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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmmm.....now let me think.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm.....now let me think..... "

Waits patiently q

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Chuck you in an ice bath

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d get you to stand on tip toe and put your hands up high. Then get you to turn around and then touch your toes.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

reach for the massage oil

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Refer you to your other thread about first messages perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d get you to stand on tip toe and put your hands up high. Then get you to turn around and then touch your toes. "
sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself

This "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you to get dressed or you will have me sacked . I'm at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"
im gonna go out on a limb here and asume someones got the summer horn tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer you my coat so you can cover up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?im gonna go out on a limb here and asume someones got the summer horn tonight"

All bloody day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself "

How did I not see this earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself

How did I not see this earlier "

I made a mess in the end sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a cuppa.

Its too hot.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’d look at you for a couple of minutes. Exploring your body with my eyes. And then I’d do the same with my lips.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Spend awhile taking in every curve from all angles.

Then spend a lot longer exploring the curves with fingers and tongue.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Point out that in a couple of milli-seconds hell hath no fury is going to be interrogating you no holds barred as to why you are in our house naked and she was unaware of any prior arrangements thereby violating our "play" rules.

It might be better if you just signed a confession now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself

How did I not see this earlier

I made a mess in the end sorry "

I like messes

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Thank my lucky stars then do what I could to pleasure you until you can't take anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Pin u to the nearest wall avalable

Kiss you work my way around your upper body lips neck chest then slide my other hand gently down your side getting a big handfull of your arse gripping firm as we kiss and i lever your leg up and around me teasing your inner thigh before stroking your pussy from under your leg and sliting just the tips of my fingers in

I would lift your hands around my neck before cripping hard on your arse cheeks and lift you onto my pulsing cock letting you ride me against the wall before carrying you to the nearest bed and gently laying you down before pushing back your legs and stuffing my face in your hot waiting pussy

Il stop there before i mess myself

How did I not see this earlier

I made a mess in the end sorry

I like messes "

Good im mid way thru making another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching TV so I'd ask you to move out of the way.

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Ask how you broke into my house with no clothes and no equipment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you to get in to bed and pull the handcuffs out

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Just making a cuppa, want one?

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Kiss you passionately and caress your lovely body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, but I can't stop looking at your gorgeous bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea, but I can't stop looking at your gorgeous bum. "

Your bum is pretty hot too

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea, but I can't stop looking at your gorgeous bum.

Your bum is pretty hot too"

Now that would be a 3some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you it might just ruin the anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After thanking god my dreams had come true !

I would lie you down on your back, hold your legs open wide, and ravish your pussy and arsehole with my tongue, til you get very wet.

Then, so I could look at your lovely arse I would flip you over, condom up and slide right in to your pussy. Teasing your ass with fingers at same time.

Hope u like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After thanking god my dreams had come true !

I would lie you down on your back, hold your legs open wide, and ravish your pussy and arsehole with my tongue, til you get very wet.

Then, so I could look at your lovely arse I would flip you over, condom up and slide right in to your pussy. Teasing your ass with fingers at same time.

Hope u like"

Sounds so good

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Maybe reach for the massage oil then maybe a bit of sensual kissing which might lead into more fun

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"
If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Wonder why you were naked on the Halifax to Leeds train and offer my shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a finger into your hole to check your body temperature and depending on it, I'll either give you some paracetamole or a kinder bueno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run off with your red hold ups ... love 'em... nice Bum btw

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Say in a very low voice "sorry, that's never happened before" and slope away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Wonder why you were naked on the Halifax to Leeds train and offer my shirt"

Aww thank you mind sir

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

If youre naked in front of me, then youve broken into my house! which means out with the restraints, and when Ann comes home we can decide what to do to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

If youre naked in front of me, then youve broken into my house! which means out with the restraints, and when Ann comes home we can decide what to do to you "

Oh I love restraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Raise an eyebrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rim the arse off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rim the arse off you "

Get in their

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You might get done for public indecency, as I am in a shopping mall in London.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might get done for public indecency, as I am in a shopping mall in London."

