FabSwingers.com forum: I'm really not from Cornwall.

By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

I've just received a message (on another site) from a woman who wants to smash pasties with me.

Neither of us is from Cornwall though.

Confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they're not Cornish ones?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

"Maybe they're not Cornish ones? "

... That's right. Maybe she's just been in Greggs...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Maybe they're not Cornish ones?

... That's right. Maybe she's just been in Greggs..."

Wanting to smash Steak bakes doesn’t have the same ring though

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare"

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam"

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs them on the meal deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you even call them cornish pasties anymore?

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Maybe they're not Cornish ones?

... That's right. Maybe she's just been in Greggs...

Wanting to smash Steak bakes doesn’t have the same ring though

My local Greggs has tables and chairs.

If I accept a dinner invitation and we turn up at Greggs I won't be impressed.

I bet they don't even have a sommelier.

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m in cornwall and I’d eat your pasty

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall "

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Pussy on pussy action me thinks

Looks like two pasties

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

"Maybe they're not Cornish ones?

... That's right. Maybe she's just been in Greggs...

Wanting to smash Steak bakes doesn’t have the same ring though

My local Greggs has tables and chairs.

If I accept a dinner invitation and we turn up at Greggs I won't be impressed.

I bet they don't even have a sommelier. "

There is table service now in some maca D's.

You could go there for a dinner date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being covered with a knickerbocker glory sounds like some good sploshing action.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I could eat a pasty right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could eat a pasty right now

I know right!?

Nice cheese and onion yum!

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I could eat a pasty right now

I just fluttered a bit "downstairs"....

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick "

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love "

Baguette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

Baguette?

Sort of but shorter

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

Baguette?

Sort of but shorter

Croissant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

Baguette?

Sort of but shorter

Croissant?

Give me credit !

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By *aekae OP Woman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

Baguette?

Sort of but shorter

Croissant?

Give me credit ! "

Pan au chocolate?

I'm out of French pastries now by the way....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Do savaloys go with pasties ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

Baguette?

Sort of but shorter

Croissant?

Give me credit !

Pan au chocolate?

I'm out of French pastries now by the way....

It is okay as long as you can blow

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I've just received a message (on another site) from a woman who wants to smash pasties with me.

Neither of us is from Cornwall though.

Confused.

Did she want to do it with you “Dreckly” ?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'll do you anytime

#youknowwhoare

I wish it was possible.

#iknowwhoiam

When there is a will there is a way... It is an old saying From Cornwall

I don't have any Cornish in me.

I wouldn't mind some French though....

On my way to birmimgham so meet me there at 3 pm behind the bull ring. Bring some condoms I'll do you quick

You smooth talking bastard.

You give me such a wide on.

Hopefully not too wide as you won't feel a thing as I have a thin french stick love

Baguette?

Sort of but shorter

Croissant?

Give me credit !

Pan au chocolate?

I'm out of French pastries now by the way....

It is okay as long as you can blow "

You two should get a room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could substitute Kebab for Pasty, if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just received a message (on another site) from a woman who wants to smash pasties with me.

Neither of us is from Cornwall though.

Confused.

Is it a dieting site?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It is only a pasty if it's been made in Cornwall by a Cornish maid.

Just saying

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m in cornwall and I’d eat your pasty

Animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is only a pasty if it's been made in Cornwall by a Cornish maid.

Just saying

This is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they're not Cornish ones? "

They are not real pasty then

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