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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your pants , knickers , boxers , nana pants etc

Would witty rapport do it alone ??

Or does one have to pull out a smoulder or two ??

I’m absolutely convinced you’re all going to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who drives a grey Talbo has all her chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me."

You sicken me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman who drives a grey Talbo has all her chance "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me "

A sense of humour is a must....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

She’s got to be interesting, intelligent and funny. Anything else is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must...."

I have no sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody with chocolate at this moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She’s got to be interesting, intelligent and funny. Anything else is a bonus "

No smoulder ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

I have no sense of humour "

And no grey Talbo either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody with chocolate at this moment "

I’ve got some blue ribbons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

I have no sense of humour

And no grey Talbo either "

Don’t judge me

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody with chocolate at this moment

I’ve got some blue ribbons "
Sold to the woman with the smouldering eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must...."

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs "

Rules me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves! "

I have no elisions of grandeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves! "

I'm not that flexible sadly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves!

I'm not that flexible sadly."

Try ... do some yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves!

I'm not that flexible sadly.

Try ... do some yoga "

No patience for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves!

I'm not that flexible sadly.

Try ... do some yoga

No patience for that."

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out "

On which point?

I can change the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse and low standards. That'll do me.

You sicken me

A sense of humour is a must....

Think a person's sense of humour gets lost when they so far up themselves!

I'm not that flexible sadly.

Try ... do some yoga

No patience for that.

"

Is that suspicion or confusion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list "

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a dry wit, with pithy comebacks-no nudge nudge, wink wink, smutty humour for me.

Eyes that tell a story of a life lived.

Body that says I have so much life left in me.

A calm, in control demeanour, with a hint of adventurous.

And...his kiss must match mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a dry wit, with pithy comebacks-no nudge nudge, wink wink, smutty humour for me.

Eyes that tell a story of a life lived.

Body that says I have so much life left in me.

A calm, in control demeanour, with a hint of adventurous.

And...his kiss must match mine.

"

Can I use this ^^^^

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Tall, dark or silver hair, good looking, a bit of original wit should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sense of humour, eyes that captivate and pull me in deeper. Nice broad shoulders and the ability to make my legs turn to jelly with a kiss x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus .... "

What about to get into lacy small pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tall, dark or silver hair, good looking, a bit of original wit should do it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good sense of humour, eyes that captivate and pull me in deeper. Nice broad shoulders and the ability to make my legs turn to jelly with a kiss x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

What about to get into lacy small pants "

Whatever floats your boat captain

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I like a dry wit, with pithy comebacks-no nudge nudge, wink wink, smutty humour for me.

Eyes that tell a story of a life lived.

Body that says I have so much life left in me.

A calm, in control demeanour, with a hint of adventurous.

And...his kiss must match mine.

"

Do you write for Mills and Boon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a dry wit, with pithy comebacks-no nudge nudge, wink wink, smutty humour for me.

Eyes that tell a story of a life lived.

Body that says I have so much life left in me.

A calm, in control demeanour, with a hint of adventurous.

And...his kiss must match mine.

Do you write for Mills and Boon ? "

Not even.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

What about to get into lacy small pants

Whatever floats your boat captain "

Thank you purser (& I know that's not the correct nautical spelling)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

What about to get into lacy small pants

Whatever floats your boat captain

Thank you purser (& I know that's not the correct nautical spelling) "

Haha I like a comeback

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

What about to get into lacy small pants

Whatever floats your boat captain

Thank you purser (& I know that's not the correct nautical spelling)

Haha I like a comeback "

Still not getting in my pants

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

What about to get into lacy small pants

Whatever floats your boat captain

Thank you purser (& I know that's not the correct nautical spelling)

Haha I like a comeback "

I do try my best

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"A woman who is honest, to the point, fun, flirtatious, and willing to meet an old fart

With a great pair of boobs

Rules me out

On which point?

I can change the list

Never change the list to get into big pants !!! Jesus ....

What about to get into lacy small pants

Whatever floats your boat captain

Thank you purser (& I know that's not the correct nautical spelling)

Haha I like a comeback

Still not getting in my pants "

Honest and to the point (2 from the list)

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Kinky fkers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinky fkers. "

Amen

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Three cheesy wotsits and a curly wurly -I have expensive tastes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toffee crisp will do.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"A toffee crisp will do. "

Cheap date you are

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

50p and a lb of grapes.

XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three cheesy wotsits and a curly wurly -I have expensive tastes"

I get this

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A woman who drives a grey Talbo has all her chance "

Nice avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"50p and a lb of grapes.

XX"

You’re on

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Your pants , knickers , boxers , nana pants etc

Would witty rapport do it alone ??

"

Once it has, with someone of whom I said 'Never in a million years...'...

Well, I didn't, but I would've lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your pants , knickers , boxers , nana pants etc

Would witty rapport do it alone ??

Or does one have to pull out a smoulder or two ??

I’m absolutely convinced you’re all going to be honest "

Just one look into your smouldering eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your pants , knickers , boxers , nana pants etc

Would witty rapport do it alone ??

Or does one have to pull out a smoulder or two ??

I’m absolutely convinced you’re all going to be honest

Just one look into your smouldering eyes "

Ha ha

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"50p and a lb of grapes.

XX

You’re on"

My kind of woman.

XX

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