FabSwingers.com forum: Having a dim day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just read an article headline that said "Dozens of raccoons die from viral "zombie" virus that can be spread to dogs".

"Oh no,my dogs!" I thought,and then I remembered we dont have raccoons in the UK.

Can you get much dimmer than that?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so long ago, on my drive home from work I went past an animal which has been hit by a car (assumption); for reasons only my inner dimwit could explain, I convinced myself it was a dead kangaroo. I had an internal debate between reasoned self and inner dimwit along the lines of “we don’t have kangaroos in the UK you truffling airhead” for a few miles, but the inner dimwit was sufficiently persuasive that I felt compelled to turn the car round to take another peek.

Yup, a dead deer.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so long ago, on my drive home from work I went past an animal which has been hit by a car (assumption); for reasons only my inner dimwit could explain, I convinced myself it was a dead kangaroo. I had an internal debate between reasoned self and inner dimwit along the lines of “we don’t have kangaroos in the UK you truffling airhead” for a few miles, but the inner dimwit was sufficiently persuasive that I felt compelled to turn the car round to take another peek.

Yup, a dead deer.

You are so cute.. faf?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yup, a dead deer.

I think I remember you telling us that before. I had a similar incident myself where both myself and my daughter thought there was a dead wallaby (she said kangaroo) by the side of the road.

I've come to the conclusion that it was a hare or a baby deer.