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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Is about to open....

I need a drink do you?

After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...

And ready for you... so what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah thank god! I’ve been stood outside waiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo a nice pina colada please ...... with a cute little umbrella too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything, i will drink anything and probably everything !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A strawberry and lime cider please to go with the strawberry and lime cider I’m having

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a pint of iced tap water, please?

Whaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ll have a nice cold white wine but it will have to wait until after I’ve been the gym x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of water please x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ah thank god! I’ve been stood outside waiting!"

Hello well I’m open now... what can I get you?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ooo a nice pina colada please ...... with a cute little umbrella too "

Oh good choice.. would you like a cherry for on the umbrella?

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth

Jack Daniels Honey and lemonade on ice

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Anything, i will drink anything and probably everything !"

How about a fruit cider with lots and lots of ice to down in this hot heat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there, can I get a caipirinha for me? Thanks!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A strawberry and lime cider please to go with the strawberry and lime cider I’m having "

One of my favourites!!! coming up with lots of ice! have a great evening!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Can I have a pint of iced tap water, please?

Whaaaat?"

Of course my lovely... sliced lemon or lime to go with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah thank god! I’ve been stood outside waiting!

Hello well I’m open now... what can I get you? "

I’ll have a coffee please

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Well I’ll have a nice cold white wine but it will have to wait until after I’ve been the gym x "

It’s in the fridge chilling!! Let me know when your ready!! Go get em tiger!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything, i will drink anything and probably everything !

How about a fruit cider with lots and lots of ice to down in this hot heat? "

Sounds perfect thank you x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle "

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A glass of water please x"

Hello... how are you? Yes of course would you like a slice of lemon or lime?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Jack Daniels Honey and lemonade on ice "

Coming up!! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Magners please with lots of ice

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hey there, can I get a caipirinha for me? Thanks! "

Good evening... of course you can!!! Cheers and enjoy!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ah thank god! I’ve been stood outside waiting!

Hello well I’m open now... what can I get you?

I’ll have a coffee please "

How do you like it?

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby


"Is about to open....

I need a drink do you?

After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...

And ready for you... so what can I get you?

"

Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!

Looking great btw.

Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of water please x

Hello... how are you? Yes of course would you like a slice of lemon or lime? "

Exhausted and drained! How are you my dear?

Lime would be much appreciated x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Anything, i will drink anything and probably everything !

How about a fruit cider with lots and lots of ice to down in this hot heat?

Sounds perfect thank you x"

Your welcome!! I think I’d be able to just drink it all in one go at this precise moment!! Enjoy!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Pint of Magners please with lots of ice "

Hello my lovely.. welcome and what an excellent choice!! All the ciders always come with lots of ice... only way to have them! Enjoy!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Is about to open....

I need a drink do you?

After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...

And ready for you... so what can I get you?

Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!

Looking great btw.

Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)"

How about a nice cold lagar then just to start you off with or are you a cider man??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka please and a splash of Lemmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Magners please with lots of ice

Hello my lovely.. welcome and what an excellent choice!! All the ciders always come with lots of ice... only way to have them! Enjoy!! "

Thank you I'm parched so going down a treat!

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby


"Is about to open....

I need a drink do you?

After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...

And ready for you... so what can I get you?

Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!

Looking great btw.

Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)

How about a nice cold lagar then just to start you off with or are you a cider man?? "

A lager sounds just the ticket

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A glass of water please x

Hello... how are you? Yes of course would you like a slice of lemon or lime?

Exhausted and drained! How are you my dear?

Lime would be much appreciated x"

This heat is a killer isn’t it!! I’m actually feeling good thank you!! Hope you feel more refreshed soon!! There’s lots of ice and lime in the water!!

Enjoy! Xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ice cold pint of orange juice and lemonade to clench the palate and then a pint of stowfords my good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That new orange Tanqueray gin is pretty nice, make it a double!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a pint of Stella please

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Is about to open....

