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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? On holiday with your partner in crime? *Waves at Miss.Red & Moriarty* Q & Aing? Disco dancing? o/ pervin' Been secret tea partying? Lurking? Whatever the heck you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. It's fun! Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iibpewIA_ik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeevening Jim! I'm having a quiet night in and dreaming up new dance moves for you. Get your jig on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Jimothy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening Jim! I'm having a quiet night in and dreaming up new dance moves for you. Get your jig on. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cherie. You're tonight's first poster, clinker work. Congratulations! Fancy a jig roll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

Whigfield - Saturday Night [Official Video HD] - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah Jimothy. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine from the scenic lane. Have you recovered from your little get away? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn....why did you mention Jaffa cakes...I'm craving chocolate and I don't have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been. I’m just watching Thor ragnarok and could just eat one of your Jaffa cakes x

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening everyone

XX

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

PUBG.........

I also have cake..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn....why did you mention Jaffa cakes...I'm craving chocolate and I don't have any "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ruby. I was contractually obligated to mention generic jaffa cakes. I've mentioned them again, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks I'm making cardboard willies gorgeous the va festival of fun foe a naughty word game. Then off to bed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. You've taken your suit off.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim evening all.

I had to stay in bed until early afternoon to nurse my throbbing head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening Jim! I'm having a quiet night in and dreaming up new dance moves for you. Get your jig on.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cherie. You're tonight's first poster, clinker work. Congratulations! Fancy a jig roll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

Whigfield - Saturday Night [Official Video HD] - YouTube

"

You know me too well you wee English fella. Dee Dee na na na.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been. I’m just watching Thor ragnarok and could just eat one of your Jaffa cakes x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been lazy, just how I like it. Raga-what?! I don't have any generic Jaffa cakes myself. But I do have official Jaffa Cakes. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. You've taken your suit off."

He has, but he's wearing a towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

XX"

Goooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Claire. Do you have anything, you'd like to share? Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PUBG.........

I also have cake.......... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. I do enjoy a pub game. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah Jimothy.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine from the scenic lane. Have you recovered from your little get away? Smileyface"

Just about! Already considering my next adventure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet cheeks I'm making cardboard willies gorgeous the va festival of fun foe a naughty word game. Then off to bed x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Are cardboard willies hard? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type."

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim evening all.

I had to stay in bed until early afternoon to nurse my throbbing head. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You were a ruined mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, he used to play that one to me too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening Jim! I'm having a quiet night in and dreaming up new dance moves for you. Get your jig on.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cherie. You're tonight's first poster, clinker work. Congratulations! Fancy a jig roll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

Whigfield - Saturday Night [Official Video HD] - YouTube

You know me too well you wee English fella. Dee Dee na na na. "

Pretty baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been. I’m just watching Thor ragnarok and could just eat one of your Jaffa cakes x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been lazy, just how I like it. Raga-what?! I don't have any generic Jaffa cakes myself. But I do have official Jaffa Cakes. x"

lol, yes I’ve no idea why they called it that. Oh an official Jaffa cake would be fine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. You've taken your suit off.

He has, but he's wearing a towel "

Will he get even more relaxed?

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Good evening Jim!

I’m sitting on the settee eating galaxy, drinking milk and watching cooking programmes. It’s rock and roll 24/7 in my house

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim evening all.

I had to stay in bed until early afternoon to nurse my throbbing head.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You were a ruined mother!"

Indeed! I should know better but I don’t

Did I mention that Jaffas are my favourites?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah Jimothy.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine from the scenic lane. Have you recovered from your little get away? Smileyface

Just about! Already considering my next adventure "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Top of the Pops: 1986 is on BBC Four at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaC-YbSDpo

Madonna - Borderline (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time. "

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, he used to play that one to me too!! "

Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. You've taken your suit off.

He has, but he's wearing a towel

Will he get even more relaxed?"

