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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically?

Besides childbirth.

For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tfw no gf

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Being kicked in the balls. I bet it’s worse then childbirth. Never see a man who’s been kicked in the balls once ask for it again...women on the other hand...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Spinal stenosis. The pain from that was so bad I prayed to lose consciousness

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"tfw no gf "

In English?

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Abcess in my tooth, had to get my gum cut open to take the tooth out at the anaesthetic didn't take. Nearly hit the roof. Childbirth was a walk in the park compared to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my penis in a vice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a toothache so bad I couldn't move or speak. It did make a perfect red circle form on my cheek, that was quite impressive though.

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

Rupturing the ligaments in my knee not only painful doing it but for about a month or so painful trying to sleep.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Impacted ear wax. I recommend having ears checked every year. You might think you are cleaning them but could be making matters worse like I was. The pain was so bad, I was taking painkillers every few hours until I could have them micro-suctioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking my skull not nice at all mega head ache for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cluster headaches

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A bone marrow biopsy

Good job I don't have to go through one of those on a regular basis, and I do have a high pain threshold.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tooth ache,worst pain in the world. I'd rather give birth.

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By *hisky and WineCouple
over a year ago

the vicinity of Betelgeuse


"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically?

Besides childbirth.

For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. "

Breaking my tibia and fibula the second time while mountain biking, it hurt more than the first as I’d had a metal rod inserted which bent to an 80 degree angle. It was like that for a couple of hours until they could operate and bend it back.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Stepping on lego beats all of those, hands down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a toe nail pulled out of the bed after my sister slammed a fire door on my foot in temper when we were younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken bones and all sorts, but nothing has come close to a bad toothache.

Seems like some of you have been through worse shit than me though.

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Tonsilectomy in my early fifties.

Specialist said it would be a challenge . . . It was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashing two vertebrae in my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ovarian cyst bursting. Pure agony I thought I was dying. Second to that my foot tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipped a disc in my back, couldn’t do anything without causing ridiculous amounts of pain. It was far worse then child birth!

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Other than medical things I've had to endure.....

Getting my nipples re-pierced through scar tissue from 2 previous piercings on each nipple.

Sweet mother of fucking Christ.

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Impacted ear wax. I recommend having ears checked every year. You might think you are cleaning them but could be making matters worse like I was. The pain was so bad, I was taking painkillers every few hours until I could have them micro-suctioned."

I had my left ear blocked with wax once. Was almost totally deaf in that ear. Bought a syringe kit online and unblocked it myself. Was satisfying seeing the offending wax fall out. I wear ear plugs at night which probably doesn't help in that regard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Besides childbirth I had a frozen shoulder, I was on so many painkillers I couldnt stay awake, couldn’t dress myself move my shoulder without a jolt of pain. Unbelievable pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surgery on an abcess with no anaesthetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up halfway through the surgery. They've sent me back down under right away but memory is still with me.

Mrs

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed "

Wow really? I heard chickenpox as an adult can be bad. I caught it at 32 and the rash was developing as I was flying out on holiday to Thailand! Worst journey of my life! Although I can't say it was that bad. Certainly not painful, just felt generally rubbish and looked a mess!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

When I was a poor student I was skint and ate 1 cup-a-soup a day for 2 weeks, then had some money for a proper meal, woke up at 4 in the morning feeling like I'd been stabbed in the gut, couldn't move or talk, just curled in a ball in agony

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Tore my hamstring 10 weeks ago. Only just started running on it again. Didn't know the hamstring was responsible for so much, even laying down!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Either a tooth abscess whereby I drank loads of whiskey and got my mate to punch me in the jaw in an attempt to stop the pain or food poisoning.

On balance, food poisoning.

