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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream...." I yen for a greater understanding of the words except and accept, feminist, equal and comprehension of what alimony is. It appears we will all be unsatisfied. | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" I think this post just gave me type 2 diabetes lol | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I think this post just gave me type 2 diabetes lol" There’s a prick that can do a test for you. | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I think this post just gave me type 2 diabetes lol There’s a prick that can do a test for you. " Do they have to be a prick, or would any pharmacist do? | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo" I also want to suck you off | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo I also want to suck you off" That might be the issue... 
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"I suppose a kiss and a cuddle is like a fantasy in here, if you want tying up and spanking or having your feet licked that is ten a penny, sensual caressing and good kissing has its place "Very true. | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream...."  I lold | |||
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"I wish I wasn't allowed to answer my messages on here when I'm in a sarcastic mood. "You rascal! | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo I also want to suck you off That might be the issue...
(Joke)"That might be what I am looking for | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo I also want to suck you off That might be the issue...
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That might be what I am looking for " | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream.... I lold "Predictably. | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo I also want to suck you off That might be the issue...
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That might be what I am looking for "I live my life trying to please you sir | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream.... I lold
Predictably. "Yes. I predictably laugh at things I find funny | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo I also want to suck you off That might be the issue...
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That might be what I am looking for
I live my life trying to please you sir"Good girl xox | |||
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"To stop throwing up #metoo I also want to suck you off That might be the issue...
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That might be what I am looking for
I live my life trying to please you sir
Good girl xox " | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream.... I yen for a greater understanding of the words except and accept, feminist, equal and comprehension of what alimony is. It appears we will all be unsatisfied. " I will quench your thirst for knowledge..... Accept should have been used in my original post ..... touché Feminist - a woman who fights for women’s equal rights in the first world. Alimony - money paid to a spouse after a divorce... For giving up a career to raise children and take care of the home.... | |||
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"Someone ran a bath for me recently and he couldn’t believe he was the first man to ever do that for me. I found it very sweet. OP my current fantasy would be to have no pain, as I’ve had my fair share in recent weeks. " Oh I’m sorry to hear you’re in pain. I hope it ends soon. Sending you love. And yes, it’s a very intimate experience. | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream.... I yen for a greater understanding of the words except and accept, feminist, equal and comprehension of what alimony is. It appears we will all be unsatisfied. I will quench your thirst for knowledge..... Accept should have been used in my original post ..... touché Feminist - a woman who fights for women’s equal rights in the first world. Alimony - money paid to a spouse after a divorce... For giving up a career to raise children and take care of the home.... " Whoosh. | |||
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"Would you like to come and be my cat? " Yes. Can you shield me from the ignoramus? | |||
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"To partake in an orgy....hoping my lucks in tonight but I shan't be holding my breath as it's never happened yet." Good luck!! | |||
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"I wish... (I'll go with the forum appropriate one) I could be in a bar somewhere with an attractive person and gin and said person giving *that* look. And then a night of sex, laughs and more sex." Sounds lovely. | |||
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 A nice chilled out night would be wonderful 
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"A bubble bath and snuggles sounds fucking awesome right now! Throw a takeaway in too! I’ve got more plates spinning at the moment than a crockery set on the waltzer and want to headbutt everyone I come into contact with A nice chilled out night would be wonderful
P.s bring lush bath bombs "Let’s do it. And you can catch me up on all the pregnancy excitement. | |||
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"A bubble bath and snuggles sounds fucking awesome right now! Throw a takeaway in too! I’ve got more plates spinning at the moment than a crockery set on the waltzer and want to headbutt everyone I come into contact with A nice chilled out night would be wonderful
P.s bring lush bath bombs
Let’s do it. And you can catch me up on all the pregnancy excitement. "We find out what we’re having next week! Early scan for our 10th anniversary
It’s everything else I want to fuck off | |||
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"Would you like to come and be my cat? Yes. Can you shield me from the ignoramus? "I can by reading you poetry. | |||
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"A bubble bath and snuggles sounds fucking awesome right now! Throw a takeaway in too! I’ve got more plates spinning at the moment than a crockery set on the waltzer and want to headbutt everyone I come into contact with A nice chilled out night would be wonderful
P.s bring lush bath bombs
Let’s do it. And you can catch me up on all the pregnancy excitement.
