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" ...Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Captain" I definitely would... can't stand housework! | |||
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"hey im good at painting too i got a nice stiff brush, just the job for those tight corners...lol " Get your coat . . . . hurry up man I cant wait all day !!! Shona x x x | |||
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"Aaawww I was expecting a pirate pic Exceptional is a very individual statement What I think people are trying to say is that they're fussy Seriously my opinion is that they have more than likely been inundated with cut and paste messages or one liners such as "fancy a fuck" therefore they become very selective about the males they respond to or choose to play with " Very true if you can get someone who gets on well with you thats half the battle. Shona x x x | |||
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"I might keep out of this one lol... " Has Mrs Notts taken your puter away ??? Cos thats sooo not like you Shona x x x | |||
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"I might keep out of this one lol... Has Mrs Notts taken your puter away ??? Cos thats sooo not like you Shona x x x " well... no, but yeah but no.. but yeah! Mrs Notts did tell me to kinda shut up... just cause were going to the party.. | |||
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"I might keep out of this one lol... Has Mrs Notts taken your puter away ??? Cos thats sooo not like you Shona x x x well... no, but yeah but no.. but yeah! Mrs Notts did tell me to kinda shut up... just cause were going to the party.. " Is this the party with the wet suit?? Or real clothes that you picked out all by yourself!!! Shona x x x | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? Captain" Just been thinking about this... and to me exceptional in case of man means... he can multitask, he can breathe and talk and make sense at the same time...? | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? Captain" Well I wish you lived further South Your profile is great and with all the added bonuses you've just said, their loss of being so picky is everyone else's gain........ | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? Captain Just been thinking about this... and to me exceptional in case of man means... he can multitask, he can breathe and talk and make sense at the same time...?" You lie . . . .no man can do that . . . make sense indeed just ask Mr Notts lol or Mr Swingmates Shona x x x | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? Captain Just been thinking about this... and to me exceptional in case of man means... he can multitask, he can breathe and talk and make sense at the same time...? You lie . . . .no man can do that . . . make sense indeed just ask Mr Notts lol or Mr Swingmates Shona x x x " Can they deal with a question, breathe and reply in one evening? | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? Captain Just been thinking about this... and to me exceptional in case of man means... he can multitask, he can breathe and talk and make sense at the same time...? You lie . . . .no man can do that . . . make sense indeed just ask Mr Notts lol or Mr Swingmates Shona x x x Can they deal with a question, breathe and reply in one evening? " As long as thery get to scratch themselves as well ohhh no thats just the one I married Thats why Im still waiting for the living room to be decorated only been in the house 3 years Shona x x x | |||
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"just read the capitans profile,,,, think i'll hi-jack it an use it as my own lol,,,,, only kidding, but wish i'd got the imagination it took to write one like it too, leat alone the physical attributes he describes lmao " Actually, I like yours.... its funny and that s agood start... a man who can breathe, write and make me laugh... great ingredients... | |||
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"wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tasty or wot. think i am going to start sending him dirty texts seeing as he gives his mob out. think ya can handle a scouser huh!!!! " his mob or knob??? sorry could not resist x | |||
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"noooooo _phrodite there wasnt a knob in site, only a mob. dont mind talking dirty to a knob or mob tho lol" mob in the morning shepherds warning.. knob at night shepherds delight? | |||
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"noooooo _phrodite there wasnt a knob in site, only a mob. dont mind talking dirty to a knob or mob tho lol mob in the morning shepherds warning.. knob at night shepherds delight? " OK bad one, I know... how about... mob and knob went up the hill ... Please feel free to continue .. | |||
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"noooooo _phrodite there wasnt a knob in site, only a mob. dont mind talking dirty to a knob or mob tho lol mob in the morning shepherds warning.. knob at night shepherds delight? OK bad one, I know... how about... mob and knob went up the hill ... Please feel free to continue .." yu been on the happy pills tonight woman, please share!! LOL You are cracking me up. | |||
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"noooooo _phrodite there wasnt a knob in site, only a mob. dont mind talking dirty to a knob or mob tho lol mob in the morning shepherds warning.. knob at night shepherds delight? OK bad one, I know... how about... mob and knob went up the hill ... Please feel free to continue .. yu been on the happy pills tonight woman, please share!! LOL You are cracking me up." ok, crap, I know... what about this one, How many knobs must a woman go down before she can call herself a man? | |||
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"noooooo _phrodite there wasnt a knob in site, only a mob. dont mind talking dirty to a knob or mob tho lol mob in the morning shepherds warning.. knob at night shepherds delight? OK bad one, I know... how about... mob and knob went up the hill ... Please feel free to continue .." How about ... jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny but jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock cos jill was a pre op tranny | |||
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"noooooo _phrodite there wasnt a knob in site, only a mob. dont mind talking dirty to a knob or mob tho lol mob in the morning shepherds warning.. knob at night shepherds delight? OK bad one, I know... how about... mob and knob went up the hill ... Please feel free to continue .. How about ... jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny but jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock cos jill was a pre op tranny " wow, why could I not think of that? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/08/09 23:33:09]" chicken!!! LOL | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/08/09 23:33:09] chicken!!! LOL" ok, Chicken licken and foxy woxy???? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/08/09 23:33:09] chicken!!! LOL ok, Chicken licken and foxy woxy???? " lol - the sky has fallen down!!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/08/09 23:33:09] chicken!!! LOL ok, Chicken licken and foxy woxy???? lol - the sky has fallen down!!!" Either an earthquake or the earth did move then lol xx | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/08/09 23:33:09] chicken!!! LOL ok, Chicken licken and foxy woxy???? lol - the sky has fallen down!!! Either an earthquake or the earth did move then lol xx" That earthquake last year nearly shook me out of my bed - i can honestly say no man has ever done that, hahaha (and if he did it like that i would bloody slap him as i was asleep!!) | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? Captain" I think it means looks (handsome) and phsyique. A male model in a way. It may also mean looks, physique and cock size | |||
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"when an ad says looking for exceptional male...what does it mean....Im exceptional at cooking and cleaning...you think many ladies would take me on for my skills in the kitchen and the broom cupboard, me thinks not...lol Observations on such curiosities most welcome? beyond what is the usual. Captain" | |||
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"just read the capitans profile,,,, think i'll hi-jack it an use it as my own lol,,,,, only kidding, but wish i'd got the imagination it took to write one like it too, leat alone the physical attributes he describes lmao Actually, I like yours.... its funny and that s agood start... a man who can breathe, write and make me laugh... great ingredients... " lol well thank you for the compliment | |||
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