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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull

It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I have two .... and a bottle of gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wicked good party snow you must be melting in this tho

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I have two .... and a bottle of gin "

Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Wicked good party snow you must be melting in this tho"

Hahahaha oh you know me... I haven’t quite melted away!!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I’m not skinny dipping for fear of Greenpeace trying to relocate me to the ocean, but I’ll swish my toes in the water and have a glass of ice cold prosecco please!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’m not skinny dipping for fear of Greenpeace trying to relocate me to the ocean, but I’ll swish my toes in the water and have a glass of ice cold prosecco please!"

Ok gorgeous!! And don’t be daft your sexy as fuck... can’t wait to get my hands and lips on you!!! The bottle is open... and got a chiller around it!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have two .... and a bottle of gin

Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic? "

Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite "

Of course it does... but I’ve bought the bar out... so anyoke is welcome!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I have two .... and a bottle of gin

Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?

Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles? "

Splendid idea... I’ve got the BBQ on!! Who wants a sausage!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have two .... and a bottle of gin

Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?

Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles?

Splendid idea... I’ve got the BBQ on!! Who wants a sausage!! "

Make mine a large please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring a jumbo sausage and lots of booze

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I have two .... and a bottle of gin

Great gorgeous!! I’ll get some ice and would you like tonic?

Let’s have a tad of tonic and what about a strawberry daiquiri? Maybe some nibbles?

Splendid idea... I’ve got the BBQ on!! Who wants a sausage!!

Make mine a large please? "

Coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the sun tan lotion

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I can bring a jumbo sausage and lots of booze "
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Sounds great!!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'll bring the sun tan lotion "

As long as your going to apply it!!

What would you like to drink?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Please may I have a Prosecco with.... crushed ice, strawberries and an ice cream float .... anything to keep me cool even in the pool!!

(She says floating around aimlessly )

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Please may I have a Prosecco with.... crushed ice, strawberries and an ice cream float .... anything to keep me cool even in the pool!!

(She says floating around aimlessly )"

You may have that and I will have one with you!! Serving in my bikini is much cooler!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool....I'm in

Hendricks slice and ice please Snow..

And as always one for you

I'll just wander over here and tie a hammock between these trees....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u mind if i sleep in the pool

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Pool....I'm in

Hendricks slice and ice please Snow..

And as always one for you

I'll just wander over here and tie a hammock between these trees...."

Coming up.... that’s a great idea.. time we got you out of your man cave!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool"

Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool

Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!! "

What about i tie some rope round that tree and other end round my neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pool....I'm in

Hendricks slice and ice please Snow..

And as always one for you

I'll just wander over here and tie a hammock between these trees....

Coming up.... that’s a great idea.. time we got you out of your man cave!! "

I quite like a quiet cool cave when its sunmy

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool

Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!!

What about i tie some rope round that tree and other end round my neck"

hahahaha errrr again not very useful!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can I just have a swim I have my own buoyancy aids x

Then maybe a cold fruit cider please

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Can I just have a swim I have my own buoyancy aids x

Then maybe a cold fruit cider please "

Of course my lovely... dive in.. I keep jumping in inbetween getting drinks... will have the cider with lots and lots of ice ready!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Can I just have a swim I have my own buoyancy aids x

Then maybe a cold fruit cider please

Of course my lovely... dive in.. I keep jumping in inbetween getting drinks... will have the cider with lots and lots of ice ready!! "

Thank you my loverly x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider."

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!"

I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown.... "

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite

Of course it does... but I’ve bought the bar out... so anyoke is welcome!! "

I was thinking more the after party

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool "

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite

Of course it does... but I’ve bought the bar out... so anyoke is welcome!!

I was thinking more the after party "

Ooooh missed that one!! Doh!! Well depending how late it goes on maybe so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u mind if i sleep in the pool

Well as long as you have a floatation device around you!! Can’t have any accidents here! My idemenity insurance would go through the roof!!

