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Aaaargh, mass murder!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can't help it, I'm trying to paint the shed and the garden is full of flying ants,, 10 bloody nests hatching at once, so i am afraid I have attacked the with the powder and committed genocide!!Good job I'm not a bhuddist.......where do they all fly off to anyway?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Give it up as a bad job, bugger off to the pub and try again tomorrow Missus innit

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They all hatch on the same day, fly up to 10,000 feet, procreate and die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they only live for a day

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've just googled the life cycle - they fly off and have an orgy, and then the mated females drop their wings and start a new colony....well not in my garden misses!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Think they only live for a day"

Apparently 'Ant colonies can be long-lived. The queens can live for up to 30 years, and workers live from 1 to 3 years. Males, however, are more transitory, being quite short-lived and surviving for only a few weeks.[64] Ant queens are estimated to live 100 times as long as solitary insects of a similar size...'

NIMBY!!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Give it up as a bad job, bugger off to the pub and try again tomorrow Missus innit "

Tools down, cuppa made.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Give it up as a bad job, bugger off to the pub and try again tomorrow Missus innit

Tools down, cuppa made....."

Yeah, that's the best plan, ya cant beat nature I'm afraid. I used to have loads of them in ma back garden, ma Border Collie got fed up of chasing the damned things eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones you killed won't be flying off anywhere.

They'll be on the lawn, clutching their little chests, drawing their last breath, looking at the heavens and thinking of the thousands of loved ones they are going to meet up there.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The ones you killed won't be flying off anywhere.

They'll be on the lawn, clutching their little chests, drawing their last breath, looking at the heavens and thinking of the thousands of loved ones they are going to meet up there. "

Haha, I can hear the screaming over my Lou Rawls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones you killed won't be flying off anywhere.

They'll be on the lawn, clutching their little chests, drawing their last breath, looking at the heavens and thinking of the thousands of loved ones they are going to meet up there.

Haha, I can hear the screaming over my Lou Rawls... "

*tiny, squeaky crying voices *

heeelp uuuuus

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The ones you killed won't be flying off anywhere.

They'll be on the lawn, clutching their little chests, drawing their last breath, looking at the heavens and thinking of the thousands of loved ones they are going to meet up there.

Haha, I can hear the screaming over my Lou Rawls...

*tiny, squeaky crying voices *

heeelp uuuuus "

They'm all deeed, and the shed is painted!

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