FabSwingers.com forum: Here is something to piss off half of Fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I second that motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third that. Motion carried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

Noooooooooo marmite is heaven

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

3rd that motion

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Bastard. How dare you single out marmite what about lemon curd and the likes. You evil man you should be banned and severely whipped

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'll make the banners - vile stuff!!

Unless it's on Twiglets - can we keep Twiglets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, devils food x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begone you heathen!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m not friends with you any more.

Marmite Foreveeeeeeer!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

4th'd. Is that even a word ?? . The stuff is vile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we add Bovril to that list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I back u up

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody love it

Smear it all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

Outrageous..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it all to me

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

never smelt anything as disgusting as marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza. "

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban cake before you ban Marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody love it

Smear it all over

With grated cheese on top - heaven.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter."

milk in last, wont eat marmite, no pineapple

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bloody love it

Smear it all over

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Not over me you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that people who hate Marmite have a defective taste bud on their tongues; and are crap in bed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite."
What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a bit meh about marmite - ban it if you like - zero fucks are given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter.

milk in last, wont eat marmite, no pineapple"

That's you on thousands of block lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on the fence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I’m on the fence..."

get down yu might hurt yurself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

no i agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on the fence..."

No such thing where Marmite is concerned. Pick a side and fall over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's rank end of discussion xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on the fence...

No such thing where Marmite is concerned. Pick a side and fall over."

I can’t... I’m indifferent

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I feel a bit meh about marmite - ban it if you like - zero fucks are given

very true, but a spoon full of sugar would help the marmite go down, the marmite go down

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Marmite, the wasp equivalent of bees making honey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m on the fence..."
Are you breaking in to my garden again ?

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"It's rank end of discussion xx"

boooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is marmite threads cool again then

Prepare for a months worth again chares mr cake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. "
Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooo Keep the marmite!!!!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Marmite is French for saucepan

Not a lot of people know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me to....

HATE it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Do you want a slap for even mentioning chocolate and banning in the same sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on the fence... Are you breaking in to my garden again ?

I’m always breaking into someone’s garden..

No shame me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You can’t always have what you want in life .... no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is French for saucepan

Not a lot of people know that"

Cheers mc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Do you want a slap for even mentioning chocolate and banning in the same sentence

I don't like cake, or chocolate, ban them both for me

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

marmite and vegemite, made by the devil

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Do you want a slap for even mentioning chocolate and banning in the same sentence

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Yes

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Do you want a slap for even mentioning chocolate and banning in the same sentence

I don't like cake, or chocolate, ban them both for me

i dont like tham, wouldnt ban them, marmite stinks

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. "

Fully agree with you .

Marmite is a highly nutritious and delicious food .

Cake is just empty calories and a major contributor to the obesity crisis we face .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with hating chocolate..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m on the fence... Are you breaking in to my garden again ?

I’m always breaking into someone’s garden..

No shame me "
Ok . But you have to sunbathe naked as a punishment

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I could do with hating chocolate.. "

your body is perfect, you dont need to ban choc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read that people who hate Marmite have a defective taste bud on their tongues; and are crap in bed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody love it

Smear it all over

With grated cheese on top - heaven."

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible stuff - yet, I enjoy eating Twiglets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only people who like marmite are fake profiles

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned? "

ok ok ok never ban it now, i never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with hating chocolate..

your body is perfect, you dont need to ban choc"

You’re very kind, but it’s nowhere near..

don’t get me started on sweets

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter.

milk in last, wont eat marmite, no pineapple

That's you on thousands of block lists. "

Yes but the beauty of my system; is that people can sometimes have the milk in first, yet insist the contrary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only people who like marmite are fake profiles"

Hahahaha

Pure fakery all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter.

milk in last, wont eat marmite, no pineapple

That's you on thousands of block lists.

