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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Start of with toilet paper and finish of with a wet wipe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf..some shit threads on here nowadays

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As long as you dont flush them down the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wtf..some shit threads on here nowadays "

I know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet"

You can get one's that are flushable

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet

You can get one's that are flushable"

Most still have the potential to cause blockages. And even fat bergs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet

You can get one's that are flushable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet"

And what do you do with them then? Put a shitty wipe in the bin? That's why I hate going to greece

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet

And what do you do with them then? Put a shitty wipe in the bin? That's why I hate going to greece"
you wouldnt flush a babies nappy down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously strange how bored someone gets that they start this sort of topic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously strange how bored someone gets that they start this sort of topic "

not boredom (well maybe a little)

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Sexiest thread i've seen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

They are made of plastic..

Be kind to your environment not your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexiest thread i've seen... "

omg. must be

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"As long as you dont flush them down the toilet

You can get one's that are flushable

Most still have the potential to cause blockages. And even fat bergs "

Don’t you mean shitbergs

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I was watching the 3 part program on the £5b super sewer being built in (Well, under) London, there is NO such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Oh it might say it is on the packet but that's because the manufacturers don't give a damn (was going to say shit ) what happens to them after they've sold them.

The Beckton sewage works removes 30 tonnes of wet wipes per day

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Never use toilet paper or wet wipes.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Jesus

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

Sounds like you've got bum warts or something if it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshen up with wet wipes on final sweep

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham

Funniest thread for ages....

Fuckin bum warts lol.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hehe no bum warts just find it too dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was watching the 3 part program on the £5b super sewer being built in (Well, under) London, there is NO such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Oh it might say it is on the packet but that's because the manufacturers don't give a damn (was going to say shit ) what happens to them after they've sold them.

The Beckton sewage works removes 30 tonnes of wet wipes per day

"

Only ever flush the 3 Ps: pee, poo and paper.

Some people even flush cotton ear buds. The plastic stalks found in the sewer system put end to end could go to the moon every year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously strange how bored someone gets that they start this sort of topic "

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend "

Ah an enlightened one.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I always use a squirt from a water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend "

I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend

Ah an enlightened one. "

If you had an animal and it shat on your floor, would you clean it with a dry cloth???

There’s your answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always use a squirt from a water bottle "

Outrageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend

I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh? "

You washed yourself but so you are only drying

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham


"I always use a squirt from a water bottle

Outrageous "

Just depends who's water bottle, let me know what gym you go to so I can avoid that one, I wondered where my bottle went when I was on the treadmill.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

Man up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham


"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

"

Wow, a full on "get your shit together" rant... Well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

"

I feel your pain

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Yes man up, don't brush your teeth and definitely don't use deodorant after your monthly bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes man up, don't brush your teeth and definitely don't use deodorant after your monthly bath."

Fuck baths

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

"

Really? That's uncalled for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

Wow, a full on "get your shit together" rant... Well said "

Thankyou.. I do tire of all this 'new man','modern man' nonsense. I even saw a guy in the middle of a club at the weekend, reach into his what can only be described as a miniature satchel, retrieve a bottle of Nivea and start applying it to his face! I get nowadays we can't stick labels on people because the snowflakes will start having a meltdown, but back in the day, we'd have called em 'poofs'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

Masculinity being questioned if you like a wet wipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend

I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?

You washed yourself but so you are only drying"

But I don't shit round my arse or anywhere else.. I don't need to 'wash' anything.. Its a hole, a pipe it comes out of. By your reckoning then, you should irrigate your entire colon after every Eartha Kitt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend

I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?

You washed yourself but so you are only drying

But I don't shit round my arse or anywhere else.. I don't need to 'wash' anything.. Its a hole, a pipe it comes out of. By your reckoning then, you should irrigate your entire colon after every Eartha Kitt!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is full of crap.. literally

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I always use a squirt from a water bottle

Outrageous

Just depends who's water bottle, let me know what gym you go to so I can avoid that one, I wondered where my bottle went when I was on the treadmill..... "

It wasn’t my bottle obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf..some shit threads on here nowadays "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs"

When I went to school there was only tracing paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs"

Izal... Never had chance of piles in them days because that stuff would slice em off at every wipe

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Fab is full of crap.. literally "

No people are.

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

If it's a chutney sputter, then fair do's wet wipes all the way. If it's a Mars Bar easy glide, toilet paper no problems.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

Wet wipes are more hygienic.

How can a “dry” piece of paper clean you properly??? You would not dry wipe / clean any other another part of your anatomy

A bidet is your friend

I get out the bath/shower and use a dry towel. Doesn't 'dry' as well using a wet towel. Funny that eh?

