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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get that when you see someone you like your eager to send a message but try and remember the person behind the profile is real. Treat them as you would if you me them in real life. Turn offs for me are asking if I want to meet or fuck in the first few messages. Guys who ask questions that are already answered on my profile. Basically for me if you wouldn't say it to my face in real life then don't say it here.

So what turns you off in messages ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Text speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get that when you see someone you like your eager to send a message but try and remember the person behind the profile is real. Treat them as you would if you me them in real life. Turn offs for me are asking if I want to meet or fuck in the first few messages. Guys who ask questions that are already answered on my profile. Basically for me if you wouldn't say it to my face in real life then don't say it here.

So what turns you off in messages ?"

When I get a close up picture of beef curtains next to a sky remote

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Urgh, when I get a message (fuck all other comms before this) telling me all the things they want to do to me. Despise that.

You want this? With a cock pic attached

So many things. Most of which show lack of respect and the "you're no more than a vagina" mindset

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything starting with "can I ask you a question?"

Obvious cut and paste 'erotica' designed to turn me on but actually makes my vagina sew itself shut

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The long winded story ones that sound like a hideous mash up of a crappy Mills & Boon and the worst passages of Fifty Shades of Dross. They usually start with “you open the front door and .....”. "

Shit.....

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

I hate your shoes

Ss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

Nice shoes

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

You have lovely shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything starting with "can I ask you a question?"

Obvious cut and paste 'erotica' designed to turn me on but actually makes my vagina sew itself shut"

I like to respond along the lines of “yes, but only one and you’ve just used up your quota”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology

You have lovely shoes "

They are damn fine shoes, I agree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Text speak "

Oh this too

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Anything starting with "can I ask you a question?"

Obvious cut and paste 'erotica' designed to turn me on but actually makes my vagina sew itself shut"

My biggest bug bear on here!

That or , 'so how are you finding Fab?' , 'what are you on here for?'

I mean really

Ss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything starting with "can I ask you a question?"

Obvious cut and paste 'erotica' designed to turn me on but actually makes my vagina sew itself shut

I like to respond along the lines of “yes, but only one and you’ve just used up your quota”. "

Love this. Gonna try it next time

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Anything starting with "can I ask you a question?"

Obvious cut and paste 'erotica' designed to turn me on but actually makes my vagina sew itself shut

I like to respond along the lines of “yes, but only one and you’ve just used up your quota”.

Love this. Gonna try it next time "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When they ask me what I'm wearing.

When they ask me what I'm into.

When they send me a little story that's as dull as fuck and you think 'Christ is that the best you can come up with'.

When they say 'How's you?'

When they attach a cock they are obviously proud of and ask if you want it.

When they send you an action shot.

I feel sorry for the single guys sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

#yourshoessuck

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"What you into?"

Read the damned profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into

What do you like

How's fab treating you

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Hi, I would love to fuck you while your husband watched.

Would you mind if I paid you for sex, please don’t take offence, it’s just my thing!

Would you consider selling me some of your used panties?

We usually reply to these type of messages now with a reply saying, sorry this is a fake profile set up as a research project for Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you into

What do you like

How's fab treating you

"

What do you like. Drives me nuts. Last you that asked that I wrote back long walks in the park and romantic music. He replied with its a swinging site

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What you into

What do you like

How's fab treating you

What do you like. Drives me nuts. Last you that asked that I wrote back long walks in the park and romantic music. He replied with its a swinging site "

I recommend reading my profile, and the amount that tell me I'm stupid for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything starting with "can I ask you a question?"

Obvious cut and paste 'erotica' designed to turn me on but actually makes my vagina sew itself shut

My biggest bug bear on here!

Definitely this for me aswell

That or , 'so how are you finding Fab?' , 'what are you on here for?'

I mean really

Ss"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hey baby"

Yes, 39 years ago I was a baby, not so fitting now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you into

What do you like

How's fab treating you

What do you like. Drives me nuts. Last you that asked that I wrote back long walks in the park and romantic music. He replied with its a swinging site "

After a while,I've given up on telling them to read the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my fantasy to fuck a mature BBW while her husband watches. WTF bore off x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'll let you know when I receive one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you into

What do you like

How's fab treating you

What do you like. Drives me nuts. Last you that asked that I wrote back long walks in the park and romantic music. He replied with its a swinging site

After a while,I've given up on telling them to read the profile "

I don't usually bother even relying

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

I went one better and said they were lovely I think. Do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do if reading their profile and asking them questions doesnt work? :/

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Anything telling me what I'm going to do or assuming we're now in a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples who message saying "will you come and be our fuck toy?"

I really need to think about such an awesome offer.....not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couples who message saying "will you come and be our fuck toy?"

I really need to think about such an awesome offer.....not!"

Hang on you said that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I would love to fuck you while your husband watched.

Would you mind if I paid you for sex, please don’t take offence, it’s just my thing!

Would you consider selling me some of your used panties?

We usually reply to these type of messages now with a reply saying, sorry this is a fake profile set up as a research project for Sydney University."

Love the fake Sydney idea

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"What do you do if reading their profile and asking them questions doesnt work? :/"

I would assume that I'm not the kind of person they're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo!

Hello naughty, how’s tricks?

Can I impregnate you? *

*errrrr you may wanna check out my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couples who message saying "will you come and be our fuck toy?"

I really need to think about such an awesome offer.....not!"

Never had this

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Boo!

Hello naughty, how’s tricks?

Can I impregnate you? *

*errrrr you may wanna check out my age "

Oh I hate the breeding messages with a passion. Related, "You're going to be my filthy (slur) and come to dinner with another man's cum dripping down your leg." Why would you say that to a stranger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it says 'couple' next to their username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couples who message saying "will you come and be our fuck toy?"

I really need to think about such an awesome offer.....not!

Hang on you said that to me "

Shhhhhh man, that's different, I'm allowed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hi, how are you both?

Erm.... I'm single

Hi Claire

who the fuck is Claire?

Hey stranger (from someone I've never spoken to let alone met)

Stranger danger, stranger danger

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Creepy messages telling me exactly where I am on my train journey home. You know who you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couples who message saying "will you come and be our fuck toy?"

I really need to think about such an awesome offer.....not!

Hang on you said that to me

Shhhhhh man, that's different, I'm allowed "

Well you need to explain the rules

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Creepy messages telling me exactly where I am on my train journey home. You know who you are! "

#ninjawarrior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, please stop telling me to remove this wet tee shirt or I’ll catch my death!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies, please stop telling me to remove this wet tee shirt or I’ll catch my death! "

I'll remove it for you

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Lol

Babe

How's you?

Meet now?

I don't bite (unless you ask)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i pull your finger hard

Urm not thats called dislocation you sausage heads

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Hi..

Hey..

How's u.

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Grammar

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"I wanna get you pregnant"

Yes I've really had that sent to me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock i do massage and love cum

Well you ant a bloke love

Tottally genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol

Babe

How's you?

Meet now?

I don't bite (unless you ask)"

I hate being called babe

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Lol

Babe

How's you?

Meet now?

I don't bite (unless you ask)

I hate being called babe "

I've been getting bbe a lot. I'm not sure if it's meant to be babe or baby... and I'd prefer neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i pull your finger hard

Urm not thats called dislocation you sausage heads"

Hey up, are we back to the 'pull' thread again. You and your finger do cause quite a stir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Babe

How's you?

Meet now?

I don't bite (unless you ask)

I hate being called babe "

Me too, hate it with a passion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i pull your finger hard

Urm not thats called dislocation you sausage heads

Hey up, are we back to the 'pull' thread again. You and your finger do cause quite a stir!"

