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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody heck Granola (Granny Crumpet) where you been haven't seen your *dulcet tones* in here for a while?

*Imagined*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Awwww thanks for noticing. I had to rest after my termination.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Hiya Granny welcome back love x x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

*** note to self - use more concrete next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At least your sense of humour hasnt changed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Hiya Granny welcome back love x x "

I haven't been anywhere blobby x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"*** note to self - use more concrete next time "

Aye .... refusing to spend that last penny is whut failed ya ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"At least your sense of humour hasnt changed"

Oh it has. I was going to say something distasteful but settled for what I said instead.

I mean ..... that jimmy carr! How naughty is he ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"*** note to self - use more concrete next time

Aye .... refusing to spend that last penny is whut failed ya ... "

behave yirsen wummin - dinnae be forgettin I'm Scottish.... short arms and long pockets!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"*** note to self - use more concrete next time

Aye .... refusing to spend that last penny is whut failed ya ...

behave yirsen wummin - dinnae be forgettin I'm Scottish.... short arms and long pockets!!!!"

No. They said Short Arse in Long Stockings. They meant your man .....fnarrrrrr !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"*** note to self - use more concrete next time

Aye .... refusing to spend that last penny is whut failed ya ...

behave yirsen wummin - dinnae be forgettin I'm Scottish.... short arms and long pockets!!!!

No. They said Short Arse in Long Stockings. They meant your man .....fnarrrrrr !"

FMSL.. nearly wasted the morgan's there but managed to swallow in time (not often you hear that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know where she's been but that banging from the next cell has stopped now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*** note to self - use more concrete next time

Aye .... refusing to spend that last penny is whut failed ya ...

behave yirsen wummin - dinnae be forgettin I'm Scottish.... short arms and long pockets!!!!

No. They said Short Arse in Long Stockings. They meant your man .....fnarrrrrr !"

Xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Still alive !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still alive !"

How wonderful to start a Tuesday with such marvellous news Ms Crumpet...

I trust filming of desperate Scousewives has not left one fatigued or devoid of mirth and merriment on the approach to the festive season...;-)

Your shining wit has been noteable by its absence...

On behalf of myself and, I believe without contradiction, the other inmates Welcome back to the asylum...

*Removes headgear... Bows low*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I didn't catch desperate scousewives.

I didn't make the necessary effort.

My guess is that the makers will have sought out every vile ,living cliche of a twat ; employing a carefully crafted methodology that produces the oozing liquid shite they desire.

It will be lapped by lobotomised idiocy lovers everywhere.

I might watch. I might like it. I much doubt it.

ello x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

welcome back granny xxx

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