FabSwingers.com forum: Dick cheese and smelly fanny

By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a charmer ain't ya?

Incidentally ... Mine smells of freesias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School's out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "

Ffs .. and you're 35 !??!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "

Your eating the wrong end mate thats an arse hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely "

I have it on toast.

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

How to win friends & influence people, but rich from somebody who thinks this sites Sxxxx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely

I have it on toast. "

Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sweat glands and discharge. That’s why fannies stink sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "

Aren’t you the bloke that wears Peter Griffins shirt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "

Best you get back to work your patients are waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely

I have it on toast.

Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ? "

Nah, I don't like soggy toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely

I have it on toast.

Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?

Nah, I don't like soggy toast"

Taking notes for future references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely

I have it on toast.

Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?

Nah, I don't like soggy toast

Taking notes for future references"

Off thread I know, but what are your thoughts on Daniel Riccardo and his 'shoey'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Sounds lovely

I have it on toast.

Same here, but do you dip them in a bowl of warm piss as well ?

Nah, I don't like soggy toast

Taking notes for future references

Off thread I know, but what are your thoughts on Daniel Riccardo and his 'shoey'?"

I think he has a certain character

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

They could be the new crime fighting hero's. There's a gap in the market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you 12 op?

What would you say to a lady to compliment her on her unexpectedly sweet fragrant vag?

Have you ever met a lady that doesn't stink?

#justwondering

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school "

To be fair his question was "why do we call it dick cheese?". Whilst your explanation of what dick cheese is is accurate, it doesnt explain the slang term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school

To be fair his question was "why do we call it dick cheese?". Whilst your explanation of what dick cheese is is accurate, it doesnt explain the slang term. "

If the op can’t deduce for himself that it can resemble cheese and comes from his dick (I assume he hasn’t been looking at other people’s dick cheese) then he really isn’t very good at lateral thinking, however if it was meant to be funny, then it becomes more a rhetorical statement, not really requiring an answer.

I reckon anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "

Crusty cum (ie unwashed dick) looks a little like crumbled Caerphilly cheese / Feta maybe that’s why, actually the latter cheese is possibly more infection, I digress

Fanny stink - all woman have an aroma some stronger than others. However, if it’s a fishy smell the person in question probably has BV & needs a bit of treatment.

Thus endeth the lesson for today..

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By *londe_PrincessxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

This topic makes me boak!!

When I questioned my first bf on the white clumps on his dick he said it was normal and you shouldn’t wash under the foreskin, me being niave and young thought nothing of it and carried on with oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bacteria causes the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like something a 10 year old would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take her to a fishing village you wont even know

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

In French it's called framage frais -honest

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Love comments but I see all the intelligent people on this thread still can't answer the questions lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk like a teenager sometimes

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf"

Nope

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

Nope"

Do I now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my favourite thread ever...

Why is my sense of humour similar to that of an adolescent Male?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

These are definitely not on our menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf"

I’m not a Milf, got no children.

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"This is my favourite thread ever...

Why is my sense of humour similar to that of an adolescent Male?

BECAUSE where ment to meet and then after the sex we get married

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

[Removed by poster at 01/08/18 23:18:40]

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

I’m not a Milf, got no children. "

But you said I'm a teenager

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school "
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If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

I’m not a Milf, got no children.

But you said I'm a teenager "

I said you talk like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school .

If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there. "

What?? I think they mean left over dribble.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school .

If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.

What?? I think they mean left over dribble. "

Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school .

If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.

What?? I think they mean left over dribble.

Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma. "

It’s a mixture of shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture. So left over drops of urine could be part of that along with sweat.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you"

You do have point.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you

You do have point.

Yes when erect

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school .

If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.

What?? I think they mean left over dribble.

Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma.

It’s a mixture of shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture. So left over drops of urine could be part of that along with sweat. "

Nivea moisturiser could also be part of that then lol.

There's a technical breakdown of what smegma is on Wikipedia. It's stinky stuff but wash often enough and it isn't a problem.

Oh and women get it too.

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school .

If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.

What?? I think they mean left over dribble.

Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma. "

Why bring the dogs into it

No I didn't go to school I hope feel really bad about it now

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you

You do have point.

Yes when erect "

Funny same here.

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

I’m not a Milf, got no children.

But you said I'm a teenager

I said you talk like one. "

Well you look like one so their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school .

If you have piss under your foreskin there's something wrong there.

What?? I think they mean left over dribble.

Even so. Urine isn't one of the ingredients of smegma.

It’s a mixture of shed skin cells, skin oils and moisture. So left over drops of urine could be part of that along with sweat.

Nivea moisturiser could also be part of that then lol.

There's a technical breakdown of what smegma is on Wikipedia. It's stinky stuff but wash often enough and it isn't a problem.