Yes but the beauty of my system; is that people can sometimes have the milk in first, yet insist the contrary. "

The actual issue is adding milk to any kid of hot drink.. now that should be banned

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I could do with hating chocolate..

your body is perfect, you dont need to ban choc

You’re very kind, but it’s nowhere near..

don’t get me started on sweets"

if you eat sweets and chocolate and look like that, you continue doing what you do, ill buy you some

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Marmite and marmalade toasted sandwich....... now we’re talking!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned? "

Yes, nothing to do with you though, I just can't stand the smell.

If you want to lick something else off me though, feel free

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter.

milk in last, wont eat marmite, no pineapple

That's you on thousands of block lists.

Yes but the beauty of my system; is that people can sometimes have the milk in first, yet insist the contrary.

The actual issue is adding milk to any kid of hot drink.. now that should be banned "

hot chocolate made with milk is better than hot water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only people who like marmite are fake profiles

Hahahaha

Pure fakery all over

The evidence is just stacking up against you

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I love Marmite you can’t ban it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with hating chocolate..

your body is perfect, you dont need to ban choc

You’re very kind, but it’s nowhere near..

don’t get me started on sweets

if you eat sweets and chocolate and look like that, you continue doing what you do, ill buy you some"

Nooooo

I’ve got less will power than Jimmy Saville..

But me broccoli thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only people who like marmite are fake profiles

Hahahaha

Pure fakery all over

The evidence is just stacking up against you

This is a smear campaign..

marmite makes me fake, chocolate makes me fat, can’t win

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"I could do with hating chocolate..

your body is perfect, you dont need to ban choc

You’re very kind, but it’s nowhere near..

don’t get me started on sweets

if you eat sweets and chocolate and look like that, you continue doing what you do, ill buy you some

Nooooo

I’ve got less will power than Jimmy Saville..

But me broccoli thanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This calls for a complete site overhaul. On profile’s, gone will be the straight/bi/ gay to be replaced by: Milk in first or last in tea/coffee

The won’t meet smokers, will instead be: Won’t eat Marmite

Not meeting single guys, will now be how Scone should be pronounced.

Take out Fisting in the activity section and substitute it with Pineapple on pizza.

That will sort the men from the boys - useful filter.

milk in last, wont eat marmite, no pineapple

That's you on thousands of block lists.

Yes but the beauty of my system; is that people can sometimes have the milk in first, yet insist the contrary.

The actual issue is adding milk to any kid of hot drink.. now that should be banned

hot chocolate made with milk is better than hot water"

I like the thought of this.. but milk is just wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only people who like marmite are fake profiles

Hahahaha

Pure fakery all over

The evidence is just stacking up against you

This is a smear campaign..

marmite makes me fake, chocolate makes me fat, can’t win

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I could do with hating chocolate..

your body is perfect, you dont need to ban choc

You’re very kind, but it’s nowhere near..

don’t get me started on sweets

if you eat sweets and chocolate and look like that, you continue doing what you do, ill buy you some

Nooooo

I’ve got less will power than Jimmy Saville..

But me broccoli thanks "

id buy you anything you want

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol"

Those whom go naked?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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Apparently Whoopi Goldberg tried Marmite once . She said it was like licking a cats arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently Whoopi Goldberg tried Marmite once . She said it was like licking a cats arse

Hahaha

‘Whoopi goldberg inadvertently reveals her extra curriculars’

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol

Those whom go naked?"

yes sexy beautiful pics of actually being on a fence

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Only people who like marmite are fake profiles

Hahahaha

Pure fakery all over

The evidence is just stacking up against you

This is a smear campaign..

marmite makes me fake, chocolate makes me fat, can’t win

"
Then just spend all day Fucking !! . Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol

Those whom go naked?

yes sexy beautiful pics of actually being on a fence"

One would get splinters in their ass

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol

Those whom go naked?

yes sexy beautiful pics of actually being on a fence

One would get splinters in their ass

well if you do ill remove them for you,,,with my teeth

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"
Then you sir are a Phuckwit

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops Then you sir are a Phuckwit

he is a hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol

Those whom go naked?

yes sexy beautiful pics of actually being on a fence

One would get splinters in their ass

well if you do ill remove them for you,,,with my teeth"

wow!

