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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box."

What is a C clamp when that is at home??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad workman always blames his tools lol

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

i think you should just buy shelled nuts from now on..

or go on dragon's den with your nutcracker/c clamp combi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

What is a C clamp when that is at home?? "

Its a clamp that look like a C.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

What is a C clamp when that is at home??

Its a clamp that look like a C. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

What is a C clamp when that is at home??

Its a clamp that look like a C. "

Its a cramp, not a clamp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

What is a C clamp when that is at home??

Its a clamp that look like a C.

Its a cramp, not a clamp."

News to me, must admit its giving me cramp trying open almonds. So you may me right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

What is a C clamp when that is at home??

Its a clamp that look like a C.

Its a cramp, not a clamp.

News to me, must admit its giving me cramp trying open almonds. So you may me right."

think you'll find its G cramp if you're cracking nuts with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is I have never found a pair of nut crackers that can open a nut without:

1 Smashing it into a thousand pieces.

2. Breaking, I've just broken the pair I bought at Tesco, I'm now using a C clamp out of my tool box.

What is a C clamp when that is at home??

Its a clamp that look like a C.

Its a cramp, not a clamp.

News to me, must admit its giving me cramp trying open almonds. So you may me right.

think you'll find its G cramp if you're cracking nuts with it "

Believe me that's a bloody sight worse than cramp.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You shouldnt be cracking nuts. Still a month until christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldnt be cracking nuts. Still a month until christmas "

But I'm not, why do you think I'm moaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"use a hammer "

just dont be holding it still with your fingers!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You shouldnt be cracking nuts. Still a month until christmas "

There was a guy on this morning, im sure his ex partner would be able to crack your nuts for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldnt be cracking nuts. Still a month until christmas

There was a guy on this morning, im sure his ex partner would be able to crack your nuts for you "

I'm sure she would, I could get a new career as a soprano.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"use a hammer

just dont be holding it still with your fingers!"

Tried that, either smashed into a million pieces, or flew at a across the room like a guided missile.

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