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

Kidney stones.... absolute agony until i got the morphine !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18th birthday party and managed to catch my pinky toe on a door being d*unk and dislocated it docs no help said it was only bruised couldnt walk on it for 3 weeks finally get fed up as it started turning a weird colour and decided to pull it and popped back into place nearly passed out in the process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severed my little finger on a spindle moulder, snapped the tendons and chipped alot of the bone. Straightening it out for xray was horrific. I had a k-wire inserted through the top of my finger nail that ran down to my knuckle.. Getting that pulled out after 3 months tickled I tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had toothache which was horrendous. I had it removed and I had dry socket which was even more painful. My face was all swollen up and I was in agony. It was worse than childbirth as it was relentless.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Snapped collar bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either a tooth abscess whereby I drank loads of whiskey and got my mate to punch me in the jaw in an attempt to stop the pain "

Are you a secret pirate or something, Steve? Sounds like something a pirate would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snapped collar bone."

Ooft

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth

I didn't find childbirth particularly painful but the pain if trying to just breathe when I had pneumonia last year was excruciating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed

Wow really? I heard chickenpox as an adult can be bad. I caught it at 32 and the rash was developing as I was flying out on holiday to Thailand! Worst journey of my life! Although I can't say it was that bad. Certainly not painful, just felt generally rubbish and looked a mess! "

Yep. I still remember being curled up crying in agony at 4am waiting for painkillers to kick in after waking up with the pain. Don’t know whether I had a weird strain of it but it was the worst painful illness I’ve ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an ectopic pregnancy that was absolute agony and was given morphine that didn’t help until I had emergency surgery. And gallstones I was rocking with the pain x

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Broken neck.

The A&E staff had the cheek to ask “how are you?” I replied “I’ve had better days”. Morphine only took the edge off. I prayed for ketamine

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Snapped collar bone.

Ooft "

It was interesting as I tried to push myself up off the floor after it snapped, I was pushing down, my shoulder was going up but my body wasn't moving

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Either a tooth abscess whereby I drank loads of whiskey and got my mate to punch me in the jaw in an attempt to stop the pain

Are you a secret pirate or something, Steve? Sounds like something a pirate would do."

It was 5 days of agony until the antibiotics made it go down. I don’t know why it should have hurt so much. I must have thought the punch might burst it or something. Maybe I just wanted to be unconscious. It’s a good thing the human body can’t remember pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to be flippant and say a paper cut.

Then I read this thread and realised just quite how blessed I am...

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Tore my hamstring 10 weeks ago. Only just started running on it again. Didn't know the hamstring was responsible for so much, even laying down!"

Sounds like you ruptured it. Grade 3 tear. I tore my hamstring once over practicing my kicks for martial arts and it did hurt, went down like I'd been shot but wouldn't say it was that bad overall. But did take around ten weeks to fully heal.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I had tonsillitis and glandular fever at the same time. Not fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't we include child birth if you can have a kick in the bollocks.

Anyhoo, not counting the hours of intense child birth pain mine was probably a kidney infection, for prolonged pain, and a very big needle for a blood test for Downs Syndrome when I was pregnant. Back then they used big needles and the phlebotomist couldn't find my vein, so she was plunging it in and out. I felt the blood drain from my face and informed her I was about to pass out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a cricket bat the face when I was a kid that hurt like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had loads of what I would call minor incidents that were extremely painful at the time, nothing major thankfully.

Tooth abscess is probably the No 1, aside of childbirth...

Mind you knocking myself out after colliding with a lamppost was a pretty painful experience too!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically?

Besides childbirth.

For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. "

Having a peritonsillar abscess lanced. Gave me a local anaesthetic. Which didn’t do much to help the initial cut. When they tried to open it up though. Never felt pain like that before. Never want to again either.

XX

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth

Sneezing after quadruple bypass surgery while my chest was still healing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallstones attack

Then really bad toothache

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Water in the knee. Hurt like hell. A few days before my driving test. Still passed first time though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pains I got with colitis during the last year or so before surgery was needed, literally had to drop to hands and knees and be sick not because felt sick the pain made be sick somehow.

After the surgery coughing or sneezing after a full abdominal incision wasn’t pleasant either

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Anyone had really bad food poisoning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had really bad food poisoning? "

Yes, was like having intestines twisted with a set of stillies with acompying constant trying to be sick with nothing there, had to go to hospital for morphine and anti sickness drugs was horrendous painfull

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I was going to be flippant and say a paper cut.

Then I read this thread and realised just quite how blessed I am...

