FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants to come and rub my chest

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Ive given myself really bad heartburn and need someone to come and rub my chest for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive given myself really bad heartburn and need someone to come and rub my chest for me

Yeah i'll do it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

aw .. Lay on ur tummy i will put warm towel on ur back and do some percussion

pat pat ...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What do you need it rubbed with....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

already on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have half a tub of goose grease that would be ideal!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I have half a tub of goose grease that would be ideal!"

what you going to do stick me in the oven and roast me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have half a tub of goose grease that would be ideal!

what you going to do stick me in the oven and roast me

I think its more like spit roast

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I have half a tub of goose grease that would be ideal!

what you going to do stick me in the oven and roast me

I think its more like spit roast

I bloody knew it. I inocently put a thread up asking my fellow fab members if anyone would be so kind to help me get rid of my heart burn and i end up getting spit roasted on the thread.

Just cant say anything these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I firstly agreed to help you no strings lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have half a tub of goose grease that would be ideal!

what you going to do stick me in the oven and roast me

I think its more like spit roast

I bloody knew it. I inocently put a thread up asking my fellow fab members if anyone would be so kind to help me get rid of my heart burn and i end up getting spit roasted on the thread.

Just cant say anything these days

The manners of some people

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I firstly agreed to help you no strings lol "

True, but in two posts you managed to turn it into a spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah?? Im not taking it back

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yeah?? Im not taking it back

Typical bloody man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to add my 2pence worth and then seen how disgusting it was getting and got embarrassed lol yeah right ! I have the perfect remedy a tea spoon of ..... Will sort your heartburn out ! Xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oooooo harsh

But true, you wouldnt get a woman twisting things round to suit them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah never and you are complaining for??

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nah never and you are complaining for??

You could of been here by now rubbing my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol shame i know but never got your address !!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Lol shame i know but never got your address !!

Oh well thats your fault for spending too much time thinking about spit roasts.

Im going to lie down until its gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a typical male after all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

but a spit roast would take your mind off your heartburn and think of the fun you would be having

as us ladies know heartburn can take ages to go

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