Dunno why we just mosey along like john wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get that when you see someone you like your eager to send a message but try and remember the person behind the profile is real. Treat them as you would if you me them in real life. Turn offs for me are asking if I want to meet or fuck in the first few messages. Guys who ask questions that are already answered on my profile. Basically for me if you wouldn't say it to my face in real life then don't say it here.

So what turns you off in messages ?"

People demanding things. I once had a couple ask me for meet. Yes they asked me a single guy lol. However, they demanded the first meet to be a social only. Fair enough. Except they lived a 6 hour drive from me. I am sorry but now way am I driving 6 hours for social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ones so far ...

Hi can I impregnate you!!

And a dick pic with a chocolate finger on it

you know who u are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo!

Hello naughty, how’s tricks?

Can I impregnate you? *

*errrrr you may wanna check out my age "

Asking if they can impregnate you shows they didn't read your profile and sent you a copy and paste messages they sent to loads of women at the same time they messaged you.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology

I hate your shoes

Ss"

That's well and truly put the boot on the other foot.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Best ones so far ...

Hi can I impregnate you!!

And a dick pic with a chocolate finger on it

you know who u are "

Saw one the other day with a row of choccy buttons on it! Some brown, some white. Perhaps he was embracing diversity?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Messages that assume I want to meet from the off. Obviously expecting one to say yes on the strength of a cock pic, and that they have sky TV

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Babe

How's you?

Meet now?

I don't bite (unless you ask)

I hate being called babe

Me too, hate it with a passion."

Me three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind "

Maybe if women messaged more....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind "

Oh same

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind "

I have to say, I often ask what people have planned.... Mostly to make conversation, not because I'm planning to hide in the bushes nearby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

I have to say, I often ask what people have planned.... Mostly to make conversation, not because I'm planning to hide in the bushes nearby...."

But would that be the first thing you say to a woman you meet in the street ?? I doubt it. And you can make conversation about other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

Maybe if women messaged more...."

When I message I usually pick something about them from their profile and start a conversation about that.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

I have to say, I often ask what people have planned.... Mostly to make conversation, not because I'm planning to hide in the bushes nearby....

But would that be the first thing you say to a woman you meet in the street ?? I doubt it. And you can make conversation about other things "

Why would I say that to a woman on the street?

The last conversation I had with a woman on the street was telling her that she'd left her eggs on the roof of her car as she was backing out of her space.

I'll often send a short message for my first message, so they can read my profile and decide if they want to chat more. I'm not going waste my time on a short essay, nor am I going to fall over myself to entertain people. You are messaging strangers, not your best mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the most hilarious exchange earlier after getting a rather crude message.

I wish I could share it, it was a classic.

If I were a ranter I'd be composing a long rant about it for the Thursday that thread in 3 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

I have to say, I often ask what people have planned.... Mostly to make conversation, not because I'm planning to hide in the bushes nearby....

But would that be the first thing you say to a woman you meet in the street ?? I doubt it. And you can make conversation about other things "

Like "cracking pair of tits ya got there busty"?.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"When they ask me what I'm wearing.

When they ask me what I'm into.

When they send me a little story that's as dull as fuck and you think 'Christ is that the best you can come up with'.

When they say 'How's you?'

When they attach a cock they are obviously proud of and ask if you want it.

When they send you an action shot.

I feel sorry for the single guys sometimes!!"

Told one I was wearing pj's dressing gown and slippers the other day, (I actually was!) don't think it's what he wanted to hear, he didn't message again lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they ask me what I'm wearing.

When they ask me what I'm into.

When they send me a little story that's as dull as fuck and you think 'Christ is that the best you can come up with'.

When they say 'How's you?'

When they attach a cock they are obviously proud of and ask if you want it.

When they send you an action shot.

I feel sorry for the single guys sometimes!!

