FabSwingers.com forum: The Penis....

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As I previously did a boobie thread and in the interests of equilibration......

Praise the penis!

They’re bloody awesome things aren’t they?

Chaps, hold thy members firmly in hand and take a moment to be proud.

Ladies......look on in Freudian envy

Please feel free to relay any penis related stories and general todger tomfoolery here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, i am quite attached to mine.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I like going to sleep holding a penis

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I do like a nice hard tasty one

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Chaps, hold thy members firmly in hand and take a moment to be proud.

Ahhh.... so that's what you guys are doing, I thought you were just constantly fiddling with the bloody things.

Who knew

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By *e ReviensWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?"

you would just wank yourself stupid then wonder what all the fuss was about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing. "

Haha. Glad it's not just me!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

I do the same

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By *e ReviensWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?

you would just wank yourself stupid then wonder what all the fuss was about

I don't have time to do that today, can I pick a date I'm less busy on and can I stay multiorgasmic like I am now please?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

I do the same "

It's like a comforter

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?"

Noooo I’ve always thought this!!! I bet they are amazing!! The feeling when men ejaculate and cum but be pretty good!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

I do the same

It's like a comforter

I’ve done this in the past when in a couple... but then love the feeling in my hand when it goes from flacid to hard!!

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do all men....usually their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be handy when having to use public loos! Other than that, no!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If I did my McDonald's bag, full of dog shit, arson trick, a penis would be handy for a lady to quickly extinguish the flames with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be a man for a day. I’d helicopter my penis all day long

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep with a penis in my mouth

FTFY

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing. "

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

I do the same

It's like a comforter

Who you all calling a penis?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m always a little anxious of a lady falling asleep with my penis in her hand;

Even though it does indeed feel nice, there’s always the very real fear in the back of my mind that she may at some point in the night experience a particularly violent nightmare and.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd I love penis

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The pen is mightier than the sword

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"The pen is mightier than the sword"

So you don't like sword play then

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Gawd I love penis

Can I introduce Mr Jizz

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I like my penis just wish there was a bit more of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them more than shoes and handbags!

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

Beautiful post dude.

I'm gonna give my penis a big hug, I'd kiss it too, but it's all the way down there and im just not that flexible.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Despite my previous cock/tortoise thread I do actually like them.

Cocks I mean.

Obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird."

I’m happy with my weird habits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely couldnt imagine not being able to just play with my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do all men....usually their own

Nah, it’s usually sat on the sofa watching tv, hands down the pants holding ones cock and the remote in the other.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I love them more than shoes and handbags!

Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Would be handy when having to use public loos! Other than that, no!"

Exactly ... I mean thats why us ladies have vibrators ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love them more than shoes and handbags!

Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho"

Well... I don't really wanna get in trouble with the law so...

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I love them more than shoes and handbags!

Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho

Well... I don't really wanna get in trouble with the law so...

I'm not talking real ones luv -just prints and shaped like a... I don't know any blokes who'd be willing to part with theirs no matter how nicely the lady asks

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too"

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Treat your penis like you treat your religion: it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even - but don't wave it around in public and for God's sake don't ram it down kids' throats!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Treat your penis like you treat your religion: it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even - but don't wave it around in public and for God's sake don't ram it down kids' throats!

What happens if you're a happy clappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put deep freeze on it once never again.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Treat your penis like you treat your religion: it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even - but don't wave it around in public and for God's sake don't ram it down kids' throats!

What happens if you're a happy clappy"

Happy clappy or happy fappy?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"put deep freeze on it once never again. "

Now that's heavy

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Phallic Facts: Did you know that even today, in many parts of the world the penis is still worshiped (or at least used as an icon to represent fertility) in many traditional festivals?

Cool eh?

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"Random Phallic Facts: Did you know that even today, in many parts of the world the penis is still worshiped (or at least used as an icon to represent fertility) in many traditional festivals?

Cool eh?

Yeah, I know. Dudes on here keep messaging me about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my penis. Love showing it off as well who wants to see it?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Phallic Facts: Human brings are the only primate to not possess any bones in the penis.

Whilst an erection may ostensibly resemble some form of penile ossification, the term ‘Boner’ is actually of course, an absurd misnomer.

Mind you and having said this, the alternative more technically veritable euphemism of ‘Blood filled, ridged balloon’ doesn’t have the same ring to it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love them more than shoes and handbags!

Bet you wouldn't be seen dead with them on you in public tho

Well... I don't really wanna get in trouble with the law so...

I'm not talking real ones luv -just prints and shaped like a... I don't know any blokes who'd be willing to part with theirs no matter how nicely the lady asks

I would carry a bag that looked like one

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Frequently ugly things but useful on occasion

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I love and worship the penis... It needs so little to get excited when treated in the right way but gives so much when wielded by a masculine alpha male god lol

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock. "

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my penis. Love showing it off as well who wants to see it?"

We can see it on your profile pics altho it seems to be 3 different sizes !!how do u manage that then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer."

I still meet in a non date way but only special people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer."

Your avatar is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my penis. Love showing it off as well who wants to see it?

We can see it on your profile pics altho it seems to be 3 different sizes !!how do u manage that then ?

Trust me it’s all real. Can show you the forth size as well if you want x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it."

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it."

That cock will be ingrained in many minds I’m sure. It’s a distant memory now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat a mighty fine erection

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X"

Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X

Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure."

Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X"

Will you two just get a room

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X

Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.

Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !

Is this what's known as a bromance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X

Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.

Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !

Is this what's known as a bromance?"

I think it might be !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fantasize about having one just for a day to see what it's like? Is that wrong?"

I’ve often thought about that too! I think I’d wank myself silly then want some filthy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X

Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.

Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !

Is this what's known as a bromance?

I think it might be !"

How cute. You won’t be stroking each other’s hair, that’s for sure.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I like going to sleep holding a penis

So do I. I thought it was my weird thing.

Just because two of you like it doesn't make it not weird.

I’m happy with my weird habits.

I bet the penis is too

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain with 2 hands around your cock.

If you weren't here to just date I would think that was an offer.

Your avatar is hilarious

Thanks m8, I was thinking about your big ol'cock when I took it.

Im honoured and truly flattered ! X

Let me know if you want a tribute pic, would be my pleasure.

Wouldn’t be able to see it through the tears of laughter mate !

Is this what's known as a bromance?

I think it might be !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am bend over for the penis. Sorry meant bow

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