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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

......A Greggs has just opened literally five minutes walk away from me.

Nah nah! Who’s green with envy then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a touch, my local 1 is about 150 yards away though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even a little jealous, I live in the arse end of nowhere, very few people, nearest shop is 2 miles away. Keeps me slim I'm less inclined to waste petrol on a hunger pang, and definitely not worth the walk. Though I'd love to live in a village with a pub and a takeaway in walking distance!! Not sure I'd keep slim then though

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That's a touch, my local 1 is about 150 yards away though "

Ha ha! I’m thinking of adding the Greggs proximity as a bonus on my profile

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Not a Gregg's fan but have an Indian restaurant/takeaway about 400 yards away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a drive through one about 5 minutes from my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nearest Gregs is miles away, and I'm ok with that because I'd be a fat fuck if it was close by

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not even a little jealous, I live in the arse end of nowhere, very few people, nearest shop is 2 miles away. Keeps me slim I'm less inclined to waste petrol on a hunger pang, and definitely not worth the walk. Though I'd love to live in a village with a pub and a takeaway in walking distance!! Not sure I'd keep slim then though "

There used to be a lovely secluded little pub literally about 2 min from me. Alas - after a failed attempt by new management to turn it into a Thai Cuisine restaurant, it sadly went bust and has now been turned into a cottage

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My nearest Gregs is miles away, and I'm ok with that because I'd be a fat fuck if it was close by "

I’m thinking of keeping a photographic diary of my body transformation now that Greggs has landed on my doorstep.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not a Gregg's fan but have an Indian restaurant/takeaway about 400 yards away "

Ah - My nearest is about 30 mins away unless I settle for a kebab (there’s a van about a mile down the road)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be jealous if you lived near a cheese shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be jealous if you lived near a cheese shop "

Are you wallace in discuise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not even a little jealous, I live in the arse end of nowhere, very few people, nearest shop is 2 miles away. Keeps me slim I'm less inclined to waste petrol on a hunger pang, and definitely not worth the walk. Though I'd love to live in a village with a pub and a takeaway in walking distance!! Not sure I'd keep slim then though

There used to be a lovely secluded little pub literally about 2 min from me. Alas - after a failed attempt by new management to turn it into a Thai Cuisine restaurant, it sadly went bust and has now been turned into a cottage "

A secluded pub that does Thai would have me jealous.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Isn’t there a Greggs within five minutes of literally everyone in the country now?

Turns out that sausage rolls were the most recession proof commodity there is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be jealous if it were a pub that did steak and ale pie with mash

And cider on the cheap.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I don’t think I’ve ever been in a Greggs. I live round the corner to a load of cafe bars, restaurants and take away shops and an amazing gelato cafe all which I have to walk by on my way to and from work. It’s quite an effort some nights and partially why I remove all my clothes as soon as I get home to prevent me going back out again when I can’t be bothered to cook. I’m too lazy to get dressed again

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I think I’m all the years Greggs has been going in my nearest town I have only ever had one cheese n onion slice from there, it’s not really something that would entice me tbh and I’m a fat bird

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have a drive through one about 5 minutes from my house "

Greggs do drive throughs to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a drive through one about 5 minutes from my house "

There’s a drive thru Greggs now, wow what a time to be alive ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......A Greggs has just opened literally five minutes walk away from me.

Nah nah! Who’s green with envy then? "

Not me... the nearest Greggs to me is 9 miles away and that's just the way i like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i raid other peoples bins 20ft away...mmm last nites munchiebox leftovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nearest one is 60 miles!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've never had anything from a Greggs still! Someone persuaded me to try a sausage roll once, but they had ran out lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very jealous. We have two within 2 minutes of each other in our town plus I’m on a diet

L

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I also see that McDonald’s are doing home deliveries now to

(Even though I could walk to my nearest one in under 15 mins....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I went to Greggs was 10 years ago I had a pasty and an hour later I was throwing up in the toiletNever went back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a Costa I'd be very, very jealous, not a fan of Greggs.

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border


"I’d be jealous if you lived near a cheese shop "

Ooh hell yeah. I'd travel for cheese and a frolic.

Not necessarily at the same time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be jealous if it were a pub that did steak and ale pie with mash

And cider on the cheap."

Cider or Perry?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......A Greggs has just opened literally five minutes walk away from me.

Nah nah! Who’s green with envy then? "

You can keep Greggs, can’t think of anything worse

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Been to Greggs twice after work and twice I have been told that the pastie is cold and do I mind? Will never step foot in that place again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been to Greggs twice after work and twice I have been told that the pastie is cold and do I mind? Will never step foot in that place again. "

Do they even do pasties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a Greggs fan myself - but I do live round the corner to a fabulous Boulangerie/Patisserie. I have to limit myself to a couple of visits a week or I would be even fatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah they do ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm that sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah they do , "

Being from the West Country, they don’t do proper ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be jealous if you lived near a cheese shop

Are you wallace in discuise "

Ssshhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've no Greggs here bout time they opened some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they don’t , a proper pasty , you’d eat your fingers behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles! "

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though? "

What is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

What is that? "

They're pasty shops in the southwest, sort of the Cornish equivalent of Greggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

What is that?

They're pasty shops in the southwest, sort of the Cornish equivalent of Greggs. "

I see. I’ve not seen any in Plymouth where I’m from. We have rowes and oggy oggy down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

What is that?

They're pasty shops in the southwest, sort of the Cornish equivalent of Greggs.

I see. I’ve not seen any in Plymouth where I’m from. We have rowes and oggy oggy down there. "

Don’t forget Ivor Dewdney, them are peppery maid !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not jealous in the slightest. I'd be the size of a small country if I had any food outlets even remotely close to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

What is that?

They're pasty shops in the southwest, sort of the Cornish equivalent of Greggs.

I see. I’ve not seen any in Plymouth where I’m from. We have rowes and oggy oggy down there.

Don’t forget Ivor Dewdney, them are peppery maid !"

I’m not a fan of ivor dewdney pasties, the ingredients are chopped up too small. I like them chunky like an oggies. Best pasties are in Chough bakery in padstow. They win awards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

What is that?

They're pasty shops in the southwest, sort of the Cornish equivalent of Greggs.

I see. I’ve not seen any in Plymouth where I’m from. We have rowes and oggy oggy down there.

Don’t forget Ivor Dewdney, them are peppery maid !"

Very peppery bey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nearest one is 60 miles!

How far to the nearest Pasty Presto though?

What is that?

They're pasty shops in the southwest, sort of the Cornish equivalent of Greggs.

I see. I’ve not seen any in Plymouth where I’m from. We have rowes and oggy oggy down there.

Don’t forget Ivor Dewdney, them are peppery maid !

I’m not a fan of ivor dewdney pasties, the ingredients are chopped up too small. I like them chunky like an oggies. Best pasties are in Chough bakery in padstow. They win awards. "

I heard you like chunky meat as a filling.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Theres a bakers that covers derby and notts called BIRDS and theyre much nicer than greggs and one about 15 min walk away

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