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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Tea, toast and marmalade, please.

Seville orange thick cut..

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Tea, toast and marmalade, please.

Seville orange thick cut.."

First order!!!!

For you Lisa, anything

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today

Nice and healthy!

Any particular fruits to avoid? X

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

I'll stick to my roots and have a cappuccino and a sfogliatella thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case, huevos rancheros por favor!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Tea, toast and marmalade, please.

Seville orange thick cut..

First order!!!!

For you Lisa, anything

Thank you.

Do I get breakfast in bed?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'll stick to my roots and have a cappuccino and a sfogliatella thanks"

Very nice! I will make sure the sfogliatella is freshly baked for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge with blueberries and a dollop of apricot jam please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"In that case, huevos rancheros por favor! "

Do you like a lot of chilli sauce on yours?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Tea, toast and marmalade, please.

Seville orange thick cut..

First order!!!!

For you Lisa, anything

Thank you.

Do I get breakfast in bed?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Porridge with blueberries and a dollop of apricot jam please "

That will set you up for the day

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today

Nice and healthy!

Any particular fruits to avoid? X"

No grapefruit please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today

Nice and healthy!

Any particular fruits to avoid? X

No grapefruit please

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loke a sausage first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on toast and a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In that case, huevos rancheros por favor!

Do you like a lot of chilli sauce on yours? "

No, easy on the chilli sauce thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel please

with red onion, capers and black pepper

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I loke a sausage first thing in the morning

Just on its own or in something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and square sausage roll please xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Beans on toast and a cup of tea "

My kind of brekkie

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

I thought this was going to be a rewrite of do they know its Christmas.

It's breakfast time, there's no need to burn the toast

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"In that case, huevos rancheros por favor!

Do you like a lot of chilli sauce on yours?

No, easy on the chilli sauce thanks"

Won't be long

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx"

I'll have you for breakfast

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel please

with red onion, capers and black pepper

Very nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx

I'll have you for breakfast

Oooooh ya flirt x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx"

As you asked so nicely

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I thought this was going to be a rewrite of do they know its Christmas.

It's breakfast time, there's no need to burn the toast"

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx

I'll have you for breakfast

Shall I cancel your order Lisa?????

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx

I'll have you for breakfast

Shall I cancel your order Lisa?????

No, please don't. I'll need my energy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a lovely kitchen

May I have pancakes with fruit, yoghurt, honey with a coffee.

Many thanks Mrs Time.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"This is a lovely kitchen

May I have pancakes with fruit, yoghurt, honey with a coffee.

Many thanks Mrs Time."

Oh course

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Pancakes with blueberries and maple syrup. Please and thank you

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saus bacon beans hash browns and toast please lol xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pancakes with blueberries and maple syrup. Please and thank you

Lex "

No problem at all Lex

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Saus bacon beans hash browns and toast please lol xx"

Perfect hangover cure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

Way i woke this morning il have you mrs t for breakfast dinner and tea

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Just had bacon sarnies but thanx for the offer

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheatabix please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

Way i woke this morning il have you mrs t for breakfast dinner and tea

You mean you want me Time after Time

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Just had bacon sarnies but thanx for the offer

Xxxx"

No tea, coffee, juice to wash it down with?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Wheatabix please

For you or Pooch? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy on a plate? Feel like I just lowered the tone but I'm in a mischievous mood

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pussy on a plate? Feel like I just lowered the tone but I'm in a mischievous mood

Even though I am serving food from all over the world.

I'm afraid this kitchen will not be serving pussy cats or dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u batter mi sausage please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can u batter mi sausage please

If I must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u batter mi sausage please

If I must

Such an enthusiastic cook

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning Mrs T!

Eggs Benedict please if I may with Earl Grey tea (milk not lemon) and orange juice

Thank you x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Morning Mrs T!

Eggs Benedict please if I may with Earl Grey tea (milk not lemon) and orange juice

Thank you x "

For you DiamondCougar anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheatabix please

For you or Pooch? X"
both of us ha ha

we need that energy for our beach wander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Bacon sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, did you make pancakes for me with Nutella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I just have tea and toast with real butter please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty please with brown sauce and a mug of tea ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge and black coffee please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Morning Mrs T!

Eggs Benedict please if I may with Earl Grey tea (milk not lemon) and orange juice

Thank you x

For you DiamondCougar anything

Thank you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Wheatabix please

For you or Pooch? X both of us ha ha

we need that energy for our beach wander

I will give you a double portion

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X"

Dry fried? Toast? The rest is almost ready x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bacon sandwich please

Ketchup or brown?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Ladies, did you make pancakes for me with Nutella?

