FabSwingers.com forum: The bollocks thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are your bollocks like gents?

Smooth and tight?

Dangly and gnarly?

Describe or show a photo of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my ex has got them in her handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my ex has got them in her handbag"

She's made a little coin purse out of them.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

They're hairy and dangly (see current avatar for more details).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres my creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're hairy and dangly (see current avatar for more details)."

Hairy is good

Dangly is great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heres my creme eggs"

Aww, little cute ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like two conkers in a tight moleskin bag.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Dangly is good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like two conkers in a tight moleskin bag.

Are they champion conkers soaked in vinegar and baked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon "

They need weighting down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dangly is good."

Great for tea-bagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like two conkers in a tight moleskin bag.

Are they champion conkers soaked in vinegar and baked?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great thread op

Needs more bollocks though.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I do like to see a good set of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are the dogs. See what I did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoother than silky the silk works silk pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my bollocks ticked with soft hands

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Dangling one diver the the other

ready to tea bag who’s op for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are the dogs. See what I did there

Won't be my dog's he doesn't have any

Oh wait! You have my dog's bollocks!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smoother than silky the silk works silk pyjamas

Do you caress a lady's cheek with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are the dogs. See what I did there

Won't be my dog's he doesn't have any

Oh wait! You have my dog's bollocks!!

Yes I have them, for research purposes

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Depends on the weather, mine are smooth but heat sensitive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my bollocks ticked with soft hands

With long nails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long nails over balls is amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are the dogs. See what I did there

Won't be my dog's he doesn't have any

Oh wait! You have my dog's bollocks!!

Yes I have them, for research purposes "

He's looking at me like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me go all weak ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long nails over balls is amazing "

Gently?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dangling one diver the the other

ready to tea bag who’s op for it!

Gotta watch out for pink eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like long ones I can suck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on the weather, mine are smooth but heat sensitive

There must be a lot of long dangers in this weather.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like long ones I can suck"

And flick with the tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my bollocks ticked with soft hands

With long nails?"

Oooohhh yesss! Erection!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon

They need weighting down

Help me empty them out and they will be like a couple of sails billowing in the ocean breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long nails over balls is amazing

Gently?"

Yes it's the sign of a goddess when a woman does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to see a good set of bollocks

I do like to suck a good set of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long nails over balls is amazing

Gently?

Yes it's the sign of a goddess when a woman does that "

I'm a semi-goddess then, my nails are not very long.

I can use my teeth though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon

They need weighting down

Help me empty them out and they will be like a couple of sails billowing in the ocean breeze "

You're a man; quite capable of emptying them without help.

Fetch the marge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to see a good set of bollocks

I do like to suck a good set of bollocks

You need to PM me immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my bollocks ticked with soft hands

With long nails?

Oooohhh yesss! Erection!

You're easily erected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my bollocks ticked with soft hands

With long nails?

Oooohhh yesss! Erection!

You're easily erected

I’m a simple man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my bollocks ticked with soft hands

With long nails?

Oooohhh yesss! Erection!

You're easily erected

I’m a simple man

We know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're not great but then they're balls so there you go

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

"I do like to see a good set of bollocks

I do like to suck a good set of bollocks

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mine are available for research purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like a good set of balls!

Especially when they’re shaved. Lickable!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Nice hand full dangling, ready to slap your arse as I fuck you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to see a good set of bollocks

I do like to suck a good set of bollocks

You need to PM me immediately

Now you know that's not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like to see a good set of bollocks

I do like to suck a good set of bollocks

mine are available for research purposes

Have them sent to me by return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heres my creme eggs

Aww, little cute ones

Its all they need to be all they do is sit there while my cock does all the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the weather usually

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

"I do like to see a good set of bollocks

I do like to suck a good set of bollocks

mine are available for research purposes

Have them sent to me by return

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send me your address and I’ll hand deliver them

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By *r Mind CandyMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Depends on my state of arousal. If I'm rock hard they are tight and smooth if I'm soft they hang a little lower. I guess you would need to see my pics and decide for yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Balls of Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bollocks, lovely. I like to cup them gently in my hand like an old fashioned coin purse, and guess the weight of gold in them.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Love them sucked

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"In this heat they are like a couple of hot air balloons floating across the Grand Canyon

They need weighting down

Help me empty them out and they will be like a couple of sails billowing in the ocean breeze

You're a man; quite capable of emptying them without help.