I need a drink do you?

After another hot day I’m feeling frisky and flirty and full of fun... so I’m pouring a long cold alcoholic drink as we speak...

And ready for you... so what can I get you?

Excellent. Just what the Dr ordered!

Looking great btw.

Surprise me... nothing to strong... I'm trying to blag the day off work tomorrow...I don't want to be slurring my words... Just yet;-)

How about a nice cold lagar then just to start you off with or are you a cider man??

A lager sounds just the ticket "

Pint of lager it is!!! Enjoy!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ice cold pint of orange juice and lemonade to clench the palate and then a pint of stowfords my good man. "

Haha I’d prefer good woman please!! served and ready!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"That new orange Tanqueray gin is pretty nice, make it a double!"

Coming up!! Enjoy!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Can I get a pint of Stella please "

Of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!! "

Come and join us

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!

Come and join us "

Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.

And large whatever you fancy for yourself.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.

And large whatever you fancy for yourself."

Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.

And large whatever you fancy for yourself.

Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you! "

Think I might need a few to cool down fully.

Fancy joining in for a fruit cider and ice session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off the booze so I'll have pineapple juice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh good evening Miss Snow

Sorry, I know you’re busy but I’m kid free at the minute and I would love a couple of JD’s on ice please

Or just leave me a bottle as it’s super busy in here tonight

And whatever you are having of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo a nice pina colada please ...... with a cute little umbrella too

Oh good choice.. would you like a cherry for on the umbrella? "

Oooo a cherry on top yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!

Come and join us

Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers! "

Tut. Not long enough

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.

And large whatever you fancy for yourself.

Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you!

Think I might need a few to cool down fully.

Fancy joining in for a fruit cider and ice session "

Always up for a fruit cider and ice session

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm off the booze so I'll have pineapple juice please."

Hello... coming up?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Pint of strawberry and lime cider please plenty of ice.

And large whatever you fancy for yourself.

Best choice in this heat!! Served and I’ll have the same thank you!

Think I might need a few to cool down fully.

Fancy joining in for a fruit cider and ice session

Always up for a fruit cider and ice session "

Wahey....can I sleep under the pool table

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ooooh good evening Miss Snow

Sorry, I know you’re busy but I’m kid free at the minute and I would love a couple of JD’s on ice please

Or just leave me a bottle as it’s super busy in here tonight

And whatever you are having of course "

Im never too busy for you!!! Always happy to get you what you want!!! Doubles coming up!! Let me know when you want a top up!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!

Come and join us

Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!

Tut. Not long enough "

Im quick at serving!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strawberry daiquiri is called for in this heat

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A strawberry daiquiri is called for in this heat "

Good evening... hope you’ve had a great day!! Splendid choice!!! Coming up!! Enjoy!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"A strawberry daiquiri is called for in this heat "

Great call, I'll have the same please Snow

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A strawberry daiquiri is called for in this heat

Great call, I'll have the same please Snow "

Coming up!!! Cheers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!

Come and join us

Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!

Tut. Not long enough

Im quick at serving!! "

Still not long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for a cooling spritzer, plenty of ice.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Dry white wine pleaaassssseeee. Actually sitting outside a pub while MrH bring me a bottle

Ooh lovely choice!!! I’ll lesvenyou the bottle sat in lots of ice!! Enjoy your evening!!

Come and join us

Id be happy to come and join you inbetween customers!

Tut. Not long enough

Im quick at serving!!

Still not long enough "

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Am I too late for a cooling spritzer, plenty of ice. "

Nooo not at all!! I’m here as long as people want a drink!! Coming up ... enjoy!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening a nice tall cocktail please x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x"

Good evening!! I don’t blame you!! A cold lager coming right up!! Let me know if you need anything else!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening a nice tall cocktail please x "

Good evening Jo... how are you? Of course how about a Long Island Iced Tea?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm making myself like gin because it's all the rage!

