FabSwingers.com forum: The Wild Fab tour bus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I will but can I pick who I sit next too please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will but can I pick who I sit next too please?"

Of course, but there's only me and you so far

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop up to Chester and I’ll climb aboard

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I will but can I pick who I sit next too please?

Of course, but there's only me and you so far

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We're up for the road trip, if you'll have us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to visit Blackpool on a tour bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in as long as we sit together

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By *t my DesiresWoman
over a year ago

Bitchville

Got my shizzle - ready to jump onboard lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I will but can I pick who I sit next too please?

Of course, but there's only me and you so far

Front seat for me. I'll bring the sweats and the music. I bet you have a great singing voice, I know I do

yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il bring my bus pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m in for a bus tour x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Oooh yes please- I don’t mind sitting on someone’s knee if there’s not much space left

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

I'm in for a tour x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You can picture the naughty ones sat across the back seats.

We need about 5 rows of back seats I think

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’d love to as we had to cancel our trip as we couldn’t get visas for South Wales. Bummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing by my igloo please

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I’d love to as we had to cancel our trip as we couldn’t get visas for South Wales. Bummer "

We could of got you in through the back door.

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

Come sit with me guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

Come sit with me guys

Budge up then

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Are munchies included?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll happily sit on someone's face if there is no seats left.....sorry meant knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me up on the way..i hope youve got plenty baby wipes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You have to visit Blackpool on a tour bus"

As long as you have a nice hard

..rock

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I’ve brought my own sandwiches and a thermos.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I'll happily sit on someone's face if there is no seats left.....sorry meant knee

May I volunteer? See chivalry isn't dead!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’d love to as we had to cancel our trip as we couldn’t get visas for South Wales. Bummer

We could of got you in through the back door.

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O I’d like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard?"

Only if you aren’t driving!

#womencantreverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes please- I don’t mind sitting on someone’s knee if there’s not much space left

Happy to give up my lap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes please- I don’t mind sitting on someone’s knee if there’s not much space left

You can sit on my lap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard?

Only if you aren’t driving!

#womencantreverse"

I've just nominated you as driver, I'll head to the back seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

You're on the back seat with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll happily sit on someone's face if there is no seats left.....sorry meant knee

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This bus is hotting up extremely well indeed!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

You're on the back seat with me

Shit. We've lost our driver.

It's now like a action film with a run away bus full of pervs.

Hope they take their time to rescue us

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it an open top bus ?? If so I can do a bbq on the top deck and hand out cold beers

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll hop on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

You're on the back seat with me

Shit. We've lost our driver.

It's now like a action film with a run away bus full of pervs.

Hope they take their time to rescue us"

It's ok, Bananaman to the rescue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it an open top bus ?? If so I can do a bbq on the top deck and hand out cold beers

Perfecto

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is it an open top bus ?? If so I can do a bbq on the top deck and hand out cold beers

Perfecto

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That's my place booked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a road trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come aboard, I’ll be the one that sits up front on his own and talks to the driver.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Haha with my new business this is a reality! Bus trips for shenanigans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

Come sit with me guys

Budge up then

Thought u said bulge lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I love a bus ride - please pick me up by The Castle

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll happily sit on someone's face if there is no seats left.....sorry meant knee

I like your style

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Oooh yes please- I don’t mind sitting on someone’s knee if there’s not much space left

Happy to give up my lap..

Such a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop by Stonehenge, I'll give you all a tour, in my lingerie, then off we go. Bagsy a back seat please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats "

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is "

Lets slink off then im horngry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please. Need some fun

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is

Lets slink off then im horngry"

Cum on then....hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is

Lets slink off then im horngry

Cum on then....hurry "

Yes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is

Lets slink off then im horngry

Cum on then....hurry

Yes

Tapping fingers impatiently...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A stop off in Brighton would be good - ice creams all round and a quick peek at the naturist beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is

Lets slink off then im horngry

Cum on then....hurry

Yes

Tapping fingers impatiently..."

Sorry someone had there tits out i was distracted

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there beds on this bus ruby or are we to fuck in our seats

There is always the drivers bunk....I know where it is

Lets slink off then im horngry

Cum on then....hurry

Yes

Tapping fingers impatiently...

