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Have you ever looked at someone's shopping in the queue and wondered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What on earth they have planned?

Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on earth they have planned?

Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners. "

Maybe alcohol acts as a laxative for him

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha you see some weird basket/trolley content when you work in a supermarket

After a while you stop wondering and you don't even register what items people are buying, you just put it through the till.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What on earth they have planned?

Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners.

Maybe alcohol acts as a laxative for him "

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha you see some weird basket/trolley content when you work in a supermarket

After a while you stop wondering and you don't even register what items people are buying, you just put it through the till. "

Oh I know! Though if I'm buying say, condoms, I'll use self service if I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on earth they have planned?

Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners. "

That would be my basket if I had friends over for drinks.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Oooh I love doing this!!! Hehehe I always wonder!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you see some weird basket/trolley content when you work in a supermarket

After a while you stop wondering and you don't even register what items people are buying, you just put it through the till.

Oh I know! Though if I'm buying say, condoms, I'll use self service if I can. "

Would that be more appropriate for lube and wipes?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Had a woman come up to me, Mr, to tell me how fucking cool are you...

I bought some sanitary towels for the missus. Apparently blokes never do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that a lot.

I think some people own shops and buy the discounted stuff then sell it on.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Had a woman come up to me, Mr, to tell me how fucking cool are you...

I bought some sanitary towels for the missus. Apparently blokes never do that. "

I don’t know you but I’m proud of you

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

I used to by lady products for my ex all the time

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

When I was at a festival a few weeks ago my mate brought a cucumber, courgette, lube and condoms just to do this lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I do that but the ones I can’t cope with are the elderly with one or two items, who clearly are alone

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By *ouchyfeelyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Had a woman come up to me, Mr, to tell me how fucking cool are you...

I bought some sanitary towels for the missus. Apparently blokes never do that. "

I do the same for my ex at least every other month - zero fucks given. I don't see what the problem is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled"

Probably run a cleaning company.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled

Probably run a cleaning company."

I know where he worked lol, it certainly wasn't a cleaning company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on earth they have planned?

Just popped into Aldi and the man in front of me had 12 four packs of lager, three bottles of wine... and two air fresheners. "

He’s had a hard day and is going to mask the smell of alcohol with air freshener! Hahaha.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

yes I have wondered at others shopping, and in some cases gives an indication as to why the accompanying kids are overweight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Had a woman come up to me, Mr, to tell me how fucking cool are you...

I bought some sanitary towels for the missus. Apparently blokes never do that.

I do the same for my ex at least every other month - zero fucks given. I don't see what the problem is x"

Me neither, didn't realise it was a thing, but apparently it is. Some blokes need to grow up, might actually be a good test for the ladies when dating, just to see what kind of man they are seeing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a TV used to come in the shop I worked at, used to buy a whole trolley full of bleach,cleaning cloths, Dettol, rubber gloves etc nearly every day.My mind boggled

Probably run a cleaning company.

I know where he worked lol, it certainly wasn't a cleaning company!"

Might have a sideline selling cleaning products door to door

to bored housewives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do, but I also like adding stiff to other people's trolleys

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Yes I do, but I also like adding stiff to other people's trolleys"

Is it a crime to put bacon in someone's trolley...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do, but I also like adding stiff to other people's trolleys

Is it a crime to put bacon in someone's trolley...?"

Only if they were Jewish or Muslim.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


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Only if they were Jewish or Muslim."

Yes it's only a misdemeanor if they are Budhist, vegan or vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Only if they were Jewish or Muslim.

Yes it's only a misdemeanor if they are Budhist, vegan or vegetarian"

Well if it was to. Buddhist, vegan or vegetarian you'd just be a dick....which I'm fine with.

If they were Jewish or Muslim they could argue it was a hate crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking is it guinness based on the air fresh alone

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Yeah, and I've also thought, "No wonder you're so fat. Not one healthy thing there! Oh and the Diet Coke doesn't count!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought some whipped creame and a bananna once. cashier didn't bat an eyelid. hard core

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