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Thosewhomgonaked - proper meaning of being on the fence lol

Those whom go naked?

yes sexy beautiful pics of actually being on a fence

One would get splinters in their ass

well if you do ill remove them for you,,,with my teeth

wow!"

im good with my teeth mate

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

You're a monster!

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops

You're a monster!"

he is a hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned?

Yes, nothing to do with you though, I just can't stand the smell.

If you want to lick something else off me though, feel free

Where's your sense of adventure?! I can provide a noseclip...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had it so wouldn't know

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Never had it so wouldn't know "

dont do it, just dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never had it so wouldn't know "

I know, thats why were friends

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Never had it so wouldn't know

I know, thats why were friends

the dont eat marmite gang, i want in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned?

Yes, nothing to do with you though, I just can't stand the smell.

If you want to lick something else off me though, feel free

Where's your sense of adventure?! I can provide a noseclip..."

.....Keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate it I'd rather eat yellow snow

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo whether you like it or not it is a vital food for b12 and all vit b's.. it needs to be an essential part of the vegan diet as b12 is very low in other non animal products and high in animal products.

Plus, just cos you dont like it , why should it be banned? Do others in society not count? Do you think youre the most important person in the planet?

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only people who like marmite are fake profiles"

True also

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Noo whether you like it or not it is a vital food for b12 and all vit b's.. it needs to be an essential part of the vegan diet as b12 is very low in other non animal products and high in animal products.

Plus, just cos you dont like it , why should it be banned? Do others in society not count? Do you think youre the most important person in the planet?

calm down dear its just a comemrcial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned?

Yes, nothing to do with you though, I just can't stand the smell.

If you want to lick something else off me though, feel free

Where's your sense of adventure?! I can provide a noseclip...

.....Keep going

I will. I'm thorough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

I’m on your side. MrH isn’t

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops

I’m on your side. MrH isn’t

how do you be in the house when he eats it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice"

Been told they are very sweet and moist

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

Been told they are very sweet and moist

its the moist bit in the middle that counts, that taste the best in any cake/pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plus, just cos you dont like it , why should it be banned? Do others in society not count? Do you think youre the most important person in the planet?

Yes, yes I do

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

I respectful disagree. I think its grate and shops shood have it in larger jars.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

Been told they are very sweet and moist

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

Been told they are very sweet and moist

its the moist bit in the middle that counts, that taste the best in any cake/pie"

Absolutely, not good when it's dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, how about I smear it on your lower portions and lick off every trace? Will you still want it banned?

Yes, nothing to do with you though, I just can't stand the smell.

If you want to lick something else off me though, feel free

Where's your sense of adventure?! I can provide a noseclip...

.....Keep going

I will. I'm thorough."

Oh lord

I'm in

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

Been told they are very sweet and moist

its the moist bit in the middle that counts, that taste the best in any cake/pie

Absolutely, not good when it's dry"

do you fill them with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instructions not clear, never had marmite in my life

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Instructions not clear, never had marmite in my life

dont do it mate, not worth it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Instructions not clear, never had marmite in my life

"
Probably for the best

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

Been told they are very sweet and moist

its the moist bit in the middle that counts, that taste the best in any cake/pie

Absolutely, not good when it's dry

do you fill them with cream"

Only with a protective layer in the middle....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Marmite is lush, mmmmm.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Ban cake before you ban Marmite. What

You heard. Next you'll be saying ban chocolate

Can't ban cake.... I'd be out of business

i bet your cakes taste nice

Been told they are very sweet and moist

its the moist bit in the middle that counts, that taste the best in any cake/pie

Absolutely, not good when it's dry

do you fill them with cream

Only with a protective layer in the middle....

can i try one x

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"Marmite is lush, mmmmm. "

your pics are lush, marmite is not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Marmite is lush, mmmmm. "
You bloody would say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna throw it out there

I prefer Vegemite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m gonna throw it out there

I prefer Vegemite "
Wow it's getting controversial now

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m gonna throw it out there

I prefer Vegemite "

Oh you've taken this too a whole new level...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Peanut butter still rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanut butter still rules

Now this I agree with!

