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By *ever been kissed OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Ones that had u in giggles.

I remember when Andy Goram was reported to have schizophrenia...& the chant followed...

"Two Andy Goram's...there's only Two Andy Goram's".

Bahahahaha.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Derby Co v Arsenal at the Baseball Ground, early 80's, Willie Young got sent off for an horrendous tackle on Kevin Hector.

The entire Popside were soon chanting "Where's ya Willie gone" to the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road.

Derby won 4-1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80's Villa Park , Holte end stood right behind the Goal with my uncle and a couple of his friends and the chanting started .

' Pakis on the goal line , Pakis on the goal line '

We found it intimidating at the time but now me and my uncle have a laugh about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never went to Villa Park again .

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By *ever been kissed OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

aaaah. the good ol' racist chants, lol.

to think it was only 25 years ago that an entire ground would chant 'N****rpool' when liverpool signed John Barnes, absolutely vile chant.

i do remember at Anfield, think we were playing West Ham....crafty cockneys chanted..

"we've got DiCanio..

& uve pinched our stereos..."

had me in stitches.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

2 of the funnier ones i have heard were last season.

Norwich vs QPR. QPR away fans singing 'we got matt connerly, you fck you family'. 60 minutes in and he got sent off but we didnt shut up lol. (I'm a QPR fan living near norwich

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For laughs and applause. Last game of last season QPR vs Leeds. Leeds scored to go 2-1 up and needed a 7 goal margin to make the play offs. Qpr fans started chanting '6 more, you only need 6 more'. To which the entire leeds away section started to reply '6 more we only need 6 more'. Was funny as feck at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt in the riots...you should have burnt in the riots"

Gooners to Yids at Shite Hart Lane..!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

He's Fat he's round he bounce's of the ground, Sammy lee sammy lee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant remember which team but one of the lower division ones sold 2 players called ndlov and phelan,their next opponents gave a chorus of "youve lost ndlov and phelan"to the famous righteous brothers song !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many, a good one from a few years ago Norwich V Chelsea.

Chelsea fans #We have got Abramovich, you have got a d*unken bitch#

Norwich fans #We have got a super cook, you have got a Russian crook#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex girfriend was an AFC Wimbledon fan and they have some cracking ones.

My favourite was at Dover a few years back, when all the Dons were singing to the Dover fans "You're French, and you know you are".

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

not a chant but at sunderland in 80s gary owers was married to joanne conway the ice skater we owers got the ball sum heckler shouted " howay owers ger ya fucking skates on"

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

For the memories of adversity in defeat i will always remember this years Foolham vs QPR game.

At the end the foolham fans were leaving and still relatively quiet. But at one end of the ground were 3000 QPR fans who dont know how to lose faith. The song at the end went.

We're six nil down and we dont give a fck, we're QPR and we're staying up.

Dont see support like that many places these days.

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By *ever been kissed OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

haha. some corkers in here.

i remember when liverpool played sunderland a few years back.

out came the chant...

"Steve Bruce. He's got a big fat head..

he's got a big fat head..

he's got a big fat head"

to be fair to him. he came out & said in an interview after they got pasted...

"how to improve? come back, play better & with a smaller head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A favourite at Oldham in the 80's pre Joe Royle. Ohhhhhhh we got a corner.

In fact during one extremely dull game vs Oxford when Oldham got their 1st corner after about 89 minutes a friend became so overexicited that he had to lie down on the terracing with his feet in the air so he did not faint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Newcastle wanted Arthur Cox to manage them no longer, 30,000 geordies would chant

'Cox out'!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns

Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a magic moment 1978, Argentina after enduring mockery and shame of non-qualification and awful songs by Rod Stewart and especially that Andy Cameron.

Seeing Scottish fans chanting "We want our money back." at Ally McCleod. Marvelous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns

Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"

Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns

Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"

Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player..

was waiting on you Matt...you're late!!

you've got to remember this one: he's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Mickey Weir, Mickey Weir....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns

Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"

Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player..

was waiting on you Matt...you're late!!

you've got to remember this one: he's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Mickey Weir, Mickey Weir....

But we never hear your lot singing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

""no soap in Glasgow" - when playing the 'tic or the huns

Against the Hibshite: "In your Fester Road slums, you rake in the bucket for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, in your Fester Road slums"

Booked for being Ugly - u were booked for being ugly.. to any Hearts Player..

was waiting on you Matt...you're late!!

you've got to remember this one: he's gay, he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Mickey Weir, Mickey Weir....

But we never hear your lot singing..

away the hearts you should have seen us coming

only here to drink your beer and shag your fucking women

all the lads and lasses wi smiles upon their faces

walking down the Albion Road to smash your fuckin faces....

oh and not forgetting 22 in a row darling xxxxx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I will have to have a think... we use to come up with some corkers at the back of the North Bank at Highbury...

most of our corkers were full of nonsense... "bejesus said paddy" was my favourite, just because to see 20,000 people sit down, then stand up and again and again got people to think....WTF!!!

actually my favourite song for old time Gooners... will always be "well all live in a perry groves world"......

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I will have to have a think... we use to come up with some corkers at the back of the North Bank at Highbury...

most of our corkers were full of nonsense... "bejesus said paddy" was my favourite, just because to see 20,000 people sit down, then stand up and again and again got people to think....WTF!!!

actually my favourite song for old time Gooners... will always be "well all live in a perry groves world"......

