FabSwingers.com forum: Utterly destroy me?!

By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

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By *_and_LCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Worst has to be I’m going to destroy you so you can’t walk. Or - can I breed from you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best worst chat up line is always:

"My dick died today can I bury it in your ass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the usual

I would destroy that ass/pussy of yours

Want to cover you in cum ( good protein mask like )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

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I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??

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By *axxonBlackMan
over a year ago

north

You MUST Fuck me so hard so I can forget my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

I'm assuming you didn't let him utterly destroy you then lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft... picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're the most beautiful woman on fab"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I breed with you? is fine if you're a woman, but as a bloke, I just scratch ma bollocks and think, bring it on then

big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few come to mind...

Most resent one- 'give me your number and let's fuck'

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

A good recent one was the bloke who offered a meet in his lorry, but hurry he as only there for the next three hours.

The bloke who wanted his cock sucked until the sucker vomited was also a good one.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

We've had the same banal suggestions..

I blame porn..

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By *vy_GreenWoman
over a year ago

Soham

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??

When she'd finished gushing just at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "I want to get you pregnant"

If he could have I would be a very, very rich lady

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??

When she'd finished gushing just at the thought."

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

*scratches out lines from chat-up book*

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Where do I sign up for all those desirable people?

Who really wants to be ‘ruined’!

Some people just want to be on block lists I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’d only been on fab a couple of days when someone said they wanted to drink H’s cum out of my arse ... back then I thought WHAAAAAATTHEABSOLUTEFUCK ... now I’d barely even raise an eyebrow - just delete

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"We've had the same banal suggestions..

I blame porn.. "

The weird thing is...I have never watched porn with this sort if stuff in it. They at least fix your sink, deliver a pizza or actually wait for an invite to start!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I want to wear you as a hat.

That's what I send to see if they are interested or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to wear you as a hat.

That's what I send to see if they are interested or not."

Me too

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I want to wear you as a hat.

That's what I send to see if they are interested or not.

Me too "

I like to picture the scene from Happy Christmas Mr Bean.

The one with the turkey

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I don't often get bad ones but the worst was being offered the chance to watch someone poo!! Lucky me!!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I'm paraphrasing here so as not to get in trouble for quoting messages but had one earlier: 'oh stepmum, I've always wanted to fuck you, you're a naughty stepmother who's corrupted me'

Thanks for that

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Are you on the pill?

Can I impregnate you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to wear you as a hat.

That's what I send to see if they are interested or not.

Me too

I like to picture the scene from Happy Christmas Mr Bean.

The one with the turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got "sex?"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You got any Welsh in you?

Would you like some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a simple one but straight to the point simply put was "cock?" Not sure if they wanted some or if I was being called one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and ruin me.....from a fella....errrrr no.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I’ve had some asking to pay me for sex, one saying he’d just got out of jail and needed sex and my profile came up as being near..,

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

Sounds like you've got daleks in your fan club!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

One that was insistent that he could make me squirt!!! Absolutely hate that that's become 'a thing'.

Last night 'now?' Literally that was it.

There's been worse.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I had one along the lines of

"you remind me of my mum, can I fuck you?"

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By *vy_GreenWoman
over a year ago

Soham

"One that was insistent that he could make me squirt!!! Absolutely hate that that's become 'a thing'.

Last night 'now?' Literally that was it.

There's been worse."

I reply that they've made me piss meself laughing, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I shit in an ashtray and send you a pic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that was insistent that he could make me squirt!!! Absolutely hate that that's become 'a thing'.

Last night 'now?' Literally that was it.

There's been worse."

Tell us then. OP wants the worst ones x

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Shall I call the hospital cos I am so big you will need stitches , ahhhhh guys eh so so romantic lol

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Can I shit in an ashtray and send you a pic x"

I would have said yes, just to make the dirty get clean it out afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I shit in an ashtray and send you a pic x

I would have said yes, just to make the dirty get clean it out afterwards."

I did say yes out of pure curiosity hahaha I never did get the pic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you do with 9inches ? Of what I asked???

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Guys often ask if we are free to play, obviously not read our profile.

The amount of times I have said no ,I am working nights and have had the reply

"Tell me tour address and I will go round and sort out your Mrs for you."

As if I am going to tell a random stranger the address, where my wife and children are...

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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??

BS - Oh yes I grabbed my Keys

Then his second message came through telling me he wanted to tear me a new asshole

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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

"Can I breed with you? is fine if you're a woman, but as a bloke, I just scratch ma bollocks and think, bring it on then

big boy

Paaaahahaha

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By *ittlevixen OP Woman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

"A good recent one was the bloke who offered a meet in his lorry, but hurry he as only there for the next three hours.

The bloke who wanted his cock sucked until the sucker vomited was also a good one. "

I had the suck his cock until vomiting message Hahahaha

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

I'm guessing you rushed straight over there ??

BS - Oh yes I grabbed my Keys

Then his second message came through telling me he wanted to tear me a new asshole

How romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you on the pill?

