FabSwingers.com forum: The Greatest Invention Or Discovery

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So, apart from fire, electricity and the wheel etc, what would you classify as the best thing to benefit mankind?

I'm going with beer of course

Sensible or silly suggestions, what is it that is top of your list?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The time machine.

Oh wait, I’m not supposed to say that for another fifty years.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The axle, closely followed by the battery hehe

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Contraception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My serious one would be the television it bought education and entertainment to the masses..

Silly one Chocolate... where would we be without chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The written word

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Flushable toilets. Toilet paper! Soap.

And whiskey.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Sliced bread of course

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Sliced bread of course

And strap ons

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Imagination

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Men and women lol or we wouldn’t be here ???

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tassimo’s - End of discussion

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The printing press which allowed for the transfer of information much easier and cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury's Cream Egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sliced bread of course "

This of course

And before that?.....

Sharp knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been said that our last invention will be sentient AI.

It does seem inevitable .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

controlable anaesthetics and antibiotics have to be in the mix with the most life changing inventions for humanity

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Has to be the mobile phone surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweezers. How else can I get my ear hair plucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auto carrots"

I mean auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's currently 38 where I am I would have to say air conditioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anybody know who invented Dildo?

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By *amesRobs1987Man
over a year ago

Brighton

How has no one said Fab yet?

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By *amesRobs1987Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Auto carrots

I mean auto correct"

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Tweezers. How else can I get my ear hair plucked?

My barber sets fire to mine with a cigarette lighter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweezers. How else can I get my ear hair plucked?

My barber sets fire to mine with a cigarette lighter!

You numb nuts need nose wax & ear wax

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Tweezers. How else can I get my ear hair plucked?

My barber sets fire to mine with a cigarette lighter!

You numb nuts need nose wax & ear wax

...surely the hairs would act like wicks - and your ears and nostrils would become candles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still trying find out the person who invented Dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auto carrots

I mean auto correct"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still trying find out the person who invented Dildo

Peter O'TOOLE?

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

The concept of zero which paved the way for maths and so much else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still trying find out the person who invented Dildo

One hundred years ago, the vibrator was invented to relieve doctors, whose fingers were frequently cramped from treating "hysteria" in female patients. They masturbated them to orgasm.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Recommended by an ex forumite, I'm gonna have to say glass, otherwise I'd have nowt to drink ma beer out of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recommended by an ex forumite, I'm gonna have to say glass, otherwise I'd have nowt to drink ma beer out of

err tin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea because everyone loves a good cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bolton and watt steam engine. With out which the industrial revolution would have never happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medicinal compound

‘Oh we’ll drink a drink a drink...’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God inventing horny women

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Blues rock!

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Medicinal compound

‘Oh we’ll drink a drink a drink...’"

Scaffolding, it's a fucker trying to point a 3 story house off a ladder

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Blues rock!

Amen to that Sister

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dinner plates

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"dinner plates "

Do you work in a Greek restaurant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby said batterys

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Medicine and it improves year on year.

Swarovski crystals

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Still trying find out the person who invented Dildo

The Romans were reputed to have phalus shaped dildos made of ivory and marble... Eunachs would use them to pleasure their lady owners in the absence of their men who were often away for long periods conquering far off lands.

I so should have lived in Roman times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crank shaft, turning linier expansion into rotary movement is the basis of most powered machinery before the electric motor.

And hover bikes, they are the best thing ever, just need to stop giraffe, giant chickens and fire engine chasing them all the time

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