Told one I was wearing pj's dressing gown and slippers the other day, (I actually was!) don't think it's what he wanted to hear, he didn't message again lol. "

That would do me tbh

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We've a few dislikes. People who use text speak, that clearly haven't read our profile, crude or porn talk and those that have you saying to yourself "how old are you"

The latter for us demonstrates how juvenile the mindset of many here are.

We like a good laugh as much as the next guy, but really a act your age. If you can't message without being an over familiar clown, what makes you think we're happy to sit in a pub and subject ourselves to it.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What are you into? Reading, movies, cross stitch, the odd session on the driving range, beach etc. The usual stuff really.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get that when you see someone you like your eager to send a message but try and remember the person behind the profile is real. Treat them as you would if you me them in real life. Turn offs for me are asking if I want to meet or fuck in the first few messages. Guys who ask questions that are already answered on my profile. Basically for me if you wouldn't say it to my face in real life then don't say it here.

So what turns you off in messages ?"

If a woman in first message says can we meet and can I see your dick

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message. "

Bit of a generalisation there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say . " fuck me your hot " . I mean .Tell me something I didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and if she says ' hi how are you or how's your day'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she sends pics if her pussy I mean once you've seen one you've seen em all

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message. "

My first messages aren't like that at all. Mine contain actual sentences that make sense, references to things and sometimes something humorous.

If the receiver doesn't like my message, oh well, it means I wasn't for them, and in turn, they wouldn't have been for me.

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message.

My first messages aren't like that at all. Mine contain actual sentences that make sense, references to things and sometimes something humorous.

If the receiver doesn't like my message, oh well, it means I wasn't for them, and in turn, they wouldn't have been for me.

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men. "

cynic

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

I have to say, I often ask what people have planned.... Mostly to make conversation, not because I'm planning to hide in the bushes nearby....

But would that be the first thing you say to a woman you meet in the street ?? I doubt it. And you can make conversation about other things "

At work, I often use the phrase what are you up to for the rest of the day as a conversation starter.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men. "

Yeah sure. You would know that how? Anyways... Who says I was talking just about this site? I've been on plenty of other sites over the years and a lot of the time women do send generic boring first messages. That's not to say they're necessarily boring if you get in a conversation with them, although a lot of the time they are. A lot of women on dating sites also have a crap profile as they know they don't need to make much effort as they'll still get a constant influx of messages from men (if they look half-decent.)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men.

Yeah sure. You would know that how? Anyways... Who says I was talking just about this site? I've been on plenty of other sites over the years and a lot of the time women do send generic boring first messages. That's not to say they're necessarily boring if you get in a conversation with them, although a lot of the time they are. A lot of women on dating sites also have a crap profile as they know they don't need to make much effort as they'll still get a constant influx of messages from men (if they look half-decent.)"

Yet those men still message the women with crap profiles. Who's the mug?

I have on mine that I rarely read messages and am currently sitting on 528 unread. 100 more than yesterday. I ain't gonna get bent out of shape and start a thread about women being rude, not replying or even reading messages. If they wanna waste their time then so be it.

I didn't say it was 100% men sending those messages, I said a high probability. I'd like to think that a lot of women who've been on the receiving end of the shit ones, would take a little care in making sure they sent something with some substance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree, it's shame though. Too many here are timewasters ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

them: hey, hows things?

me: alright? im good ta, hows yourself?

them: horny lol

block

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alright sweet cheeks

I'm not entirely sure that this approach works, I'm gonna have to save it to ma to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men.

Yeah sure. You would know that how? Anyways... Who says I was talking just about this site? I've been on plenty of other sites over the years and a lot of the time women do send generic boring first messages. That's not to say they're necessarily boring if you get in a conversation with them, although a lot of the time they are. A lot of women on dating sites also have a crap profile as they know they don't need to make much effort as they'll still get a constant influx of messages from men (if they look half-decent.)

Yet those men still message the women with crap profiles. Who's the mug?