"

Wait until I give you one of my one fingered Chinese burns

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Anyone had really bad food poisoning? "

No, I seem to be pretty resistant to it? I've done a few dodgy food practices over the years and been fine. Although new years eve 1996 I got the shits from a buffet. I remember being in town the next day hopping to the toilet with my bum cheeks clenched hoping the worst didn't happen. Made it just in time!

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By *eard_and_baldMan
over a year ago

Rushden

Probably the sciatica caused by tumors on my spinal cord. Took me an hour to get out of bed once.

That or the onset of swine flu with double pneumonia, sepsis and kidney failure

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I'm guessing some of the youngsters I know who think a tattoo is the most painful thing haven't experienced real pain. I mean if a tattoo was that painful why would they keep getting new ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vasectomy painful for ages

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've lead a charmed life as I've had none of these things, never even had tooth ache.

I once got a splinter up my fingernail, that's about the worse I've had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vasectomy painful for ages"

Awww, please don't put me off.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Having a root canal in a dead tooth, then they hit the nerve with no anaesthetic.

That brought a tear to my eye.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Broke my coccyx, that hurt for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocating my knee and ankle at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circumcision stitches bursting n getting stitched before the anaesthetic kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biopsy from my cervix without anesthetic.

It was far more than the 'mild discomfort' I'd been told it would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hernia repair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My big toenail peeling off. Even after the nail had detached the pain didn't go away. I was down like a deckchair. I've had pain before but never felt sick with it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a root canal in a dead tooth, then they hit the nerve with no anaesthetic.

That brought a tear to my eye."

sounds like my dentist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Root canal without anaesthetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sciatica, having surgery in a month so hopefully it won't happen again after that but it's not guaranteed unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking myself up from the floor after being knocked off a bike by a car, finding my two front teeth had been knocked out of my upper jaw complete with root. There was other bits and pieces in that accident as well.

Coming round from an orchidectomy operation, the pain killer had worn off. That was a serious amount of pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you all having root canal without anaesthetic?

I didn't feel a thing.

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Biopsy from my cervix without anesthetic.

It was far more than the 'mild discomfort' I'd been told it would be. "

Yeah that always say that. Like the end of 2016 I had an operation to repair my eyelid performed under local anaesthetic and they said I might feel a little discomfort as they gave the injection. Felt like the needle was going right through my eyeball! That bloody hurt!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Well I’d go for kidney stone .ive never been so relieved to get pain relief even if you did have to insert them .then there’s the joy of waiting to pass the stone x

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why are you all having root canal without anaesthetic?

I didn't feel a thing. "
.

I was thinking the same thing!.

Are these real dentists or just some bloke in the pub

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Having a root canal in a dead tooth, then they hit the nerve with no anaesthetic.

That brought a tear to my eye.

sounds like my dentist!"

It was a training hospital. The tooth was dead, but the nerve was alive part way down the tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading through this thread makes you realise, there's always someone who's had it worse than you!

I hope you are all in good health now or on the mend at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childbirth. Thought I was going to die.

I know what you said OP. I'm breaking the rules....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil! "

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overstretching and trapping a nerve in my shoulder, still have numbness and nerve pain in my hand 8 months later. I'm shit scared to stretch again.

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Post tonsillectomy pain

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen!"
yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Childbirth. Thought I was going to die.

I know what you said OP. I'm breaking the rules.... "

Yeah for some people it's worse than others. My mum said childbirth wasn't all that bad but my sister it was an ordeal and enough to put her off having another child haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car crash. Not the crash itself, the day after I got out of hospital and the pain killers wore off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me! "

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, for me childbirth without pain relief and my baby coming out shoulder first wins

Other then that athletes foot

Mrs x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

smashing my knee in they gym ......

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes."

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc "

I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Sciatica, having surgery in a month so hopefully it won't happen again after that but it's not guaranteed unfortunately "

I suffer from that that, and it's double trouble when it kicks in with ma psoriatic arthritis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having kidney stones

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc

I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture..."

Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"smashing my knee in they gym ...... "

Did that go from super to smashing to grate?

