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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fabsters

After having the job of motivating at least a dozen flies out of the office windows so far today because a colleague in the office opened windows and we have air conditioning.

What do your work colleagues do that grate you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly notice something that needs done but just sit and wait and hope someone else does it.

They often have to "nip to the loo" at these moments.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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The lovely lady I work with shouts on the phone. She doesn’t hold the phone correctly so can’t hear the caller, this also means she doesn’t speak into the mouthpiece so the caller can’t hear her, therefore she shouts. Shes very warm and friendly on the phone though so it’s not all bad

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I used to work with a guy that when things got busy he'd always be stuck on the phone but not appearing to do a great deal - one day someone pressed the loud speaker button while he was distracted and he was listening to the talking clock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work with a guy that when things got busy he'd always be stuck on the phone but not appearing to do a great deal - one day someone pressed the loud speaker button while he was distracted and he was listening to the talking clock!! "

Nooooooo!!! Please tell me he got a rollocking for that?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I used to work with a guy that when things got busy he'd always be stuck on the phone but not appearing to do a great deal - one day someone pressed the loud speaker button while he was distracted and he was listening to the talking clock!! "

Did somebody mention clocks?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I used to work with a guy that when things got busy he'd always be stuck on the phone but not appearing to do a great deal - one day someone pressed the loud speaker button while he was distracted and he was listening to the talking clock!!

Nooooooo!!! Please tell me he got a rollocking for that?!"

Let's just say he never did it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My supervisor picks on everything

Guy needs to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confuse me with Google

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Turn up!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are less than three meters away from you, within eye shot and email you a simple question..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who are less than three meters away from you, within eye shot and email you a simple question.."

But they might just be wanting me to wander over and push my cleavage over their partition I spose..

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

I work serving customers. It’s annoying when a customer asks you a question and before you can answer, your colleague answers it for you. Or when it’s very busy and your colleague decides to tidy their till or use the phone for unimportant reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabsters

After having the job of motivating at least a dozen flies out of the office windows so far today because a colleague in the office opened windows and we have air conditioning.

What do your work colleagues do that grate you?

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Nothing annoys me I'm afraid certainly nothing at work anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat, talk and just generally turn up really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they guy you work with has coffee breath and never shuts the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they guy you work with has coffee breath and never shuts the fuck up "
is it just trivial shite too?

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

Bosses with no balls!

My works manager is always slagging off the quality manager, moaning that he doesn't do this or he doesn't do that or he doesn't put the hours in or he's being too anal or, blah, blah fucking blah.... Go moan at him, not me!! Dickhead!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they guy you work with has coffee breath and never shuts the fuck up is it just trivial shite too? "
absolute shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they guy you work with has coffee breath and never shuts the fuck up is it just trivial shite too? absolute shite "

Yeh kill him.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not worth it he will probably come back and haunt me

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lady at work who goes to the loo but leaves the empty toilet roll on the holder which means if I’m next in I’ve to replace it....so lazy!!

Then there’s the lazy Surveyors upstairs who will do anything to get out of doing a task, email playing up, can’t find information.....so many excuses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just realised how lucky I am. Even the bloke with the loud annoying laugh is funny. I really love where I work.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My work colleagues are the best thing about my job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's about a million things, most already mentioned so I'll go with people who break things in the warehouse (its a very big warehouse) and just leave it there and tell no one. You may need the product later that day or the next day and you find it shattered /squashed /leaking etc.. And you have to report it to the stock manager like a fool "I found this broken, dunno how it happened, we don't have any more of it either" I always feel like the manager thinks ive broken it but haven't the balls to say it but I log anything I break or damage and report it immediately. Some people are just cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of mine are fine, they work hard and are decent people, but there is one female who manages to find the negative in every situation. I realise it's most likely a habit learned from parents but in my less tolerant moments I feel like asking her to give it a fucking rest, just for one day.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

People who don’t put the full ream of paper in the copier and leave half of it lying at the side.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A guy at work goes for a poo at 2pm every day...the girls on the floor where said loo is says they can hear him breaking wind really loud, one of them has ear plugs in....yuk!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Chat shit really loudly 1st thing,before I'm properly caffinated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabsters

What do your work colleagues do that grate you?

"

Turn up most days.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Back stab and try to get me fired.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

This particular man has moved on. He was in a senior position but used the "oh I'm just a simple man who doesn't understand things. Could one of you ladies do this for me?" Accompanied by what he thought was a charming, little boy lost look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathe

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

And the passive aggressive window closer.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once had a supervisor who timed your toilet breaks. If you took more than five minutes after a call to walk to the toilet, do your thing and get back to another call, she’d stand in the loos and tell you that your time was up.