Oh and women get it too."

Yes, correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

I’m not a Milf, got no children.

But you said I'm a teenager

I said you talk like one.

Well you look like one so their "

*there

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you

You do have point.

Yes when erect

Funny same here."

You get a inserted point so I believe

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You talk like a teenager sometimes

So i make you laugh tho that's the question

Milf

I’m not a Milf, got no children.

But you said I'm a teenager

I said you talk like one.

Well you look like one so their

*there "

Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is very clean, I don’t use perfumed soaps on it so I keep the ph balance happy. You must be having sex with the wrong women

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By *NACONDA1000Man
over a year ago

buncrana

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school "

Yes....and it sort of resembles cottage cheese, hence "dick cheese".

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"My vagina is very clean, I don’t use perfumed soaps on it so I keep the ph balance happy. You must be having sex with the wrong women

Well said for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school "

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By *cotFit4funMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Apparently only 2 things smell of fish....

One of them is fish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they teach you about knob cheese and smelly fanny in school?

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school

No I didn't do you feel really bad now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently only 2 things smell of fish....

One of them is fish....

The other is fingers...

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I thought this was a new cartoon like Ren & Stimpy or Pinky & The Brain......alas....

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Do they teach you about knob cheese and smelly fanny in school?"

No only how to get a good job that dosent exist

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"I thought this was a new cartoon like Ren & Stimpy or Pinky & The Brain......alas...."

Where trying mate

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I thought this was a new cartoon like Ren & Stimpy or Pinky & The Brain......alas....

Where trying mate"

I look forward to the Pilot.....

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you

You do have point.

Yes when erect

Funny same here.

You get a inserted point so I believe "

No point in that, well not at present.

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"I thought this was a new cartoon like Ren & Stimpy or Pinky & The Brain......alas....

Where trying mate

I look forward to the Pilot.....

Airs this Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snorting it gives you a pretty decent high, iv yet to smoke or inject the stuff so im excited to try that out next time

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"These are definitely not on our menu.

Always thinking about food you

You do have point.

Yes when erect

Funny same here.

You get a inserted point so I believe

No point in that, well not at present."

Next time you will be thinking of cheese or fish when there is lol

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Snorting it gives you a pretty decent high, iv yet to smoke or inject the stuff so im excited to try that out next time"

Thank you for your very valuable information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This topic makes me boak!!

Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This topic makes me boak!!

Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!

Whaaaaat? Oh my, that’s disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This topic makes me boak!!

Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!

A dirty prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called smegma and is a mixture of dead skin, ejaculate and urine.

Did you not go to school

Yes....and it sort of resembles cottage cheese, hence "dick cheese". "

Only if it were to build up enough!

ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snorting it gives you a pretty decent high, iv yet to smoke or inject the stuff so im excited to try that out next time"

............!?again, ugh

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"This topic makes me boak!!

Dafuq! What a prick! Ugh!

Whaaaaat? Oh my, that’s disgusting

Who the fuck wrote this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine has never smelt

I shower twice a day and wash

Simple

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Well mine has never smelt

I shower twice a day and wash

Simple "

The question is why do we call it dick cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well mine has never smelt

I shower twice a day and wash

Simple

The question is why do we call it dick cheese "

Who calls it ‘dick cheese’? I’ve never heard anyone call it that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you image what bigfoots bell end smelt like before the Henderson's washed him lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Well mine has never smelt

I shower twice a day and wash

Simple

The question is why do we call it dick cheese "

Men and women producer smegma but it got its name perhaps due to guys perception as being dirtiest. Smegma will be on every dick but usually not built up to the extent of a camembert or soft cheese. Skin and oils are continuously shed by the skin and bacteria break them down, similarly to our feet. Adolescent guys known for copious wanking and insults to each other perhaps are the source of the term.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink "

You wouldn't have wine, beer or bread if not for cheesy willy.

Thank's to the Romans..

How they discovered it beats me!!

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink

You wouldn't have wine, beer or bread if not for cheesy willy.

Thank's to the Romans..

How they discovered it beats me!!"

Don't think romans invented bread or wine

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Why do we call it dick cheese and how come girls fannys stink

You wouldn't have wine, beer or bread if not for cheesy willy.

Thank's to the Romans..

How they discovered it beats me!!

Don't think romans invented bread or wine"

I do believe they invented orgies tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a charmer ain't ya?

Incidentally ... Mine smells of freesias

"
you been sticking bouquets up there again

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By *endoverhappy OP Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You're a charmer ain't ya?

Incidentally ... Mine smells of freesias

you been sticking bouquets up there again"

Wonder who nicked the flowers from the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwwwww x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Did you never made your own cheese, after separating curds and whey?

Otherwise everyone has responsibility for their own personal hygiene

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