FabSwingers.com forum: Best none sweary insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been known to turn the air blue on occasion, particularly when driving but I'm looking to broaden my vocabulary with none swearing insults

What's your favourite?

My go to tends to be wazzock

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This won't be easy for me erm.......... No can't think sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillock

Assbutt

Smeghead

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C*ckwomble (but that's probably a bit sweary)

Dimwit

Daft twannock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was cut up once driving and got mixed up trying to say pillock and prat and ended up calling the guy an "absolute pat" at full volume

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Google "Shakespeare insults" and you'll find some great ones there

https://www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakespeare-insults/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillock is my favourite. X

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My go to work is “noodle”, I used to say it to my kids when they did something daft, I use it on the lads at work formexacrly the same reason, you can often hear someone shouting “oi noodle” at work

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

You are a stain on the underpants of humanity.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nincompoop and Buffoon are some of one’s favourites here in the Palace

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Knut

Ballinspittle (substitute with obscure Irish village of your choice)

Plank

Ferret Meddler

Nobber

Endoplasm

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s quite a few people in my life that have been labelled “wankpuffin”, suits them too.

If I want to up my game I find “cuntweasel” hits the spot. Sweary but with cute animals is the way to go

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oxygen thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage

Muppet

Juggler

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Cakesniffer

(Did someone mention cake!)

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Smeghead

Oxygenthief is another good one.

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Sir, if I was a ape I would chuck my own shite at you

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Ferret Meddler"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuck your untucked face

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

cockwomble is good....

knobjockey is better.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doyle, Muppet, divvy

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Your very existence offends me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Lombard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barsteward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plum.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cakesniffer

(Did someone mention cake!) "

No but I have coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cock wobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use ballbag quite often, also twunt

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When my kid was little she used to think "Snook" was the pinnacle of bad insulty swears.

You Snook!

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Rodney you 24 carrot plonker !

(Del boy voice) only fools fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringle.

So i say you absolute fucking pringle.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is numpty

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

65yo mother shouting out at a roundabout dickbrain was pretty comical and slightly offensive

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tool

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Twunt

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Pillock

Assbutt

Smeghead

Twonk"

Insults as recommended by Lister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg....

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Spaff sack

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Imbecile is always rather splendid and what delightful phonetics it doth boast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

Wankmaggot

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