Sorry someone had there tits out i was distracted"

Forgiven just this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for a tour please Ruby

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Me please.....xx I'll bring Cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please.....xx I'll bring Cider"

Can I have a pint please

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yup, come to Cornwall

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Any room left?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Any room left?

As far as I know it's a huge bus...loads of room

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me please!!!!! "
Now I'm deffo on it ..I'm doing the bbq and beers on the open top deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick you up by the castle....that's a new name for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha with my new business this is a reality! Bus trips for shenanigans!"

Let's get it sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go for a tour please Ruby

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any room left?

Yes of course, it's a huge bus, please do climb aboard and find somewhere comfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go for a tour please Ruby

Awesome

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Any room on the back seat ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be kittens?

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Save me a seat,, I’ll bring the DVD’s

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By *anger69104Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Would love to be aboard also, sounds like an awful lot of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh is there a seat for us? Would be nice to have a tour

You're on the back seat with me

Ooooh

love being on the back seat

will be fantastic back there with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll jump on if there's still room left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll jump on if there's still room left. "

I'll give up my seat and I can sit on your lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be kittens?

Lots of pussies of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would love to be aboard also, sounds like an awful lot of fun."

Welcome aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Save me a seat,, I’ll bring the DVD’s

Plenty of seats still available, climb aboard!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Stop down on Dungeness for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop down on Dungeness for the weekend

A weekender, that sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging by my way at all?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard?"

I would love to join your tour bus! Would be very interesting to meet some of the other forum legends

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ll bring the mix tape and a bottle of Sailor. Let’s do this!

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Come to the isle of Lewis, it'll upset a few here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll jump on if there's still room left.

I'll give up my seat and I can sit on your lap

Seems I've arrived at the perfect time, feel free to fidget

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've a few crates of beer you can all down I'm sick of looking at them in my garage but you got to come pick me up

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

I'm in

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow

Very funny stream

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Swinging by my way at all?

Ooh can I sit on your lap and share my matchmakers with you?

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

Think we need a fleet now, or at least a double decker

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Will the bus come to Bristol at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its coming up scotland way then im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging by my way at all?

Ooh can I sit on your lap and share my matchmakers with you?

Absolutely! You had me at matchmakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the conductor please there's a few I'd Chuck of the bus right away xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swinging by my way at all?

Damn right we are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is just getting better. So many great people and we are getting a nice collection of alcohol to add into the mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, shift up

and do you accept kerchings??

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By *adame1981Woman
over a year ago

Leicester

How much fun would this be if it was turned into reality?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much fun would this be if it was turned into reality?

Wouldn't it just be absolutely awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, shift up

and do you accept kerchings??"

Climb aboard and join in the fun

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Has it set off yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely know I'd be up for that. With bells on!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"You definitely know I'd be up for that. With bells on!

The Fab bell ringers society - I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs to stop everyone’s on board!

It’s like the Tardis on this bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't busses normally full of common people? Can somebody who uses them let me know please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has it set off yet?

It's collecting on route

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You definitely know I'd be up for that. With bells on!

You've got a gold seat with your name on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who needs to stop everyone’s on board!

It’s like the Tardis on this bus"

This bus just keeps growing in size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't busses normally full of common people? Can somebody who uses them let me know please?"

They are used by people from all walks of life. I don't quite see what you are meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who needs to stop everyone’s on board!

It’s like the Tardis on this bus

This bus just keeps growing in size

As does my cock the more these sexy ladys rub it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who needs to stop everyone’s on board!

It’s like the Tardis on this bus

This bus just keeps growing in size

As does my cock the more these sexy ladys rub it

Enjoying the back seat there I can see, that's what I love to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we theeeere yetttt??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt?? "

Why do u need a wee wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

Theres a bush over here oh wait sorry love my mistake

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Been stood at the bus stop for ages.