No im good in the towel for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goid evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been. I’m just watching Thor ragnarok and could just eat one of your Jaffa cakes x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been lazy, just how I like it. Raga-what?! I don't have any generic Jaffa cakes myself. But I do have official Jaffa Cakes. x

lol, yes I’ve no idea why they called it that. Oh an official Jaffa cake would be fine x "

How was your Saturday July the 21st? x *Passes Angie the official Jaffa Cakes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's."

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, he used to play that one to me too!!

Smileyface"

That made me giggle when I realised the song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m sitting on the settee eating galaxy, drinking milk and watching cooking programmes. It’s rock and roll 24/7 in my house "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kirkie. I really like that you call your sitting down apparatus a settee. Will you try the 30% reduced sugar Cadbury's Dairy Milk when it hits the shops? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim evening all.

I had to stay in bed until early afternoon to nurse my throbbing head.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You were a ruined mother!

Indeed! I should know better but I don’t

Did I mention that Jaffas are my favourites? "

I didn't know that Jaffa Cakes are your favourites. Is there Jaffa gin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. You've taken your suit off.

He has, but he's wearing a towel

Will he get even more relaxed?

No im good in the towel for now"

Don't throw it in.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Sweet cheeks I'm making cardboard willies gorgeous the va festival of fun foe a naughty word game. Then off to bed x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Are cardboard willies hard? x"

Very very hard and hard to cut out x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good evening Jim, hope you’ve had a good day.

I’m at Clapham Junction waiting for my train home after the STP, it’s been a lovely evening.

Can’t wait to get home, strip off, have a bacon sandwich and a glass of wine. A winning combo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?! "

You'd go to a protest, and profane all over the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hope you’ve had a good day.

I’m at Clapham Junction waiting for my train home after the STP, it’s been a lovely evening.

Can’t wait to get home, strip off, have a bacon sandwich and a glass of wine. A winning combo!"

I’m sad I couldn’t come. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet cheeks I'm making cardboard willies gorgeous the va festival of fun foe a naughty word game. Then off to bed x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Are cardboard willies hard? x

Very very hard and hard to cut out x"

I hope your wrists are up to the challenge. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?!

You'd go to a protest, and profane all over the street."

Are you calling me a potty mouth?!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Evening Jim and lovely people xx

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hullo EJ. Hullo Fab bitches. Mac is a bit d*unk. I’m playing cupid. It’s beautiful.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jim evening all.

I had to stay in bed until early afternoon to nurse my throbbing head.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You were a ruined mother!

Indeed! I should know better but I don’t

Did I mention that Jaffas are my favourites?

I didn't know that Jaffa Cakes are your favourites. Is there Jaffa gin?"

There’s orange gin but it’s no Jaffa

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Good evening Jim, hope you’ve had a good day.

I’m at Clapham Junction waiting for my train home after the STP, it’s been a lovely evening.

Can’t wait to get home, strip off, have a bacon sandwich and a glass of wine. A winning combo!

I’m sad I couldn’t come. I’m glad you enjoyed it. "

I was sorry not to get to meet you. One day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hope you’ve had a good day.

I’m at Clapham Junction waiting for my train home after the STP, it’s been a lovely evening.

Can’t wait to get home, strip off, have a bacon sandwich and a glass of wine. A winning combo!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MsMac. What a day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQciegmLPAo

Squeeze - Up The Junction - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hope you’ve had a good day.

I’m at Clapham Junction waiting for my train home after the STP, it’s been a lovely evening.

Can’t wait to get home, strip off, have a bacon sandwich and a glass of wine. A winning combo!

I’m sad I couldn’t come. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

I was sorry not to get to meet you. One day "

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo EJ. Hullo Fab bitches. Mac is a bit d*unk. I’m playing cupid. It’s beautiful. "

I'm a tad tipsy too..... cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx"

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Good evening Jim!

