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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today"

This won't end well....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This won't end well....

Why not? I have faith in Fabs sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today"

Made me spit my tea out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today"

Can you imagine the sheer panic any such sufferer would experience if they inadvertently found themselves at a Pride event?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard by reading these sorts of forum posts you can catch the ghey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would people pour bleach over them the same way my sister does to spiders.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This won't end well....

Why not? I have faith in Fabs sense of humour"

I have more faith in their offendability lol, but maybe not the gay community, not many on the forums I don't think.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Would people pour bleach over them the same way my sister does to spiders.

Shit that's evil - I hate spiders but whack 'em with a newspaper, don't torture them!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Would people pour bleach over them the same way my sister does to spiders.

Transphobic people have poured bleach over trans women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today"
No you meant in case they catch it I saw where you were going with that but it's supposedly in your jeans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would people pour bleach over them the same way my sister does to spiders.

Transphobic people have poured bleach over trans women

Well...this brought the mood down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like spiders. And hay people.

Would it go down well if I ran over and tried to pick them up and move them to safety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gay.

I hate this phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like spiders. And hay people.

Would it go down well if I ran over and tried to pick them up and move them to safety? "

No, they're not natural and should be destroyed. Leave them in the face of danger, they made their choice.

Gay people are cool though.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"Would people pour bleach over them the same way my sister does to spiders.

Transphobic people have poured bleach over trans women

that's awful

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

BOO MOTHER F¥$€. I know where you live and you can’t hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like spiders. And hay people.

Would it go down well if I ran over and tried to pick them up and move them to safety? "
everyone's got hay fever this time of year

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

"
I jump on the couch when I see one naked

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Probably the worst homophobes I've ever met were those who were clearly in denial.......

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

I jump on the couch when I see one naked"

All spiders are naked

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

I jump on the couch when I see one naked

All spiders are naked"

Google spider camouflage!

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Some men are terrified of being treated the way they treat women - as prey to be preyed on.

I remember going with a straight guy to a LGBT bar.

Everyone he spoke with someone, he insisted on telling them he wasn't gay.

I took him to one side.

"When you go into a straight place, do you think every woman fancies you?" I asked.

"No."

"So why would you think every guy in a gay place would fancy you?"

I think he got it, I'm not sure.

Not seem him since, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just treat all people the way lde like to be treated

With respect. Straight / bi or gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today"

This would be hilarious, spot a gay and get a shiver down your spine then just slowly back out of the room. Would they sell gay repellent to spray them with to keep them away?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This would be hilarious, spot a gay and get a shiver down your spine then just slowly back out of the room. Would they sell gay repellent to spray them with to keep them away?"

Maybe the Benny Hill music would start playing and a chase would ensue

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Some men are terrified of being treated the way they treat women - as prey to be preyed on.

I remember going with a straight guy to a LGBT bar.

Everyone he spoke with someone, he insisted on telling them he wasn't gay.

I took him to one side.

"When you go into a straight place, do you think every woman fancies you?" I asked.

"No."

"So why would you think every guy in a gay place would fancy you?"

I think he got it, I'm not sure.

Not seem him since, anyway.

I took one of my friends into a gay bar once and didn't tell him it was a gay bar till about an hour in, he instantly was like tensing his fairly large muscles and puffing his chest out. I had to explain to him that that would t make him in approachable, instead it looked like he was peacocking to get attention lol

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This would be hilarious, spot a gay and get a shiver down your spine then just slowly back out of the room. Would they sell gay repellent to spray them with to keep them away?"

No but it would be nice if there was straight repellent for lgbt people to be able to use...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could have a defence spray called Gay Away, that smells of vaginas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This would be hilarious, spot a gay and get a shiver down your spine then just slowly back out of the room. Would they sell gay repellent to spray them with to keep them away?

No but it would be nice if there was straight repellent for lgbt people to be able to use..."

What about the poor Fab straight people?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Lol

I've come to realise anyway there is no such thing as a straight bar.