Where are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

No kidding the girls a menice such a dirty mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

No kidding the girls a menice such a dirty mind

I bathe myself in holy water, every night. My mind is pure, I'll have you know. Ask anyone who knows me!..... Oh wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

That was a typo and you know it! Hahaha

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

So helpful she would make a killing working as a contractor in an old folks home i think

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

It's so unfair that this is being dragged into another thread

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

It's so unfair that this is being dragged into another thread

Ok ok il stop its getting daft now lol

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

It's so unfair that this is being dragged into another thread

Ok ok il stop its getting daft now lol

Good. That threat of an arse snack, worked a charm

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

It's so unfair that this is being dragged into another thread

Ok ok il stop its getting daft now lol

Good. That threat of an arse snack, worked a charm

Smack*.... I am so on a roll with these shitty typos

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/07/18 13:22:20]

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over a year ago

"Are we theeeere yetttt??

Why do u need a wee wee

Bustin....

I'll help you take it out, if you are busting.... What are friends for...

Tempting but i wont lol

Hahaha i was merely helping him release it, not offering to be the bush he wee wee's on

Such a dark horse...

Jeez! Offer to be altrustic and now I'm getting pissed on

Always offering help ur like a saint today first offering to hold peoples vaginas and now this poor guy willy menice i tell u menice

She's a handy girl by the sound of it.

It's so unfair that this is being dragged into another thread

Ok ok il stop its getting daft now lol

Good. That threat of an arse snack, worked a charm

Now you want to snack on my bumhole your so lovely and caring just what i wanted too

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over a year ago

Yes please Ruby......... Is there room on the back seat? I love riding on the back seat

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Room for another?

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over a year ago

"Yes please Ruby......... Is there room on the back seat? I love riding on the back seat

Were gonna get a ticket for weelying a bus down the motorway everones on the back seats lol

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over a year ago

Mystique I know you're an angel, like myself, it's those naughty men leading us astray.

Oh....hang on a minute...which gutter did we loos our halos in again? turn the bus around we need to go and find them.

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over a year ago

"Yes please Ruby......... Is there room on the back seat? I love riding on the back seat

Climb aboard, it's a huge back seat

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over a year ago

I can help drive, i have my pcv license

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over a year ago

"I can help drive, i have my pcv license

Excellent, thank you, but will you manage to keep your hands on the steering wheel

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over a year ago

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard?"
does it have to be a bus as I dont travel well. Unless I can drive it. Then I would be fine

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over a year ago

"Mystique I know you're an angel, like myself, it's those naughty men leading us astray.

Oh....hang on a minute...which gutter did we loos our halos in again? turn the bus around we need to go and find them."

Both your halos are on my cock come get them

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over a year ago

I think I'm the angelic fox on this bus

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over a year ago

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard? does it have to be a bus as I dont travel well. Unless I can drive it. Then I would be fine

You can drive, though I think you would be well distracted from travel sickness

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over a year ago

"I think I'm the angelic fox on this bus

Ermmmmmm.....you may be, but by the time you get off the bus you'll be as filthy and corrupted as the rest of us

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"I think I'm the angelic fox on this bus

Ermmmmmm.....you may be, but by the time you get off the bus you'll be as filthy and corrupted as the rest of us

Mmm this could be very interesting

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over a year ago

Is this going to end up like the caravan??

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over a year ago

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard? does it have to be a bus as I dont travel well. Unless I can drive it. Then I would be fine

You can drive, though I think you would be well distracted from travel sickness "
I once had sex in a moving car... had to get them to stop so I could get out and throw up...

nothing stops my travel sickness ( btw I was in the back not driving or with the driver)

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over a year ago

"Since we are all miles apart, I'm doing a tour bus. There is plenty of room for fun and games.

Travelling the length and width of the country.

Who wants to jump aboard? does it have to be a bus as I dont travel well. Unless I can drive it. Then I would be fine

You can drive, though I think you would be well distracted from travel sickness I once had sex in a moving car... had to get them to stop so I could get out and throw up...

nothing stops my travel sickness ( btw I was in the back not driving or with the driver)"

Oh noooo, that's awful. You can drive and a few of us will come and keep you company

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over a year ago

I get travel sick easy

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over a year ago

"I get travel sick easy

You'll be far too pre occupied to give that a second thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if that’s the case I’ll get my bus pass out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Scotland in the itinerary ?

I would love to join pls..

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over a year ago

"Well if that’s the case I’ll get my bus pass out then

Lied about your age did you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's another bus running now

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"There's another bus running now "

What transport franchise are we bidding for?

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