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By *upsMan
over a year ago

bucks

Marrying my ex mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the other day i went to the toilet, and i wasn't expecting the pain i received.

Wish i had been a bit more loose as i nearly fainted halfway through, it was unbearable.

If thats what childbirth is like, then i hold my hands up to all you mothers out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impacted wisdom tooth removed when the anaesthetic didn't work or dry socket from having another one out. Actually I'd say dry socket c section was easy

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Sprained ankle.

Easily more painful than childbirth.

Obviously I was pissed when it happened, so got myself to my mate’s house, stripped off and collapsed on his sofa.

In the morning it took me 10 minutes to walk 10 paces to the loo. When I got there I was standing in puddles. Not piss! The sweat was pouring off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc

I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture...

Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT! "

I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc

I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture...

Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT!

I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches"

I’m episodic as well a few people on the fb group have lost their lives cause of it and their Drs being assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc

I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture...

Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT!

I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches

I’m episodic as well a few people on the fb group have lost their lives cause of it and their Drs being assholes "

Anyway, I guess we’d better stop boring everyone! I’ll see you on the FB group!

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cluster headaches! That shit is evil!

Do you get them too Lottie? Thank god for oxygen! yup fellow cluster head for 7yrs and tell me about it! However the GONB injection has helped me!

I’m lucky, only a few weeks every 18 months. Been going on for 20 years plus. Verapamil etc once shadows start until after the cluster finishes but it’s the oxygen that’s the absolute lifesaver for me, reduces them from about 40 minutes to 10 minutes.

Last attack I had was in jan when I had the injection had the mother fucker of all attacks that night the 02 is a life saver at home suma injections are at work etc

I know that my face looks a picture during an attack!!! And not a good picture...

Same here! I had another GONB the other week and neuro did both sides and I had swinging jaw, slurred and slow speech it was fantastic NOT!

I’m just glad I have fairly infrequent episodes instead of chronic constant attacks. I guess that’s when they get called suicide headaches

I’m episodic as well a few people on the fb group have lost their lives cause of it and their Drs being assholes

Anyway, I guess we’d better stop boring everyone! I’ll see you on the FB group!"

If you can figure out who I am haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured arm in 2 places was horrendous.

The after effects of a Laparoscopy is high on my list

Period pain due to endometriosis has been excruciating over the years

Appendicitis made me vomit with the pain

But top of the list goes to removal of 2 wisdom teeth. I was literally screaming the house down and climbing the walls.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Anyone had really bad food poisoning?

Yes, was like having intestines twisted with a set of stillies with acompying constant trying to be sick with nothing there, had to go to hospital for morphine and anti sickness drugs was horrendous painfull"

It is horrible when you reach that stage - when you've even emptied your stomach of bile and are reduced to angrily shouting at the toilet...

"RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!"

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By *ast_And_Curious OP   Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Fractured arm in 2 places was horrendous.

The after effects of a Laparoscopy is high on my list

Period pain due to endometriosis has been excruciating over the years

Appendicitis made me vomit with the pain

But top of the list goes to removal of 2 wisdom teeth. I was literally screaming the house down and climbing the walls.

"

The anaesthetic didn't work then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hospitalised for 4 impacted wisdom teeth.

Black n blue face and chest from surgeons elbow.

Painkillers only gave relief for 90 mins .... 2.5 hrs of pain and ice packs..

Grim.

Couldnt drink or speak...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fractured arm in 2 places was horrendous.

The after effects of a Laparoscopy is high on my list

Period pain due to endometriosis has been excruciating over the years

Appendicitis made me vomit with the pain

But top of the list goes to removal of 2 wisdom teeth. I was literally screaming the house down and climbing the walls.

The anaesthetic didn't work then? "

Yes, all anaesthesia worked; it was after it wore off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C section.... It's not the easy option ... Having a sore woo for a bit us a walk in the park... C section nearly killed me and all they give you in paracetamol. Wtaf!

Ear ache...I used to mock my ex for moaning about it, then I had a double ear infection..... Now, I know why.

