FabSwingers.com forum: The ‘Best PM’ thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do love a tailored message after couples and single women have read my profile and wanked over my pics but the messages I’ve received from couples and single women indicate that this isn’t how they operate.

Here are the best example of messages I’ve received from a couples and a single woman.

Couple sent a “?”

Single girl sent a “hi” without a capital H in Hi

What kind of messages do you guys receive?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

C U next Tuesday

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"C U next Tuesday"

I thought I had a meet planned!!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The best just said "Gi"

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If it's just "hi"' I don't even bother replying. If you bother to read my profile, there's plenty to comment on. "Hi" indicates no imagination or even interest if you ask me

I can't remember some of the best opening messages I've received, but they've all proved they've read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pics have got me so hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi"

"Got Kik?"

"Want to watch me wank?"

"I'd luv to fuck that ass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't had a 'hi' for a while now. Been getting quite well tailored messages of late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pics have got me so hard

Must be your viagra pic

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Haven't had a 'hi' for a while now. Been getting quite well tailored messages of late

Hang on, I can fix that for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't had a 'hi' for a while now. Been getting quite well tailored messages of late

Well done boys x

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Haven't had a 'hi' for a while now. Been getting quite well tailored messages of late

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best just said "Gi"

Life of pi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just get subject lines along the lines of “fancy a fuck”

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Haven't had a 'hi' for a while now. Been getting quite well tailored messages of late

Ah yes. That’ll be the message I sent you when you chinned me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, got a face pic?"

"Face pic?"

"Pic?"

"Hi"

This leads me to believe that intelligence is on the decline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen this photo on Facebook. I suggest you delete this account before I show the real person. Oh I have also reported you!

I actually removed my face photos from being public because the plonker didn't realise that I'm the same bloody person from Facebook. I was embarrassed for myself and her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m intrigued by the single letter headings. Are they a code? ‘J’ means Monday ‘Hi’, ‘k’ means Tuesdays ‘Hi’? ‘S’ means a new strategy ‘Wuu2’?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

“Add me”

Piss right off

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I had one guy asking if I was fake lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one guy asking if I was fake lol "

At least he typed a complete sentence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen this photo on Facebook. I suggest you delete this account before I show the real person. Oh I have also reported you!

I actually removed my face photos from being public because the plonker didn't realise that I'm the same bloody person from Facebook. I was embarrassed for myself and her!

You should have let them message you on Facebook before telling them you're the same person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received a message asking if he could suck on my used tampon.

Another asked if I would walk away from him with his quite significant about of money while he was in a slurry pit.

I do wonder what state of mind they must be in. It's sad and concerning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I received a message asking if he could suck on my used tampon.

Another asked if I would walk away from him with his quite significant about of money while he was in a slurry pit.

I do wonder what state of mind they must be in. It's sad and concerning."

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I received a message asking if he could suck on my used tampon.

Another asked if I would walk away from him with his quite significant about of money while he was in a slurry pit.

I do wonder what state of mind they must be in. It's sad and concerning.

Sorry

Oh shit, i just remembered. I sometimes get a lol off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I received a message asking if he could suck on my used tampon.

Another asked if I would walk away from him with his quite significant about of money while he was in a slurry pit.

I do wonder what state of mind they must be in. It's sad and concerning."

Can you please return my money and take your used tampon back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I received a message asking if he could suck on my used tampon.

Another asked if I would walk away from him with his quite significant about of money while he was in a slurry pit.

I do wonder what state of mind they must be in. It's sad and concerning.

Sorry

Fuck me and all is forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen this photo on Facebook. I suggest you delete this account before I show the real person. Oh I have also reported you!

I actually removed my face photos from being public because the plonker didn't realise that I'm the same bloody person from Facebook. I was embarrassed for myself and her!

You should have let them message you on Facebook before telling them you're the same person

I didn't ever tell them. I spent so much time thinking about how to reply via FB and I still haven't received the message. In all honesty I think the penny has dropped considering I am now blocked. I'm.not sure wether to come clean or leave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I received a message asking if he could suck on my used tampon.

Another asked if I would walk away from him with his quite significant about of money while he was in a slurry pit.

I do wonder what state of mind they must be in. It's sad and concerning.

Sorry

Fuck me and all is forgiven

How many times this time

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