I prefer it with lemonade

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm making myself like gin because it's all the rage!

I prefer it with lemonade "

Im not keen on gin to be honest!! Don’t follow the flock!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Salutations once again m’lady

My mouth is presently dryer than a kangaroo’s jock strap so might I trouble thy lovely self for an ice cold cider?

......and a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doombar for me please and large white for my good lady please

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Salutations once again m’lady

My mouth is presently dryer than a kangaroo’s jock strap so might I trouble thy lovely self for an ice cold cider?

......and a fan "

Good evening!!! What a lovely vivid discription!! ... Of course coming up with lots of ice!!

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth


"I'm making myself like gin because it's all the rage!

I prefer it with lemonade "

You heathan !!!!!!

With a slice of lemon yes

Shwappes or fevertree

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Doombar for me please and large white for my good lady please "

Good evening to you both.... of course... excellent choice!! Served! Have s great evening!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x

Good evening!! I don’t blame you!! A cold lager coming right up!! Let me know if you need anything else!! "

Your boobs in my face would be nice

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s hot so I’m going to break with tradition and have a cold lager. And what ever you’re drinking tonight x

Good evening!! I don’t blame you!! A cold lager coming right up!! Let me know if you need anything else!!

Your boobs in my face would be nice "

Oooh naughty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my sweet, I’ve just had my first winner down the dogs, so a glass of champagne please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Well my sweet, I’ve just had my first winner down the dogs, so a glass of champagne please. "

Wooooo-hoooo go you!!! No d*unk txting yet?! . I’ll bring the bottle over!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it. "

Have you tried pink gin?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it. "

Good evening gorgeous... of course you may!!! One of my favs!!! Sit down and let’s chat!!

X

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Evening Mistress of The Distilled,

Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

Chilled Chardonnay ice too

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,

Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well"

Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink gin and lemonade plenty of ice

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Chilled Chardonnay ice too "

Hello... how are you? Extra large glass coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it.

Good evening gorgeous... of course you may!!! One of my favs!!! Sit down and let’s chat!!

X"

Yum thanks!

I've just spent the last 6 hours in meadowhall so I'm exhausted so not sure how thrilling my chat will be

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Pink gin and lemonade plenty of ice"

Of course... here you go.. enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink gin and lemonade plenty of ice

Of course... here you go.. enjoy!! "

You are a star thanks so much

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Can I please have a porn star martini as I went to aldi to get the passionfruit gin which apparently tastes the same but they are liars as they didn't have any or any tickets advertising it.

Good evening gorgeous... of course you may!!! One of my favs!!! Sit down and let’s chat!!

X

Yum thanks!

I've just spent the last 6 hours in meadowhall so I'm exhausted so not sure how thrilling my chat will be "

Haha well just sit and smile that will do me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s going downhill. It’s fixed this game.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s going downhill. It’s fixed this game. "

Noooooo!!!! do you need something stronger to drink?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Feeling a bit tipsy... but it’s ok... I’m still fine to serve!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, I’m in the garden watching the football, a cold frosty ipa would be a lovely accompaniment please

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Yes please, I’m in the garden watching the football, a cold frosty ipa would be a lovely accompaniment please "

Good evening PB.... of course... enjoy the footie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling a bit tipsy... but it’s ok... I’m still fine to serve!! "

You're a trooper! Another Magners if you'd be so kind please.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Feeling a bit tipsy... but it’s ok... I’m still fine to serve!!

You're a trooper! Another Magners if you'd be so kind please. "

Of course my lovely.... loads of ice again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have an ice cold Cider please

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’ll have an ice cold Cider please "

Good evening!!! Welcome to you!! Of course coming up.. sit down and enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have an ice cold Cider please

Good evening!!! Welcome to you!! Of course coming up.. sit down and enjoy! "

Thank you very much

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hello lovely please may I have a glass of ?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hello lovely please may I have a glass of ? "

Good evening lovely... how are you? How about a glass of ice cold rose... it’s what’s Im drinking in real life!!?

