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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I absolutely want some cookie dough from Pizza Hut

But to do that I'll have to order a pizza and such from there and eat it. What a chore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter to stop being a brat and eat her dinner without whining!

And a massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot rub

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I could actually do with a foot massage .. I dont normally like people touching my feet.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"A foot rub "

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Works from Papa John's and a good hard fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to get a wank by a left handed woman who has nice tits

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Someone to snick Kohli off.

No, that's all spelled correctly.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Id love to get a wank by a left handed woman who has nice tits "

I’m ambidextrous.. does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id love to get a wank by a left handed woman who has nice tits

I’m ambidextrous.. does that count? "

Hell yes, you could caress my knees while wanking

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Id love to have a long sleep... and the reports I need to finish done... oh and have a holiday booked for me!! Not too much then!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

A nice chilled glass of wine and chocolate cake.

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth

To have several orgasms not instigated by myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have several orgasms not instigated by myself "
I want to help with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have several orgasms not instigated by myself I want to help with that"

You are so good with ppl in need dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lots of six month paid holidays each year

And a bloody good holiday in the Mediterranean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 grand would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Works from Papa John's and a good hard fuck."

I think you're over-estimating the extent of the services offered by Papa Johns there.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

An ice pack on my bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Spooning

Ice cream

Anal

Spanking

Dp

A long soak in the bath

In no particular order.

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Works from Papa John's and a good hard fuck.

I think you're over-estimating the extent of the services offered by Papa Johns there."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be snuggled up on the sofa in someone's arms. Feeling them play with my hair and kiss my forehead.

Just for once to be taken care of and made to feel better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tea to hurry up cooking, I'm getting hangry

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

A luxurious massage both giving and receiving

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Magnum ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A taxi!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Well as I’m really horny and naked on my bed with 2 donuts. That would be, someone to join me.

Getting naked with the donuts kinda felt like a start

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The d*unken cnuts in my train carriage to stfu

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

A pink grapefruit for the gin.

The next hour to hurry the fuck along.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Just to lay naked with a nice lady. God I miss the feel of skin against skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man between my legs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who want to chat, I’m regularly ignored on chat rooms, doesn’t do a lot for ones confidence especially when your naturally shy

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By *all Dark and Handsome 75Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"A man between my legs x"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be on the beach while the sun goes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch. It's always a cwtch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be on the beach while the sun goes down

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Id love to get a wank by a left handed woman who has nice tits "

I'm left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep im pooped

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A beefcake of a guy to rub after sun on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow job would be good

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I could do with more fabs on my most recent photo so I can get to page one of hot TV photos. It's honestly not a big deal but I've never managed before and I want to feel warm and fuzzy knowing my efforts are appreciated

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

A sledgehammer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have wine, but would love a man to share it with tonight... It's been a long year this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My PA to be healed already so i can use it lol x

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr


"I could do with more fabs on my most recent photo so I can get to page one of hot TV photos. It's honestly not a big deal but I've never managed before and I want to feel warm and fuzzy knowing my efforts are appreciated "

Done. Best of luck.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"I could do with more fabs on my most recent photo so I can get to page one of hot TV photos. It's honestly not a big deal but I've never managed before and I want to feel warm and fuzzy knowing my efforts are appreciated

Done. Best of luck. "

Thankyou, so bloody close now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id love to get a wank by a left handed woman who has nice tits "

I'm left handed Mrs x

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"I could actually do with a foot massage .. I dont normally like people touching my feet. "

I'm here to help but I'd have to remove those restraints, shoes and stockings . . . After I've recovered you'll get the best foot rub of your life. Only an hour away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a nice steak followed by a good slow then hard fuck ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Works from Papa John's and a good hard fuck.

I think you're over-estimating the extent of the services offered by Papa Johns there."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried Bacon and egg sandwich and a can of pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

What’s the female equivalent of blue balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

sex with another couple, and lots of it,lol. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of them big slushes you get from the cinema it’s way too hot

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

My front 4 teeth. Broke my bridge last week and still waiting a fix. In the meantime I’m becoming a recluse...

