FabSwingers.com forum: Woman woke to find snake in the bed

By *ob198Xa OP Man
over a year ago

teleford

Seriously, it was just on the news!! Woman woke up to find a phython curled up next to her in bed! That would freak anyone out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shared a bed with one for 3yrs ! We divorced about 7yrs ago

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Curled up is fine it's when they're stretched out and stiff you need to worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shared a bed with one for 3yrs ! We divorced about 7yrs ago

Lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe she reached under the covers and felt it and thought it was the BBC she had invited home last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'd ever sleep again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She found out the guy she met on Fab was actually married.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fabian Delph’s missus?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Imagine fighting a snake, in your bed, in the pitch black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was probably sizing her up for its next meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she sleep with Omar Williams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curled up is fine it's when they're stretched out and stiff you need to worry"

That’s what all the men say!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I shared a bed with one for 3yrs ! We divorced about 7yrs ago

Lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Poor snake. Obvs needed shelter and boy heat ...

Was it a block of flats ?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Imagine opening your eyes and it’s Face is just right there. Hissing.

I’d pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine opening your eyes and it’s Face is just right there. Hissing.

I’d pee"

You will poo too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine opening your eyes and it’s Face is just right there. Hissing.

I’d pee"

What if it's only got 1 eye? Hehe

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being."

Like a bitey, hissy toddler

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Imagine opening your eyes and it’s Face is just right there. Hissing.

I’d pee

What if it's only got 1 eye? Hehe

That will be the "one eyed trouser snake"

Very common in these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who keep snakes as pets are nuts!

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being."

Trying telling that to the woman when she found it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"People who keep snakes as pets are nuts! "

Cruel i'd say. Rather than nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend has a pet snake

Well, technically it’s a dog but we named it snake

It sleeps in a basket but it’s difficult to charm

It’s very friendly and not at all aggressive

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There's people in the UK who keep venomous snakes. (Inland Taipan's eg)

You can't handle them like a constrictor so why have them at all?

£250 for a licence and a yearly £100 fee (approx).

Some of the world's most dangerous snakes kept in this country just to look at.

I don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read the title I thought my ex had turned lesbian

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

"People who keep snakes as pets are nuts! "

Aww, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out the guy she met on Fab was actually married.

I always work on the basis that every man on Fab is married or has a partner and then you can find out with pleasure the very small percentage who are actually single.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being.

Trying telling that to the woman when she found it

Exactly! Have you ever seen a woman near a spider!? Or something that looks a bit like a spider!? Or something that a spider might have been near?! Now imagine what a woman would be like waking up to find a fully grown royal python in her bed! I'm surprised she's still alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being."

Sure a 3ft long python could wrap around your neck. Or bite you. Or just scuttle of to a dark corner,eat mice for several years and grow into a monster.

All of this would go through my mind in a nanosecond after waking up....just before my screams frightened the poor thing so much it ran away back to its glass cage where it felt safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being.

Trying telling that to the woman when she found it

I love spiders but snakes it my biggest fear and phobia. I would have had a heart attack.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being.

Trying telling that to the woman when she found it

I love spiders but snakes it my biggest fear and phobia. I would have had a heart attack. "

Snakeist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously, it was just on the news!! Woman woke up to find a phython curled up next to her in bed! That would freak anyone out.

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I found a scorpion in my hotel room in Italy omg wasn't sure how quick they were couldn't leave it there so took shoe off and terminated it didn't mention it to the others would have freaked them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmph ...... it was 3ft long. No threat to a human being.

Trying telling that to the woman when she found it

I love spiders but snakes it my biggest fear and phobia. I would have had a heart attack.

Snakeist..

Most definitely. I can’t even look at one.

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