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,

Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well

Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!! "

Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,

Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well

Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!

Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself"

Ooh you can’t stop at one!!! Be naughty coming up!! Did you win on the machines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have that wine now please x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’ll have that wine now please x "

Hey you... how did it go?? Is the adrenaline pumping? Wine coming up!!! Cheers!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello lovely please may I have a glass of ?

Good evening lovely... how are you? How about a glass of ice cold rose... it’s what’s Im drinking in real life!!? "

oh go on then, you know I can be persuaded

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hello lovely please may I have a glass of ?

Good evening lovely... how are you? How about a glass of ice cold rose... it’s what’s Im drinking in real life!!?

oh go on then, you know I can be persuaded "

Hehehe ok... if you want to change then just let me know!!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,

Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well

Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!

Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself

Ooh you can’t stop at one!!! Be naughty coming up!! Did you win on the machines? "

I'm a couple of quid up, so with your naughty influence upon me, can you throw me a double Cinzano, (easy with the lemon this time) over ice and a grab bag of Salt n vinegar squares and a double of your own.

Its feeling very snug and friendly here and the barkeep is a stunner if I may say so..

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Mistress of The Distilled,

Thought id pop in for a cheeky ale but decided to go a little exotic due to the warmth. Cinzano Bianco over ice and a slice and a packet of Bobbies Dry Roasted Nuts please, one for yourself whilst your there as well

Oooh I like that!! welcome and glad you stopped by... always nice to have new faces... there’s been a few tonight!! That is a delicious choice in this heat!! Served and let me k is when you need a refill!!

Thanks for fantastic service, I was just going to have the one whilst playing in the corner with the fruities, but your sparkle and aura have tempted me for another if possible this time hold the nuts with the tipple, ill go for some Smokey bacon fries please. And one for yourself

Ooh you can’t stop at one!!! Be naughty coming up!! Did you win on the machines?

I'm a couple of quid up, so with your naughty influence upon me, can you throw me a double Cinzano, (easy with the lemon this time) over ice and a grab bag of Salt n vinegar squares and a double of your own.

Its feeling very snug and friendly here and the barkeep is a stunner if I may say so.."

A double this time!! Well of course... in face make it a triple... the squares are on the side... and thank you very much!! Hope you e had a great evening!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening a nice tall cocktail please x

Good evening Jo... how are you? Of course how about a Long Island Iced Tea? "

I am ok thank you, that sounds perfect

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm....have you had a refurbishment in the toilets m’lady? I’ve just been um...leaning over the toilet bowl and must say it’s looking lovely in there.

.....or was at least.....

Can I have another round please; I’m suddenly feeling a little dehydrated

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening a nice tall cocktail please x

Good evening Jo... how are you? Of course how about a Long Island Iced Tea?

I am ok thank you, that sounds perfect "

Good... enjoy!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hmmm....have you had a refurbishment in the toilets m’lady? I’ve just been um...leaning over the toilet bowl and must say it’s looking lovely in there.

.....or was at least.....

Can I have another round please; I’m suddenly feeling a little dehydrated "

... coming up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have that wine now please x

Hey you... how did it go?? Is the adrenaline pumping? Wine coming up!!! Cheers! "

Was good to get back to it, I’ve not been well for a while so first time back. Was hard work but I did it x cheers x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’ll have that wine now please x

Hey you... how did it go?? Is the adrenaline pumping? Wine coming up!!! Cheers!

Was good to get back to it, I’ve not been well for a while so first time back. Was hard work but I did it x cheers x "

Awww good for you!! Cheers! Here’s to the next session!!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Hey gorgeous! Gin, and lots of it please xxx

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hey gorgeous! Gin, and lots of it please xxx"

Hey you!! Coming right up!! Are you staying for a chat tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late for a long slow one?

Peroni please Snow, and one for you?

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