I still start panicking in toilets now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that think it's someone else's job to change the toner in the printer/ fix the franking machine when it gets an error code/ answer the door etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I'm ungrateable!

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"And the passive aggressive window closer."

We have a window cleaner who has nicknames for us, I heard him ask the boss ‘where is the bint who wears short skirts not the bint in the Deidre glasses?’ Hate to imagine what my ‘bint label’ is. He came to me for petty cash today with his bill so I told him no pettty cash until I go to the bank. He doesn’t know I’m off next week so he can wait for his chuffing money!

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Nothing, I'm ungrateable! "

Is this really the Doc or an imposter?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Besides dominatrix, I've been a female drag queen for the last fiveteen years. There's bitching and dramas aplenty but the most recent was from someone I named, mentored, encouraged and got gigs for. He decided to call me a 'rancid cunt' on social media because I tried to give him constructive advice about his bad attitude towards a venue owner and not take his side.

Was planning epic revenge but he's not worth it, digging his own hole. The twat.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

And why on earth, when the photocopier takes a ream of paper in each drawer, do people open a pack and put half in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a supervisor who timed your toilet breaks. If you took more than five minutes after a call to walk to the toilet, do your thing and get back to another call, she’d stand in the loos and tell you that your time was up.

I still start panicking in toilets now. "

I would tell her to fuck off I'm having a crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, I'm ungrateable!

Is this really the Doc or an imposter?

"

A more enlightened doc, I've undergone kitten therapy, I now ooze with aww and empathy.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Weak willed bosses. I'm all for empathetic, caring people, you need to be with my client group. But seriously when your team are walking all over you and not doing what they are supposed to be? Be a fucking manager, not hold the tissues when they come up with some lame ass excuse.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Nothing, I'm ungrateable!

Is this really the Doc or an imposter?

A more enlightened doc, I've undergone kitten therapy, I now ooze with aww and empathy. "

You’ve seen the light (kittens)! No this surely must be an imposter. Never thought I would imagine the Doc having kitten therapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't really work with anyone, so nothing they do annoys me, except when I get a bit of timber delivered and it's wet and warped... that annoys me lots! When I am in trainer mode then I just see £ signs on the seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, I'm ungrateable!

Is this really the Doc or an imposter?

A more enlightened doc, I've undergone kitten therapy, I now ooze with aww and empathy.

You’ve seen the light (kittens)! No this surely must be an imposter. Never thought I would imagine the Doc having kitten therapy! "

New leaf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I anoý myself most with my lack of work ethic and forum obsesive

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I anoý myself most with my lack of work ethic and forum obsesive"

Yes that’s very annoying

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Confuse me with someone who gives a shit about office politics, I go in do my work then go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with this 60 year old Philippino lady that should have retired 10 years ago . She is the payroll manager and if you go into her office to ask her a question......

She is always in a bad mood and miserable.... she always complains for about 5 minutes before she tells you to email her.......

It’s so bad I started going straight to the CFO , if I have a problem.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my team grunts like a teenager when you ask her something and uses the phrase “in essence” way too much

So, in essence, she annoys the tits off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why on earth, when the photocopier takes a ream of paper in each drawer, do people open a pack and put half in?"

Oh. My. God. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work with a guy if you have been to Tenerife he has been to elevenerife I think you know what I mean full of bullshit and the sad thing is it he believes it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Working with a colleague who really liked the sound of her own voice too much and was ALWAYS RIGHT!

But when a subject matter cropped up within which I was EXPERT & I met her resistance, I fed her false made up facts relating to said subject and suggested she checked them out.

She not only did so, but produced her report into the matter to the Owner, who soon found out her utter BS and knocked her down!

She's since left us; life here at work is wonderfully quiet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this time in a morning every one at work irritates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The banal standard of conversation /chit chat in the office. It's like living in a Harold Pinter play (without the pauses)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The banal standard of conversation /chit chat in the office. It's like living in a Harold Pinter play (without the pauses) "

I can relate to that one 100%

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I once had a supervisor who timed your toilet breaks. If you took more than five minutes after a call to walk to the toilet, do your thing and get back to another call, she’d stand in the loos and tell you that your time was up.

I still start panicking in toilets now. "

Bloody hell. I use the WTP to take time to relax (mentally as well as certain body parts) and reduce the urge to kill people.