Can I impregnate you? "

This and a random f**ker who must have been driving round using the GPS, asking if we lived down this road, then this road and got tooooo close to home. Must have taken him ages as in theory he was 15-20 miles away to start off with

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Plenty of offers/ threats to suffocate and beat me, abuse of various kinds while I was out of action due to injury, begging to eat my poo and drink my piss, and I've probably blocked out worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a meet, I’ll be at the ***** car park stairwell tonight

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Fancy a meet, I’ll be at the ***** car park stairwell tonight

Is that a no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do I sign up for all those desirable people?

Who really wants to be ‘ruined’!

Some people just want to be on block lists I guess.

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come dogging"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"We've had the same banal suggestions..

I blame porn..

The weird thing is...I have never watched porn with this sort if stuff in it. They at least fix your sink, deliver a pizza or actually wait for an invite to start!"

retro eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I suck on your used tampon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I suck on your used tampon?

Thanks again for mailing one btw.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

""You're the most beautiful woman on fab""

If they're using that on you, they really are clutching at straws...

No offence like

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

My favourite..

I want to suck you off..I have a hot tub and beer..you can watch the World Cup too...

Almost tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I suck on your used tampon?

Thanks again for mailing one btw. "

Same time next month?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I suck on your used tampon?

Thanks again for mailing one btw.

Same time next month?"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh, I had one recently which was just words like "amazing" over and over again in all caps. Not like four or five times per word, more like 20 times per word.

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By *axxonBlackMan
over a year ago

north

Why I'm worried of some weird couples

"I just want to hold your dick to scratch my mrs vagina, nothing more

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I want you to find me straight Russian men to use me as a toilet and shit in my mouth.

Bit eww but it was the "I want" I took most offence to

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Guys often ask if we are free to play, obviously not read our profile.

The amount of times I have said no ,I am working nights and have had the reply

"Tell me tour address and I will go round and sort out your Mrs for you."

As if I am going to tell a random stranger the address, where my wife and children are...

Yes we get similar even though we carefully explain we don't play very often (fun, not lifestyle) and we certainly don't meet at the drop of a hat.

Typically:

"Hello"

me: hello

"can we meet now I've got the house free/got my mate's pad for a day/am in a local hotel and want to fuck the lady"

Notice so far we don't have any names etc.

me: We don't do instant meets and anyway I'm busy all day

"Could meet the lady on her own"

me: Shall I put her in a taxi?

"Yes, here is the address/hotel. Tell her I'll meet her as she gets out of the taxi!"

Me: Would you like to reread this conversation and tell me why any sane person would send their wife out to meet an unknown stranger who might be up to anything such as plotting a gang-bang or be anything up to and including an axe-murderer?

Them: "I'm not" or sometimes "Huh! Please yourself!"

me: bye (and blocked).

Sometimes you just wonder!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Oh and some of the very worst have to be the posts implying every woman is gagging for anal and every woman is a secret squirter who will squirt under the "expert's" guiding hands.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want you to find me straight Russian men to use me as a toilet and shit in my mouth.

Bit eww but it was the "I want" I took most offence to

How rude! They could at least start with a please!

Some guy once messaged me offering me three grand to kick him into a farm slurry pit and leave him there.

Takes all sorts.

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Feeling slightly left out as we haven't had anything even remotely close to any of this.

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

"Please feel free to share the worst one liners Fab has to offer.

Today I received this

I have a house nearby where I will utterly destroy you...

When are you free?

Would love to hear your best and worst xx

In my head that reads I will utterly destroy you ....... at mortal kombat/Street fighter. (insert retro title here)

Personally I like 'I'm gonna wear you like a glove'

'That's a lovely bag. How big's your hole doll? (see what I did there)

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I want you to find me straight Russian men to use me as a toilet and shit in my mouth.

Bit eww but it was the "I want" I took most offence to

How rude! They could at least start with a please!

Some guy once messaged me offering me three grand to kick him into a farm slurry pit and leave him there.

Takes all sorts.

I'd do it

But saying that, these types of request are generally fantasists who wanking over the idea of it and enjoy 'shocking' others

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Guys often ask if we are free to play, obviously not read our profile.

The amount of times I have said no ,I am working nights and have had the reply

"Tell me tour address and I will go round and sort out your Mrs for you."

As if I am going to tell a random stranger the address, where my wife and children are...

Yes we get similar even though we carefully explain we don't play very often (fun, not lifestyle) and we certainly don't meet at the drop of a hat.

Typically:

"Hello"

me: hello

"can we meet now I've got the house free/got my mate's pad for a day/am in a local hotel and want to fuck the lady"

Notice so far we don't have any names etc.

me: We don't do instant meets and anyway I'm busy all day

"Could meet the lady on her own"

me: Shall I put her in a taxi?

"Yes, here is the address/hotel. Tell her I'll meet her as she gets out of the taxi!"

Them: "I'm not" or sometimes "Huh! Please yourself!"

me: bye (and blocked).

Sometimes you just wonder!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

""You're the most beautiful woman on fab""

You know I adore this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love reading these.. I seem to be missing out on all the fun!

Mistress Amelia x

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