Go into any bar and you cannot make assumptions about anyone's sexuality.

I've met the most interesting men in places I least expected to.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

I jump on the couch when I see one naked"

Dont go to Sitges then, cos there are a mass of naked gays on Platja dels Balmins througout the summer. I am totally cock desenitised after a week there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

I jump on the couch when I see one naked

Dont go to Sitges then, cos there are a mass of naked gays on Platja dels Balmins througout the summer. I am totally cock desenitised after a week there.

Are they hot, like the ones in gay porn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the worst homophobes I've ever met were those who were clearly in denial......."

They went to Egypt?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Dont go to Sitges then, cos there are a mass of naked gays on Platja dels Balmins througout the summer. I am totally cock desenitised after a week there.

Fabulous! I'm going there in October

I read somewhere its got 17 beaches, one for the nudists and three gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

I jump on the couch when I see one naked

All spiders are naked"
yes but tarantulas are hirsute

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This would be hilarious, spot a gay and get a shiver down your spine then just slowly back out of the room. Would they sell gay repellent to spray them with to keep them away?

No but it would be nice if there was straight repellent for lgbt people to be able to use...

What about the poor Fab straight people?"

They would drop like fab flies

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If it's largely using the same psychological mechanisms, then how the person puts their front on, often trying typically masking what's going underneath, is a distraction.

Millions of people aren't particularly self-aware, many of them cut-off from their feelings (and happens a lot with men in our culture) and they go through life never potentially scratching much of the surface to themselves. I think homophobic people are often amongst these. If people are resistant to others, they may avoid encounters where they'd be meeting people that they don't want to and certainly not allowing themselves to open up to others, nor vice versa, as they'd probably find it too great a challenge to their hardened self-perception, beliefs etc. Such people will usually live in denial, potentially of some aspect of themselves - and the other old Freud's concept of projection - where they'll project onto others what they dislike about themselves.

There can be a lot going on inside of ourselves - we may have acquired and established psychological mechanisms that 'protect' us accidentally: it'll typically not have been a thought induced, conscious undertaking. We lose out, as we potentially lose some aspect of ourselves, with things being pushed outside of our consciousness. People can overcome phobias fairly easily and quickly: our discomfort that's arisen through encountering what we've construed as a threat is usually the barrier that later stops us gaining greater intimacy with others and personal comfort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People were actually scared of gay people in the same way people with arachnophobia are scared of spiders.

A gay person walks into a room and someone jumps on the sofa in case the gay person walks over there foot.

...Its a slow work day today

This would be hilarious, spot a gay and get a shiver down your spine then just slowly back out of the room. Would they sell gay repellent to spray them with to keep them away?

No but it would be nice if there was straight repellent for lgbt people to be able to use..."

How very heterophobic of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine gay spiders... mincey wincey spider climbed up the spout....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Homophobes ARE scared of gays.

Their fear is what leads to homophobia.

I jump on the couch when I see one naked

Dont go to Sitges then, cos there are a mass of naked gays on Platja dels Balmins througout the summer. I am totally cock desenitised after a week there.

Are they hot, like the ones in gay porn?"

My son is pretty hot though.

Bit of a mix really twinks- bears -plump and muscle.

4 years ago there were more than half were *good body. Really disappointing this year o-(

I would say Mykonos is the better place for young Gay men /bears.

Like me, they all get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men are terrified of being treated the way they treat women - as prey to be preyed on.

I remember going with a straight guy to a LGBT bar.

Everyone he spoke with someone, he insisted on telling them he wasn't gay.

I took him to one side.

"When you go into a straight place, do you think every woman fancies you?" I asked.

"No."

"So why would you think every guy in a gay place would fancy you?"

I think he got it, I'm not sure.

Not seem him since, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We could have a defence spray called Gay Away, that smells of vaginas."

Get it on Dragon's Den.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I basically spent my entire 20's going to gay bars when on nights out, best friend was gay and we'd always have wicked awesome nights out.

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