That could be fun

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

I would lead you upstairs to the bed room

As you try to avoid eye contact with me you see the cuffs and blindfold on the bed

Your heart races as you know shortly you will be wearing them totally helpless

Once naked I examine your body making sure you're smooth shaven and your hold ups are level

I sit on the bed and click my fingers again pointing at the floor

You quickly get on your knees between my legs still avoiding eye contact

I pull the cuffs to my side and ask for wrists

The soft leather wraps around your wrists as the buckles lock you realise how wet you are

I then pull you too your feet by your hair and walk you backwards to the door where there is two hooks at the top waiting for you to be tied to the door in a cross position

Then I slowly slip the blindfold down over your head the darkness engulfs you as you try and listen to what is happening

You feel my hand between your legs and pushing your thighs apart you feel my fingers probing the folds of your wet cunt and you know I know how turned on you are

You shudder as my finger breaks the seal of your lips slowly getting covered in your juices

The fingering motion quickens

Your body betrays you as you feel an orgasm building in you as your mind says he's a stranger I haven't even kissed him yet and yet I'm letting him finger fuck my tied up body

Then you feel the fingering stop and the hand removed from between your legs

You hear the word "open" and instinctively you open your mouth ready to taste yourself

You take the juice covered finger in your mouth and suck it hard like it was a hard cock even flicking your tongue around it

I take my fingers out of your mouth and leave you standing there

You hear a faint vibrating noise moving closer to you

Then the cold tips of the claws touch your hot skin

The sensation is intense as they vibrate lightly over your skin

Slowly going shoulder to shoulder then working down over your breasts but missing your nipples

Slowly down your body I tease you

Then run them up your stockinged legs again stopping short of your wet aching cunt

You feel my warm breathe on your left nipple giving it a soft suck waking it up then once hard I pinch it and pull it out and place 2 clothes pegs one either side of it

Same on right nipple

Then silence again

Then I grab you by the throat pinning you to door as you feel something big between your legs

As I flick the on switch on the wand you shudder as the pleasure waves through your helpless body

As the orgasm you waited so long for builds again

You muster the word "please" feebly from your lips

And I reply NO and remove the wand

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I would wear your legs as earrings then kiss, nibble and lick your vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

I would lead you upstairs to the bed room

As you try to avoid eye contact with me you see the cuffs and blindfold on the bed

Your heart races as you know shortly you will be wearing them totally helpless

Once naked I examine your body making sure you're smooth shaven and your hold ups are level

I sit on the bed and click my fingers again pointing at the floor

You quickly get on your knees between my legs still avoiding eye contact

I pull the cuffs to my side and ask for wrists

The soft leather wraps around your wrists as the buckles lock you realise how wet you are

I then pull you too your feet by your hair and walk you backwards to the door where there is two hooks at the top waiting for you to be tied to the door in a cross position

Then I slowly slip the blindfold down over your head the darkness engulfs you as you try and listen to what is happening

You feel my hand between your legs and pushing your thighs apart you feel my fingers probing the folds of your wet cunt and you know I know how turned on you are

You shudder as my finger breaks the seal of your lips slowly getting covered in your juices

The fingering motion quickens

Your body betrays you as you feel an orgasm building in you as your mind says he's a stranger I haven't even kissed him yet and yet I'm letting him finger fuck my tied up body

Then you feel the fingering stop and the hand removed from between your legs

You hear the word "open" and instinctively you open your mouth ready to taste yourself

You take the juice covered finger in your mouth and suck it hard like it was a hard cock even flicking your tongue around it

I take my fingers out of your mouth and leave you standing there

You hear a faint vibrating noise moving closer to you

Then the cold tips of the claws touch your hot skin

The sensation is intense as they vibrate lightly over your skin

Slowly going shoulder to shoulder then working down over your breasts but missing your nipples

Slowly down your body I tease you

Then run them up your stockinged legs again stopping short of your wet aching cunt

You feel my warm breathe on your left nipple giving it a soft suck waking it up then once hard I pinch it and pull it out and place 2 clothes pegs one either side of it

Same on right nipple

Then silence again

Then I grab you by the throat pinning you to door as you feel something big between your legs

As I flick the on switch on the wand you shudder as the pleasure waves through your helpless body

As the orgasm you waited so long for builds again

You muster the word "please" feebly from your lips

And I reply NO and remove the wand"

That's a lot of reading

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Move my cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna share a cookie??

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By *layfulfoxMan
over a year ago

nowhere

I'm in my back garden so we would put on one hell of a show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna share a cookie??

"

Yes please

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"Wanna share a cookie??

"

Can i be the cookie? I have chocolate chips, i swear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna share a cookie??

Can i be the cookie? I have chocolate chips, i swear "

I'd rather am Oreo. I love to lick the middle

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"Wanna share a cookie??

Can i be the cookie? I have chocolate chips, i swear

I'd rather am Oreo. I love to lick the middle "

Oreos are overrated, but im with you on the licking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna share a cookie??