I have on mine that I rarely read messages and am currently sitting on 528 unread. 100 more than yesterday. I ain't gonna get bent out of shape and start a thread about women being rude, not replying or even reading messages. If they wanna waste their time then so be it.

I didn't say it was 100% men sending those messages, I said a high probability. I'd like to think that a lot of women who've been on the receiving end of the shit ones, would take a little care in making sure they sent something with some substance."

yes but think about your message statistics for a minute on the basis of your 528 messages 100 more than yesterday and none read so absolutely no point messaging. You so I personally wouldn't, I need to have conversation to get to know the person I meet and say for example you were to message me because you liked my profile, the likelihood of you seeing my reply zero probably, I just don't go anywhere near the popular women on this site it's like banging your head against a brick wall..... Pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who message "I know you're straight but.."

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"

Yet those men still message the women with crap profiles. Who's the mug?

I have on mine that I rarely read messages and am currently sitting on 528 unread. 100 more than yesterday. I ain't gonna get bent out of shape and start a thread about women being rude, not replying or even reading messages. If they wanna waste their time then so be it.

I didn't say it was 100% men sending those messages, I said a high probability. I'd like to think that a lot of women who've been on the receiving end of the shit ones, would take a little care in making sure they sent something with some substance."

Because everyone knows men will just look at the pics and think "ooh she's not bad looking" and message her anyway. Personally I much prefer if a woman has some info about her so it makes her look more interesting and it gives me something to work with if I decide to message her.

And still don't know why you think it's a "high probability" that there's loads of men on these sites pretending to be women so they can message men. Because they're gay and want a cock pick? Nah, rarely happens.

The ones to look out for are the fakes that after their first message send you a link to some dodgy website or tell you to email them.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men.

Yeah sure. You would know that how? Anyways... Who says I was talking just about this site? I've been on plenty of other sites over the years and a lot of the time women do send generic boring first messages. That's not to say they're necessarily boring if you get in a conversation with them, although a lot of the time they are. A lot of women on dating sites also have a crap profile as they know they don't need to make much effort as they'll still get a constant influx of messages from men (if they look half-decent.)

Yet those men still message the women with crap profiles. Who's the mug?

I have on mine that I rarely read messages and am currently sitting on 528 unread. 100 more than yesterday. I ain't gonna get bent out of shape and start a thread about women being rude, not replying or even reading messages. If they wanna waste their time then so be it.

I didn't say it was 100% men sending those messages, I said a high probability. I'd like to think that a lot of women who've been on the receiving end of the shit ones, would take a little care in making sure they sent something with some substance.yes but think about your message statistics for a minute on the basis of your 528 messages 100 more than yesterday and none read so absolutely no point messaging. You so I personally wouldn't, I need to have conversation to get to know the person I meet and say for example you were to message me because you liked my profile, the likelihood of you seeing my reply zero probably, I just don't go anywhere near the popular women on this site it's like banging your head against a brick wall..... Pointless "

I ain't that popular, I'm just in an area where there are lots of members and a lot of the men spam mail all the ladies online at that time that are relatively local in the hope to catch a fish.

I do read some messages, mainly if it's from a forum thread, as you can tell by the title if it is.

I doubt I'll read many today as I know I'm in a mood, so it will only serve as me using a sharp tongue (which I find therapeutic when I'm due on, but today really won't be a good idea)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Yet those men still message the women with crap profiles. Who's the mug?

I have on mine that I rarely read messages and am currently sitting on 528 unread. 100 more than yesterday. I ain't gonna get bent out of shape and start a thread about women being rude, not replying or even reading messages. If they wanna waste their time then so be it.

I didn't say it was 100% men sending those messages, I said a high probability. I'd like to think that a lot of women who've been on the receiving end of the shit ones, would take a little care in making sure they sent something with some substance.

Because everyone knows men will just look at the pics and think "ooh she's not bad looking" and message her anyway. Personally I much prefer if a woman has some info about her so it makes her look more interesting and it gives me something to work with if I decide to message her.

