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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...really needed to have a poo when on a meet?

I'm not talking in a sexual way, just really needed to have a big poo but had to hold it in for the sake of appearances?

Not that it's ever happened to me, obviously. Honest.

Ahem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...really needed to have a poo when on a meet?

I'm not talking in a sexual way, just really needed to have a big poo but had to hold it in for the sake of appearances?

Not that it's ever happened to me, obviously. Honest.

Ahem."

Why Hold it in - just go and stink the bathroom out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been plenty of times when I've had to leave the room to fart

On one occaision I had to go and "check the car" lol, because I'd been farting like thunderclaps all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...really needed to have a poo when on a meet?

I'm not talking in a sexual way, just really needed to have a big poo but had to hold it in for the sake of appearances?

Not that it's ever happened to me, obviously. Honest.

Ahem.

Why Hold it in - just go and stink the bathroom out.. "

Oi... not till 2nd January I need a shower this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a godsend if they have a cat or a dog as you can blame the fart on them and get away with it. To try and pass off a meaty egg boff off as something that came out of the budgie is pushing it.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its a godsend if they have a cat or a dog as you can blame the fart on them and get away with it. To try and pass off a meaty egg boff off as something that came out of the budgie is pushing it. "
unless budgie is dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always go for a good clear out before a meet, just in case.

xxxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Freshly killed budgie is ok, much longer than a week then I should start to frantically search for a deodouriser

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"There's been plenty of times when I've had to leave the room to fart

On one occaision I had to go and "check the car" lol, because I'd been farting like thunderclaps all day "

lol @ thunderclaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always go for a good clear out before a meet, just in case.

xxxx"

solves the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have had quite a few guys come in and the first thing they ask is to use the loo.

one of my mates had a guy come round for an early morning (blind) meet.

the guy arrived, asked to use the loo, had a dump and then came out and said to my mate 'sorry, you're not my type, i'm leaving'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No luckily thats never happened to me yet, but i do have to stop and go for a wee, and if a man is too rough it makes me need to go more.

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