**WTP...Work Time Poo.

My work is very male dominated but the level of 'banter' between them is bloody awful. It's the same shit every day. The one thing that grips my shit is when they think that being on their phones makes them invisible.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

"

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notice that I'm in agony because of an old injury, but keep getting me to carry all the heavy stuff

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic! "

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do they annoy me? they turn up !! thats annoying enough..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end! "

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halcyon days mad dogs and englishmen go out in the midday sun, punting on the lake strawberries and cream on a grassy leafy bank cooler box in tow........ Bliss and then that kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the misfortune of working with a delusional hypochondriac so there's a long list of things she does to irritate the the office and the rest of the business.

The 2 things that get me most:

1 she's gluten free but not for medical reasons and boy does she make sure everyone knows it and demands she gets "special" treatment from catering.

2 she's uses a fake disability parking pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the misfortune of working with a delusional hypochondriac so there's a long list of things she does to irritate the the office and the rest of the business.

The 2 things that get me most:

1 she's gluten free but not for medical reasons and boy does she make sure everyone knows it and demands she gets "special" treatment from catering.

2 she's uses a fake disability parking pass"

I seriously would report anybody who uses a fake disability pass because they take the spaces for those that truly and unfortunately need them.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too! "

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 of the guys has verbal diarrhea and will just go on and on about all kinds of random subjects all day and another that isn't allowed to sit near me at lunch because he has every bad eating habit imaginable.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Halcyon days mad dogs and englishmen go out in the midday sun, punting on the lake strawberries and cream on a grassy leafy bank cooler box in tow........ Bliss and then that kiss "

Punting on the lake of murky water lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo here's another one. Not from co-workers, but patrons at the pub I'm part time in.

What's so hard about bringing your empty glasses back to the bar when you order another drink? I understand when it's quiet because I can get out from behind the bar and collect them. But when it's a busy night, this isn't possible. Sometimes we even end up running out of classes and have to close the bar until enough have been cleaned.

I work in a small pub so I'm often the only person working there. I do not have time to go out to collect empties when the pub is full

And on a side note. Never order the guiness last. Always order that first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the women in the office often wears stockings and suspenders with a moderately short skirt. Bugs the hell out of me as I’m always horny takings sneaky look.

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Being asked to rectify other peoples cock ups. Go back to them and train them properly or they wont know what they are doing wrong ffs.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"One of the women in the office often wears stockings and suspenders with a moderately short skirt. Bugs the hell out of me as I’m always horny takings sneaky look."

Careful or you could be landed with a sexual harassment issue

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ooo here's another one. Not from co-workers, but patrons at the pub I'm part time in.

What's so hard about bringing your empty glasses back to the bar when you order another drink? I understand when it's quiet because I can get out from behind the bar and collect them. But when it's a busy night, this isn't possible. Sometimes we even end up running out of classes and have to close the bar until enough have been cleaned.

I work in a small pub so I'm often the only person working there. I do not have time to go out to collect empties when the pub is full

And on a side note. Never order the guiness last. Always order that first. "

I’ll never take ‘empties’ to the bar, I’m out to enjoy myself and would invoice you for my time if I had to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour "

Was that sarcastic?

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour

Was that sarcastic? "

Yes it was....is the forum a messaging tool now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour

Was that sarcastic?

Yes it was....is the forum a messaging tool now? "
Always has been

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

My immediate boss us a very noisy eater. I could swear he chooses the noisiest foods possible. He could make jelly sound crunchy. He even makes a racket with the packaging. Hes moved into a seperate office now, within our larger office space but he keeps the door open so we can still hear him. I have to leave the room once he starts troughing. Thank fuck he doesnt eat crisps very often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour

Was that sarcastic?

Yes it was....is the forum a messaging tool now? "

Don't know, is it?

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I had a female Christian conservative boss once who objected to my swearing. We were a back office, no customers, no visitors and my swearing wasn’t directed at anyone but she still made out like I had killed someone just for muttering “fuck” occasionally

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"My immediate boss us a very noisy eater. I could swear he chooses the noisiest foods possible. He could make jelly sound crunchy. He even makes a racket with the packaging. Hes moved into a seperate office now, within our larger office space but he keeps the door open so we can still hear him. I have to leave the room once he starts troughing. Thank fuck he doesnt eat crisps very often."