Fetch the marge."

Who is Marge?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on my state of arousal. If I'm rock hard they are tight and smooth if I'm soft they hang a little lower. I guess you would need to see my pics and decide for yourselves

You need to put your pic on the threads so we can all see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?"

And crushed in the hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really like a good set of balls!

Especially when they’re shaved. Lickable!"

You need to PM me immediately

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah bollocks, lovely. I like to cup them gently in my hand like an old fashioned coin purse, and guess the weight of gold in them.

You need to PM me immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince."

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies

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Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies

Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm "

Then make a sandwich

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

In this heat very dangly.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink "

Good to see you back lady ignite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink "

No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink

No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach

You are soft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies

Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm

Then make a sandwich

Make your own bloody sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big and hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies

Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm

Then make a sandwich

Make your own bloody sandwich

If she can’t make a decent sandwich, she doesn’t get to suck my bullocks

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I am about to empty mine. Anyone want to send me pics to pull to hehe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am about to empty mine. Anyone want to send me pics to pull to hehe."

You had to go and lower the tone didn't you

It was low enough to start with

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink

No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach

I could maybe crush them a little. The last guy I dated for a while had no sensation in his nipples,he was trying to get me to really squeeze them to prove it,but I just couldn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And shaved "

Soft and dangly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

It makes me wince.

A medical doctor asked me to crush his once.

A doctor...an actual doctor

Did he ask you to put your sexy nurses outfit on for it? Wink wink

No, just tie him to his bed and crush them. I couldn't do it, it turned my stomach

I could maybe crush them a little. The last guy I dated for a while had no sensation in his nipples,he was trying to get me to really squeeze them to prove it,but I just couldn't. "

I can do nipples, just not nuts in a nutsack. The feeling of them crushing together makes me go weak.

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Smooth, dangly and full...lol!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Lowering the tone sorry that’s me. Waving from the gutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth and tight here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not many hairy ones floating around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smooth and tight here

Are you cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smooth and tight here

Are you cold?"
No quite warm actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're hairy and dangly (see current avatar for more details).

Hairy is good

Dangly is great

A good job we're all different, i prefer tight and ready to empty. Must hang lower than the flaccid cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoother than silky the silk works silk pyjamas

Do you caress a lady's cheek with them?"

I do ..... and her chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a nice pair to squeeze gently, tickle, lick and suck. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full..... sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are full , need emptying

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Usually smooth and sometimes dangly sometimes tight - think they were tight in my current avatar but dangly available elsewhere in my profile pics I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv put mine away

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Does anyone like theirs being kicked,it looks brutal?

And crushed in the hand

Gentle squeeze is what you need to do ladies

Squeezed gently and sucked mmmm

Then make a sandwich

Make your own bloody sandwich

If she can’t make a decent sandwich, she doesn’t get to suck my bullocks

#farmyardantics

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Nice hand full dangling, ready to slap your arse as I fuck you. X

I like the ones that slap my pussy lips better, if they are slapping my arse you aren’t in far enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're hairy and dangly (see current avatar for more details).

Hairy is good

Dangly is great

A good job we're all different, i prefer tight and ready to empty. Must hang lower than the flaccid cock

I'll take them as they come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually smooth and sometimes dangly sometimes tight - think they were tight in my current avatar but dangly available elsewhere in my profile pics I think

This weather must play havoc with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are slightly quite dangly but certainly ready to be emptied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look and see for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a look and see for yourself "

The walnut look

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A nice handful but in need of a shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High and tight like my trousers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"High and tight like my trousers "

Squeeze

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

big and low

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"big and low"

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