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By *loud_dancer OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

"

huh????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying.

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Pmsl...what did he say..?..;-)

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I am guessing there may be some ...being pumped hard with your legs spreadeagled might help sneak one out

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying. "

I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying. "

Haha! Oh Dotty I’m only laughing coz it wasn’t me either.

But you know, there are people pay good money to have that done to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this! "

Why? Everyone farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying. "

I’ve had this done to me!!!!! I could have cried

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

"

Are you into farting during sex ?

Do you find women farting sexual ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not an actual fart, I've managed to avoid that so far. A queef, yes

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

We all like a good fart joke, always raises a laugh as in Miranda. But why? We all do it.

For men of course it’s a hereditary thing going back to cavemen days where our farting and snoring scared the dinosaurs away from the cave. Women though - no such excuse and certainly unforgivable on a first date.

How many dates / meets until it becomes the norm? My current partner - second date “Oh I’ve done a little fart” made us both laugh.

Keep it in girls please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying.

I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?"

He was very nice about it at the time but used it in an argument months later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all good, regardless of it being queef or fart, if you've never had to laugh about something during sex, you're not doing it right in my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying.

I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?

He was very nice about it at the time but used it in an argument months later "

Cause you'd obviously done it on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this! "

Prude! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this! "

I'm going to go with that your comment is tongue in cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been farted on 2 times in my life while shagging 1st time we laughed for 10 then carried on 2nd i kept quiet hold my breath

But as they say shit happens

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

"

See you're coming at this from the assumption that it's a bad thing. One submissive I had loved farts and if he'd been very good and served me well he would occasionally be allowed up close for the very act you revile.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!

I'm going to go with that your comment is tongue in cheek!"

I somehow doubt he would be into rimming if he can't even handle farting

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Once. I tried to hold it in since he was going down on me at the time. He assumed my wriggling around was from pleasure and put his hand on my tummy to pin me down.

It was mortifying.

I am only laughing because it wasn't me, I think I would have been mortified too...what did he say/do?

He was very nice about it at the time but used it in an argument months later "

hahaha

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

See you're coming at this from the assumption that it's a bad thing.

)"

Could you be assuming that he is coming at this from the assumption that it's a bad thing

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"It's all good, regardless of it being queef or fart, if you've never had to laugh about something during sex, you're not doing it right in my book "

I think fanny fart sounds much funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the most humongous fanny fart right in the guys face, absolutely mortifying!

Followed it up with an “oh pardon me” which he found hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!

Why? Everyone farts "

I don't.

I pffft out fairy dust and glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did the most humongous fanny fart right in the guys face, absolutely mortifying!

Followed it up with an “oh pardon me” which he found hilarious "

*Spat my drink out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

"

Obviously I’m not female, but I’ve farted while putting quite a bit of effort in to some thrusting. Thing is, I have the sense of humour of an 8yr old, so it cracked me up. Fortunately the lady found my reaction hilarious if not the dirty deed itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did the most humongous fanny fart right in the guys face, absolutely mortifying!

Followed it up with an “oh pardon me” which he found hilarious "

Weird, but I love a good fanny fart! Especially if it happens while sliding your cock in

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I did the most humongous fanny fart right in the guys face, absolutely mortifying!

Followed it up with an “oh pardon me” which he found hilarious

*Spat my drink out "

Also spat coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this! "

It’s as appropriate as unnecessary swearing. Man up!

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Fanny fart yes. Often after a good session I need to fart myself. All that thrusting builds up a lot of air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal fast twice one was a ex and we had the giggles for like a hour the second wasn't so funny if you know what I mean all over the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

Obviously I’m not female, but I’ve farted while putting quite a bit of effort in to some thrusting. Thing is, I have the sense of humour of an 8yr old, so it cracked me up. Fortunately the lady found my reaction hilarious if not the dirty deed itself"

Turbo power

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By *ainted_love1Man
over a year ago

Altrincham

bet he loved it !

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Had it happen with an ex just said my pussy is busy so my ass is saying thanks haha

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!

I'm going to go with that your comment is tongue in cheek!"

Best be careful, depending on which cheek it is in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fart question from the cloud dancer..

Hmm...

Have you got a hidden agenda?

couldn’t resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no, just not fucking appropriate for this forum. Admission should remove this!

Why? Everyone farts "

Not Queenie, she has a retinue of fart catchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been gloriously covered in anther Thread here:

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/788075

But never tire of laughing at farts ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

Obviously I’m not female, but I’ve farted while putting quite a bit of effort in to some thrusting. Thing is, I have the sense of humour of an 8yr old, so it cracked me up. Fortunately the lady found my reaction hilarious if not the dirty deed itself

Turbo power "

Technically it was jet power ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

"

great thread x

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

I was with a woman in a club once, in a 69me underneath. She farted....jumped of said I’m so sorry and left....I was left with a hard on and no one to share it with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussy often has little bubbly farts hubby calls it my little ducks it sounds like quacks we laugh all the time when they happen only to make even more happen rapid fire if you cant laugh together during sex then your with the wrong person

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By *loud_dancer OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"How often have you had a women fart during foreplay or sex?

Maybe you’re that woman.

great thread x"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you cant laugh together during sex then your with the wrong person "

Absolutely hit the nail on the head!

Sex is fun. Hot. Pleasurable and all the rest, but it can also have it's funny moments.

I absolutely love laughing with my partner. No matter what causes the giggles it is just brilliant!

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By *ig Dawg Walking TallMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A couple of times once really loud made me jump

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