Toothache....I'm scared on the dentist and needles.... I'd never been so willing to go the dentist and have the 40ft needle jabbed into my face, even.though it doesn't work and needs topping up every few mins....

Fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passing a kidney stone followed by a migraine

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Getting crushed by a horse hurt, the surgeries after, and 6mths in traction.

Or, it could be stepping on the plug to my hairdryer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being hit by a car on my bike, well that bit was quite pain free, as was flying through the air at somewhere between 30 and 40mph. The coming to an instant stop as I hot the floor was the bit that stung!

The time I fractured both wrists and managed to get a deep laceration to my arse cheek was a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catching chicken pox as an adult or maybe abscess on my wisdom tooth before it was removed "

I got chickenpox at 34 while pregnant.... I literally thought I was dying.

Pox parties when kids are little...it's the way forward!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recovering from getting crushed against a tree by a car as a 6 year old. Don't remember the impact, but certainly remember the months/years of pain getting back to having fully functional legs.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Breaking my collar bone

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

For me it would definitely be when my back goes dodgy. I have a recurring thing, I think a trapped nerve but it is so painful I literally have to crawl to the loo and standing up causes my legs to give way in pain so literally have to just lay horizontal for a couple of weeks with hot water bottles or hot showers on the good days holding onto the hose rail as can't straighten up at all.

Or when I get an ear infection, I have no ear drum in my right ear so that happens quite a lot and really deep down inside my ear. Even breathing is so painful I could cry.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Childbirth I didn't find too bad as you know it will end eventually and you'll have a child. Other pain you just have no idea how long it can last, weeks, months or years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically?

Besides childbirth.

For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. "

I dislocated my shoulder, elbow and thumb at the same time. That was fun trying to get them back in. I did that without anaesthetic

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By *rban-NitesCouple
over a year ago

LONDON (SE)


"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically?

Besides childbirth. "

Having a TN (trigeminal neuralgia) attack.... brutal

T.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Ear-ache. Used to get ear infections that were so bad my eardrums would eventually perforate. The pain was quite unbelievable and I'm quite a tough old bird. I very nearly overdosed just to make it stop. Makes me feel wibbly just remembering.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Never see a man who’s been kicked in the balls once ask for it again..."

Plenty in my line of work

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I had a toothache so bad I couldn't move or speak. It did make a perfect red circle form on my cheek, that was quite impressive though. "

I'd go with tooth pain as well. Felt like I wanted to rip my face open and take it out. The only way I could stop it hurting was to lie perfectly still in a dark room until the next morning when I could get to the dentist.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Sciatica, having surgery in a month so hopefully it won't happen again after that but it's not guaranteed unfortunately "

Mine was sciatica too. I spent the summer of 2016 in a drug induced haze, where my then 6 year old daughter had to help me put my knickers on and pull my jeans up. Awful.

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By *umpsimusMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"I got a cricket bat the face when I was a kid that hurt like fuck."

Ouch !

Hope you got your own back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I’ve done childbirth. Teeth abscesses. Gall stones. Quinsy and the abscesses lanced without anaesthetic. Kidney biopsies. And lots of major open surgery.

But the worst pain ever has to be kidney stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart being broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work with electricity, had a few shocks and burns but got stuck to a cable a while back.

Earth in my left hand phase in my right hand creating a nice loop through me!

Pain afterwards was brutal, hands and arms had all burst open and burned and it felt like someone had beaten me across the chest repeatedly with a bat

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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago

Airdrie


"What's the most painful thing you've experienced physically?

Besides childbirth.

For me it was an abscess on my thumb being cut open and drained without anaesthetic. I was yelling the place down and bucking all over the place as the nurse squeezed my thumb! Sawing my thumb off wouldn't have been more painful. "

Three things, in no particular order:

1. Being kicked in the balls;

2. Dental abscesses that required antibiotics and drove me crazy for about a week - when they diagnosed I was seriously considering picking a fight with someone just to get him to hit me hard in the jaw and give me something else to think about;