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow


"Id love to get a wank by a left handed woman who has nice tits

I’m ambidextrous.. does that count? "

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Someone to open my Prosecco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A post deadlift massage, I'm broken, haven't been upstairs yet as the thought of stairs hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who knows how to pack boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These little Indian themed samosas that m and s sell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sloppy bj but doubt that will happen horny as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A butler. In fact I've always wanted a butler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee and some food to bring me round i feel like if been fucked half to death my cocks ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very gentle sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles and hair stroking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night off

Caribbean holiday

Pretty little blonde to cwtch

Skin on skin cwtches.

Not asking for a lot am I

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby


"Cuddles and hair stroking "

Oooo I'll second them cuddles. Can I join you. No funny business mind. I'm up early doors

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Deliciously sexy soooning right now would be welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all

Finally allowed to post lol

Am I past the newbie stage yet lol

What I could do with right now is a woman lying on my sofa and my head buried between her legs

Yummy yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea same here. Some one fun to straddle my face ha

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Sex with...

youknowwhoyouare

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"Sex with...

youknowwhoyouare "

Heat getting to you?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Sex with...

youknowwhoyouare

Heat getting to you? "

I think so. Ive had a week off training so well you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer to this question is always a 69

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

A hot chocolate with floating marshmallows please

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Sex with...

youknowwhoyouare

Heat getting to you?

I think so. Ive had a week off training so well you know "

Its a wild feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like a good hard spanking, that didn't stop till one of us is crying. Then a long

deep kiss, and then probably, all the food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with A.C. in my bedroom.

A swimming pool in my garden.

A takeaway

A good night's sleep in the A.C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jolly satisfied with my lot at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of haribos

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

A hot tub in the garden would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Greggs Sticky toffee muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double jd and with loadsa ice

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"Sex with...

youknowwhoyouare

Heat getting to you?

I think so. Ive had a week off training so well you know

Its a wild feeling "

Sounds serious

Is Plymouth ready for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long slow passionate fuck

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A really well made margarita....

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Spooning session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spooning session"
how jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a Fab friend because I'm so pissed off with things here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a Fab friend because I'm so pissed off with things here. "
why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to take care of me

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Skinny dipping in my neighbours pool.... But I have a feeling they won't approve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me "
awwww thought you had a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man"

He’s next door playing fifa!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa! "

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door "

Haha I left him next door. He’s a brilliant husband but doesn’t take enough time for himself. He can play to his hearts content

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa! "

Fucking hell hubby

I shall take care of you.

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By *inkydarkness90Man
over a year ago

North West

A big cup of tea! Milk no sugar please

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By *hilipepperWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wish I had the guts to ask out the hot guy that delivered my shopping tonight! Second time I've met him.

I need more confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

Fucking hell hubby

I shall take care of you. "

You’re the best

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door

Haha I left him next door. He’s a brilliant husband but doesn’t take enough time for himself. He can play to his hearts content "

He's a lucky man in lots of ways then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow oily handjob would be great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door

Haha I left him next door. He’s a brilliant husband but doesn’t take enough time for himself. He can play to his hearts content

He's a lucky man in lots of ways then "

Shame I can’t cook. I’d be the perfect wife then

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door

Haha I left him next door. He’s a brilliant husband but doesn’t take enough time for himself. He can play to his hearts content

He's a lucky man in lots of ways then

Shame I can’t cook. I’d be the perfect wife then "

Everyone can cook, even I can manage 4 dishes from scratch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im okay in general . Would be nice though to find a FAB friend who was completely on my wavelength . Till then .. will keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air conditioning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full body massage

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A naked spooning cuddle with a sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door

Haha I left him next door. He’s a brilliant husband but doesn’t take enough time for himself. He can play to his hearts content

He's a lucky man in lots of ways then

Shame I can’t cook. I’d be the perfect wife then

Everyone can cook, even I can manage 4 dishes from scratch.

"

I’m hopeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kiss, a naughty kiss

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By *inkydarkness90Man
over a year ago

North West

Seriously though, I need a cup of tea, do I disown everyone if I say I drink pg tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magic potion to cure the world of the virulent strain of identity politics that's going round.

First page of Google news is some shite about some journalist for the NYtimes and a Twitter spat about her being racist towards white people but not getting the chop because she's Korean "woman of colour"???

Meta Arguments via twitter between Retards on all sides

Is this news? Is this life in 2018? Is this important?