I’m sitting on the settee eating galaxy, drinking milk and watching cooking programmes. It’s rock and roll 24/7 in my house

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kirkie. I really like that you call your sitting down apparatus a settee. Will you try the 30% reduced sugar Cadbury's Dairy Milk when it hits the shops? Smileyface"

One of my pals slags me off for calling it a settee, he says it’s a couch. I think he’s wrong. He’s a Glaswegian so what does he know

And no I won’t! Cadbury’s can fuck off. The whole point of chocolate is the fat and sugar and badness. Healthy chocolate is bullshit...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?!

You'd go to a protest, and profane all over the street.

Are you calling me a potty mouth?! "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x"

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and lovely people xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MsWood. Evening Jim and Lovely People is going to be the name of my new band. Hold on, am I not lovely? x

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Good evening Jim!

I’m sitting on the settee eating galaxy, drinking milk and watching cooking programmes. It’s rock and roll 24/7 in my house

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kirkie. I really like that you call your sitting down apparatus a settee. Will you try the 30% reduced sugar Cadbury's Dairy Milk when it hits the shops? Smileyface

One of my pals slags me off for calling it a settee, he says it’s a couch. I think he’s wrong. He’s a Glaswegian so what does he know

And no I won’t! Cadbury’s can fuck off. The whole point of chocolate is the fat and sugar and badness. Healthy chocolate is bullshit...! "

You’re both wrong. It’s a sofa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hullo EJ. Hullo Fab bitches. Mac is a bit d*unk. I’m playing cupid. It’s beautiful. "

Hullo, cowabunga, and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MrsMac. You're not the only boozy old lush on this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i5UL7LqkuA

Amy Winehouse - Cupid - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?!

You'd go to a protest, and profane all over the street.

Are you calling me a potty mouth?!

Yes!"

I yearn to be ladylike and graceful. Ah me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim evening all.

I had to stay in bed until early afternoon to nurse my throbbing head.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You were a ruined mother!

Indeed! I should know better but I don’t

Did I mention that Jaffas are my favourites?

I didn't know that Jaffa Cakes are your favourites. Is there Jaffa gin?

There’s orange gin but it’s no Jaffa "

Jaffa gin, it's just waiting to be made. It even sounds good, Jaffa gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!

I’m sitting on the settee eating galaxy, drinking milk and watching cooking programmes. It’s rock and roll 24/7 in my house

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kirkie. I really like that you call your sitting down apparatus a settee. Will you try the 30% reduced sugar Cadbury's Dairy Milk when it hits the shops? Smileyface

One of my pals slags me off for calling it a settee, he says it’s a couch. I think he’s wrong. He’s a Glaswegian so what does he know

And no I won’t! Cadbury’s can fuck off. The whole point of chocolate is the fat and sugar and badness. Healthy chocolate is bullshit...! "

Yeah, what does he know.

I agree with you on the chocolate, just eat chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

"

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kentish. Happy Saturday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?!

You'd go to a protest, and profane all over the street.

Are you calling me a potty mouth?!

Yes!

I yearn to be ladylike and graceful. Ah me."

I wouldn't have you any other way.

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over a year ago

It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?

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over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?"

Fair to middling my friend glad that the weekend is finally here tho!

Take a gander at this, amazing version...... crank it up loud tho x

https://youtu.be/Q93n3dvaaTI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was indeed Q & A-ing, all done now.

You never asked me a question!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where did you discover that Prince Buster song? I don't think you're his type.

Bwahahaha. He’s teasing. I think I’m actually a very compliant lass in reality, do you not think I’d be a good 1950s housewife? A prior lover used to play it to me all the time.

I had no idea he was teasing, especially given the age of the song. I'm glad he is teasing, I can enjoy that song even more. I think you'd stray from the 50's.

Are you telling me I’m naughty and wouldn’t follow my man’s rules?!

You'd go to a protest, and profane all over the street.

Are you calling me a potty mouth?!

Yes!

I yearn to be ladylike and graceful. Ah me.

I wouldn't have you any other way."

You always know how to make me feel better. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?"

Sofa

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over a year ago


"It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?"

Sofa

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

There’s no debate! It’s a settee!