Spoon, jar, done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanut butter still rules

What about peanut butter AND marmite?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Peanut butter still rules

What about peanut butter AND marmite? "

Then you have 1 of the best tosted sandwiches ever.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

What about peanut butter AND marmite? "

I've just been sick in my mouth

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

Now this I agree with!

Spoon, jar, done

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or Nutella mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chacolte salty balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops

Noooooooooo marmite is heaven "

Love marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks"

But some are ok rimming .. hmm

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

marmite!

Quite simply...this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Peanut butter still rules

"
We have a lot in common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on the fence...

No such thing where Marmite is concerned. Pick a side and fall over.

I can’t... I’m indifferent "

I'll put you in the lover camp then. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks"

It's good for you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm "

I'm yet to come across yeast, or the beer fermentation process when rimming someone

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Don't be daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops

I’m on your side. MrH isn’t

how do you be in the house when he eats it"

I’ve even made it for him on toast. But I can’t kiss him afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm "

People usually bathe first, not spread it on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually judge people who like marmite. I think it makes you worse than hitler tbh

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

Blocked

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm

People usually bathe first, not spread it on toast"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm "

Proof right there marmite is worse than shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm

Proof right there marmite is worse than shit"

Rimming still tastes better than marmite

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?"
Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?"

Fuck yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?

No"

Not since funding out they use palm oil.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops"

With you apart from the banning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm

Proof right there marmite is worse than shit

Rimming still tastes better than marmite "

Rimming a marmite covered butt hole would be my idea of heaven.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I hate Marmite and I want it banned from shops

With you apart from the banning

Mr M

Mrs M loves it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?

No"

Oh you sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm

Proof right there marmite is worse than shit

Rimming still tastes better than marmite

Rimming a marmite covered butt hole would be my idea of heaven."

You are the worst person in the world..

..to half of the planet

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no? Fuck yeah

My kinda guy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Marmite is made from all the fermented crap that they scrape off the top of beer when it’s brewing. I’ve seen the process, it’s vile and it stinks. Think effluent with yeast...

I’d rather not have that anywhere near me kthanks

But some are ok rimming .. hmm

Proof right there marmite is worse than shit

Rimming still tastes better than marmite

Rimming a marmite covered butt hole would be my idea of heaven."

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no?

Fuck yes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate marmite but I love twiglets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually judge people who like marmite. I think it makes you worse than hitler tbh "

I judge people who judge me for loving Marmite. They are worse than Kim Jong-un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate marmite but I love twiglets "

I'm the opposite. I love Marmite, hate Twiglets.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no? Fuck yeah

My kinda guy

"
Told ya

. Here's my deal breaker . Peanut Butter on white or brown toast ??

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I love marmite and twiglets but I will say one of the funniest things I've seen is an American trying it for the first time

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no? Fuck yeah

My kinda guy

Told ya

. Here's my deal breaker . Peanut Butter on white or brown toast ??

White....thick sliced

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no? Fuck yeah

My kinda guy

Told ya

. Here's my deal breaker . Peanut Butter on white or brown toast ??

White....thick sliced

"
Smeared with half a jar on I hope. I'll save the other half for your body

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no? Fuck yeah

My kinda guy

Told ya

. Here's my deal breaker . Peanut Butter on white or brown toast ??

White....thick sliced

Smeared with half a jar on I hope. I'll save the other half for your body

There is just no other way to have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban marmite and burn the factory to the ground. I'm a fan of bovril on toast tho....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Can we add Bovril to that list?"

As long as it isn’t chicken bovril

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Peanut butter still rules

We have a lot in common

Make or break: Nutella...yes/no? Fuck yeah

My kinda guy

Told ya

. Here's my deal breaker . Peanut Butter on white or brown toast ??

White....thick sliced

Smeared with half a jar on I hope. I'll save the other half for your body

There is just no other way to have it "
Smooth though, you don't want to be fishing small nut pieces out of yourself after

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