We find out what we’re having next week!
Early scan for our 10th anniversary
It’s everything else I want to fuck off "Oh how wonderful!! Let me know! | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" | |||
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"Would you like to come and be my cat? Yes. Can you shield me from the ignoramus?
I can by reading you poetry. "Most excellent. | |||
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"A little bit of DD/lg Do you want a Disney film too My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" No, thanks. Not in a Disney mood. | |||
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"A bubble bath and snuggles sounds fucking awesome right now! Throw a takeaway in too! I’ve got more plates spinning at the moment than a crockery set on the waltzer and want to headbutt everyone I come into contact with A nice chilled out night would be wonderful
P.s bring lush bath bombs
Let’s do it. And you can catch me up on all the pregnancy excitement.
We find out what we’re having next week!
Early scan for our 10th anniversary
It’s everything else I want to fuck off
Oh how wonderful!! Let me know!"You’ll have to message us! We youngsters are filtered out | |||
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"A bubble bath and snuggles sounds fucking awesome right now! Throw a takeaway in too! I’ve got more plates spinning at the moment than a crockery set on the waltzer and want to headbutt everyone I come into contact with A nice chilled out night would be wonderful
P.s bring lush bath bombs
Let’s do it. And you can catch me up on all the pregnancy excitement.
We find out what we’re having next week!
Early scan for our 10th anniversary
It’s everything else I want to fuck off
Oh how wonderful!! Let me know!
You’ll have to message us!
We youngsters are filtered out "Oh god! I’m so sorry, let’s remedy that pronto. I’ve not really set this profile up well. | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" I want a woman to come to my place. Eat a three course meal cooked by me and drink some wine with me. Have a laugh and a bit flirting as we eat. After the meal I want kiss her and have us both slowly undress each other as we kiss. Slow kissing down her body as each item of clothing gets removed. Then take her to bed and give her a sensual massage. Then cover her body in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then slowly kiss and lick all over her body until she is clean. Teasing her body with my mouth and tongue and having prolonged foreplay. Then when she can take no more teasing I want her to push me down on the bed and sit her pussy on my face until I give her an orgasm or three and swallow all her sweet juices. Then I want to blindfold her and tie her to the bed and tease her body some more with my lips, tongue and hands until she is begging to be fucked. I want to explore all her body with my lips and tongue. Finding out all the parts of her body that driver her wild with lust when being kissed. Then I want us to have sex. After some good sex I want us to cuddle up to each other and have good kissing session. Then let her drift off to sleep as she is cuddled up to me in my arms. Then in the morning I want wake her up by giving her oral sex. After she has cum I want to make us a cooked breakfast . Then after breakfast I want us to go back to bed for more foreplay and sex. Lol I have to admit typing that has me go hard lol. | |||
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 On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. " You need your Mummy! | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I want a woman to come to my place. Eat a three course meal cooked by me and drink some wine with me. Have a laugh and a bit flirting as we eat. After the meal I want kiss her and have us both slowly undress each other as we kiss. Slow kissing down her body as each item of clothing gets removed. Then take her to bed and give her a sensual massage. Then cover her body in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then slowly kiss and lick all over her body until she is clean. Teasing her body with my mouth and tongue and having prolonged foreplay. Then when she can take no more teasing I want her to push me down on the bed and sit her pussy on my face until I give her an orgasm or three and swallow all her sweet juices. Then I want to blindfold her and tie her to the bed and tease her body some more with my lips, tongue and hands until she is begging to be fucked. I want to explore all her body with my lips and tongue. Finding out all the parts of her body that driver her wild with lust when being kissed. Then I want us to have sex. After some good sex I want us to cuddle up to each other and have good kissing session. Then let her drift off to sleep as she is cuddled up to me in my arms. Then in the morning I want wake her up by giving her oral sex. After she has cum I want to make us a cooked breakfast . Then after breakfast I want us to go back to bed for more foreplay and sex. Lol I have to admit typing that has me go hard lol. " Awwww. | |||