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over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?

Fair to middling my friend glad that the weekend is finally here tho!

Take a gander at this, amazing version...... crank it up loud tho x

https://youtu.be/Q93n3dvaaTI"

Another one, you're spoiling us fair maiden. x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?"

Grew up with settee and now it’s a sofa

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over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?

Fair to middling my friend glad that the weekend is finally here tho!

Take a gander at this, amazing version...... crank it up loud tho x

https://youtu.be/Q93n3dvaaTI

Another one, you're spoiling us fair maiden. x"

Did ya like it? I think it's brill

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, I don't have a multi person chair, so I'm just slobbing in ma electric recliner

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's a sofa.

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over a year ago

It's sofa for me. Even though I used to call my sitting down apparatus a settee in the olden days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?

Grew up with settee and now it’s a sofa "

Snap!

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over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?

Fair to middling my friend glad that the weekend is finally here tho!

Take a gander at this, amazing version...... crank it up loud tho x

https://youtu.be/Q93n3dvaaTI

Another one, you're spoiling us fair maiden. x

Did ya like it? I think it's brill "

I haven't looked at the first video yet. But I will look at them very soon.

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over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, I don't have a multi person chair, so I'm just slobbing in ma electric recliner "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You recline, you swine. Did you manage to make fish pie without being troubled by Rammy?

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over a year ago


"It's a sofa."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?"

When I lived in Brum it was settee. I now have a sofa

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over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?

Fair to middling my friend glad that the weekend is finally here tho!

Take a gander at this, amazing version...... crank it up loud tho x

https://youtu.be/Q93n3dvaaTI

Another one, you're spoiling us fair maiden. x

Did ya like it? I think it's brill

I haven't looked at the first video yet. But I will look at them very soon."

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the big Saturday debate, settee, couch or sofa?

When I lived in Brum it was settee. I now have a sofa "

Another snap!

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over a year ago


"Evening you lovely lot!

xGx

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UsTwo. Please give us a power ballad for all of us to sing along to. x

Just cranking this one up.....

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

Thank you very much. Other than pissed, how are you doing?

Fair to middling my friend glad that the weekend is finally here tho!

Take a gander at this, amazing version...... crank it up loud tho x

https://youtu.be/Q93n3dvaaTI

Another one, you're spoiling us fair maiden. x

Did ya like it? I think it's brill

I haven't looked at the first video yet. But I will look at them very soon.

Good boy "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby."

Ooft. I've never been called baby before.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, I don't have a multi person chair, so I'm just slobbing in ma electric recliner

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You recline, you swine. Did you manage to make fish pie without being troubled by Rammy?"

Just about, I had to eject him from the kitchen area several times. He's crashed out on ma pillow at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

Ooft. I've never been called baby before."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, I don't have a multi person chair, so I'm just slobbing in ma electric recliner

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You recline, you swine. Did you manage to make fish pie without being troubled by Rammy?

Just about, I had to eject him from the kitchen area several times. He's crashed out on ma pillow at the moment "

Aw. Do you know where the name Rammy comes from?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

Ooft. I've never been called baby before."

He called me ‘babe’ the other week and I will never let him forget it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

Ooft. I've never been called baby before.

He called me ‘babe’ the other week and I will never let him forget it "

Babe makes you sound piggish. Jim! Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be called names like baby or sweet things too! Rather than just potty mouthed!

Pffft.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I want to be called names like baby or sweet things too! Rather than just potty mouthed!

Pffft. "

Awww huni!

There you go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

Ooft. I've never been called baby before.

He called me ‘babe’ the other week and I will never let him forget it

Babe makes you sound piggish. Jim! Tut tut."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be called names like baby or sweet things too! Rather than just potty mouthed!

Pffft. "

These things have to come naturally, potty totty.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

Ooft. I've never been called baby before.

He called me ‘babe’ the other week and I will never let him forget it

Babe makes you sound piggish. Jim! Tut tut."

