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I have found the Ultimate Cock Measure

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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Whilst on Hols I was give a fan in a Bar .. It has the real measure guys use for their appendages. In inches and cms. Haha so much more accurate than a Lynx can

Attached also is a genuine tape.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Or just use a rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or just use a rule. "
got a massive bend in mine, so the cosine law robs me of at least 8 inches on my 4 inch todger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it very funny

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Or just use a rule. got a massive bend in mine, so the cosine law robs me of at least 8 inches on my 4 inch todger."

Use a bit of string, then measure the string. Try and measure down the middle.

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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Or just use a rule. got a massive bend in mine, so the cosine law robs me of at least 8 inches on my 4 inch todger.

Use a bit of string, then measure the string. Try and measure down the middle. "

My tape card has a nice curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure the angle of thrust and the hardness. Not just the length.Get the protractor out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wondered what you were doing on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is 12 inches long but I don't use it, as a rule!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you can just put it in a pussy and know instantly if it fits or not.. simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wondered what you were doing on holiday.

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Dicking around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you can just put it in a pussy and know instantly if it fits or not.. simples "

Bit fucked if it doesn't though eh.

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