And still don't know why you think it's a "high probability" that there's loads of men on these sites pretending to be women so they can message men. Because they're gay and want a cock pick? Nah, rarely happens.

The ones to look out for are the fakes that after their first message send you a link to some dodgy website or tell you to email them. "

Because they're pricks who get a kick out of winding people up. For shits n giggles.

Not all obviously, but there are plenty.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"

yes but think about your message statistics for a minute on the basis of your 528 messages 100 more than yesterday and none read so absolutely no point messaging. You so I personally wouldn't, I need to have conversation to get to know the person I meet and say for example you were to message me because you liked my profile, the likelihood of you seeing my reply zero probably, I just don't go anywhere near the popular women on this site it's like banging your head against a brick wall..... Pointless "

Yeah this is true. Most of the time your message doesn't get read or the woman will just delete it as she's on a deleting spree. I don't bother messaging women on here much now. Prefer the forum I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men.

Yeah sure. You would know that how? Anyways... Who says I was talking just about this site? I've been on plenty of other sites over the years and a lot of the time women do send generic boring first messages. That's not to say they're necessarily boring if you get in a conversation with them, although a lot of the time they are. A lot of women on dating sites also have a crap profile as they know they don't need to make much effort as they'll still get a constant influx of messages from men (if they look half-decent.)

Yet those men still message the women with crap profiles. Who's the mug?

I have on mine that I rarely read messages and am currently sitting on 528 unread. 100 more than yesterday. I ain't gonna get bent out of shape and start a thread about women being rude, not replying or even reading messages. If they wanna waste their time then so be it.

I didn't say it was 100% men sending those messages, I said a high probability. I'd like to think that a lot of women who've been on the receiving end of the shit ones, would take a little care in making sure they sent something with some substance.yes but think about your message statistics for a minute on the basis of your 528 messages 100 more than yesterday and none read so absolutely no point messaging. You so I personally wouldn't, I need to have conversation to get to know the person I meet and say for example you were to message me because you liked my profile, the likelihood of you seeing my reply zero probably, I just don't go anywhere near the popular women on this site it's like banging your head against a brick wall..... Pointless

I ain't that popular, I'm just in an area where there are lots of members and a lot of the men spam mail all the ladies online at that time that are relatively local in the hope to catch a fish.

I do read some messages, mainly if it's from a forum thread, as you can tell by the title if it is.

I doubt I'll read many today as I know I'm in a mood, so it will only serve as me using a sharp tongue (which I find therapeutic when I'm due on, but today really won't be a good idea)"

No area is any more popular than any other and 528 messages in anybodies book makes you popular, I get the forum message thing but if messages are flying into your message box at a rate of knots even they get swallowed up in the pile

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I hate it when they say nice cock pic. When clearly it's a hen.

Also when they say call me by my prison number

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"

Because they're pricks who get a kick out of winding people up. For shits n giggles.

Not all obviously, but there are plenty."

I'm sure it happens occasionally but you're just guessing.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

My 2 most memorable first messages were:

1. (From a lady) Hi, you are hot, would you like some of this? Just had a meet and still horny - attached was a picture of her multiple pierced very unattractive vagina that had just taken an internal cum load.

2. (From a male) Hi, I know you are straight but would you mind taking a shit on my table and making me eat it in front of my boyfriend.

Very quickly found the block and filters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message. "

They are probably men masquerading as women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

But your ankles are dreamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

Shoes?

What shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice jacket.

I know its a nice jacket. If it wasnt nice i would not have bought it !

Mind you some find my initial message weird. Alot of the time i try poetry based on the profile. Some get it and message back , some must find it weird. Oh well. Onwards and upwards.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message.

They are probably men masquerading as women "

Oh don't say that, you'll get told you're wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message.

They are probably men masquerading as women "

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"On the rare occasion a woman messages first it's usually "hey how are you?" Or just "Hi."