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"My current one would be for someone to pack all my stuff for me while someone else decorated.. But I have a few fantasies left and still want to have a bukkake session where I am dressed up. Hair all immaculate. A tiara.... gloves.. beautiful dress. Think Audrey Hepburn in her finest. And would have strawberries .. some little snacks and a nice group of guys. All in very well fitting suits and it would just go from a very civilised dinner party to them all letting me suck their cock but not actually touching me. And then me just laying across a plush chaise lounge they all cover me.. A bit lame I know but it's been something I've thought about for a very long time. "And no reason not to have your bukkake *and* eat it. | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man "Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man? | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I want a woman to come to my place. Eat a three course meal cooked by me and drink some wine with me. Have a laugh and a bit flirting as we eat. After the meal I want kiss her and have us both slowly undress each other as we kiss. Slow kissing down her body as each item of clothing gets removed. Then take her to bed and give her a sensual massage. Then cover her body in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then slowly kiss and lick all over her body until she is clean. Teasing her body with my mouth and tongue and having prolonged foreplay. Then when she can take no more teasing I want her to push me down on the bed and sit her pussy on my face until I give her an orgasm or three and swallow all her sweet juices. Then I want to blindfold her and tie her to the bed and tease her body some more with my lips, tongue and hands until she is begging to be fucked. I want to explore all her body with my lips and tongue. Finding out all the parts of her body that driver her wild with lust when being kissed. Then I want us to have sex. After some good sex I want us to cuddle up to each other and have good kissing session. Then let her drift off to sleep as she is cuddled up to me in my arms. Then in the morning I want wake her up by giving her oral sex. After she has cum I want to make us a cooked breakfast . Then after breakfast I want us to go back to bed for more foreplay and sex. Lol I have to admit typing that has me go hard lol. " Any man who wants to cook that much for me is a good 'un in my book | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. You need your Mummy!" I probably absolutely do. In fact I do. I would call her, but she’s poorly at the moment and I don’t want to worry her.  | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream...." Been there, done that and bought my own t shirt  | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I want a woman to come to my place. Eat a three course meal cooked by me and drink some wine with me. Have a laugh and a bit flirting as we eat. After the meal I want kiss her and have us both slowly undress each other as we kiss. Slow kissing down her body as each item of clothing gets removed. Then take her to bed and give her a sensual massage. Then cover her body in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then slowly kiss and lick all over her body until she is clean. Teasing her body with my mouth and tongue and having prolonged foreplay. Then when she can take no more teasing I want her to push me down on the bed and sit her pussy on my face until I give her an orgasm or three and swallow all her sweet juices. Then I want to blindfold her and tie her to the bed and tease her body some more with my lips, tongue and hands until she is begging to be fucked. I want to explore all her body with my lips and tongue. Finding out all the parts of her body that driver her wild with lust when being kissed. Then I want us to have sex. After some good sex I want us to cuddle up to each other and have good kissing session. Then let her drift off to sleep as she is cuddled up to me in my arms. Then in the morning I want wake her up by giving her oral sex. After she has cum I want to make us a cooked breakfast . Then after breakfast I want us to go back to bed for more foreplay and sex. Lol I have to admit typing that has me go hard lol. " What time should I arrive | |||
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"I appreciate someone who likes to be bathed. I often run baths for guys and wash their willy and balls. " There’s something very vulnerable about it, and intimate. Right now, I just want someone to actively care for me. Sigh. Hope all well with you x | |||
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"My partner does what you said in your op except i lift myself into the bath as he doesnt have a hoist He dries my hair as well" and | |||
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"Bathing and pampering a sexy lady sounds like a fantastic way to spend an evening. " What about an unsexy lady? | |||
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"Bathing and pampering a sexy lady sounds like a fantastic way to spend an evening. What about an unsexy lady?" Why do you know any? After a bathing, pampering, drying, massaging and moisturizing session. I'm sure you'd feel sexy. | |||
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"My fantasy is to marry a feminist and have children...... Then when we divorce, she will not except any alimony or child support payments because men and women should be equal...... It’s very niche and akin to hitting the lottery but I can still dream...." That's the best dream! | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" Suppose you'd like your hair braided too? | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" Would you like to be read obscure poetry in Latin whilst being served strawberries and cream?