Can i be the cookie? I have chocolate chips, i swear

I'd rather am Oreo. I love to lick the middle

Oreos are overrated, but im with you on the licking "

And nibbling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

still horny

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


" still horny "

Maybe I would stand in front of you totally naked, as close as I can without touching...staring into your eyes, blowing on your neck and running my hands tantalisingly close over your entire body....but no touching......yet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" still horny

Maybe I would stand in front of you totally naked, as close as I can without touching...staring into your eyes, blowing on your neck and running my hands tantalisingly close over your entire body....but no touching......yet x"

Oh that sounds so hot

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

List would shorter on what I wouldn't do.

But, currently panic as I'm in the middle of watering the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Ask you to move, you're blocking the TV

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Ask you to move, you're blocking the TV

C"

Especially if Dredd is on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Ask you to move, you're blocking the TV

C

Especially if Dredd is on! "

This guy knows

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I? "

You know Dredds on right?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


" still horny

Maybe I would stand in front of you totally naked, as close as I can without touching...staring into your eyes, blowing on your neck and running my hands tantalisingly close over your entire body....but no touching......yet x

Oh that sounds so hot "

It would be mesmerising to watch and hear you cum just from being so close and using my breath on the sensitive areas of your body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?"

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C"

As long as you mean the original Robocop!

Not the shit remake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C"

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

As long as you mean the original Robocop!

Not the shit remake"

Well that was a short-lived friendship... Alright we'll watch both and you pick the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out "

LAD!!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

It would depend where we are

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

I’d go grab a can of squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out "

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there "

There is only the original. There is no remake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

There is only the original. There is no remake "

Let's just agree to disagree and put Empire Strikes Back on

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

There is only the original. There is no remake

Let's just agree to disagree and put Empire Strikes Back on

C"

If Kitten doesn't marry you, I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

There is only the original. There is no remake

Let's just agree to disagree and put Empire Strikes Back on

C"

Couldn't we put one of the better Star Wars films on... like Attack of the Droids?

.

(and that was how the great fucking hot summer riot of 2018 started )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

There is only the original. There is no remake

Let's just agree to disagree and put Empire Strikes Back on

C

If Kitten doesn't marry you, I will!"

That's my plan though, so you can get in line and you might get your chance, when he finally realises how annoying I really am

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

There is only the original. There is no remake

Let's just agree to disagree and put Empire Strikes Back on

C

If Kitten doesn't marry you, I will!

That's my plan though, so you can get in line and you might get your chance, when he finally realises how annoying I really am

K"

Just throwing it out there. 3way marriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if vagina is a part of your body

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd lie you back on the bed and hover over you as we kissed, my body just slightly skimming across your skin. Then slowly hover down over your neck kissing you then blowing on the kisses to cool you down. Then do this sporadically and without warning all the way down your body to your toes... you never quite knowing when the next kiss will come and where it will be, before I slowly make my way back up the inside of your legs, then your thighs, kissing and blowing, kissing and blowing, until I hover suggestively over your glistening wet warm yearning pussy, my breath just subtly catching it. Will I kiss it? Won't I? Will I lick it deep and sweet and satisfy you? Or won't I?

You know Dredds on right?

And then it's Robocop so, you know, get a room.

C

Oh! No one mentioned Robocop Yeah. Fuck that darling here's a cucumber. Go sort yourself out

Oh it's just the shit remake is it?!

Oh mon cherie Tittytamera! I didn't mean it like that. I meant that you should take a moment to admire this beautiful fruit of the earth. So long and green and straight (in accord with EU regulation 3756). Then come back to me and I will show you my desire.

Tittytamera?

Tittytamera?

Damn I think I've blown my chances there

There is only the original. There is no remake

Let's just agree to disagree and put Empire Strikes Back on

C

If Kitten doesn't marry you, I will!

That's my plan though, so you can get in line and you might get your chance, when he finally realises how annoying I really am

K

Just throwing it out there. 3way marriage? "

Now that could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

I can't say where it would end up, but it would start with baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

I can't say where it would end up, but it would start with baby oil"

I do love babyoil

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


" "
Put on a show for the Albanian Chip Shop owner opposite my shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Slather you in sun tan lotion, better safe than sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Slather you in sun tan lotion, better safe than sorry. "

Thanks can you do my back please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Slather you in sun tan lotion, better safe than sorry.

Thanks can you do my back please?"

I have enough cream to do all of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Slather you in sun tan lotion, better safe than sorry.

Thanks can you do my back please?

I have enough cream to do all of you. "

Now there's a challange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and join me ..silly place to do it against a wall. So soft here to lay on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An all over massage with each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

Get dressed I’m taking you to Australia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?

Slather you in sun tan lotion, better safe than sorry.

Thanks can you do my back please?

I have enough cream to do all of you.

Now there's a challange "

Not really.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...


"If I was naked in front of you right now what would you to me ?"

I would have someone pinch me to make sure dreams actually do come true

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