Oh I didn’t think of it that way .... Jim!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Good evening Jim and everyone who likes me!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sofa.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Pull up to my sofa baby.

Ooft. I've never been called baby before.

He called me ‘babe’ the other week and I will never let him forget it

Babe makes you sound piggish. Jim! Tut tut.

Oh I didn’t think of it that way .... Jim!! "

Double

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone who likes me!.... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss, for last Sunday's nocturnal thread. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening for this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening's thread. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone that likes Samiss. Smileyface Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim and everyone who likes me!....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss, for last Sunday's nocturnal thread. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening for this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening's thread. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone that likes Samiss. Smileyface Smileyface"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreet Jim, I don't have a multi person chair, so I'm just slobbing in ma electric recliner

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You recline, you swine. Did you manage to make fish pie without being troubled by Rammy?

Just about, I had to eject him from the kitchen area several times. He's crashed out on ma pillow at the moment

Aw. Do you know where the name Rammy comes from?"

Well he's black & white, and although he doesn't have a season ticket, he's an avid Derby County fan, just like his mam & dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone who likes me!....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss, for last Sunday's nocturnal thread. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening for this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening's thread. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone that likes Samiss. Smileyface Smileyface

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreet Jim, I don't have a multi person chair, so I'm just slobbing in ma electric recliner

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You recline, you swine. Did you manage to make fish pie without being troubled by Rammy?

Just about, I had to eject him from the kitchen area several times. He's crashed out on ma pillow at the moment

Aw. Do you know where the name Rammy comes from?

Well he's black & white, and although he doesn't have a season ticket, he's an avid Derby County fan, just like his mam & dad "

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems "

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

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over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious "

What on earth is one of them? X

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious "

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

What on earth is one of them? X"

Raspberry flavoured gin with frozen fruit, ice and tonic. Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stamps foot and pouts*

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!"

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!"

I like raspberryish.... you should get to name more things

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet "

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"*stamps foot and pouts*"

What’s up Estella? I can’t pout.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x"

This was mentioned ages ago by someone but I can’t remember who! But yes! We really should...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again all the nocturnal friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x

This was mentioned ages ago by someone but I can’t remember who! But yes! We really should... "

Fabulous!!!! Can we have an initiation ceremony?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stamps foot and pouts*

What’s up Estella? I can’t pout. "

I’m just feeling needy and unloved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stamps foot and pouts*

What’s up Estella? I can’t pout.

I’m just feeling needy and unloved."

Come here cariad.... gin? X

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x

This was mentioned ages ago by someone but I can’t remember who! But yes! We really should...

Fabulous!!!! Can we have an initiation ceremony?! X"

If it means we have to be in a state of undress, then hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x

This was mentioned ages ago by someone but I can’t remember who! But yes! We really should...

Fabulous!!!! Can we have an initiation ceremony?! X

If it means we have to be in a state of undress, then hell yes! "

Naked gin shots! Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x

This was mentioned ages ago by someone but I can’t remember who! But yes! We really should...

Fabulous!!!! Can we have an initiation ceremony?! X

If it means we have to be in a state of undress, then hell yes! "

Wow heating up already lol

Glad am an insomniac lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

I had an Edinburgh raspberry gin last night. It was completely delicious

Mix it with prosecco - oooft! Gordon Castle Raspberry Gin is even more raspberryish (I know that’s not a word!) that Edinburgh Gin. It’s ridiculously good.

Boe Bramble Gin is my very favourite though. So so good!

Oh I haven’t tried that .. yet

Ooh, we could have a gin appreciation club x

This was mentioned ages ago by someone but I can’t remember who! But yes! We really should...

Fabulous!!!! Can we have an initiation ceremony?! X

If it means we have to be in a state of undress, then hell yes!

Wow heating up already lol

Glad am an insomniac lol

"

It has it's benefits lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*stamps foot and pouts*"

What's the matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems "

Gin for the win.