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"To cuddle up to someone on the sofa with a nice glass of wine, being kissed and held tight. Whispering in my ears all the things he’s going to do as he strokes my hair . Hugs would be so nice x " Sounds good | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? Suppose you'd like your hair braided too?" I can’t braid my own hair, I wouldn’t anticipate anyone else could - but if someone wanted to play with my hair, or braid it, that would feel nice. I think I’m craving demonstrative care. | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? Would you like to be read obscure poetry in Latin whilst being served strawberries and cream?
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"Being cuddled would be favourite about now. Oh, and told what I really want to eat for tea!" I’ll cuddle you. Have some fresh fish if it’s available. | |||
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"To stop throwing up " I managed to eat a meal without throwing up!!!! Fantasy one is complete x | |||
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"To stop throwing up I managed to eat a meal without throwing up!!!! Fantasy one is complete x" | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" I love yours, but not the lifting & carrying bits. For a fat bird that’s proper car crash stuff right there | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I love yours, but not the lifting & carrying bits. For a fat bird that’s proper car crash stuff right there "It’s a fantasy x | |||
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"Being cuddled would be favourite about now. Oh, and told what I really want to eat for tea! I’ll cuddle you. Have some fresh fish if it’s available. " Cuddles gratefully reciprocated. The perusal for piscis is on! | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man
Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man? "He's watching | |||
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And an even more hopeless but actual fantasy... is for the family sized Galaxy bar that is giving me some serious flirty looks right now to be zero calorie filled! | |||
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"Being cuddled would be favourite about now. Oh, and told what I really want to eat for tea! I’ll cuddle you. Have some fresh fish if it’s available. Cuddles gratefully reciprocated. The perusal for piscis is on!" Good luck, eat well. | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man
Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man?
He's watching " | |||
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"A hopeless wish (fantasy feels wrong word) but for just one more conversation with a much missed recently lost loved one
And an even more hopeless but actual fantasy... is for the family sized Galaxy bar that is giving me some serious flirty looks right now to be zero calorie filled!" | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man
Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man?
He's watching "The football | |||
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"To find an interpreter for my obscure sense of humour would be nice" What have you said? | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man
Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man?
He's watching
The football"Where’s she put the football?!  | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man
Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man?
He's watching
The football
Where’s she put the football?! "Doesn't matter, any hole's a goal. | |||
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"To not be coming home from holiday and certainly not to be having a 3 hour flight delay! On the bright side it gives me 3 more hours with my sexy man
Silver linings. Where’s Moriarty whilst you’re with the sexy man?
He's watching
The football
Where’s she put the football?!
