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"the oldies will be dropping at your feet. " That’s a risk, yes. | |||
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"It's obviously a problem with menopause" I've had a problem with menopause ... I'm constantly horny ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's obviously a problem with menopause" I'm on the other side. It turned me into a grumpy old bint. | |||
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"Hi miss SJ" You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() HI MISS SJ!!!! | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet. ![]() | |||
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"Not such a piece of cake is it. ![]() ![]() It a just women and being appreciative. I go to the effort to make a good profile and send a good message and they turn me down. Don't know what they're missing | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() ![]() She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message ![]() | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() ![]() ![]() She does love the dick ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong? " Everything ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong? Everything ![]() I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is Everyone's fault but mine | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are both off my Christmas card list ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi miss SJ You’ll have to speak up, sonny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No I'm not ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong? Everything ![]() As always | |||
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. " I read that somewhere. I'll give it a go ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong? Everything ![]() Exactly. Fancy a fuck? | |||
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. I read that somewhere. I'll give it a go ![]() It works really well. | |||
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. " As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that. | |||
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that. " There's no need for that | |||
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that. There's no need for that" How rude! | |||
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"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that. There's no need for that" ![]() | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong ![]() | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() ![]() Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that ![]() | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you? ![]() | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after ![]() | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you? | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your a very sexy lady " Why thank you. But I'm actually a guy. | |||
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"Wrinkly old bint here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Excellent. It's a datw ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong?" Everything. ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong? Everything. ![]() #no #everyonesfaultbutmine | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong? Everything. ![]() Innit. | |||
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"You need to smell of talc, and taste of wurthers originals. Get that sorted, and the oldies will be dropping at your feet. " You mean dripping... incontinence issues ![]() | |||
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"Make yourself hotter." Think it's obvious I'm not the problem here | |||
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"Your a very sexy lady Why thank you. But I'm actually a guy. " Don’t worry mate, loads of people think he’s female, his punishing moisturising regime is really paying off ![]() | |||
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"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed. I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in. What am I doing wrong?" Offer them a horlicks maybe, my nan likes a horlicks. | |||
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