Excellent ballading, thank you very much. I enjoyed those songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stamps foot and pouts*

What’s up Estella? I can’t pout.

I’m just feeling needy and unloved.

Come here cariad.... gin? X"

It’ll just make me more depressed. Best not. Thanks though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends"

Hello! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

Gin for the win.

Excellent ballading, thank you very much. I enjoyed those songs."

I aim to please

Give this one a whirl.... I need this song loud, fuck the neighbours!!!

https://youtu.be/a4UQJwd3awQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stamps foot and pouts*

What’s up Estella? I can’t pout.

I’m just feeling needy and unloved.

Come here cariad.... gin? X

It’ll just make me more depressed. Best not. Thanks though. "

Cwtch and a cuppa instead? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface"

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck.... I'm out of wine! Port or sloe gin?! Argh.... first world problems

Gin for the win.

Excellent ballading, thank you very much. I enjoyed those songs.

I aim to please

Give this one a whirl.... I need this song loud, fuck the neighbours!!!

https://youtu.be/a4UQJwd3awQ"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today"

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?"

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol

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over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol"

Don't overdo it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol

Don't overdo it."

Yeah Ano should realised I was as mobility gone great an decided go supermarket for films lol I forgot how far in show entertainment section was

Got home was knackered lol

An after started gettin cramps again thank god not as bad as last time.

Even though shattered still not sleepy just frisky lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm quickly discovering that there's not much this cat doesn't like, he's after ma ice cream now as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quickly discovering that there's not much this cat doesn't like, he's after ma ice cream now as well "

Don't give in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol

Don't overdo it.

Yeah Ano should realised I was as mobility gone great an decided go supermarket for films lol I forgot how far in show entertainment section was

Got home was knackered lol

An after started gettin cramps again thank god not as bad as last time.

Even though shattered still not sleepy just frisky lol"

I'm glad you're feeling positive. One step at a time.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Crap weekend so far. Meets failed to materialise Friday night. Went to local club last night; it was dead! Everyone was simply drinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rammy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Crap weekend so far. Meets failed to materialise Friday night. Went to local club last night; it was dead! Everyone was simply drinking!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Oh man, that's expensive drinking. I crossed my fingers for you as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Crap weekend so far. Meets failed to materialise Friday night. Went to local club last night; it was dead! Everyone was simply drinking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Oh man, that's expensive drinking. I crossed my fingers for you as well."

Oh that’s crap meet didn’t happen sorry,

Oh it’s time month when everywhere empty cos ppl waiting for payday

Hope was ok night though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol

Don't overdo it.

Yeah Ano should realised I was as mobility gone great an decided go supermarket for films lol I forgot how far in show entertainment section was

Got home was knackered lol

An after started gettin cramps again thank god not as bad as last time.

Even though shattered still not sleepy just frisky lol

I'm glad you're feeling positive. One step at a time."

Try be positive although I don’t think I am am terrified and really down just try act good even though am not

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Crap weekend so far. Meets failed to materialise Friday night. Went to local club last night; it was dead! Everyone was simply drinking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Oh man, that's expensive drinking. I crossed my fingers for you as well."

Only consolation at the Club was the music played over the PA system was top notch club style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol

Don't overdo it.

Yeah Ano should realised I was as mobility gone great an decided go supermarket for films lol I forgot how far in show entertainment section was

Got home was knackered lol

An after started gettin cramps again thank god not as bad as last time.

Even though shattered still not sleepy just frisky lol

I'm glad you're feeling positive. One step at a time.

Try be positive although I don’t think I am am terrified and really down just try act good even though am not"

You'll be okay. Keeping on trying to be positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again all the nocturnal friends

Hello! Smileyface

Hope you had a nice day an stuff

How everyone today

I did have a nice day and stuff. How are you doing?

Well day wasn’t so bad but think over did it today so Legs tight and really sore now booo

Apart from that been ok lol

Don't overdo it.