Doesn't matter, any hole's a goal."As long as the tackle is clean. | |||
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"What’s your current fantasy?" I’m not going into detail, but it involves Rebecca Ferguson, a honey badger, mashed lime jelly, and a snorkel. | |||
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"What’s your current fantasy? I’m not going into detail, but it involves Rebecca Ferguson, a honey badger, mashed lime jelly, and a snorkel." I’m currently eating strawberry jelly if that helps.... | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? Suppose you'd like your hair braided too? I can’t braid my own hair, I wouldn’t anticipate anyone else could - but if someone wanted to play with my hair, or braid it, that would feel nice. I think I’m craving demonstrative care. " I would treat you to it | |||
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"What’s your current fantasy?" I’m not going into detail, but it involves Queen Leviosa, a honey badger, mashed strawberry jelly, and a snorkel. | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? Suppose you'd like your hair braided too? I can’t braid my own hair, I wouldn’t anticipate anyone else could - but if someone wanted to play with my hair, or braid it, that would feel nice. I think I’m craving demonstrative care. I would treat you to it" Thank you x | |||
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"To find an interpreter for my obscure sense of humour would be nice What have you said?" More like - where is the nearest foot in mouth clinic - my record stands for itself here ( mainly because no one else would go near it) - my inbox is testament to the fact that there is hardly a soul on here I haven't royally pissed off | |||
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"To find an interpreter for my obscure sense of humour would be nice What have you said? More like - where is the nearest foot in mouth clinic - my record stands for itself here ( mainly because no one else would go near it) - my inbox is testament to the fact that there is hardly a soul on here I haven't royally pissed off "Well, I’ve not blocked you yet. Others, well... | |||
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"A full body massage right now. Not much of a fantasy but I could do with one. I suppose I can always buy one of those..." You can buy most things. Not sure any of the rest is worth it. | |||
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"A full body massage right now. Not much of a fantasy but I could do with one. I suppose I can always buy one of those... You can buy most things. Not sure any of the rest is worth it. " Aren't you the pretty one...That's a statement not a question.. | |||
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Hope you get a nice offer for your bath n hug doll x | |||
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"To find an interpreter for my obscure sense of humour would be nice What have you said? More like - where is the nearest foot in mouth clinic - my record stands for itself here ( mainly because no one else would go near it) - my inbox is testament to the fact that there is hardly a soul on here I haven't royally pissed off "Thats alot o' people you've pissed off. Go you | |||
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"A full body massage right now. Not much of a fantasy but I could do with one. I suppose I can always buy one of those... You can buy most things. Not sure any of the rest is worth it. Aren't you the pretty one...That's a statement not a question.. "Thank you. But I’m actually ugly inside and out. | |||
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"To fall madly and utterly in love with someone who's ok with my lifestyle. Even dominatrixes have their soft side
Hope you get a nice offer for your bath n hug doll x"I still believe you will. I’ve met you and can attest to you being the most adorable human. X | |||
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"To find an interpreter for my obscure sense of humour would be nice What have you said? More like - where is the nearest foot in mouth clinic - my record stands for itself here ( mainly because no one else would go near it) - my inbox is testament to the fact that there is hardly a soul on here I haven't royally pissed off
Well, I’ve not blocked you yet. Others, well..."Ah, but I I'm wise to that speaking for others ruse I am -lol | |||
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"To find an interpreter for my obscure sense of humour would be nice What have you said? More like - where is the nearest foot in mouth clinic - my record stands for itself here ( mainly because no one else would go near it) - my inbox is testament to the fact that there is hardly a soul on here I haven't royally pissed off
Well, I’ve not blocked you yet. Others, well...
Ah, but I I'm wise to that speaking for others ruse I am -lol "I meant I’d blocked others, not that others had blocked you. | |||
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" Thank you. But I’m actually ugly inside and out. " so whose pictures you been teasing us with | |||
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"To fall madly and utterly in love with someone who's ok with my lifestyle. Even dominatrixes have their soft side
Hope you get a nice offer for your bath n hug doll x
I still believe you will. I’ve met you and can attest to you being the most adorable human. X"Aaaah shuruuup
Same girl, same x | |||
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" I meant I’d blocked others, not that others had blocked you. " And I was once again being too obscure - as I was referring to another thread we we had a misunderstanding over my I'll fated attempt to be punny | |||
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"To fall madly and utterly in love with someone who's ok with my lifestyle. Even dominatrixes have their soft side
Hope you get a nice offer for your bath n hug doll x
I still believe you will. I’ve met you and can attest to you being the most adorable human. X
Aaaah shuruuup
Same girl, same x" | |||
