FabSwingers.com forum: The dangers of being happy

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Great weekend... lovely weather... happy-happy mood... oh why, oh why, oh why did I think being happy made it a good idea to jump off the garden wall instead of walking back around to the steps.

No I didn't twist anything as I landed....

No I didn't land funny and fall....

In fact it was a perfect landing.

I just forgot one tiny detail.... I wasn't wearing a bra!

Oooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my fucking tits!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Black eyes?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Black eyes?

More like black knees

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Black eyes?

More like black knees

Ouch!

LOL

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Black eyes?

More like black knees

I sympathise but being nearly flat chested can't imagine how that must have felt - ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

airbags???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"airheads???"

Ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

incommmiinnngggg.

remember you dont have tits to break your fall matey.

Oh hang on a minute....

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By *ompressaurMan
over a year ago

kilmarnock

worr i have to admit polo i was very under impressed till you talked about your breasts falling out. I hope it was a classic landing and that you had enpugh nipple to save you.

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