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"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically? Besides childbirth. For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. " Breaking my tibia and fibula the second time while mountain biking, it hurt more than the first as I’d had a metal rod inserted which bent to an 80 degree angle. It was like that for a couple of hours until they could operate and bend it back. | |||
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"Impacted ear wax. I recommend having ears checked every year. You might think you are cleaning them but could be making matters worse like I was. The pain was so bad, I was taking painkillers every few hours until I could have them micro-suctioned." I had my left ear blocked with wax once. Was almost totally deaf in that ear. Bought a syringe kit online and unblocked it myself. Was satisfying seeing the offending wax fall out. I wear ear plugs at night which probably doesn't help in that regard. | |||
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"Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed " Wow really? I heard chickenpox as an adult can be bad. I caught it at 32 and the rash was developing as I was flying out on holiday to Thailand! Worst journey of my life! Although I can't say it was that bad. Certainly not painful, just felt generally rubbish and looked a mess! | |||
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"Either a tooth abscess whereby I drank loads of whiskey and got my mate to punch me in the jaw in an attempt to stop the pain " Are you a secret pirate or something, Steve? Sounds like something a pirate would do. | |||
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"Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed Wow really? I heard chickenpox as an adult can be bad. I caught it at 32 and the rash was developing as I was flying out on holiday to Thailand! Worst journey of my life! Although I can't say it was that bad. Certainly not painful, just felt generally rubbish and looked a mess! " Yep. I still remember being curled up crying in agony at 4am waiting for painkillers to kick in after waking up with the pain. Don’t know whether I had a weird strain of it but it was the worst painful illness I’ve ever had | |||
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"Snapped collar bone. Ooft " It was interesting as I tried to push myself up off the floor after it snapped, I was pushing down, my shoulder was going up but my body wasn't moving | |||
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"Either a tooth abscess whereby I drank loads of whiskey and got my mate to punch me in the jaw in an attempt to stop the pain Are you a secret pirate or something, Steve? Sounds like something a pirate would do." It was 5 days of agony until the antibiotics made it go down. I don’t know why it should have hurt so much. I must have thought the punch might burst it or something. Maybe I just wanted to be unconscious. It’s a good thing the human body can’t remember pain. | |||
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"Tore my hamstring 10 weeks ago. Only just started running on it again. Didn't know the hamstring was responsible for so much, even laying down!" Sounds like you ruptured it. Grade 3 tear. I tore my hamstring once over practicing my kicks for martial arts and it did hurt, went down like I'd been shot but wouldn't say it was that bad overall. But did take around ten weeks to fully heal. | |||
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"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically? Besides childbirth. For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. " Having a peritonsillar abscess lanced. Gave me a local anaesthetic. Which didn’t do much to help the initial cut. When they tried to open it up though. Never felt pain like that before. Never want to again either. XX | |||
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"Anyone had really bad food poisoning? " Yes, was like having intestines twisted with a set of stillies with acompying constant trying to be sick with nothing there, had to go to hospital for morphine and anti sickness drugs was horrendous painfull | |||
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"I was going to be flippant and say a paper cut. Then I read this thread and realised just quite how blessed I am... " Wait until I give you one of my one fingered Chinese burns | |||
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"Anyone had really bad food poisoning? " No, I seem to be pretty resistant to it? I've done a few dodgy food practices over the years and been fine. Although new years eve 1996 I got the shits from a buffet. I remember being in town the next day hopping to the toilet with my bum cheeks clenched hoping the worst didn't happen. Made it just in time! | |||
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"Vasectomy painful for ages" Awww, please don't put me off. | |||
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"Having a root canal in a dead tooth, then they hit the nerve with no anaesthetic. That brought a tear to my eye." sounds like my dentist! | |||
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"Biopsy from my cervix without anesthetic. It was far more than the 'mild discomfort' I'd been told it would be. " Yeah that always say that. Like the end of 2016 I had an operation to repair my eyelid performed under local anaesthetic and they said I might feel a little discomfort as they gave the injection. Felt like the needle was going right through my eyeball! That bloody hurt! | |||
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"Why are you all having root canal without anaesthetic? I didn't feel a thing. " . I was thinking the same thing!. Are these real dentists or just some bloke in the pub | |||
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"Having a root canal in a dead tooth, then they hit the nerve with no anaesthetic. That brought a tear to my eye. sounds like my dentist!" It was a training hospital. The tooth was dead, but the nerve was alive part way down the tooth. | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! " Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen!" yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! | |||
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"Childbirth. Thought I was going to die. I know what you said OP. I'm breaking the rules.... " Yeah for some people it's worse than others. My mum said childbirth wasn't all that bad but my sister it was an ordeal and enough to put her off having another child haha. | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! " I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes." Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc " I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture... | |||
