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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Just seen the most beautiful house spider running along the floor.

Not doing anyone any harm.

Hopefully ready to fill her belly of those pesky summer flies!!!

Are you a lover or hater of spiders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind them but I wouldn't say I was a lover of them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hater! They scare the crap out of me for some unknown reason.

Eve. x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm the resident spider catcher in this house - don't mind them either way but usually called upon to remove them by other members of the household that are petrified of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen the most beautiful house spider running along the floor.

Not doing anyone any harm.

Hopefully ready to fill her belly of those pesky summer flies!!!

Are you a lover or hater of spiders? "
Squish the Bastud

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have one that makes its home over one of the CCTV cameras outside.

It.is fantastic to watch it spin its web, or skuttle across the front of the camera.

We have taken to naming it Boris

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t hate them but I am scared of them. They also fascinate me. If I see one I try to catch it and put it out side, but unfortunately some have been killed.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Lover! Can't stand flies buzzing around, so spiders are my friend.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Love em. The webs they spin in my garden are facinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an on off phobe. When I'm having an anxious spell I can't have even the little ones near me. When I'm feeling calm I can ignore the long, spindly one that lives in my bedroom.

The big, black house spiders freak me out though. They are quick fuckers. Now I've creeped myself out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Was terrified of them when i was younger but grew out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have one that makes its home over one of the CCTV cameras outside.

It.is fantastic to watch it spin its web, or skuttle across the front of the camera.

We have taken to naming it Boris"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU

The Who - Boris the Spider - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too bothered but prefer out of sight.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't mind them but I wouldn't be able to catch one if one of my kids asked me to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Some are huge and sooo fast x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!"

I am, blame my Mother, she conditioned me!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Some are huge and sooo fast x"

You are on about spiders aren't you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up."
look ones behind you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Some are huge and sooo fast x

You are on about spiders aren't you?

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yes I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.look ones behind you

I'm in bed with the light out and behind me there's about four inches of pillow, then head board and then the wall... and even though I know that it is highly unlikey that you will be correct, I am too scared to look... but probably won't be able to sleep now until I check!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!"

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!"

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I don't like them, I used to be terrified of them but we get lots at work and I can't let the children see I'm scared so I have to be brave and scoop them up in a plastic cud with a piece of card on top and put them outside, while the children watch in awe

.... Then I go somewhere private and have a little quiet panicky meltdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up."

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

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omg nooooo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like them, I used to be terrified of them but we get lots at work and I can't let the children see I'm scared so I have to be brave and scoop them up in a plastic cud with a piece of card on top and put them outside, while the children watch in awe

.... Then I go somewhere private and have a little quiet panicky meltdown"

Yup! This is the best I can manage too. Still makes my skin crawl just thinking about doing it though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Someone just moving into in the village put up a pic of one....they are unpacking boxes from South Africa and Australia and want to identify the species before they let it go in the village....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. "

Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I had a kinda pet/perv spiders as a kid. Every time I got in the bath it would just appear and sit near the taps watching me

An last year I followed a Mexican red back tarantula into the jungle fascinated ( then I googled it’s method of attack ) Note to self don’t stand behind them again

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Depends on the spider. Has anyone ever been chased by a camel spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths will go to hell

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.

Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!

So you don't mind flies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate bought a pet spider from a pet shop for £120 . I told him you would get it a lot cheaper off the web

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By *addyAndKitten9Couple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

So many bloody flies knocking about in our flat I'm considering breeding the fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.

Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!

So you don't mind flies?

No issue with spiders really..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. "
Slugs are just homeless snails

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.

Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!

So you don't mind flies?

They get nuked with chemicals if they come near me or my horses!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My mate bought a pet spider from a pet shop for £120 . I told him you would get it a lot cheaper off the web

Funny bugger!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.

Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!

So you don't mind flies?

They get nuked with chemicals if they come near me or my horses!!

Horse flies are definately a sporn of Satan

wish spiders could kill them!!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. Slugs are just homeless snails

Slugs eat my plants,they can die.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.

Meanie!

Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!

That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!

All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.

Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!

So you don't mind flies?

They get nuked with chemicals if they come near me or my horses!!

Horse flies are definately a sporn of Satan

wish spiders could kill them!!!! "

They are that..spiders, horseflies and mosquitos - nuke 'em all!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well."

What's wrong with moths?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

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They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Spiders are fine - usually more scared of you (the speed gives it away).

Mozzies, horseflies etc, those bastards really suck.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me

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lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me

Haha, no moths have soft fur, you can stroke them, they like it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me

lol x"
yer not suppose to agree

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.

What's wrong with moths?

They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live adjacent to leeds/liverpool canal.... some of these spiders have anchor tattoos on them selves and some of them need saddles lol absolutely hench haha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Spiders are fine - usually more scared of you (the speed gives it away).

No, the run AT you, that's why they must die!! We had ones which jumped off walls at you in the Cotswolds too, eeeevil bastuds!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock."

Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me

lol x yer not suppose to agree

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I didn't x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell "

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.

What's wrong with moths?

They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful."

Some moths are beautiful! Yes, not from this country, but let's not get biased

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.

Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you

I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!

Or even a picture of one would do!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.

Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you

I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!

Or even a picture of one would do!"

Can be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.

What's wrong with moths?

They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful.

Some moths are beautiful! Yes, not from this country, but let's not get biased

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I'm mothist. Kill all moths . They just nut light bulbs

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.

Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you

I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!

Or even a picture of one would do!

Can be arranged

Would you not if I agreed to do a nice flat parkrun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though?"
What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though?"

I was debating this at the weekend - that's a tricky one. Napalm maybe....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

"
trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't exactly like them but they don't bother me and I don't bother them.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No leave gods creatures alone no trapping etc x lay off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citronella candles are brilliant for pesky bugs... if you can bear your place stinking off sprite constantly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can let the little money spiders run over my palm (I dont think it brings you money though, well not in my 41 yrs it hasn't

)

Medium sized ones I can catch in a glass with a few shudders. Anything bigger is a feet up on the sofa and squeel job, hoping a terrier chases it under a cupboard.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un "

No, no, you trap it in YOUR jamjar!!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Moths will go to hell

Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....

No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.

What's wrong with moths?

They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful.

Some moths are beautiful! Yes, not from this country, but let's not get biased

I'm mothist. Kill all moths . They just nut light bulbs "

https://youtu.be/TTUQyEr-sg0

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.

Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you

I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!

Or even a picture of one would do!

Can be arranged

Would you not if I agreed to do a nice flat parkrun?"

I'm not that cruel. We're sticking to our plan

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un "

The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No leave gods creatures alone no trapping etc x lay off x"
no trapping em in a jam jar is like trapping me in a gangbang room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate them

Peppermint oil keeps them out

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.

I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).

I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.

Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you

I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!

Or even a picture of one would do!

Can be arranged

Would you not if I agreed to do a nice flat parkrun?

I'm not that cruel. We're sticking to our plan

Dammit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un

The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost.

"
do you reckon they would just think it's a fellow wasp covered in flour ?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un

The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost.

do you reckon they would just think it's a fellow wasp covered in flour ?

I'm not entirely sure that the flour would stick to the wasp even!

Do you have any wasps, jam jars and flour to try your theory out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell

Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!

How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off

I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'.....

trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un

The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost.

do you reckon they would just think it's a fellow wasp covered in flour ?

I'm not entirely sure that the flour would stick to the wasp even!

Do you have any wasps, jam jars and flour to try your theory out?"
well no . And maybe wasps don't even know about ghosts !! Fuck it just squish em

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Read this thread earlier but just come back to say I just caught something out the corner of my eye jump from the dresser and heard it land one the floor. Think it must be the biggest spider I've seen for a long time. I'd say it's about 3.5 inches from leg to leg. It's currently sat in the bottom of an old jar I use to put spare change in. Not normally one to be bothered by spiders but didn't fancy trying to sleep with that monster crawling around the bedroom

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Read this thread earlier but just come back to say I just caught something out the corner of my eye jump from the dresser and heard it land one the floor. Think it must be the biggest spider I've seen for a long time. I'd say it's about 3.5 inches from leg to leg. It's currently sat in the bottom of an old jar I use to put spare change in. Not normally one to be bothered by spiders but didn't fancy trying to sleep with that monster crawling around the bedroom

Let it go!

You never know it might creep along and give you a kiss in the middle of the night

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Let it go!

You never know it might creep along and give you a kiss in the middle of the night

Sod that... not the kind of kiss I want in the middle of the night.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Let it go!

You never know it might creep along and give you a kiss in the middle of the night

Sod that... not the kind of kiss I want in the middle of the night.

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go on try x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

We're coming up to the time of year where the massive one's start to appear. Those can be a bit disconcerting. But I don't hate them. I'll happily just leave them alone or scoop them up and chuck them outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonderful creatures..if a jumping spider was the size of a cat/dog..theyd be super cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take macro shots of insects/arachnids

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Just *thinking* about spiders gives me the shudders. Objectively I know they catch flies and their webs are beautiful blah blah but there's something about the way they move their legs and scurry about which terrifies me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admire them for their adaptability and the way they do not give a fuck when I shout at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen the most beautiful house spider running along the floor.

Not doing anyone any harm.

Hopefully ready to fill her belly of those pesky summer flies!!!

Are you a lover or hater of spiders? "

They are fine but I let my good Lady get the bigger ones and extract them through the window. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol

I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Much prefer them to moths ,all that flapping about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah no, cant stand spiders

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Terrified of them. All of them.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just think of a world without Spiders . The human race probably wouldn't still be here due to mass disease from flies and other shitty bugs . They do an awesome role for us all . I let them be in my house but Pooch just eats them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind our native varieties but the dinner plate sized bird eating ones on the loose in Dorset or Devon?, might be a bit much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I leave them be, I tell my kids to leave them be as they eat flies. I used to go mad at the ex wife for killing them, she had to go

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol

I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!

