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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You’ll just have to make do with me then

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Free lifetime offer of skin nourishing creme?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Show some solidarity, go and sit in the hot tub for an hour and you’ll be wrinkly too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you offered them a pair of slippers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ll just have to make do with me then "

oo la la

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Biscuits, Yardley Lavender gift sets and Meltis Newberry Fruits

Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's obviously a problem with menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to smell of talc, and taste of wurthers originals. Get that sorted, and the oldies will be dropping at your feet.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"the oldies will be dropping at your feet. "

That’s a risk, yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi miss SJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need some new aftershave.

I suggest eau de desperation- it comes with a promotional sock and sandal combo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's obviously a problem with menopause"

I've had a problem with menopause ... I'm constantly horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/m.wikihow.com/Seduce-an-Older-Woman%3famp=1

Here you go xxxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's obviously a problem with menopause"

I'm on the other side. It turned me into a grumpy old bint.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Hi miss SJ"

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny "

HI MISS SJ!!!!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Not such a piece of cake is it.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

HI MISS SJ!!!!"

No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hi miss SJ"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not such a piece of cake is it. "

It a just women and being appreciative. I go to the effort to make a good profile and send a good message and they turn me down.

Don't know what they're missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

HI MISS SJ!!!!

No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet. "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

HI MISS SJ!!!!

No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet. "

She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

HI MISS SJ!!!!

No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet.

She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message "

She does love the dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

"

Everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

Everything "

I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is

Everyone's fault but mine

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

HI MISS SJ!!!!

No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet.

She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message

She does love the dick "

You are both off my Christmas card list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi miss SJ

You’ll have to speak up, sonny

HI MISS SJ!!!!

No need to shout, I’m not deaf! Yet.

She’s not, she is sexy as hell and loves nothing more than a few cock pictures in a message

She does love the dick

You are both off my Christmas card list "

No I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

Everything

I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is

Everyone's fault but mine "

As always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. "

I read that somewhere. I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

Everything

I'm doing nothing wrong, everyone else is

Everyone's fault but mine

As always"

Exactly. Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that.

I read that somewhere. I'll give it a go "

It works really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that. "

As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that.

As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that. "

There's no need for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that.

As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that.

There's no need for that"

How rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried calling them women of advanced years. They like that.

As a man of advanced years, you'd know all about that.

There's no need for that"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

"

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong "

Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong

Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that "

How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong

Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that

How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you? "

We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong

Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that

How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?

We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after "

Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a very sexy lady

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong

Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that

How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?

We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after

Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you?"

I'm alright with eggs, but don't get wholemeal bread it gives me terrible flatulence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your a very sexy lady "

Why thank you. But I'm actually a guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrinkly old bint here.

You've got it partly right, it's true we love being told we should be grateful and a glass for our teeth while giving a blow job is a thoughtful action guaranteed to get us "in the mood" for lurve. The trick you're missing is bringing Werthers, somewhere to park their mobility scooter and reassuring them that you've positioned hoists and pulleys so they can be winched into place for some good old fashioned secks (we never say the word).

Hope this helps.

P.S. don't forget lard. Us old bints sometimes need a bit of greasing up

This is sound advice and I can see no reason why offering these things would go wrong

Nor I. If I could recall what it feels like I'm sure I'd have been aroused just typing that

How about I fetch some lard and we'll try and remind you?

We could also rustle up a couple of sausage sandwiches after

Can we have eggs as well? Or is digesting them a chore for you?

I'm alright with eggs, but don't get wholemeal bread it gives me terrible flatulence "

Excellent. It's a datw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a stair lift if stairs cause a problem ?

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Need to have looking for a gumjob rather than blow job in your preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?"

Everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

Everything. "

#no

#everyonesfaultbutmine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry miss SJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?

Everything.

#no

#everyonesfaultbutmine"

Innit.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"You need to smell of talc, and taste of wurthers originals. Get that sorted, and the oldies will be dropping at your feet. "

You mean dripping... incontinence issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry miss SJ"

Oh...ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make yourself hotter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make yourself hotter."

Think it's obvious I'm not the problem here

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Your a very sexy lady

Why thank you. But I'm actually a guy. "

Don’t worry mate, loads of people think he’s female, his punishing moisturising regime is really paying off

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Have you got any crocheted blankets in the house, they do love a crocheted blanket

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oh bugger i'm hurt that I have not received a wrinkly bint offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love coronation milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't seem to get any old wenches into bed.

I keep telling them they can't do any better than me and I've even offered a glass for them to put their teeth in.

What am I doing wrong?"

Offer them a horlicks maybe, my nan likes a horlicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it tastes good

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Whore licks ..... snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha , i like crumpet to , nice with butter

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