FabSwingers.com forum: You know your getting older when...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have to scroll down to your year of birth when joining a website.

What makes you feel older than you would like?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

When you stand at the fridge and wonder what you’ve come for

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you confess to remembering something and nobody knows what you're talking about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm auto trader and looking at Volvo's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to explain to people who Kiaser Sosay is...

(Quite probably spelt wrong.. its late)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you are the same age as the new guys mum and can rib him about possibly being his dad..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are the same age as the new guys mum and can rib him about possibly being his dad..

Whos the new guy? Me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long. "

Worth it though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *not69Man
over a year ago

Burnley

When you see a gorgeous young lady and think "I wonder if her mum is fit too"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"When you are the same age as the new guys mum and can rib him about possibly being his dad..

Whos the new guy? Me? "

Only if your mum was a slutty 10yr old.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you remember the good old days when you had a left and right knee rather than a good and bad one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though"

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are the same age as the new guys mum and can rib him about possibly being his dad..

Whos the new guy? Me?

Only if your mum was a slutty 10yr old.

I hope not

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway"

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!"

Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!

Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace. "

Ooo you teaching me a few bits now? Haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!

Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace.

Ooo you teaching me a few bits now? Haha"

You tell me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Wow slow down, i wasnt offering anything! You jumped to that conclusion! Now im not saying i wouldnt offer cos i most certainly would!

Muscle control is about being able to slow down, hold the end and slide down the to the hilt and change the pace.

Ooo you teaching me a few bits now? Haha

You tell me "

Always room for improvement so i would take the lessons if they were available;)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

You know when you're getting old when a specialist at hospital says the aches and pains I have aren't serious, just "its a sign your body's getting old!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to scroll down to your year of birth when joining a website.

What makes you feel older than you would like?"

Looking in the mirror!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Clue is in your birthday. .lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"When you have to explain to people who Kiaser Sosay is...

(Quite probably spelt wrong.. its late)"

This

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balding, aching knees, stiff fingers, and an annoyance for people being loud

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When evey hair that disappears from your head. Grows somewhere else on your body.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When you become a number

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and bed time is around 9pm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You re as young as you wanna be... Yoga keeps me supple, dancing keeps my mind sharp and adventures keeps age at bay... Lol??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

You start looking longingly at those flat, soft, grey shoes with Velcro fastenings.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You start looking longingly at those flat, soft, grey shoes with Velcro fastenings. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you show your youngen an old LP and they look it it with fascination while laughing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

When you make a noise every time you bend over to pick something up and no I don't mean a fart, although that does happen occasionally...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you make a noise every time you bend over to pick something up and no I don't mean a fart, although that does happen occasionally...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to scroll down to your year of birth when joining a website.

What makes you feel older than you would like?"

When it takes more than 2 swipes to scroll down to your birth year on websites lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on here..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to look up how to spell incontinence for a medical form

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your love of older women leaves you with fewer and fewer options.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy Company of Women from the ages of 25+

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"When you have to explain to people who Kiaser Sosay is...

(Quite probably spelt wrong.. its late)"

Love that film!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think to yourself that snap crackle and pop used to be the sound your breakfast made, not your body....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you. "

I took our son to meet his new teacher and she asked me if I was "nan"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

When you make "that" noise as you get up off of the sofa. Or sit down on the sofa for that matter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"When you have to stretch before you can bend like a pretzel and your hips hurt and your thighs are burning when you squat over a cock for too long.

Worth it though

I agree, need to practise more, muscle memory

Practice makes perfect l! Im sure your not far off that anyway

You know you are getting older when the 26 year old offering to to let you fuck them is your kids age

Wait til your too old for anyone to want fuck you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

When you're doctor says "what do you expect at you're age"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to explain to people who Kiaser Sosay is...

(Quite probably spelt wrong.. its late)

Love that film! "

So no explanation needed.!

I work with a group of 20 year olds and asked them who he was. None of them knew the film. I could have died... One of the greatest films ever amd told them so. They were like oh i will download it off the net or you mean the shakespere guy whos getting done for abuse !!.

I couldnt believe it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you.

I took our son to meet his new teacher and she asked me if I was "nan"

Noooo way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

You get in from work, check on how the builders getting on, make a cuppa and sit out in the garden, have a smoke while posting on this very thread, go to pick your cuppa up only to realise the teabag is still in it and there's no milk and sugar in it.

Fucks sake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you no longer fit the age range people are looking for

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"When you no longer fit the age range people are looking for"

This: when I hit 45 it was like ‘no way, Jose’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you go to the doctors and the doctor is younger than you. Or when you have parents evening at school and the teachers are younger than you.

I took our son to meet his new teacher and she asked me if I was "nan"

Noooo way"

Yeees way

in fairness to her (the bitch

) I was a bit older than most of the parents in his class but still

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a 23 year old tells you she likes older guys.

I'm still bitter about this.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see girls in their 20’s on a night out with next to nothing on and think “ she’s gonna catch cold if she doesn’t wrap up “

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When a 23 year old tells you she likes older guys.

I'm still bitter about this."

Sorry Hatter but

. You should wear your new status with pride.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a 23 year old tells you she likes older guys.

I'm still bitter about this.

Sorry Hatter but

. You should wear your new status with pride."

It broke my heart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a 23 year old tells you she likes older guys.

I'm still bitter about this."

Lucky she didn't say mature sweetie.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

when your hangover lasts 2 days

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

When you hear a fave song from the 80's then realise 'fuck! that was like 30 yrs ago!!'....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

When the thought of retirement actually starts to excite you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you hear a fave song from the 80's then realise 'fuck! that was like 30 yrs ago!!'....

We got picked up on that last week, me and Shaz was talking about how our Youtube playlist was quite up to date, my son butted in and told us they play our music in the old peoples home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know your old when you fancy the lollypop lady

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea is more appealing than sex! Oh shit....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When... you actually need to think for a minute as count up when someone asks your age

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise that Toy Story was over 20yrs ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees. I keep telling them I'm 52 not 82.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urreycpl69Couple
over a year ago

Louth

When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your! "

Using 3 full stops instead of a comma is no better a grammar than mine.

Need to learn perfect spelling and grammar yourself before pulling others up.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pick a pair of slip on shoes over lace up or buckles, as you can’t reach to fasten them up without causing yourself an injury x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your!

Using 3 full stops instead of a comma is no better a grammar than mine.

Need to learn perfect spelling and grammar yourself before pulling others up."

ellipsis... I use them a lot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When the negative attitude of others makes me question my self delusion.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being considered GILF now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you just have to correct the title of the post...You're not your!

Using 3 full stops instead of a comma is no better a grammar than mine.

Need to learn perfect spelling and grammar yourself before pulling others up.

ellipsis... I use them a lot. "

I know, I was being sarcastic

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *essle_guyMan
over a year ago

hull

When your child's talking about flossing and you discover it's a dance move and nothing to do with your teeth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *taceylacyCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

When you discover your son on this site

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you used to listen to Radio 1 but now prefer Radio 2.

Then realise the hip and trendy dj's you listened to on Radio 1 now reside on Radio 2 playing 'sensible' music instead of the new and upfront stuff you used to listen to.

Then you listen to Radio 1 to see what its like and after a few minutes start mumbling something about the youth of today and 'i cant get on with this modern stuff'.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread