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"I am going to rant,about the men who think they can one minute be all nice and sweet,make plans with you,then get cold fucking feet and act like they don't know you. Yes it happened to me. No I am not bitter. I was very diplomatic and was friendly when the ass bumped into me. But make no mistake,I see him again,all he will get to see,is my ass swinging away from him.
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"I am going to rant,about the men who think they can one minute be all nice and sweet,make plans with you,then get cold fucking feet and act like they don't know you. Yes it happened to me. No I am not bitter. I was very diplomatic and was friendly when the ass bumped into me. But make no mistake,I see him again,all he will get to see,is my ass swinging away from him.
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic "Told you Babs | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. " What was the thread called x | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x" Cameras Then cameras update | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update " Bizarre x | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update Bizarre x" Self sabotage if you ask me. She must have known I'd notice he was here, my house is diddy. Does she want me to kick off so she can play the victim? Even after all that's gone on tonight she hasn't asked/told him to leave, but what she did do, is tell me he'll be gone first thing in the morning. Wtf? No sleep for me coz there's a light fingered lying cunt in my house. The only reason I've not gone and thrown him out personally is because as angry as I am, I don't want to make things any more shit than they are. | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update Bizarre x Self sabotage if you ask me. She must have known I'd notice he was here, my house is diddy. Does she want me to kick off so she can play the victim? Even after all that's gone on tonight she hasn't asked/told him to leave, but what she did do, is tell me he'll be gone first thing in the morning. Wtf? No sleep for me coz there's a light fingered lying cunt in my house. The only reason I've not gone and thrown him out personally is because as angry as I am, I don't want to make things any more shit than they are. " That whole situation sounds like a nightmare! Id personally end it all ASAP | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update Bizarre x Self sabotage if you ask me. She must have known I'd notice he was here, my house is diddy. Does she want me to kick off so she can play the victim? Even after all that's gone on tonight she hasn't asked/told him to leave, but what she did do, is tell me he'll be gone first thing in the morning. Wtf? No sleep for me coz there's a light fingered lying cunt in my house. The only reason I've not gone and thrown him out personally is because as angry as I am, I don't want to make things any more shit than they are. That whole situation sounds like a nightmare! Id personally end it all ASAP" I was frozen in rage for 2 hours. 2 fucking hours. Now I'm tired but doubt I'll sleep. She's asked me to give her another week to find somewhere. Sorry luv, I don't want you in my house while I'm not here. If she can do that while I AM here, I dread to think what she's capable of when I'm not. | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update Bizarre x Self sabotage if you ask me. She must have known I'd notice he was here, my house is diddy. Does she want me to kick off so she can play the victim? Even after all that's gone on tonight she hasn't asked/told him to leave, but what she did do, is tell me he'll be gone first thing in the morning. Wtf? No sleep for me coz there's a light fingered lying cunt in my house. The only reason I've not gone and thrown him out personally is because as angry as I am, I don't want to make things any more shit than they are. That whole situation sounds like a nightmare! Id personally end it all ASAP I was frozen in rage for 2 hours. 2 fucking hours. Now I'm tired but doubt I'll sleep. She's asked me to give her another week to find somewhere. Sorry luv, I don't want you in my house while I'm not here. If she can do that while I AM here, I dread to think what she's capable of when I'm not." At the end of the day its your house your rules! You dont need that sort of thing | |||
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update " I missed the update I need to read it  | |||
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic "1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
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"Magpies screeching relentlessly every morning for an hour from just after 6 and leaving the lawn covered in pigeon feathers "They are attacking the pigeons? 
Bird warfare. You could be the Kate Adie of the moment. Grab a microphone and get reporting
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update I missed the update I need to read it "Omg that’s shocking, she needs to go!! | |||
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"My 2 fat colleagues giving me weight loss advice while eating their fakeaway and enough food to feed a family of 4. You've went to the gym once and made one health meal between you. Fuck right off x" Everyone is an expert
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. " That is ridiculously disrespectful to you and your property. Chucking them out is definitely needed Approved with knobs on | |||
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic
1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
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"I don't know if anyone saw my threads regarding my house guest. There has been some further going on this evening. I barred her boyfriend from my house. "He does not step foot in this house again" were my exact words. I come up to bed about half 12, I can hear fucking coming from the room I let her stay in. I must be wrong I think. I am not wrong, I am not wrong in the slightest. She had snuck him in! And now I'm being unrealistic in telling her that by the time I leave for work tomorrow (3pm) she needs to be gone as she clearly has no respect for me, my house, or my rules. I'm being made out to be being hasty and the bad person when I told her just over a week ago that she needed to find somewhere else to live. I'm in the wrong for not wanting a thief in my house (the boyfriend - not proven, but it was either me or him....And it's not me) I'm so consumed by rage right now I can hardly move. What was the thread called x Cameras Then cameras update Bizarre x Self sabotage if you ask me. She must have known I'd notice he was here, my house is diddy. Does she want me to kick off so she can play the victim? Even after all that's gone on tonight she hasn't asked/told him to leave, but what she did do, is tell me he'll be gone first thing in the morning. Wtf? No sleep for me coz there's a light fingered lying cunt in my house. The only reason I've not gone and thrown him out personally is because as angry as I am, I don't want to make things any more shit than they are. That whole situation sounds like a nightmare! Id personally end it all ASAP I was frozen in rage for 2 hours. 2 fucking hours. Now I'm tired but doubt I'll sleep. She's asked me to give her another week to find somewhere. Sorry luv, I don't want you in my house while I'm not here. If she can do that while I AM here, I dread to think what she's capable of when I'm not." Shit!! Have you got any friends that could come round and help you evict her? | |||
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic
1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
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"Really fucking bored with total wankers whining and moaning about their "First World Problems". At the moment, it's mainly to do with the weather; but these fuckers aren't happy unless they've got something to bitch about, no matter how trivial it is. Suck it up and be grateful you don't live in Syria." While I get the sentiment, you can’t operate on that level day to day. A problem here is a problem here. The constant moaning - approved
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic
1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
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Babs will be back with more rants never mind PP You're very brave Swingaling
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic
1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
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Babs will be back with more rants never mind PP You're very brave Swingaling
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic
1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
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Babs will be back with more rants never mind PP You're very brave Swingaling
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"1. That big bird is still squawking every morning. 2. It’s still too hot for me. 3. Why is it when I say please don’t send penis pics that I get loads? Even though I don’t normally get them. 4. I still can’t Fab some of the pics I want to Fab and that’s very unfair. 5. PP has spoilt my morning routine. I think that’s about it for now I don’t normally rant but this is almost therapeutic
1. Glad you haven’t named and shamed but that’s no way to talk about forumites
2. You need to put up a ‘Meet today’ that is just some fella to fan you and keep you cool
3. Because men are stupid and can’t help but show off their little John Thomas
4. It mustn’t be meant to be
5. He’ll be back
Approved x 3
Denied x 2
Babs will be back with more rants never mind PP You're very brave Swingaling
What has been denied?
I’ll let you choose Babs
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"yet some knob clearly not grasping select your seat etiquette has booked the aisle seat next to me fs " I don't understand why people do that. It irritates me to put it mildly.
My rant for today is - why do people still choose to flipping park next to you even though you deliberately chose a beeping space away from others? There's a f'ing load of empty spaces but no, choose the one next to me. Why not? That's fine. I'll just mumble under my breath and dramatic sigh and bitch about it on a swingers forum. | |||
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"yet some knob clearly not grasping select your seat etiquette has booked the aisle seat next to me fs
I don't understand why people do that. It irritates me to put it mildly.
My rant for today is - why do people still choose to flipping park next to you even though you deliberately chose a beeping space away from others? There's a f'ing load of empty spaces but no, choose the one next to me. Why not? That's fine. I'll just mumble under my breath and dramatic sigh and bitch about it on a swingers forum."
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"yet some knob clearly not grasping select your seat etiquette has booked the aisle seat next to me fs
I don't understand why people do that. It irritates me to put it mildly.
My rant for today is - why do people still choose to flipping park next to you even though you deliberately chose a beeping space away from others? There's a f'ing load of empty spaces but no, choose the one next to me. Why not? That's fine. I'll just mumble under my breath and dramatic sigh and bitch about it on a swingers forum."That happens to me a lot Meli. Just watch how many times you either come and go from your car and the people next to you do the same thing at the same time even when you park away from others. Now I have noticed it, I can’t stop. I really need to get out more ..... | |||
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"Ppl without a sense of humour on the forum
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Omg you’re naked
This is what I usually do when I wash "Very wise, however I’m used to seeing your shoes not your tackle | |||
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"Select your seat on a plane a concept I particularly like, I’m not a fan of surprises so knowing ahead of time where I’ll be sitting is perfect. Currently the seats selected in the premier cabin are few and far between so needless to say I booked seats on empty rows leaving the aisle seats empty. As I said there are rows and rows of empty seats including window seat rows, yet some knob clearly not grasping select your seat etiquette has booked the aisle seat next to me fs "Sharter cup is the answer
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"Ppl without a sense of humour on the forum
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Omg you’re naked
This is what I usually do when I wash
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"yet some knob clearly not grasping select your seat etiquette has booked the aisle seat next to me fs
I don't understand why people do that. It irritates me to put it mildly.
My rant for today is - why do people still choose to flipping park next to you even though you deliberately chose a beeping space away from others? There's a f'ing load of empty spaces but no, choose the one next to me. Why not? That's fine. I'll just mumble under my breath and dramatic sigh and bitch about it on a swingers forum."Oh, to quote someone else on this thread, that grinds my piss. A car park isn’t a ‘safety in numbers’ thing - why do that. Park somewhere else, tool! Very approved - | |||
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#youknowwhoyouare
Omg you’re naked
This is what I usually do when I wash
Very wise, however I’m used to seeing your shoes not your tackle
You just reminded me that my tackle needs to take a tinkle.
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"Ppl without a sense of humour on the forum
#youknowwhoyouare
Omg you’re naked
This is what I usually do when I wash
Very wise, however I’m used to seeing your shoes not your tackle
You just reminded me that my tackle needs to take a tinkle.
#brb
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#youknowwhoyouare
Omg you’re naked
This is what I usually do when I wash
Very wise, however I’m used to seeing your shoes not your tackle
You just reminded me that my tackle needs to take a tinkle.
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#hopeitwasanepicwee
It was lovely
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"Men who take cock pics over the toilet .... dear god how unappealing is this .... I’m going for a wee so I will take a pic "Sometimes the moment takes you and you HAVE to take a picture of your penis. How did people do this before the advent of smartphones? Did they carry their bulky polaroid cameras around with them? | |||
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"Men who take cock pics over the toilet .... dear god how unappealing is this .... I’m going for a wee so I will take a pic
Sometimes the moment takes you and you HAVE to take a picture of your penis.
How did people do this before the advent of smartphones? Did they carry their bulky polaroid cameras around with them?"Also toilet play/watersports could be their thing? | |||
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"I'm going to rant about job hunting! It's becoming more like my love life every time I decide it's time to move on. Full of false hope, frustration, disappointment, rejection and a fear no one will ever want me! " I have a rant that is similar to this one. Recruitment/recruiters using fishing tactics! It should be illegal! Grrrrrrr! ‘Engineer wanted, competitive salary etc’ and there’s no actual job there! (Just an example) | |||
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"Rant time ! Or if you happen to be the bloke who sorts these toilets out on this site ! Can you put the fucking toilet roll on so it’s NOT the way round Where the side you pull down is against the wall ! Fucking annoying ! Even more annoying that I dunno why it pisses me off so much but it’s just annoying Rant over " I can’t help myself, I turn it around if I’m in somewhere and it’s on like this | |||
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"I can't help but complain about the heat 250 times a day
Yes I know it's boring - but this heat is boring too - I just can't function.
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"Just watch how many times you either come and go from your car and the people next to you do the same thing at the same time even when you park away from others. Now I have noticed it, I can’t stop. I really need to get out more ..... " Don't go out more, it will only happen more Babs! Stay in, it's safe inside. Twice it happened today. Bloody twice. | |||
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"Just watch how many times you either come and go from your car and the people next to you do the same thing at the same time even when you park away from others. Now I have noticed it, I can’t stop. I really need to get out more ..... Don't go out more, it will only happen more Babs! Stay in, it's safe inside. Twice it happened today. Bloody twice. " I once went camping and it was as a huge field, nobody on there, just lil ole me, pitch where you want, I was told. Pitched the tent and off I went for the day. When I got back I had neighbours... a whole field but they pitched right next to me | |||
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"My brain won't focus on the paperwork that I am determined to do... I think it's because the beach is so near and I really wanna be there instead
Try logging off and stop perving "It's perusing not perving. Honest | |||
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"I can't help but complain about the heat 250 times a day
Yes I know it's boring - but this heat is boring too - I just can't function.
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"My brain won't focus on the paperwork that I am determined to do... I think it's because the beach is so near and I really wanna be there instead
Try logging off and stop perving
It's perusing not perving. Honest "I’ve been perving you G3orgie  but then don’t I always? and Pink keeps telling me off for it! | |||
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"People on here who don't understand swinging and cause issues for others. People on here who don't value discretion of others. None of these have happened to me this week but it's happened to some good friends of mine. Why people can't just be grown up is beyond me." Discretion costs nothing and there is no need to cause bother - it doesn’t help anything. Approved | |||
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"People who call others out for starting threads that state a preference, when their profile states their preferences "But surely that is their preference? My brain hurts Approved | |||
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"Men who take cock pics over the toilet .... dear god how unappealing is this .... I’m going for a wee so I will take a pic "Approved - especially if they haven’t flushed  | |||
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"Rant time ! Or if you happen to be the bloke who sorts these toilets out on this site ! Can you put the fucking toilet roll on so it’s NOT the way round Where the side you pull down is against the wall ! Fucking annoying ! Even more annoying that I dunno why it pisses me off so much but it’s just annoying Rant over " It annoys you because it goes against nature and should be stamped out Approved | |||
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"I'm going to rant about job hunting! It's becoming more like my love life every time I decide it's time to move on. Full of false hope, frustration, disappointment, rejection and a fear no one will ever want me! " There is a job out there for you - you are super
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"I'm going to rant about job hunting! It's becoming more like my love life every time I decide it's time to move on. Full of false hope, frustration, disappointment, rejection and a fear no one will ever want me! I have a rant that is similar to this one. Recruitment/recruiters using fishing tactics! It should be illegal! Grrrrrrr! ‘Engineer wanted, competitive salary etc’ and there’s no actual job there! (Just an example)" That’s very naughty - a sneaky way around contact rules from GDPR Approved | |||
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"Couldn't sleep due to heat , even with the fan on high. Now I'm tired a d hot and sweaty at work and fuckin miserable "It’s a bugger this heat and sleep deprivation is awful Approved | |||
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"RANT! Profiles that have rules and stipulations inc. put this in the subject box etc etc I message them meeting all their rules etc and they are rude and aggressive in their reply! Why???????????" You clearly didn’t meet the rules Denied | |||
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"My ex has decided not to return the kids tomorrow as arranged, so I can take them to Brum for my Mom’s birthday. Thankfully I have learnt to anticipate this kind of thing and hadn’t booked the train tickets." How inconsiderate of him. Knob Approved | |||
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"Its till too fucking hot. *shakes fist at the sun." No it’s not Denied | |||
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"I can't help but complain about the heat 250 times a day
Yes I know it's boring - but this heat is boring too - I just can't function.
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"Ingrowing hairs - they’re the devils toenails, I see one I have to have it. I’m like Liam Neeson on a mission if I spot one. Toast sweat and people who pop their toast on the bench to butter it and leave that toast sweat everywhere, dirty fucking animals, get a plate! Roundabouts and idiots who don’t know how to indicate on them. It’s easy. Indicate your intention as you go on, then indicate your intention to come off. When I’m in charge of roads I’m gonna make them like a big tilt thing and if you don’t indicate to come off it just keeps tilting you back on and you have to keep driving round. Ahh! Thank you I feel so much better " Ingrown hairs - approved
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"My rant is about Southern Railway. They have a timetable, which is pointless. They are late or cancelled every day. They rock up with 3 carriages instead of 6 with 5 million people trying to get on and no air con. They have a trolley service which can't serve you because they can't move due to amount of people squished in every available space. As a paying customer, I am paying for imaginary trains, stinking toilets, filthy seats and soaring prices. I'm really pissed off with trains. " Train inefficiency on a whole other scale Approved | |||
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"My brain won't focus on the paperwork that I am determined to do... I think it's because the beach is so near and I really wanna be there instead "Paperwork can be done in the early morning - head for the beach Approved | |||
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"For an organised lady I’m so pants at packing I can’t do it. " I’ve seen the photos and you are
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"I have a rant, my stupid ex changing days when he can have the kids means I may not get over to Manchester on the Friday as planned before the social "He’s given you some warning but that’s very inconvenient. Your liver may thank you though
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"I'm hot and naked. But my feet hurt and my water spray and ice lollies are too far away. "It’s times like these that being able to walk on my hands would be useful Approved | |||
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"M6 northbound shut "Delays are a pain in the pooper Approved | |||
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"Stuck at home with a broken foot. "Ouch - that’s not nice Approved | |||
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"It's a mild one and an every day thing. I only have female statuses showing but I'm sure both sexes are as bad as each other. Only relates to fab. Questions that begin with 'Why do Men......'. You send them an answer and it's unread/deleted. They knew their question was packed with shit before posting it and see it as revenge maybe, perhaps an ego boost. I don't know. Just refrain from doing it fab member" I’m always tempted to do that myself
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"Meh. Same rant as always. Had to phone in sick to work because of my back. Been sleeping/throwing up all day. Had to cancel a meet "Good lord that sounds awful Approved | |||
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"I can't help but complain about the heat 250 times a day
Yes I know it's boring - but this heat is boring too - I just can't function.
Yes you can. Believe and you can achieve
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"My rant is when I reply, nice and polite, after receiving a nice message that they are not what I'm looking for I receive a nasty, name calling message back. Think I should stop being nice x" There is no need for rudeness Approved | |||
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"Doing fitness sessions in 30 degree heat is just stupid" Yes it is Self inflicted Denied | |||
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"I want the sun to fuck off now." I don’t fancy your chances Denied | |||
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"Vicious people, who seek petty revenge. Making false allegations & trying to screw over people's lives.. Childish, immature & very sad. Build a bridge & cross it, you sad bastard " Knobs. Class A knobs Approved | |||
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