You washed yourself but so you are only drying

But I don't shit round my arse or anywhere else.. I don't need to 'wash' anything.. Its a hole, a pipe it comes out of. By your reckoning then, you should irrigate your entire colon after every Eartha Kitt!

"

Excellent idea, I shall take that on board.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never realized there was so much to having a shit. Unless your ill you go to the toilet, wipe your bum, flush the chain and wash your hands

Job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP "

no way it's the best thread ever......xx

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Does this count as talking shite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heh maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

You'll be calling drain busters in a couple weeks time if you flush wipes down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bidet problem solved x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx

You'll be calling drain busters in a couple weeks time if you flush wiheypes down lol"

Done it for ages there are ones you can use that the block the drain

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP

no way it's the best thread ever......xx"

Well, with hindsight best laugh I’ve had today!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Am I the only one who uses a crisp £20 note?

(Or a tenner if it's near the end of the month and you're slumming it).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train your body so that you need one first thing in the morning before your shower. Problem solved

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Am I the only one who uses a crisp £20 note?

(Or a tenner if it's near the end of the month and you're slumming it)."

No good now, there too plastic and it will just slide like the old tracing paper.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Train your body so that you need one first thing in the morning before your shower. Problem solved "

Exactly then douche and shower, all clean for 24 hours.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Train your body so that you need one first thing in the morning before your shower. Problem solved

Exactly then douche and shower, all clean for 24 hours. "
do you douche every time you go for a shit?

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Just how hard are you wiping if it’s sore??? Or is your arse that hairy it pulls the hairs lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's ok, well kill the oceans, as long as our little botties are comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Izal toilet paper, well macho, me!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Train your body so that you need one first thing in the morning before your shower. Problem solved

Exactly then douche and shower, all clean for 24 hours. do you douche every time you go for a shit?"

Yes of course, and perfectly healthy too before you ask. I have sex most days so pretty essential really.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs"

Ha Ha the dreaded Izal medicated paper

We called it John Wayne paper, as it took no shit off any one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocrem x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sudocrem x"

What! Surely you just end up with a "mud-pie" bottom

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Op wants to think himself lucky when we grew up in a generation of tracing paper in the school bogs

Ha Ha the dreaded Izal medicated paper

We called it John Wayne paper, as it took no shit off any one "

True grit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant stand toilet really hurts your bottom. Wet wipes all the way

Cx"

What are you doing that makes toilet paper hurt your bottom?!? Buy nicer stuff perhaps?!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I should prob take up the offer of one of the weirdos on here that will lick it up.

Save a fortune on Andrex

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

They're being banned within the next 25 years so better start stockpiling lol

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

Wow, a full on "get your shit together" rant... Well said

Thankyou.. I do tire of all this 'new man','modern man' nonsense. I even saw a guy in the middle of a club at the weekend, reach into his what can only be described as a miniature satchel, retrieve a bottle of Nivea and start applying it to his face! I get nowadays we can't stick labels on people because the snowflakes will start having a meltdown, but back in the day, we'd have called em 'poofs'! "

Bit much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bidet

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I wish we had bum guns over here. Love them when I travel to SE Asia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck is wrong with men nowadays? Toilet paper that 'hurts their bottom'.. Jesus wept!

Metrosexuality gone mad!

Men should be men, not whine about about how delicate their sphincter is, or wear manbags, or drink skinny lattes in some poncey bistro!

Have a shit, wipe your arse, grab your wallet, go to the pub and drink a beer.. You'll feel the masculinity ooze within you!

"

What crap, go bush you woose!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"They're being banned within the next 25 years so better start stockpiling lol "

In 25 years, I will probably have someone wiping my arse for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP

no way it's the best thread ever......xx

Well, with hindsight best laugh I’ve had today! "

me too

I find toilet paper just doesn't work aswell as wipes and wipes are a lot nicer.

My bum isn't that hairy

Thank you kindly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ooops! Maybe not you’re best idea for a thread OP

no way it's the best thread ever......xx

Well, with hindsight best laugh I’ve had today!

me too

I find toilet paper just doesn't work aswell as wipes and wipes are a lot nicer.

My bum isn't that hairy

Thank you kindly "
what do you mean doesnt work so well?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think there must be something wrong with your shit. Paper works perfectly well for everyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It works just find wipes work even better

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It works just find wipes work even better "
its a wonder do you dont run your arsehole raw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It works just find wipes work even better its a wonder do you dont run your arsehole raw"

How?

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