What about i tie some rope round that tree and other end round my neck

hahahaha errrr again not very useful!! "

I wont drown

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales? "

Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales? "

I wonder what the come back on that will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite "

What u stockpiling for?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?

Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on "

Hahahaha what was that sound again.....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?

Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on

Hahahaha what was that sound again..... "

oooooowooooowwoooooo

Followed by flubble-ubble-ubble-bubble as I slip under the water

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?

Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on

Hahahaha what was that sound again.....

oooooowooooowwoooooo

Followed by flubble-ubble-ubble-bubble as I slip under the water "

Is it sad I’m actually imagining those noises!!! I’m laughing like mad!!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I've got something that grows when blown, does that count?

And some strawberry lime cider.

Bring it over and jump in... and dare I ask what grows when blown....

Not an inflatable but I'm happy for it to be ridden in a pool

Oooh sounds exciting!! Is it one of those blow up whales?

Could be...I have been made to make oooooowooooowwoooooo noises when its sat on

Hahahaha what was that sound again.....

oooooowooooowwoooooo

Followed by flubble-ubble-ubble-bubble as I slip under the water

Is it sad I’m actually imagining those noises!!! I’m laughing like mad!! "

Glad I could raise a smile

Took me bloody ages to figure out how to spell them

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've about 7/8 24 packs of beer in my garage if that gets me an invite

Of course it does... but I’ve bought the bar out... so anyoke is welcome!!

I was thinking more the after party

Ooooh missed that one!! Doh!! Well depending how late it goes on maybe so!! "

I like your thinking or was it my thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only coming if there is a lazy river

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm only coming if there is a lazy river "

It’s Fabland.. we can have whatever we want!!

What would you like to drink?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics "

Nooo it’s FAB... just no peeing in the pool or smoking!!!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics

Nooo it’s FAB... just no peeing in the pool or smoking!!! "

How about snorkling ?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics

Nooo it’s FAB... just no peeing in the pool or smoking!!!

How about snorkling ?"

m

Yes of course... just no peeping if people are skinny dipping!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

What a fantastic idea just iced lemonade for me today, thanks.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"What a fantastic idea just iced lemonade for me today, thanks. "

Hi Jo... delicious.. I’ve made some homemade lemonade.. shouldn’t be too tart!! Have a lovely evening

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"No petting, bombing, running, kissing, smoking, pushing, acrobatics

Nooo it’s FAB... just no peeing in the pool or smoking!!!

How about snorkling ?m

Yes of course... just no peeping if people are skinny dipping! "

Ok then how about my submarine impression??

Lay on my back just below the surface with my "periscope" above the surface

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By *ir_anthonyMan
over a year ago

kenilworth


"I’m not skinny dipping for fear of Greenpeace trying to relocate me to the ocean, but I’ll swish my toes in the water and have a glass of ice cold prosecco please!"

I’d be more worried that Bridget Jones wants her knickers back (picture 6)

Lol

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!

I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!! "

Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.

The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.

Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!

I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!

Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.

The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.

Today hasn’t gone quite as planned."

Oops a daisy!!!

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!

I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!

Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.

The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.

Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.

Oops a daisy!!! "

I probably should have gone home and crashed at the neighbours, but you know how sometime it’s just less hassle to pile into a hotel. You don’t have to explain what an idiot you’ve been for a start. And I’ve had so many trips to Scotland recently that I quite like a night in a hotel.

Would it be rude to ask for a whisky nightcap?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!

I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!

Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.

The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.

Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.

Oops a daisy!!!

I probably should have gone home and crashed at the neighbours, but you know how sometime it’s just less hassle to pile into a hotel. You don’t have to explain what an idiot you’ve been for a start. And I’ve had so many trips to Scotland recently that I quite like a night in a hotel.

Would it be rude to ask for a whisky nightcap?"