Everyone needs to get a sense of perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot water bottle for my back that wouldn't make me even more hot and uncomfortable than I already am, pain killers that would kick in already and a cuddle would be nice

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

A taser

I'm in a pub and I'm trying to listen to the band playing and there's a guy who needs to shut the @@@@ up..

Zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously in need of a blowjob right now

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

To get in from work at midnight, and be able to just sit down.

Instead of picking my way through the bombsite my teens have created.

They did save me a slice of pizza though!

Oh, and a cuddle.

Fall asleep being held tight while having my hair stroked.

I'll just stand in the kitchen and eat my pizza instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to bring me some cheese on toast and another glass of merlot

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa!

What!!!!

He needs a good talking to. Unless you sent him next door

Haha I left him next door. He’s a brilliant husband but doesn’t take enough time for himself. He can play to his hearts content

He's a lucky man in lots of ways then

Shame I can’t cook. I’d be the perfect wife then

Everyone can cook, even I can manage 4 dishes from scratch.

I’m hopeless "

Chilli con carne is so easy.

Mince

Onions

Kidney beans

Tomato puree

Chilli mix

Fried up

Leave to simmer.

Boil some rice (or microwave some)

Slap it on a plate, impress the crap out of hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg massage and a good night's sleep

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Chicken kebab mmm

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Chicken kebab mmm "

Had donner meat n chips for supper. Yummy.

Do love a chicken souvlaki though

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

Multiple orgasms until I cannot handle no more lool instead of one then over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really good cup of coffee, a really good kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle and a spoon till I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Chicken kebab mmm

Had donner meat n chips for supper. Yummy.

Do love a chicken souvlaki though "

Oh yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moanerlisa being a lot closer to me!

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

£10million. But I'll have to settle for a big glass of banana Nesquik.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beacon egg sandwich, a good cup of coffee and then a long hot shower with a willing, horny companion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to take care of me awwww thought you had a man

He’s next door playing fifa! "
Well he should be looking after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pink gin and pink lemonade Lucozade and sit in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More free time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman on my lap

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

New hair straighteners and hairdryer. A fuse blew and took them to their grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman on my lap "

I heard susan boyle is available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cold sore to go. I want sex.

Fucking sun brings them out on me.

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Just relax and chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage

A bath and an amazing night of filthy fuckery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weekend with no kids.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

An Indian head massage or thereabouts. I've gone from migraine to sore neck and shoulder plus painful trigger point, but I want those gone too. DIY isn't helping that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken and chips..... Steak chips mind with black pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mocha

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A hug (to start with)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back massage

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Repeat of last nights meet.

XX

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A flight to Majorca

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Massage my legs they are feeling very tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beach a pint and a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight "
ohhhh soooo tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight "

Another long one today was it?...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight

Another long one today was it?..."

In this heat it was hard very hard and thats just the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He list is quite long, but a female to spend the night with would top it.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight ohhhh soooo tight "

So very very tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thick, smooth cock slipping over my lips and down my throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight

Another long one today was it?...

In this heat it was hard very hard and thats just the ride "

I'm always hard, and tight. I can't use those rollers, hurts like hell..

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight

Another long one today was it?...

In this heat it was hard very hard and thats just the ride

I'm always hard, and tight. I can't use those rollers, hurts like hell.."
You wouldnt want to hear me use one....

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Gin and kettle crisps...nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only want a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree mate, this world is turning into a politically correct time bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally agree mate, this world is turning into a politically correct time bomb "

Wrong thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massage my legs they are feeling very tight

Another long one today was it?...

In this heat it was hard very hard and thats just the ride

I'm always hard, and tight. I can't use those rollers, hurts like hell.. You wouldnt want to hear me use one.... "

I think I probably would.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage

A bath and an amazing night of filthy fuckery "

That will suit me fine

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blowjob. Must be a week since my last and I’m quite partial to them

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

A mad passionate kiss that lasts for hours... and a KFC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mad passionate kiss that lasts for hours... and a KFC! "

You sure about the KFC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs but runny yolks on self cut fresh tiger bread with utterly butterly and black pepper oh and coffee mmmmm

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smooth 7 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starving I'm gonna have an egg roll it's the only way

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