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"Sciatica, having surgery in a month so hopefully it won't happen again after that but it's not guaranteed unfortunately " I suffer from that that, and it's double trouble when it kicks in with ma psoriatic arthritis | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture..." Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT! | |||
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"smashing my knee in they gym ...... " Did that go from super to smashing to grate? | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture... Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT! " I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture... Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT! I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches" I’m episodic as well a few people on the fb group have lost their lives cause of it and their Drs being assholes | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture... Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT! I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches I’m episodic as well a few people on the fb group have lost their lives cause of it and their Drs being assholes " Anyway, I guess we’d better stop boring everyone! I’ll see you on the FB group! | |||
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"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes. Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture... Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT! I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches I’m episodic as well a few people on the fb group have lost their lives cause of it and their Drs being assholes Anyway, I guess we’d better stop boring everyone! I’ll see you on the FB group!" If you can figure out who I am haha | |||
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"Anyone had really bad food poisoning? Yes, was like having intestines twisted with a set of stillies with acompying constant trying to be sick with nothing there, had to go to hospital for morphine and anti sickness drugs was horrendous painfull" It is horrible when you reach that stage - when you've even emptied your stomach of bile and are reduced to angrily shouting at the toilet... "RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!" | |||
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"Fractured arm in 2 places was horrendous. The after effects of a Laparoscopy is high on my list Period pain due to endometriosis has been excruciating over the years Appendicitis made me vomit with the pain But top of the list goes to removal of 2 wisdom teeth. I was literally screaming the house down and climbing the walls. " The anaesthetic didn't work then? | |||
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"Fractured arm in 2 places was horrendous. The after effects of a Laparoscopy is high on my list Period pain due to endometriosis has been excruciating over the years Appendicitis made me vomit with the pain But top of the list goes to removal of 2 wisdom teeth. I was literally screaming the house down and climbing the walls. The anaesthetic didn't work then? " Yes, all anaesthesia worked; it was after it wore off! | |||
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"Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed " I got chickenpox at 34 while pregnant.... I literally thought I was dying. Pox parties when kids are little...it's the way forward!! | |||
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"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically? Besides childbirth. For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. " I dislocated my shoulder, elbow and thumb at the same time. That was fun trying to get them back in. I did that without anaesthetic | |||
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"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically? Besides childbirth. " Having a TN (trigeminal neuralgia) attack.... brutal T. | |||
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"Never see a man who’s been kicked in the balls once ask for it again..." Plenty in my line of work | |||
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"I had a toothache so bad I couldn't move or speak. It did make a perfect red circle form on my cheek, that was quite impressive though. " I'd go with tooth pain as well. Felt like I wanted to rip my face open and take it out. The only way I could stop it hurting was to lie perfectly still in a dark room until the next morning when I could get to the dentist. | |||
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"Sciatica, having surgery in a month so hopefully it won't happen again after that but it's not guaranteed unfortunately " Mine was sciatica too. I spent the summer of 2016 in a drug induced haze, where my then 6 year old daughter had to help me put my knickers on and pull my jeans up. Awful. | |||
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"I got a cricket bat the face when I was a kid that hurt like fuck." Ouch ! Hope you got your own back. | |||
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"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically? Besides childbirth. For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. " Three things, in no particular order: 1. Being kicked in the balls; 2. Dental abscesses that required antibiotics and drove me crazy for about a week - when they diagnosed I was seriously considering picking a fight with someone just to get him to hit me hard in the jaw and give me something else to think about; 3. Sunburn serious enough to require a trip to a doctor and 3 hours on a drip, followed by regular application of cream for about 4 weeks after. | |||
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"Breaking my skull not nice at all mega head ache for months " Must of been a serious blowjob | |||
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" I was fitting a new kitchen door All done .sweet job Then I decided to cut the old wooden door in half Laid the door on two wooden stools You know Top of door on one stool bottom on the other . Marked a straight line and fired up the skillsaw Ouch as the door fell into a V grappling the skill saw and thrusting it into my leg . I screamed the whole street down Excruciating agony " That's gotta hurt how long to recover | |||
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