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"Oh yes I am up for that but your three legs scare me ![]() ![]() ![]() Three legs, three nipples... | |||
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"I want to threesome with two lesbians ![]() But not feminist ones? ![]() | |||
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"I want to threesome with two lesbians ![]() ![]() I’m not fussy ![]() | |||
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone? " Pass | |||
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"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning ![]() The cuppa could be a step too far! | |||
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"Gym fit, nice face, WE, can for hours, can accom and local to me?? Is it too much to ask?? " Pass | |||
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us. In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us." *jumping in my car now* | |||
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone? Pass " Only because I’d outrun you ![]() | |||
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone? " Can we share? | |||
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone? Pass Only because I’d outrun you ![]() Running is not good for your legs but whatever | |||
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"A local FB. Not asking much I thought" So you need a cum bucket ![]() | |||
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us. In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us." ![]() | |||
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us. In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us. ![]() Cut your legs ![]() | |||
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone? Can we share? " Yussss! Though we’d run rings round the poor guy ![]() | |||
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"If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two... Find me someone who... ... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF OR ... is an experienced, down-to-earth Dom Send me names people! Thanks ![]() Find me someone who.. will fuck me till I look broken.. and then want me more because of it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Someone to be my slave. ...not in a sexual way, I just got a metric fuck-tonne of housework to do and quite frankly, I can't be arsed to do it myself." If you find one, can I borrow them please? I’ve needed a houseslave for the longest time but I could only pay them in pocket fluff and Haribo. | |||
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"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning ![]() Ah bugger, I'll make the tea then, but she's gotta be able to knock up a bacon butty though ![]() | |||
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"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning ![]() ![]() How about bacon, sausage and dirty egg on a barm soaked in the leftover cooking butter? ![]() | |||
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"Someone to be my slave. ...not in a sexual way, I just got a metric fuck-tonne of housework to do and quite frankly, I can't be arsed to do it myself." How do you pay me? | |||
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"Fabulous and Bearded for both, he’s up for anything. Hope this helps OP X" He’s selective tho. Breaks my heart on a daily basis ![]() | |||
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"Fabulous and Bearded for both, he’s up for anything. Hope this helps OP X" He’s my Fab crush. He makes me feel all melty... | |||
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"A local FB. Not asking much I thought So you need a cum bucket ![]() No I already have one. Reminds me I need to wash it out ![]() | |||
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"Fabulous and Bearded for both, he’s up for anything. Hope this helps OP X He’s selective tho. Breaks my heart on a daily basis ![]() Goddamnit. | |||
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"A nice male, female or couple within our age range to join us. Seems we're not fussy from that request ![]() So a human. ![]() | |||
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"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning ![]() ![]() ![]() Cor blimey Missus, you've got me in heaven now ![]() | |||
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"Someone to be my slave. ...not in a sexual way, I just got a metric fuck-tonne of housework to do and quite frankly, I can't be arsed to do it myself. How do you pay me?" Free cocktails while you work... or just regular cock. | |||
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"I want to threesome with two lesbians ![]() ![]() They'll be wearing dungarees and sporting Crew Cuts . | |||
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"Find me someone who is no more than a 40 minute drive away, able to accommodate, is tall, has a supply of gin and the icing on the cake would be if he was able to make me his rope bunny. Thought not ![]() ![]() ![]() 59 minutes ![]() | |||
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"I want to threesome with two lesbians ![]() We wouldn't mind those lesbians, either. | |||
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"Find me someone who is no more than a 40 minute drive away, able to accommodate, is tall, has a supply of gin and the icing on the cake would be if he was able to make me his rope bunny. Thought not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Funny, I just looked at your profile!! But, hmmmm, ![]() | |||
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"I would like someone with something between their ears like a brain." I keep singing wizard of oz song ![]() | |||
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"I would like someone with something between their ears like a brain. I keep singing wizard of oz song ![]() Pmsl im not Dorothy | |||
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"I would like someone with something between their ears like a brain. I keep singing wizard of oz song ![]() But you would look great in pig tales ![]() | |||
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"Find me a woman who wants to use me for her own sexual gratification!...I'm willing to sacrifice myself! ![]() Hahaha i bet you are ![]() | |||
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone? " .....that’s so me ...googling sickapedia for smutty jokes ...I may I where flips chasing you naked through a field ...I’ll probably tread in a cow pat ![]() | |||
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"If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two... Find me someone who... ... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF Count me in ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I want to threesome with two lesbians ![]() Agree hmmmm defo | |||
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"If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two... Find me someone who... ... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF OR ... is an experienced, down-to-earth Dom Send me names people! Thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() And kisses you all better... before doing it once more with feeling... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgot to mention....maybe two bi girls who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !!!" I can suck a golf ball through a hose but Im not bi....oh never mine ![]() | |||
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"I don't really know any more because the guys I really like say they fancy me but it never seems to work out. I would like to meet someone local who wants more than a one off shag. I have my own teeth and hair and I'm not fake. ![]() Know the feeling | |||
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"Forgot to mention....maybe two bi girls who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !!! I can suck a golf ball through a hose but Im not bi....oh never mine ![]() Wowzers | |||
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"Forgot to mention....maybe two bi girls who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !!! I can suck a golf ball through a hose but Im not bi....oh never mine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd like to meet a girl how actually wants to meet and not just talk about it " Don't we all | |||
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"A woman who knows how to use Tefal properly and cook for me straight after I gave her 1 minute 32 seconds of pure bliss" How do you get up to 1.32??? | |||
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"A woman who knows how to use Tefal properly and cook for me straight after I gave her 1 minute 32 seconds of pure bliss How do you get up to 1.32???" Viagra dude | |||
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"I want 6 hour sex session and cheesecake ![]() I will get baking ... any particular flavours? | |||
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"I want 6 hour sex session and cheesecake ![]() New York cheesecake ![]() | |||
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"I want 6 hour sex session and cheesecake ![]() Mmmmmm cheesecake!! Rabbit | |||
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"I want 6 hour sex session and cheesecake ![]() ![]() It will be ready by 10pm tonight. Needs 8hrs in the fridge after baking and resting | |||
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us. In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us." I’m too old and too far .... crying emoji that I can’t do. I shall just continue to look ![]() | |||
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