I’ve experienced this also. My manager used to read the Daily Star every lunch whilst slurping on Panda pop, munching food loudly and regularly spitting into his waste paper basket. Cunt!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"My immediate boss us a very noisy eater. I could swear he chooses the noisiest foods possible. He could make jelly sound crunchy. He even makes a racket with the packaging. Hes moved into a seperate office now, within our larger office space but he keeps the door open so we can still hear him. I have to leave the room once he starts troughing. Thank fuck he doesnt eat crisps very often.

I’ve experienced this also. My manager used to read the Daily Star every lunch whilst slurping on Panda pop, munching food loudly and regularly spitting into his waste paper basket. Cunt!"

It gets to the point where you start noticing everone elses noises when they eat. I can hear the noisy fucker making such a racket from his office constantly unsrewing the lid on his lucozade, slurping it, then putting the lid back on. He finishes it in about 5 minutes, why cant he just leave the top off and use a straw?????!!!!

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My immediate boss us a very noisy eater. I could swear he chooses the noisiest foods possible. He could make jelly sound crunchy. He even makes a racket with the packaging. Hes moved into a seperate office now, within our larger office space but he keeps the door open so we can still hear him. I have to leave the room once he starts troughing. Thank fuck he doesnt eat crisps very often.

I’ve experienced this also. My manager used to read the Daily Star every lunch whilst slurping on Panda pop, munching food loudly and regularly spitting into his waste paper basket. Cunt!

It gets to the point where you start noticing everone elses noises when they eat. I can hear the noisy fucker making such a racket from his office constantly unsrewing the lid on his lucozade, slurping it, then putting the lid back on. He finishes it in about 5 minutes, why cant he just leave the top off and use a straw?????!!!!"

Because air would get to it making it flat

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour

Was that sarcastic?

Yes it was....is the forum a messaging tool now?

Don't know, is it? "

You’re certainly making it one Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the women in the office often wears stockings and suspenders with a moderately short skirt. Bugs the hell out of me as I’m always horny takings sneaky look.

Careful or you could be landed with a sexual harassment issue "

No dress code where you work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys in my work just stand around when I'm on the machine in my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once worked with a lady, our desks were next to each other. She was a camping/caravan/barge holiday enthusiast. After a conversation one day about barge holidays, I toddled off for lunch to return one hour later to find 3 files on my desk for different barge options with available dates all that summer with prices, she had even negotiated discounts from her ‘contacts’. I was like ‘wtf’. She then continued the next two weeks every other day to ‘chase’ me for updates on said barge holiday! I hate barges! Strange woman!

What's wrong with moving at 4mph i

a straight line all day followed by playing monopoly all night, idyllic!

I thought the same, lazy days on the canal looking at murky water, getting p****d in the evening but the pressure from her AND she then suggested I go with her and her husband and kid to Norfolk! Imagine that? (Luckily we couldn’t take same holidays thanks boss). I had to display such discretion to end ‘barge-gate’, she got fed up of my excuses in the end!

Discretion! Wow, you've change too!

Doc oh how I’ve missed your sarcasm/humour

Was that sarcastic?

Yes it was....is the forum a messaging tool now?

Don't know, is it?

You’re certainly making it one Doc "

Oh!

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"One of the women in the office often wears stockings and suspenders with a moderately short skirt. Bugs the hell out of me as I’m always horny takings sneaky look.

Careful or you could be landed with a sexual harassment issue

No dress code where you work?"

Yes but I wasn’t meaning that. Some women get tetchy when men are perving at them at work and some wear such clothes to trap a man into a sexual harassment charge. I’ve seen everything an office can throw at one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly notice something that needs done but just sit and wait and hope someone else does it.

They often have to "nip to the loo" at these moments. "

Staff that wait to be told to do something that they already know how to do.

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Staff that ask for a plaster and have allergies to anything going, including the colour

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"My immediate boss us a very noisy eater. I could swear he chooses the noisiest foods possible. He could make jelly sound crunchy. He even makes a racket with the packaging. Hes moved into a seperate office now, within our larger office space but he keeps the door open so we can still hear him. I have to leave the room once he starts troughing. Thank fuck he doesnt eat crisps very often.

I’ve experienced this also. My manager used to read the Daily Star every lunch whilst slurping on Panda pop, munching food loudly and regularly spitting into his waste paper basket. Cunt!

It gets to the point where you start noticing everone elses noises when they eat. I can hear the noisy fucker making such a racket from his office constantly unsrewing the lid on his lucozade, slurping it, then putting the lid back on. He finishes it in about 5 minutes, why cant he just leave the top off and use a straw?????!!!!

Because air would get to it making it flat "

Taking the lid on and off flattens it more!

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