Of course not... you’ll need it!! Extra large one being served as we speak

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m sat outside just now, with some red wine. There’s music and people watching, but a wee top up and some water to dangle my tootsies into would be perfect!

I’ll being you a bottle of red over!! Enjoy people watching!! I always do!!

Thank you very much! In what can only be described as more of eventfulness, I appear to be holed up in a Holiday Inn having locked myself out of the house.

The last hotel I stayed in had caramel wafers, crisps and Diet Coke in the room. Refrigerated and everything. That’s Glaswegian hospitality for you! This has nothing except two teabags and two Nescafé sachets.

Today hasn’t gone quite as planned.

Oops a daisy!!!

I probably should have gone home and crashed at the neighbours, but you know how sometime it’s just less hassle to pile into a hotel. You don’t have to explain what an idiot you’ve been for a start. And I’ve had so many trips to Scotland recently that I quite like a night in a hotel.

Would it be rude to ask for a whisky nightcap?

Of course not... you’ll need it!! Extra large one being served as we speak "

Thank you. I’ll take that up to my room - you might want to close up while it’s quiet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

"

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X"

That's OK Jo, neither have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I "

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink "

What can I get you both!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled? "

Isn’t that what should happen!!!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled?

Isn’t that what should happen!!! "

I guess so but I am not talking about anything sexual

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"pool party? I have no problem with skinny dipping but do turn into a bit of a child in water... anyone up for a water fight and being pulled under to be tickled?

Isn’t that what should happen!!!

I guess so but I am not talking about anything sexual "

Hehe I know ... play as much as you want!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

What can I get you both!! "

Hi Snow can I have sex on the beach,what ever Mrs Time is having and one for yourself please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink "

Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

What can I get you both!!

Hi Snow can I have sex on the beach,what ever Mrs Time is having and one for yourself please "

Mmm delicious choice... can’t beat a cocktail!! I’ll have a cosmopolitan please!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your evening!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk? "

Well I’m never one to lead people astray... nope never.... but it’s a hot balmy night so maybe one more wouldn’t hurt

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over a year ago

I'll come along and bring my big inflatable doughnut

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'll come along and bring my big inflatable doughnut "

That’s great my lovely... can I get you a drink too?

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over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk? "

I would like to get you a lot of things

Very wet being one, We could get d*unk together and see what happens

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over a year ago


"I'll come along and bring my big inflatable doughnut

That’s great my lovely... can I get you a drink too? "

A cold fruity cider would go down well thanks.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'll come along and bring my big inflatable doughnut

That’s great my lovely... can I get you a drink too?

A cold fruity cider would go down well thanks."

Great choice served with lots and lots of ice!!

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over a year ago

***'swans' towards bar with prominent naked ass.***

Can I have a cider lolly a drink a knowing wink please. xx

***'swans' away from bar with prominent naked ass.***

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over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk?

I would like to get you a lot of things

Very wet being one, We could get d*unk together and see what happens "

Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

Water might be a good idea, I've had a few drinks already unless you would like to get me d*unk?

I would like to get you a lot of things

Very wet being one, We could get d*unk together and see what happens

Oh my! "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s soooo hot... how about bringing the bar outside and just a massive pool party with drinks??

Skinny dipping optional.... has anyone got any inflatables??

Well I've popped in for a nice cool cocktail, didn't know it was a pool party, I've not got my bikini with me

Jo.X

That's OK Jo, neither have I

Ahhh thanks, can I get you a drink

What can I get you both!!

Hi Snow can I have sex on the beach,what ever Mrs Time is having and one for yourself please

Mmm delicious choice... can’t beat a cocktail!! I’ll have a cosmopolitan please!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your evening! "

Thank you beautiful and you too

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


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***'swans' towards bar with prominent naked ass.***

Can I have a cider lolly a drink a knowing wink please. xx

***'swans' away from bar with prominent naked ass.***"

Great entrance and exit! Nice ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got my budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it happens a giant pink flamingo from Lidl

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