Just for you _abio...

Says Bertie Mee to Bill Shankley

Have you heard of the North |Bank, Highbury

Shanks says no, I don't think so

But I've heard of the Gorgie aggro

xxxxxx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oi oi oi..... lol we sing a different version......

here are a few

"bejesus said paddy I sung so well,

I'll think I'll get up and I'll sing it again....

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

Paddy got up and he sung it again....

Over and over and over again!!"

and that continues on for about 20 minutes... old school....

oooh... here is another fave

"lasagne woah,

lasagne woah,

we laughed ourselves to bits,

when tottenham got the? shits!!"

the currant en vouge are songs about "harry redknapp's twitch" (cruel bunch we are....) and gareth bale looking like a chimp.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stand up if you hate man u stand up if you hate man u

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

not so much a funny chant, but had the pleasure to go to the Eng v Spain Euro 96 Qtr Final at (original) Wembley and having circa 70'000 singing "Footballs Coming Home" in unison was awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a chant - the song by Grandad Roberts & his son Elvis (honest!) -

'Meat Pie, sausage roll - c'mon England give us a goal!'

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

When the local derby takes place between Ross County and Inverness Cale the chant is a variation on the well known childrens song the wheels on the bus etc etc.

Since Inverness ground is built on reclaimed ground once used to house tinklers and gypsies the chant from county is ".....the wheels on your house go round and round...."

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"When the local derby takes place between Ross County and Inverness Cale the chant is a variation on the well known childrens song the wheels on the bus etc etc.

Since Inverness ground is built on reclaimed ground once used to house tinklers and gypsies the chant from county is ".....the wheels on your house go round and round...."

lmao, had forgotten that one

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

Park Park wherever you may be

You eat dogs in your own country

Could have been worse, could be a Scouse

Eating rats in your council house

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When David Unsworth had a very short lived stay at (I think) Villa, the reason given was that his wife had decided Birmingham wasn't her scene...

Which led to just about every crowd singing at him

"Does your Mrs know you're here"

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

When Peter Beardsley was playing for Newcastle at one of the Liverpool grounds, the chant went round

'Beardo, Beardo, you've got a face like a Dover sole.'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Another one from the Baseball Ground was when Coventry turned up in an all brown strip.

"Brown shit on the pitch tra la la la laa" to Boney M's Brown Girl In The ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the tune of Prince Charming

"East Stirling...East Stirling...Cowdenbeath are nothing to be scared of"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holland v Germany European Championship

25 thousand Dutch fans singing (in Dutch)

*My Grandad wants his bicycle back*

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By *ditenMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Ones that had u in giggles.

I remember when Andy Goram was reported to have schizophrenia...& the chant followed...

"Two Andy Goram's...there's only Two Andy Goram's".

Bahahahaha."

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

After a story in the papers about peter shilton playing away with a hooker called tina.

He walked down to the kop end to a chorus of,

“he shot he cum all over tinas bum peter shilton peter shilton”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much a chant - the song by Grandad Roberts & his son Elvis (honest!) -

'Meat Pie, sausage roll - c'mon England give us a goal!'"

That was 1st recorded by Smug Roberts for oldham Atheletic and has the legendary line....Ohhhh we gotta a corner.

See above in the thread for ealier reference to oldham and corners

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Northern Ireland fans.....Away in a manger,

No crib for His bed,

The little Lord Jesus,

Laid down His sweet head,

The stars in the bright sky,

Looked down where Healey!

Healey! Healey! Healey!

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By *ever been kissed OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"not so much a funny chant, but had the pleasure to go to the Eng v Spain Euro 96 Qtr Final at (original) Wembley and having circa 70'000 singing "Footballs Coming Home" in unison was awesome"

sash the summer of 96... quite possibly one of my favourite summers ever..

& that chant was just insane, when the crowd got bouncing.

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By *ever been kissed OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"After a story in the papers about peter shilton playing away with a hooker called tina.

He walked down to the kop end to a chorus of,

“he shot he cum all over tinas bum peter shilton peter shilton”

also loved the Torres bounce...before he decided to become a russians rent boy...

Guess this will now have to suffice...

"He's half a girl, & half a boy..

Torres, Torres.

He looks just like a transvestite..

Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock..

He loves sum cock..

he sells his arse on the russians yacht.

Fernando Torres, Terry's new bit on the side!!"

Bounce. nana na na na na na na nana nana

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

villa supporters to Steve bruce - Sit down potatoe head

villa supporeters to Rafa benitez- hes a fat spanish waiter a fat spanish waiter

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

to liverpool supporters _ youll never work again sign on sign on with a pin in your arm and book in your hand youll never work again sign on sign on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve Gerrard Gerrard

He kisses the badge on his chest

Then puts in a transfer request

Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mourinio are you listening

You better keep the trophy glistening

cause we'll be back in May

to take it away

Walking in the Fergie wonderland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Park Park wherever you may be

You eat dogs in your own country

Could have been worse, could be a Scouse

Eating rats in your council house

10 Alsations walking down the street

but if Park Ji Sung should take one home to eat

they'll be 9 Alsations walking down the street.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

He signed from Bristol City

He does a job for Billy

He's got a massive willy

But not as big as mine.

Adebola, cha cha

Adebola cha cha

Adebola, Adebola, Adebola

The Adams Family Tune

Loving this thread.

FTID

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