Did you place your order?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Could I just have tea and toast with real butter please x"

I will make the butter from scratch, just for you

May take a bit of time

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over a year ago

"This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X

Dry fried? Toast? The rest is almost ready x"

Yes dry using no oil, and no toast. Thank you sweet. X

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bacon butty please with brown sauce and a mug of tea ta

Of course

and I will make sure you have a manly mug also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy on toast pls

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Porridge and black coffee please"

On its way......

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X

Dry fried? Toast? The rest is almost ready x

Yes dry using no oil, and no toast. Thank you sweet. X"

Extra healthy! Won't be long x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pussy on toast pls "

I think you may have to go to China to get that type of meal

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Hardly exotic but I will just have a bowl of "Ready Brek"

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hardly exotic but I will just have a bowl of "Ready Brek""

I will serve it my best China, just to make it extra special for you

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hardly exotic but I will just have a bowl of "Ready Brek"

I will serve it my best China, just to make it extra special for you

Awww, why thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a hot and creamy latte please, I don't feel like eating anything just yet.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Just a hot and creamy latte please, I don't feel like eating anything just yet."

I will make it extra frothy for you x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an extra large cup of strong black coffee and warm croissants please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon roll and a cuppa please

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Just had a can of monster and a bacon and egg roll. I'm a heart attack waiting to happen.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Please could I have a freshly ground coffee... I’m feeling naughty so with cream please and some fruit salad! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a brew for me. Can't eat in morning

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Just had a can of monster and a bacon and egg roll. I'm a heart attack waiting to happen. "

Way to go lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to go healthy this morning, steak, medium rare, eggs sunny side up and a side of hash browns, and a buttermilk pancake with maple syrup please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, any chance of a large pot of Yorkshire tea and a chocolate croissant? Thanks very much

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please."

Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please"

Of course you can

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.."

Smooth or with Bits?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have an extra large cup of strong black coffee and warm croissants please

Swimming pool sized cup of coffee and fresh out of the oven croissants coming right up

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bacon roll and a cuppa please

For you PB anything

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Just had a can of monster and a bacon and egg roll. I'm a heart attack waiting to happen. "

You only live once

On its way

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Please could I have a freshly ground coffee... I’m feeling naughty so with cream please and some fruit salad! Thank you

Of course Snow

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Just a brew for me. Can't eat in morning "

Coffee, tea, hot chocolate???

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please.

Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that

Oops! .... “ just because it pops into my head doesn’t mean it should come out of my mouth”

And there’s a doublè entendres if ever I saw one

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please.

Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that

Well resisted.

No hot sausage entering your mouth either I take it

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.."

did you place an order?

Sorry, got a bit busy pleasing the customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice..

Smooth or with Bits?"

Definitely smooth

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I am going to go healthy this morning, steak, medium rare, eggs sunny side up and a side of hash browns, and a buttermilk pancake with maple syrup please"

Oh my! May I join you?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’d love a coffee with frothy skinmed milk and poached egg on top of cheese on granary toast

However that all means getting out of bed.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please

Of course you can

nice breastfast place this...may cum here more often

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Morning, any chance of a large pot of Yorkshire tea and a chocolate croissant? Thanks very much

Croissants are almost done and the pot is piping hot just for you

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice..

Smooth or with Bits?

Definitely smooth "

Can I have your bits then?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice..

Smooth or with Bits?"

Ahhhh thank you, I have a naked chef giving me a helping hand

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please.

Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that

Oops! .... “ just because it pops into my head doesn’t mean it should come out of my mouth”

And there’s a doublè entendres if ever I saw one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning, any chance of a large pot of Yorkshire tea and a chocolate croissant? Thanks very much

Croissants are almost done and the pot is piping hot just for you

Lovely, your a star! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit and nuts please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please.

Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that

Well resisted.

No hot sausage entering your mouth either I take it

Nooooo never

*crossed fingers held discreetly behind back*

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’d love a coffee with frothy skinmed milk and poached egg on top of cheese on granary toast

However that all means getting out of bed. "

That's OK, Im sure I can employ some helpers to deliver it to you in bed

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world

So start placing yoir orders

May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please

Of course you can

nice breastfast place this...may cum here more often "

Please do

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Fruit and nuts please "

In a bowl with milk or shall I just give you the box and spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cup of tea and some granola please x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I have a cup of tea and some granola please x "

I was about to shut up shop, but as you asked so nicely

I need to start a brunch thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit and nuts please

In a bowl with milk or shall I just give you the box and spoon?

lol in a bowl with milk and spoon please. full fat milk if you can

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