Women are pretty crap at the first message thing yet they expect the guy to come up with a world-class first message.

They are probably men masquerading as women

Oh don't say that, you'll get told you're wrong."

Yep that's right lol. Think women are getting offended that other women can be boring and/or a weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

Maybe if women messaged more....

When I message I usually pick something about them from their profile and start a conversation about that. "

I do that all the time and it never works so it doesn't matter much.

If it works it works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

Maybe if women messaged more....

When I message I usually pick something about them from their profile and start a conversation about that.

I do that all the time and it never works so it doesn't matter much.

If it works it works."

It only works sometimes I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really irritates me when first message asks for my plans for the rest of the day or the weekend! It’s not something you ask strangers you meet in the street so why is it ok to ask in first message ?? Asking if I’m free later. Also asking what I’m after when it is more than clear to those who actually read my profile . Think guys sometimes get so excited they see you online and shoot with first stupid line that comes to their mind

Maybe if women messaged more....

When I message I usually pick something about them from their profile and start a conversation about that.

I do that all the time and it never works so it doesn't matter much.

If it works it works.

It only works sometimes I suppose "

the way to a woman's heart is through her belly, I have cake........ Mostly fruitcake mind

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East


"I get that when you see someone you like your eager to send a message but try and remember the person behind the profile is real.

So what turns you off in messages ?"

I got a first-time message yesterday from a guy telling me i was not real.

How peculiar, I thought. I didn't bother replying.

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

People who mail our profile but only address Ann, i think its the height of disrespect. Worse again are those who get rebuffed, then mail Anns single profile as if getting round me is the goal

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Sans Serif Font

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who mail our profile but only address Ann, i think its the height of disrespect. Worse again are those who get rebuffed, then mail Anns single profile as if getting round me is the goal "

That would really bug me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone on here got nice shoes. I love a nice pair of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That or , 'so how are you finding Fab?' , 'what are you on here for?'

I mean really

Ss"

Aww! I have a soft spot for those. We all use fab for different things and in different ways. Plus their answers hint to whether they are positive or negative people.

Maybe I’m just shit at conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get that when you see someone you like your eager to send a message but try and remember the person behind the profile is real.

So what turns you off in messages ?

I got a first-time message yesterday from a guy telling me i was not real.

How peculiar, I thought. I didn't bother replying.

"

Surreal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone on here got nice shoes. I love a nice pair of shoes "

Me too

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology "

I've seen better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology

I've seen better. "

The story of my life !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology

I've seen better.

The story of my life ! "

You can borrow mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always introduce ourselves and say if they've got any questions feel free to ask.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"

Oh and I hate to break it to ya, but it's a high probability that those women sending those first messages.... were men.

Yeah sure. You would know that how? Anyways... Who says I was talking just about this site? I've been on plenty of other sites over the years and a lot of the time women do send generic boring first messages. That's not to say they're necessarily boring if you get in a conversation with them, although a lot of the time they are. A lot of women on dating sites also have a crap profile as they know they don't need to make much effort as they'll still get a constant influx of messages from men (if they look half-decent.)"

I take it your not looking to meet women or couples then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello."

Drops panties

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My messages the last few days have been shockingly bad! I really do think a lot of men just do not have a clue how to speak to women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake pics on profiles when you look closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My messages the last few days have been shockingly bad! I really do think a lot of men just do not have a clue how to speak to women "

Just be going around.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I don't like getting message saying that I have nice shoes

#reversePsychology

I've seen better.

The story of my life !

You can borrow mine "

Do you think Fabulous would suit espidrills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My messages the last few days have been shockingly bad! I really do think a lot of men just do not have a clue how to speak to women "
How do you speak to women from a woman's perspective?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My messages the last few days have been shockingly bad! I really do think a lot of men just do not have a clue how to speak to women How do you speak to women from a woman's perspective? "

Politly

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