3. Sunburn serious enough to require a trip to a doctor and 3 hours on a drip, followed by regular application of cream for about 4 weeks after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my hand caught in circular bench saw, still getting pain over a year later.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Breaking ankle years ago,hurt like a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbing over an electric cattle fence in the dark, my ball bag touched it just as it was pulsing I saw stars and puked.... Snapping my cruciate ligament last year comes a close second

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Sitting on a cactus on the Plains of Alberta. I had the ignominy of having my trousers round my ankles while the gorgeous medic used tweezers to take the needles out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burst gall bladder , almost bled to death, resulting in removal of gall, intestines, part of my stomach and almost my pancreas , ! They couldn’t tell what was bleeding so they just kept going !. Morphine drip for 3 weeks after

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Damaged knee has been causing pain for a few decades now!

From mild to severe, slight limp to a hobble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pelvic inflammatory disease was no walk in the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An epidural went wrong leaving me with a dural tap, could lay flat on my back any incline left me feeling like my head was going to explode.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had a serious medical emergency several years ago which is supposed to be more painful than childbirth. It was misdiagnosed and not corrected for well over a month. That was torture.

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By *endoverhappyMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Meningitis was worse experienced I ever felt and the treatment to recover I still get the headaches and eye to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tearing all the ligaments and tendons in my ankle and still walking on it cos I had to work. was the size of a football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went into hospital due to a leaking appendix and after the operation i woke up needing a piss so of i hobble to the toilet and nothing happened so hobbled back to my bed 10 minutes later i was in agony and needing a pee again so of i hobble for a second time but this time i was bent over like an old woman with a hunch back with a stupid bag that was piped into a hole in my gut making it more awkward and again nothing so told the nurse to which they took no notice!

So another half hour passes and again i make my way to the bog feeling like im gonna explode but yep you've guessed it nothing happened but this time i could not walk back and had to wait for someone to notice me to get help! At this point two people helped me get back to my bed and they gave me an ultra sound which confirmed i was the proud father of a bladder full off piss so off rushes a nurse and returns with a trolley full of all sorts and rams a pipe up my nob end

Never in my life have i felt relief like it in fact its the first time someone has pulled my pants down and touched my nob whilst it was shrivelled up and give me a happy ending

On a side note i did learn that there is no way on earth that i want to try sticking things down my piss hole lol

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking my skull not nice at all mega head ache for months "

Must of been a serious blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fitting a new kitchen door

All done .sweet job

Then I decided to cut the old wooden door in half

Laid the door on two wooden stools

You know

Top of door on one stool bottom on the other .

Marked a straight line and fired up the skillsaw

Ouch as the door fell into a V grappling the skill saw and thrusting it into my leg .

I screamed the whole street down

Excruciating agony

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By *endoverhappyMan
over a year ago

Darlington


"

I was fitting a new kitchen door

All done .sweet job

Then I decided to cut the old wooden door in half

Laid the door on two wooden stools

You know

Top of door on one stool bottom on the other .

Marked a straight line and fired up the skillsaw

Ouch as the door fell into a V grappling the skill saw and thrusting it into my leg .

I screamed the whole street down

Excruciating agony "

That's gotta hurt how long to recover

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Birth.... just that...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When I fractured my arm....had to move it for an X-ray and was In agony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbike racing crash, broken arm, leg, fractured skull, 4 ribs and a punctured lung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having someone pissing in oneof my cavity. Hurt like hell and of course it never hapened but wanted so bad to contribute to that thread so I made a story because my dog LiLi got missing last night when I was having a beer without alcohol at the neighbour of my neighbour's lovely 2 bedrooms flat appartment.

God it was lovely.

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West


"Caught my penis in a vice."

We need to know the story here!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Gall stones. Childbirth was a breeze compared to that (although to be fair I had to have an epidural early doors for health reasons and then by the time I was taken for an emergency section I was off my tits on numerous meds, then had a spinal block so I felt nothing except the guddling about after).

The gall stones though, holy fuck.

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

Pulled muscle in back. Ironically, jarred it at the gym, was a little pain that day, drove to Birmingham and back the next day (200 mile round trip) still a bit sore but on. Tried to get up for work on the Monday and locked solid. Took 20 minutes to get down the stairs. Only time as an adult pain brought me to tears.

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