FabSwingers.com forum: Semen volume

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm currently chatting to a girl who has admitted she has a cum fetish.

"The bigger the load the better" seems to be her motto.

We are pencilled for a social meet, and I think it will lead to more.

My question is, does anyone have any advise on what food makes you cum thicker and more voluminous.

I don't think I have an issue as I exercise a fair bit, so I watch my nutrient intake fairly closely.

However we live moderately close, so meets might be frequent, which of course makes smaller loads, and of course I want to get her off as much as possible.

Anyone got tips regarding, food and lifestyle choices to help boost the volume?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nevet tried personally but people on here have recommended drinking more liquid and taking zinc supplements.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you twist the nob on the right thats volume control mate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of water, zinc, celery and pineapple and other soft fruits to make it taste sweeter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Apparently pineapple juice for a week before will make semen taste sweeter. Eating meat makes it taste sour. So I’m told.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Volume wise.....don’t cum for a week.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Oysters and lots of water

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

A lot of people will swear by pineapple juice.

Personally I prefer to use those fresh, not from concentrate, mixed juices from Tesco or Asda. They are pulpy ones so usually containing mango

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the thread title....

Why was my first thought...

Spinal Tap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a lid over the end of it so none escapes involuntarily.

To be doubly sure, plug your ears and nostrils too, just in case.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Kiwi fruit for a week....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get yourself some yummy cum drops. Increases volume and improves taste

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Put a lid over the end of it so none escapes involuntarily.

To be doubly sure, plug your ears and nostrils too, just in case. "

Safety goggles too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

For volume, wheatgerm worked a treat. Hubby used to have it for breakfast each morning and a week later there was a noticeable difference.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zinc and plenty of water

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read the thread title....

Why was my first thought...

Spinal Tap

Turn it up to 11

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love thin cum and the sort that squirts everywhere.. preferably all over me. But some have thick and some thin cum and I always thought it was down to how much fluid intake they have but that doesn't apply to women I dont think.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

Get your badge presentable and invite her for sunday brunch ie rimjoy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The porn actor Peter North nicknames sir cumalot claimed to have a diet regime that would make you cum in bucketloads

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

SPUNK

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg whites..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The porn actor Peter North nicknames sir cumalot claimed to have a diet regime that would make you cum in bucketloads"

Peter Norths Diet-The Secrets to his Massive Jizz Bombs

Celery - Increases semen quantity considerably, and greatly ups the force at which you ejaculate. You will have to eat 10-15 large stalks for it to have any really noticable effect, though, and that might make your stomach act up a bit. If you ask me, it's really not worth it, just add a few stalks to your diet alongside the pills and be done with it. Ingest 2-3 hours before sexual activity.

L-Arginine - Increases semen quantity by a metric ****ton after a few weeks, and also gives firmer, longer-lasting erections. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, and another 3-4 capsules (1500mg-2000mg) a few hours before sexual activity. Within two or three weeks you'll be rolling eyes at Peter North's pitiful puddles. Gah, I sound like a ****ty commercial. (Take no more than 4-5 capsules per day.)

L-Lysine - This works with Zinc to increase the quantity of semen. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. If you, like me, suck at swallowing pills, be careful. I've almost gagged on these ****ers a few times because they're bulky. Also, don't down them with Coke, you'll regret it if the tablet decides to clog up your respiratory system and send the contents of your mouth flying at your monitor and/or keyboard. (Take no more than two tablets per day.)

Zinc - This has two purposes. Firstly, it'll work with L-Lysine to increase the quantity of semen, like I said before. Secondly, and this is the best part, it'll make your semen thick and Elmer's Glue white. As a bonus, it will also ensure good prostate health. Take one tablet daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. Or simply take the two at once. (Take no more than 50mg per day. This is very important. Taking more on a daily basis will render your body unable to absorb certain vital nutrients in regular food.) These are all harmless supplements to a regular diet, and chances are that especially the Zinc will do you good, as most people's diets nowadays don't include enough Zinc. All can be picked up at your local vegan health nut outlet. See, L-Arginine in particular is found in meat, and our meatless friends need it powdered and gelatine-coated so they don't shrivel up and die. A regular drugstore might also have it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I used to work in AI, and my only advice is try to leave it for an "optimum" amount of time. In pigs it's three days, in humans, I'd say it was much less, maybe a day.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a lot of watermelon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Keep hydrated with water. Lay off the booze and caffeine. Abstain from sex for a few days. 'Edge' for a day. Should be enough for her!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arginine

Pyguem

Zinc

Lecithin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The male body has storage areas where the constituents of cum are stored. It's not particularly likely that they could be enlarged, without very delicate micro-surgery. With a healthy diet and sufficient liquid intake, it's probable that your body is primed to produce sufficient cum. Regular sex will prime your body to replenish your load promptly.

Quack producers of snake oil products aren't basing their snake oil on anything but a desire for your money. You're the results of human evolution, with physiology largely handed from your parents.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres. "

Less time you leave it the thinner it is and further it shoots, my babygirl loves a huge thick load over her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

That sounds like a lot of effort, for something women generally don’t care about.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres. "

Blokes will literally boast about anything, it’s so lame.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a lid over the end of it so none escapes involuntarily.

To be doubly sure, plug your ears and nostrils too, just in case. "

Yep I’d go with this option op seems like he knows what he’s on about.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

That sounds like a lot of effort, for something women generally don’t care about."

So wrong . You clearly haven't been with women who love cum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

That sounds like a lot of effort, for something women generally don’t care about.

So wrong . You clearly haven't been with women who love cum "

Chuckles x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The comments on here are killing me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

4 litres a day. well you will spend so much time pissing you won't have time to cum & on a serious note over hydration can be harmful...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times

3 days prep for a massive cum shot

Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great)

Drink 4 litres of water per day

Ditch fatty foods

Ditch alcohol!!!!

Ditch green veg (makes cum sour)

Dont play!

When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker!

Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres.

Less time you leave it the thinner it is and further it shoots, my babygirl loves a huge thick load over her."

Iv heard of lamppost pissing but never.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Sean uses Creatine for the gym it makes him cum more. He could gather a small African village with his creatine loads to be fair.

He has a decent load as it is but the creatine seems to increase it somewhat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread