FabSwingers.com forum: Things your sex do, that you’ll never understand !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blatantly lie about the size of there dicks on here and only get passionate when talking about football !

What do your sex commonly do that you don’t get ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blatantly lie about the size of there dicks on here and only get passionate when talking about football ! "

I don’t get when girls judge you for having a good time. I was on a night out and two of a friends friends came, who I had never met before. We got on really well and ended up chatting about fisting and techniques...all while all my female friends say judging me and slagging me off

I’m having a laugh on a night out leave me alone you prudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women put other women down. Some women can be incredibly bitchy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheesy lines"

Women use cheesy lines to pick up men ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women put other women down. Some women can be incredibly bitchy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Act as suicide bombers. It's always a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buy red top newspapers and believe the bollocks they read.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pull a duck face

Apply a fuzzy ear filter to photos.

They probably only do it to take the piss but some are used in seriousness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have utter self confidence in doing something when they actually have 0 clue what they should actually be doing. Just ask...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pull a duck face

Apply a fuzzy ear filter to photos.

They probably only do it to take the piss but some are used in seriousness"

Men do that shit ?

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Full kit wankers in the supermarket, grow up you plum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.

Because they like the smell of fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.

Or wear it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.

Because they like the smell of fanny

You can smell fanny on a brand new pair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get why guys purchase womens used underwear to sniff and jerk off too.

Because they like the smell of fanny

You can smell fanny on a brand new pair ?"

He said used not new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why women put so many things in the shower.... 10 half full shampoo and conditioner bottles, 10 scrubs and oils , 10 different puffs , and foot scrubs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why women put so many things in the shower.... 10 half full shampoo and conditioner bottles, 10 scrubs and oils , 10 different puffs , and foot scrubs....."

Shit, I must not be a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woman***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesy lines

Women use cheesy lines to pick up men ?"

Shocking - I know

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Wear those strange middle aged man jeans that look like your Grandad's troozaz but in denim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Trout pouts

*Bully

*Gossip

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"When women put other women down. Some women can be incredibly bitchy."

I was going to say the same thing - where's the sisterhood when you need it?!

And otherwise capable and intelligent women who suddenly act all 'helpless' and 'silly me' in front of men thus perpetuating the myth that we're inferior. Aaarrggghh - just stop it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When women put other women down. Some women can be incredibly bitchy."

Yep.

Can't stand it - don't be a twat about others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Overweight men queueing in Greggs kitted out in sports Casual gear, like they’ve ever jogged in there life. Unless they’re wearing it ironically !

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

All the fake hair, huge lips, eyebrows, orange tans etc - its not a sexy look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why women put so many things in the shower.... 10 half full shampoo and conditioner bottles, 10 scrubs and oils , 10 different puffs , and foot scrubs....."

My bathroom is just like this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straighten their curls.

I love hair that is wild and free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.

No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.

No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh."

I thought this said ‘sleepovers’ and I was so confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.

No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh."

The worst is the bald guy with a ponytail......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.

No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.

I thought this said ‘sleepovers’ and I was so confused

Yeah, those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.

No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.

I thought this said ‘sleepovers’ and I was so confused

Yeah, those too

I like sleepovers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweep overs. The only person you’re fooling is yourself.

No one takes any notice of a bald guy, but if a dude walks in rocking a three strand sweep over, everyone’s going to notice and laugh.

The worst is the bald guy with a ponytail...... "

Yeah, that’s true, like Comic store guy of off The Simpson’s.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Say no no it's girl code, I wouldn't

Then crack on anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why some men (admittedly younger men) have the constant urge to check that their cock is still there?.

Standing around and whoosh the hand goes down the front of the trousers / jeans / short or invariably trackie bottoms and give a little squeeze " yep still there" and not bat an eyelid.

This can not be a normal behavioir trait, can it?

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By *hatty479Man
over a year ago

Lewisham

Re-enact a scene from monty python where no matter how badly we might be injured or sick, walk it off like it's nothing

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Get d*unk

Do drugs

Take the piss out of others

Smoke

Vandalism

Treet woman like a pice of meat

Think woman is just sumthing to fuck

Cheet

Lie

Non faithful

Non loyal

Wear jeans with hols in them

Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not

Lazey

The list can go on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why some men (admittedly younger men) have the constant urge to check that their cock is still there?.

Standing around and whoosh the hand goes down the front of the trousers / jeans / short or invariably trackie bottoms and give a little squeeze " yep still there" and not bat an eyelid.

This can not be a normal behavioir trait, can it?"

Especially when it’s a waiter taking your order.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get d*unk

Do drugs

Take the piss out of others

Smoke

Vandalism

Treet woman like a pice of meat

Think woman is just sumthing to fuck

Cheet

Lie

Non faithful

Non loyal

Wear jeans with hols in them

Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not

Lazey

The list can go on....."

Moustaches

Hawian shirts

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By *hatty479Man
over a year ago

Lewisham

"Get d*unk

Do drugs

Take the piss out of others

Smoke

Vandalism

Treet woman like a pice of meat

Think woman is just sumthing to fuck

Cheet

Lie

Non faithful

Non loyal

Wear jeans with hols in them

Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not

Lazey

The list can go on....."

It was meant to be about your own sex only, that describes Humanity as a whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why some men (admittedly younger men) have the constant urge to check that their cock is still there?.

Standing around and whoosh the hand goes down the front of the trousers / jeans / short or invariably trackie bottoms and give a little squeeze " yep still there" and not bat an eyelid.

This can not be a normal behavioir trait, can it?"

Young guys walking down the road with their hand down there just in case it drops off because they've got a funny limp!!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Get d*unk

Do drugs

Take the piss out of others

Smoke

Vandalism

Treet woman like a pice of meat

Think woman is just sumthing to fuck

Cheet

Lie

Non faithful

Non loyal

Wear jeans with hols in them

Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not

Lazey

The list can go on.....

Moustaches

Hawian shirts

Haha

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Get d*unk

Do drugs

Take the piss out of others

Smoke

Vandalism

Treet woman like a pice of meat

Think woman is just sumthing to fuck

Cheet

Lie

Non faithful

Non loyal

Wear jeans with hols in them

Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not

Lazey

The list can go on.....

It was meant to be about your own sex only, that describes Humanity as a whole

No that is just most not all but most of the guys I've ever met/nown.

But sumhow thay all have girlfriends,

thay never seem to look very happy but that's not the point.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Get d*unk

Do drugs

Take the piss out of others

Smoke

Vandalism

Treet woman like a pice of meat

Think woman is just sumthing to fuck

Cheet

Lie

Non faithful

Non loyal

Wear jeans with hols in them

Try to show off and look tuf wen thay are not

Lazey

The list can go on.....

It was meant to be about your own sex only, that describes Humanity as a whole

No that is just most not all but most of the guys I've ever met/nown.

But sumhow thay all have girlfriends,

thay never seem to look very happy but that's not the point."

Sorry op i think i killed the thread

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Young guys walking down the road with their hand down there just in case it drops off because they've got a funny limp!!! "

A funny limp what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask ridiculous questions in the forums on a sex site. ....both sexes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask ridiculous questions in the forums on a sex site. ....both sexes."

Thanks for your input.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask ridiculous questions in the forums on a sex site. ....both sexes.

Thanks for your input."

Well I have got a point !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most men lie about there size is to get notes more and the honest ones do note get a chance i think.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

[Removed by poster at 03/08/18 10:11:41]

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Ask ridiculous questions in the forums on a sex site. ....both sexes. "

If this is a sex site then y am i not getting any sex ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting.... why do (mainly young dudes) think this looks cool or hard... baffles me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the fake hair, huge lips, eyebrows, orange tans etc - its not a sexy look

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have tried T.I. I really have.

I can't think of anything gender specific just twat specific.

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

How about not reading profiles, sending dick pics or claiming to have a hot female friend who wants to meet us?

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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago

Llantrisant

Wear cheque shorts and a stripey top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unleash the wrath of hell on you when you ask if she got out of bed on the wrong side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask ridiculous questions in the forums on a sex site. ....both sexes."

There are no ridiculous questions, only ridiculous answers.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"Straighten their curls.

I love hair that is wild and free "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't understand this fascination either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyelashes on car headlights

Big wedges that look like horses hooves

Blondes that only get the blonde done every 6 months

Orange tans, 3d eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls who turn lesbian on a nightclub dancefloor. Dirty dancing for attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls who turn lesbian on a nightclub dancefloor. Dirty dancing for attention. "

Oh yeah, with one eye on who’s watching them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls who turn lesbian on a nightclub dancefloor. Dirty dancing for attention.

Oh yeah, with one eye on who’s watching them !"

Don’t remember you complaining when it was me and poochiepoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straighten their curls.

I love hair that is wild and free "

Yay you would love me first th8ng in the morning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!"

If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!

If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone. "

But it's soooo boring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!

If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone.

But it's soooo boring!"

I know, if you burn more calories than yours consuming you’ll lose weight, that’s all there is to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk non-stop about food, diets, how many calories they've burned etc. Big yawn!

If you’re on a diet it is actually impossible not to tell everyone.

But it's soooo boring!

I know, if you burn more calories than yours consuming you’ll lose weight, that’s all there is to it. "

Yes of course, but why go on about it? The girls in my office drive me mad, it's all they talk about! Just an example of something my own sex do that I don't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyebrows that look like slugs ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be feminists to get laid

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Try to get the FB to meet them alone ... when we only meet together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top knots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women put other women down. Some women can be incredibly bitchy."

This, why I never had a huge group of female friends. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who when in groups try to act all macho and shit thinking their top dog and being loud and boisterous referring to themselves as "one of the lads", and they also refer to women as "birds", you just know that they dont act that way when they get back home to the mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan about how they can't find a woman but only ever socialise with male friends..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When uptight women judge you for being a confident sexual being who is happy to say they like sex and think it’s whore behaviour.

It’s usually jealousy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

guys who message you wanting to suck you or be a bottom, but have a profile as straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge me for fucking men who aren’t my husband, even though my husband encourages it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who don't admit to wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who don't admit to wanking "

Are you female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not when I looked last time... Ha ha... Miss read the link

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"guys who message you wanting to suck you or be a bottom, but have a profile as straight.

Set your filters so they can't message you.

Problem solved.

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Why men wear skinny jeans and think it’s a good look, even worse with shoes and no socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guys who message you wanting to suck you or be a bottom, but have a profile as straight.

Set your filters so they can't message you.

Problem solved. "

Was great when finally learned how to do this, used to get it quite a bit had one bloke took his time pretending to be friendly and interested in how was doing on site ect took a week before revealing he wanted to suck me while I watched straight porn haha was weird to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why men wear skinny jeans and think it’s a good look, even worse with shoes and no socks"

My husband looks so good in skinny jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacocking and guys that spend hours in the gym to get big but have no use for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why men wear skinny jeans and think it’s a good look, even worse with shoes and no socks

My husband looks so good in skinny jeans

I only seem to date guys that wear skinnies. It’s a weakness of mine. Not Essex look but indie rock look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why men wear skinny jeans and think it’s a good look, even worse with shoes and no socks

My husband looks so good in skinny jeans

I only seem to date guys that wear skinnies. It’s a weakness of mine. Not Essex look but indie rock look.

Ooooooo

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