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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For all my talk, I haven't yet plucked up the courage to chat up a woman in public. Just now in the cafe though I just saw an absolutely gorgeous woman and our eyes met. In fact she double clocked me so that's a good sign right?

Anyway I was in the queue trying to goad myself into actually asking a beautiful woman for her number in public for the first time since puberty (when it was always an embarrassing failure I should hasten to add haha) when in walked her boyfriend The dude must've been 18... so I'm guessing so was she

Not a good start Soulful Not a good start

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How do you know she wasn't a cradle snatcher??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily. He maybe older than 18 and he looks younger or maybe.. shock.. horror he maybe younger than her !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her she really shouldn't be kissing her son like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was her son?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was her dad but he looks super young and she looks super old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just take all the guesswork out and join a dating site?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it was her son? "

Haha My eyesight ain't what it used to be. On the way in I could've sworn she was in her mid 30s. But no. She was definitely *young* Now I'm worried I'm going to get in trouble haha. Well just goes to show I should always take a second look before I act too rashly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could just look young.

Or he could be younger than her.

Looking 18 & being 18 is very different!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not just take all the guesswork out and join a dating site? "

Enough of that defeatist attitude!

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Maybe it was her dad but he looks super young and she looks super old "
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Typical, she's got the female gene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went up to a stunning blonde in the supermarket and said ‘Has anyone told you, you’re stood in front of the Dairylea

Lunchables !’

Long story short, she moved out the way and I’m now home tucking into my Dairylea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't consider giving my phone number to a random stranger. If you go there regularly, ask a question each time. Do you live local ....do you go to pubs/clubs.....then if she gives positive vibes, ask her if she would like to meet for a drink.

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It's at times like these that I like to get my jimll fix it for you badge out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went up to a stunning blonde in the supermarket and said ‘Has anyone told you, you’re stood in front of the Dairylea

Lunchables !’

Long story short, she moved out the way and I’m now home tucking into my Dairylea. "

Tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not just take all the guesswork out and join a dating site?

Enough of that defeatist attitude! "

Rather that than a black eye off the boyfriend

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I got asked for ID the other day in sainsburys, when buying a bottle of wine. I'm 45.

I think the bloke behind the check out was probably short sighted, range than me having youthful good looks.

Then again, the wine tasted more like a 2012 Shiraz rather than a 2015. Age, eh? So difficult.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't consider giving my phone number to a random stranger. If you go there regularly, ask a question each time. Do you live local ....do you go to pubs/clubs.....then if she gives positive vibes, ask her if she would like to meet for a drink."

Now rewind that mental image and imagine instead that the guy who approaches you is chivalrous and stunningly charismatic and you can feel a strong sexual chemistry between you.

Still not giving out your number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't consider giving my phone number to a random stranger. If you go there regularly, ask a question each time. Do you live local ....do you go to pubs/clubs.....then if she gives positive vibes, ask her if she would like to meet for a drink.

Now rewind that mental image and imagine instead that the guy who approaches you is chivalrous and stunningly charismatic and you can feel a strong sexual chemistry between you.

Still not giving out your number? "

No.

Because the last guy who was like that turned into a stalker waiting outside my college to take photos of me...

True story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not just take all the guesswork out and join a dating site?

Enough of that defeatist attitude!

Rather that than a black eye off the boyfriend "

Anything in the name of love Kinky

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should have gone to Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should have gone to Specsavers "

Boom boom

I should've seen that one coming for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went up to a stunning blonde in the supermarket and said ‘Has anyone told you, you’re stood in front of the Dairylea

Lunchables !’

Long story short, she moved out the way and I’m now home tucking into my Dairylea.

Cheese. "

FTFY

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