I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chased (kind of) by a humongous bugger in Asia once, but I still don't have a fear of them & I'd never kill one - although I did try to kill this particular one ...... but failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a hater and I will kill them if I'm home alone. I literally sweat and panic and I've lost hours of sleep due to them. I can't even touch a picture of one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a wuss I'm afraid when it comes to spiders. They are creepy and run too fast

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We both like them.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don’t mind them.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I'm not bothered by spiders. I leave them , the children however....

scream 'theres a huge spider in my room' when in fact it's the smallest spider in the world

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Had a spate of breeding black widow spiders at work.. napalm was the only answer. Just burn the fucking building down. Seriously. Nobody needs that shit.. hiding in the toilet roll middle with egg sacs bigger than themselves. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Whole lot of nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like spiders just not on my face

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Hater! They scare the crap out of me for some unknown reason.

Eve. x"
Just Imagine being a silverfish with one of those chaseing you you,d get a birdseye view

the good news is you,d probabily escape

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Had a spate of breeding black widow spiders at work.. napalm was the only answer. Just burn the fucking building down. Seriously. Nobody needs that shit.. hiding in the toilet roll middle with egg sacs bigger than themselves. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Whole lot of nope.

"
I am pleased to say that the black widow does have a range it sticks to in this country and does not venture further north perhaps because of the climate..

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Hate them - vile, creepy little things that sneak about behind your back and scuttle out when you’re not expecting it. I’m sure they make plans and do it in an attempt to ruin your day/night. Last laugh on them when I scoop them up and chuck them out the door though

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Not a fan, they have more legs than me and they don't pay rent lol, I sense them before I see them, something we noticed once I was home from hospital after my amputation and I asked if there was a spider under my wheelchair and there was a huge one. I use peppermint essence to keep them at bay which works 99% of the time

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Not a fan, they have more legs than me and they don't pay rent lol, I sense them before I see them, something we noticed once I was home from hospital after my amputation and I asked if there was a spider under my wheelchair and there was a huge one. I use peppermint essence to keep them at bay which works 99% of the time"

Oooh I might have to invest in some of that

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I don’t mind them, except the huge ones!

In a tissue out of the window ...

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For all those terrified of spiders: Do a quick search of close up pics of Jumping Spiders.

Are they not the cutest little buggers?

Even the most ardent arachnophobe will surely concede that they are rather adorable in their own little way

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Conkers under your cupboards and on window ledges will keep them away as will any strong fragrant oils like clove, peppermint, eucalyptus or tea tree mixed into Vaseline and put around any external lights or cameras on sensors that they are setting off. Spiders' taste through their feet and strong oils burn their taste buds so they bugger off sharpish. They also have a big territory area and homing sense so chucking one out the window just means it has a little walk before it goes back to exactly where it lived before unless you put a barrier there they won't cross.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Conkers under your cupboards and on window ledges will keep them away as will any strong fragrant oils like clove, peppermint, eucalyptus or tea tree mixed into Vaseline and put around any external lights or cameras on sensors that they are setting off. Spiders' taste through their feet and strong oils burn their taste buds so they bugger off sharpish. They also have a big territory area and homing sense so chucking one out the window just means it has a little walk before it goes back to exactly where it lived before unless you put a barrier there they won't cross."

Most useful info thanks. I didn’t know about that about their taste buds being on their feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spiders, luckily for my fwb who doesn't so I can move them for him lol... Although I am educating him in their beauty, so now he always checks up on the one we have that lives between our 2 wall planters near the kitchen door. She is so pretty! He even got a bit excited when he noticed a very small version of her had set up home nextdoor to her

He now knows they are all called Fred too now

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over a year ago

"For all those terrified of spiders: Do a quick search of close up pics of Jumping Spiders.

Are they not the cutest little buggers?

Even the most ardent arachnophobe will surely concede that they are rather adorable in their own little way

They are just super cute!!

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over a year ago

Most useful info thanks. I didn’t know about that about their taste buds being on their feet

The conkers thing does seem to work

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"For all those terrified of spiders: Do a quick search of close up pics of Jumping Spiders.

Are they not the cutest little buggers?

Even the most ardent arachnophobe will surely concede that they are rather adorable in their own little way

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hater

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over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol

I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!

I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!"

I’m very sorry for keeping you up.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol

I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!

I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!

I’m very sorry for keeping you up. "

I'm not!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.

I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula

Well, I suppose I could do that...

Who am I kidding?!

That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!

I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol

I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!

I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!

I’m very sorry for keeping you up.

I'm not!

I can find a different hill

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