Yeah Ano should realised I was as mobility gone great an decided go supermarket for films lol I forgot how far in show entertainment section was

Got home was knackered lol

An after started gettin cramps again thank god not as bad as last time.

Even though shattered still not sleepy just frisky lol

I'm glad you're feeling positive. One step at a time.

Try be positive although I don’t think I am am terrified and really down just try act good even though am not

You'll be okay. Keeping on trying to be positive."

Hopefully

God this is a long night lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm quickly discovering that there's not much this cat doesn't like, he's after ma ice cream now as well

Don't give in lol "

Too late, he had some in his own bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum p in the night.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good morning Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim xx"

Good morning, Rowdy. I trust you're well. x

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

I’m heartbroken and can’t sleep. I also may or may not have had a bottle of wine or two. Good morning

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over a year ago


"I’m heartbroken and can’t sleep. I also may or may not have had a bottle of wine or two. Good morning "

Good eveningmorning, Penny. *Nocturnal hugs*

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"I’m heartbroken and can’t sleep. I also may or may not have had a bottle of wine or two. Good morning

Good eveningmorning, Penny. *Nocturnal hugs*"

Bloody men!!!! I’ll learn one day hahaha

And good eveningmorning to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m heartbroken and can’t sleep. I also may or may not have had a bottle of wine or two. Good morning

Good eveningmorning, Penny. *Nocturnal hugs*

Bloody men!!!! I’ll learn one day hahaha

And good eveningmorning to you too "

What’s wrong with men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m heartbroken and can’t sleep. I also may or may not have had a bottle of wine or two. Good morning

Good eveningmorning, Penny. *Nocturnal hugs*

Bloody men!!!! I’ll learn one day hahaha

And good eveningmorning to you too "

sending ((((giant hugs))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x"

*Whispers, go to sleep* x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzsRZx5gzWg

Amy Winehouse - What Is It About Men - YouTube

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over a year ago


"Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x

*Whispers, go to sleep* x"

Didn't work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x

*Whispers, go to sleep* x

Didn't work "

Balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x

*Whispers, go to sleep* x

Didn't work

Balls."

Nope, didn't work either

How long you been on this site Jim? X

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Morning Jim, is it tommorrow yet or still yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim.... sloe gin is awesome

Knock yourself out on this one

https://youtu.be/FxYw0XPEoKE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x

*Whispers, go to sleep* x

Didn't work

Balls.

Nope, didn't work either

How long you been on this site Jim? X"

Nine years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim x morning everyone else x

Jim, can you pop over and send me back off to sleep? I shouldn't be awake this early

Mrs x

*Whispers, go to sleep* x

Didn't work

Balls.

Nope, didn't work either

How long you been on this site Jim? X

Nine years."

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim, is it tommorrow yet or still yesterday?

"

I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Jim

I can't sleep as usual

Sunday today though so it's all good

How long have you got left at work?

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim

I can't sleep as usual

Sunday today though so it's all good

How long have you got left at work?

X"

Good mooooooooooooooooorning, Mary. Welcome to Sunday.

I'm not working, I'm just a night owl. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim.... sloe gin is awesome

Knock yourself out on this one

https://youtu.be/FxYw0XPEoKE

"

One of my favourites of hers.

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

I’m at work..... very very bored, literally getting paid to sit here and do nothing haha

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over a year ago


"I’m at work..... very very bored, literally getting paid to sit here and do nothing haha"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cutie. I take it you're feeling better. I'd like to get paid for doing nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da Jim. Up early for work have a jolly Sunday buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m at work..... very very bored, literally getting paid to sit here and do nothing haha"

Lucky I love nights like that although busy ones are good as male night flow

Omg still awake

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin


"I’m at work..... very very bored, literally getting paid to sit here and do nothing haha

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cutie. I take it you're feeling better. I'd like to get paid for doing nothing. "

Evening Jim

Yeah I’m pretty much better now, after lots and lots of drugs from the GP. Getting about £200 for tonight’s shift..... luckily everyone is asleep so I literally have nothing to do haha

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