FabSwingers.com forum: Man flu is there a woman flu ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A slight sniffle or cold that is turned into a dreadful condition by the imagination of the male sufferer man flu.

Is there a womans flu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

No, definitely not. If we girls get floored by flu it has to man flu cos we all know thats the worst there is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had a thing like flu for over week now and still doing meals and stuff if it was john he would be in bed , lol I maybe should just go to bed and not get out untill i feel A 1 , LOL I keep saying its Lady flu , x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch wood, but I have never had the flu, man or woman kind

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Northants

Nah! You only have to look at the Boots advert of those two silly women to see where all the infections come from!

Men get "Man Flu" so they DON'T go spreading germs around, because we are public minded citizens!

So that make men the saviours of human life on the planet!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

If you can keep going then its definitely lady flu, if it was man flu you wouldnt be able to lift your head off the pillow, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can keep going then its definitely lady flu, if it was man flu you wouldnt be able to lift your head off the pillow, lol."
well maybe i sall say its man flu ... your right i will give that a go , as getting into bed soon .. see if he go get me a drink and things as i am running all over the place for him . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if there is my mums got it, a total hypochondriac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no us women only have proper flu. if we get sniffles we just carry on as normal.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Difference between a cold and flu.

If there was a £50 note at the foot of the bed if you had a cold you would go get it. If you had flu you wouldnt

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A slight sniffle or cold that is turned into a dreadful condition by the imagination of the male sufferer man flu.

Is there a womans flu?

As a bloke who's got a cold ( self employed) prevents man flu,

there is evidence though that men suffer from the cold virus ( rhino viruses) more than women do, the auto immune system works better in pre menopausal women ( they carry the future progeny so have to be healthier) , this is reduced after the menopause.. sorry ladies. You'll get man flu then,

Now who would like to nurse me better please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well may go to Docs tomorrow ..

chill fever really bad sore throat muscle pains headache coughing and it hurts too .. Lemmon things are not working and i am taking alot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't get flu, they just moan like fuck that us blokes don't know what real suffering is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women don't get flu, they just moan like fuck that us blokes don't know what real suffering is

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it just when i have it he say he has it too , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes Wendy has it at the min lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well may go to Docs tomorrow ..

chill fever really bad sore throat muscle pains headache coughing and it hurts too .. Lemmon things are not working and i am taking alot . "

Careful with those, they can damage your liver, even kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget lemsip drinks and things.

Have a hot toddy and two paracetamol ...... works a treat.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Ready when you are.

Todd

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Oh yes Wendy has it at the min lol xx

sssshhhh.... cough, snuffle, cough xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes Wendy has it at the min lol xx

sssshhhh.... cough, snuffle, cough xx"

Coming dear, lemsip dear?, fluff ya pillows dear, yes dear xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

PMT? Men have to put up with that lil doozy...man flu aint so bad....give em a box of kleenex....walk round in next to nowt...dvd of footie moments, they soon mend

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By *lim rizlaMan
over a year ago

A slight sniffle or cold that is turned into a dreadful condition by the imagination of the male sufferer man flu.

Is there a womans flu?

just did a google search and came up with Avian influenza or more commonly known as 'bird flue'

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Mmm definately its a mild form of man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men have been sufferin wi PMT since God nicked a rib...;-)

Women do get flu... But are too busy yappin to notice...

*Hides...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sneezed. Do you think i might have man flu???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sneezed. Do you think i might have man flu???

Bless you !!!

If you had it... Youd be too poorly to ask the question..;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had man flu last week...for two weeks..minus the man tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know women have a higher pain threshold and immune sytem than men, no need to show off about it lol, if we were designed to give birth too we'd have those things as well.

Thats why the old way of getting outa trying anal "let me put this dildo up your arse 1st and see how you like it.." just isnt fair.

And no you cant pout a dildo up my arse lol, but do you want anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats good for one should be good for the other..so bend man....BEND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a really bad super cold virus goin around. i had it for 3 weeks and it was a living hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know women have a higher pain threshold and immune sytem than men, no need to show off about it lol, if we were designed to give birth too we'd have those things as well.

Thats why the old way of getting outa trying anal "let me put this dildo up your arse 1st and see how you like it.." just isnt fair.

And no you cant pout a dildo up my arse lol, but do you want anal?

thats bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way i feel this morning think i must have serious woman flu which of course is ten times worse than man flu cause the virus never shuts fookin up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"theres a really bad super cold virus goin around. i had it for 3 weeks and it was a living hell

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well i just need me mo-jo back , lol and them lemon things are yukkk .. over a week had this now and getting on my tits . Not had cold flu thing for years.Not miking it as to much to do go on holiday Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way i feel this morning think i must have serious woman flu which of course is ten times worse than man flu cause the virus never shuts fookin up xx

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lolwell we need to let of steam lovely your there for wendy ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres a really bad super cold virus goin around. i had it for 3 weeks and it was a living hell

well i just need me mo-jo back , lol and them lemon things are yukkk .. over a week had this now and getting on my tits . Not had cold flu thing for years.Not miking it as to much to do go on holiday Monday. "

try blackcurrent lemsip max strength and get some saline nasal spray from boots. sorted me out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way i feel this morning think i must have serious woman flu which of course is ten times worse than man flu cause the virus never shuts fookin up xx

lolwell we need to let of steam lovely your there for wendy ,

Lol i aint im back in England and feeling shite xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way i feel this morning think i must have serious woman flu which of course is ten times worse than man flu cause the virus never shuts fookin up xx

lolwell we need to let of steam lovely your there for wendy ,

Lol i aint im back in England and feeling shite xx

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well thats not flu your love sick xx missing the love of your life xx (((BIG hugs )))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

try blackcurrent lemsip max strength and get some saline nasal spray from boots. sorted me out eventually

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well i will give them a go .. Lemon ones i did like but after week on them just yukk now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way i feel this morning think i must have serious woman flu which of course is ten times worse than man flu cause the virus never shuts fookin up xx

lolwell we need to let of steam lovely your there for wendy ,

Lol i aint im back in England and feeling shite xx

well thats not flu your love sick xx missing the love of your life xx (((BIG hugs )))"

Nope i assure you its a bad cold and shes responsible for it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way i feel this morning think i must have serious woman flu which of course is ten times worse than man flu cause the virus never shuts fookin up xx

lolwell we need to let of steam lovely your there for wendy ,

Lol i aint im back in England and feeling shite xx

well thats not flu your love sick xx missing the love of your life xx (((BIG hugs )))

Nope i assure you its a bad cold and shes responsible for it lol xx

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is she ......wendy has it too so she cant be . xx

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