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" I meant I’d blocked others, not that others had blocked you. And I was once again being too obscure - as I was referring to another thread we we had a misunderstanding over my I'll fated attempt to be punny "Ah, I didn’t recall it. Sorry. | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" Beautifull,if I was nearer would help you full fill it | |||
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"I see logistical problems in some of these fantasies. That may be the Aspergers in me. " Yes, I’m fat and heavy and lifting me into or out of a bath is impossible. If that’s what you meant. And if it was, did it have to be said? | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?Beautifull,if I was nearer would help you full fill it" Thank you x | |||
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"I see logistical problems in some of these fantasies. That may be the Aspergers in me. Yes, I’m fat and heavy and lifting me into or out of a bath is impossible. If that’s what you meant. And if it was, did it have to be said?" That would be physical issues not logistics surely. I was looking at it from a travel point of view from some of the replies. Never fat shamed in my life thank you very much. | |||
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"I see logistical problems in some of these fantasies. That may be the Aspergers in me. Yes, I’m fat and heavy and lifting me into or out of a bath is impossible. If that’s what you meant. And if it was, did it have to be said? That would be physical issues not logistics surely. I was looking at it from a travel point of view from some of the replies. Never fat shamed in my life thank you very much. " Logistics of transporting a person. But if it wasn’t what you meant then my apologies for assuming, I’m feeling a bit down this evening x | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I love yours, but not the lifting & carrying bits. For a fat bird that’s proper car crash stuff right there
It’s a fantasy x"And I meant my car crash fantasy of being lifted, i’d need Jason Moama or some other such big huge sexy man to do it...... | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy?" | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I want a woman to come to my place. Eat a three course meal cooked by me and drink some wine with me. Have a laugh and a bit flirting as we eat. After the meal I want kiss her and have us both slowly undress each other as we kiss. Slow kissing down her body as each item of clothing gets removed. Then take her to bed and give her a sensual massage. Then cover her body in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then slowly kiss and lick all over her body until she is clean. Teasing her body with my mouth and tongue and having prolonged foreplay. Then when she can take no more teasing I want her to push me down on the bed and sit her pussy on my face until I give her an orgasm or three and swallow all her sweet juices. Then I want to blindfold her and tie her to the bed and tease her body some more with my lips, tongue and hands until she is begging to be fucked. I want to explore all her body with my lips and tongue. Finding out all the parts of her body that driver her wild with lust when being kissed. Then I want us to have sex. After some good sex I want us to cuddle up to each other and have good kissing session. Then let her drift off to sleep as she is cuddled up to me in my arms. Then in the morning I want wake her up by giving her oral sex. After she has cum I want to make us a cooked breakfast . Then after breakfast I want us to go back to bed for more foreplay and sex. Lol I have to admit typing that has me go hard lol. Any man who wants to cook that much for me is a good 'un in my book "What type of food do you like and when are you arriving lol? | |||
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"My fantasy currently would be for someone to come and give me a cuddle, and run me a bubbly bath. To help lift me up and undress me, and pop me into the warm water, and to bathe me, sponge me down and kiss me. And to chatter to me and make me giggle. To wash my hair and rinse it through, and hold me tightly as he lifts me out and wraps a warm towel around me. And then to take me through to my room and curl up with me in bed, sing me a lullaby and whisper sweet nothings that mean something. And kiss my nose and forehead and tell me everything is okay. It’s a bit niche. And highly unlikely. But there it is. What’s your current fantasy? I want a woman to come to my place. Eat a three course meal cooked by me and drink some wine with me. Have a laugh and a bit flirting as we eat. After the meal I want kiss her and have us both slowly undress each other as we kiss. Slow kissing down her body as each item of clothing gets removed. Then take her to bed and give her a sensual massage. Then cover her body in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then slowly kiss and lick all over her body until she is clean. Teasing her body with my mouth and tongue and having prolonged foreplay. Then when she can take no more teasing I want her to push me down on the bed and sit her pussy on my face until I give her an orgasm or three and swallow all her sweet juices. Then I want to blindfold her and tie her to the bed and tease her body some more with my lips, tongue and hands until she is begging to be fucked. I want to explore all her body with my lips and tongue. Finding out all the parts of her body that driver her wild with lust when being kissed. Then I want us to have sex. After some good sex I want us to cuddle up to each other and have good kissing session. Then let her drift off to sleep as she is cuddled up to me in my arms. Then in the morning I want wake her up by giving her oral sex. After she has cum I want to make us a cooked breakfast . Then after breakfast I want us to go back to bed for more foreplay and sex. Lol I have to admit typing that has me go hard lol. What time should I arrive "Anytime you want. | |||
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