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"“Size 30 jeans size 42 waist” Id say 32 jeans " yes, well - you’re correct. I meant an amusing or witty caption not a jean waist size observation type caption. | |||
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"“Size 30 jeans size 42 waist” Id say 32 jeans " Oh no..not again Rodney | |||
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"'Where the hell are my keys?!'" Man goes skiing with plank made of ebony stuck to his bum!! | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” " Operation to remove pineapple from Steve's cock declared a success!! | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” Operation to remove pineapple from Steve's cock declared a success!!" I'm sure I've put my phone somewhere. | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” Operation to remove pineapple from Steve's cock declared a success!! I'm sure I've put my phone somewhere." Hold still, I said hold still! | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” " Knew I shouldn’t have had that curry last night, any more farts like that and the zip coming down is the least of my worries x | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” Knew I shouldn’t have had that curry last night, any more farts like that and the zip coming down is the least of my worries x " Death by cleavage a fun way to go | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” Knew I shouldn’t have had that curry last night, any more farts like that and the zip coming down is the least of my worries x Death by cleavage a fun way to go " man with sexy woman needs help | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” Operation to remove pineapple from Steve's cock declared a success!! I'm sure I've put my phone somewhere.cover up realise they don't like dick pics" These fingers are better than a finger of fudge. Ss | |||
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"“Clenching stops seepage” Operation to remove pineapple from Steve's cock declared a success!! I'm sure I've put my phone somewhere.cover up realise they don't like dick pics These fingers are better than a finger of fudge. Ss" Yoga changed my life. | |||
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"If that button pops you'll get an eye full and a button imprint on your head " As an aside, I had an hour long conversation about tensile strength based on that picture. | |||
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"Thug life, the itch is real!" Where did she go? | |||
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"For Lickety It shrank in the wash xx contains boobs" My favourite song is 'Start Wearing Purple' by Gogol Bordello | |||
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"“I can do the Frog”" Dry itchy feet E45 (Always Read The Label) | |||
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"You will not de-feet me!" And relax | |||
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"Where's his lead? Oh this will do. " Beautiful sunrise! | |||
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"Where's his lead? Oh this will do. " I'm sure it's wild garlic! | |||
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"Where's his lead? Oh this will do. I'm sure it's wild garlic!" If I walk like this, nobody will notice the white paint on my butt. | |||
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"Where's his lead? Oh this will do. I'm sure it's wild garlic! If I walk like this, nobody will notice the white paint on my butt. " I was busy holding the wall up and my bra just fell off! | |||
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"Where's his lead? Oh this will do. I'm sure it's wild garlic! If I walk like this, nobody will notice the white paint on my butt. " Wildlife safari in mid flow | |||
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"SCF/NM " Footloose and fancy free | |||
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"For Lickety It shrank in the wash xx" Sadly, I took it in after losing two stone and then grew beyond it's capabilities and can't let it out. | |||
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"SCF/NM Footloose and fancy free" "I never know what to do with my hands in photos." | |||
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"SCF/NM Footloose and fancy free "I never know what to do with my hands in photos." " Don't you wish this button wasn't so well sewn on? | |||
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"Alice from the wonderland " I came in here for something | |||
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"He hasn’t got a scooby doo Pesky kids! " Nipples and stockings | |||
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"He hasn’t got a scooby doo Pesky kids! Nipples and stockings " I. D parade | |||
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"He hasn’t got a scooby doo Pesky kids! Nipples and stockings I. D parade " Well heeled. | |||
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"Mirror mirror on the wall........" Pink to make the girls wink | |||
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"Mirror mirror on the wall........ Pink to make the girls wink " And the beast breast award goes too .... | |||
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"my ass feels so soft after a fresh wax" You can never have too many places to hang your towel | |||
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"my ass feels so soft after a fresh wax You can never have too many places to hang your towel" KinkyBird1, I genuinely laughed at that one, thanks! | |||
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"His trousers had shrunk in the wash again.." I look good in suits now sit on my face xx | |||
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"His trousers had shrunk in the wash again.. I look good in suits now sit on my face xx" I've got the tiger on me | |||
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"well come on, its not going to eat itself!" The only way is up... | |||
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"Just popping to Poundland. Want anything?" What makes you think I’m cheap | |||
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"The thinker The squatter. Funeral director " He had a vagina built into his shoulder.. | |||
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"The thinker The squatter. Funeral director He had a vagina built into his shoulder.. " I'm sure it said 30mph your honour | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D " The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. " I have no pocket linings and am fondling my balls | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. " Insurance adviser | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. Insurance adviser" Oh very sexy are you standing there for me | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. I have no pocket linings and am fondling my balls" Eaton mess anyone? | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. Insurance adviser" Contestant number 2 wore her name badge with pride. | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. Insurance adviser Contestant number 2 wore her name badge with pride. " Pointing my fingers outwards hoping noone will see my steaming hard-on | |||
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"Going fishing! For the D The towels in the hotel rooms were getting smaller and smaller. Insurance adviser Contestant number 2 wore her name badge with pride. Pointing my fingers outwards hoping noone will see my steaming hard-on " Carpenter has wood | |||
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"Take 56 of trying to obtain the correct angle with the camera phone." Turn the other cheek" said the vicar, so i did. | |||
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"Take 56 of trying to obtain the correct angle with the camera phone. Turn the other cheek" said the vicar, so i did." Practice for the Apple bobbing competition had confused her this year. | |||
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"Take 56 of trying to obtain the correct angle with the camera phone. Turn the other cheek" said the vicar, so i did. Practice for the Apple bobbing competition had confused her this year. " Still got a hard-on | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open...." Magic Mike 3, coming to theatres near you February 14th! | |||
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"Take 56 of trying to obtain the correct angle with the camera phone. Turn the other cheek" said the vicar, so i did. Practice for the Apple bobbing competition had confused her this year. Still got a hard-on " Bum so tight I..can't...move.. | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open...." Yes, i use Daz for my whites | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites" I just can't hit that D Minor | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites I just can't hit that D Minor" It's ok Jim, well just tell your mother we ate it all. Sorry, just looked like an American pie pose | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites I just can't hit that D Minor It's ok Jim, well just tell your mother we ate it all. Sorry, just looked like an American pie pose " I used to be that guy in the back street boys | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites I just can't hit that D Minor It's ok Jim, well just tell your mother we ate it all. Sorry, just looked like an American pie pose I used to be that guy in the back street boys" Grandma..... Is that you? | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites I just can't hit that D Minor It's ok Jim, well just tell your mother we ate it all. Sorry, just looked like an American pie pose I used to be that guy in the back street boys Grandma..... Is that you? " Twin peaks! | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites I just can't hit that D Minor It's ok Jim, well just tell your mother we ate it all. Sorry, just looked like an American pie pose I used to be that guy in the back street boys Grandma..... Is that you? Twin peaks! " Pink to make the girls wink | |||
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"A postcard...wish you were here " My only fear is the unknown. Whether you're shuffling a deck of cards or holding your breath, magic is pretty simple: It comes down to training, practice, and experimentation, followed up by ridiculous pursuit and relentless perseverance. I was obsessed with the idea of fasting and isolation. .... my name..... I'm David. David Blaine | |||
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"A postcard...wish you were here My only fear is the unknown. Whether you're shuffling a deck of cards or holding your breath, magic is pretty simple: It comes down to training, practice, and experimentation, followed up by ridiculous pursuit and relentless perseverance. I was obsessed with the idea of fasting and isolation. .... my name..... I'm David. David Blaine " 5...4...3....2...1... | |||
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"A postcard...wish you were here My only fear is the unknown. Whether you're shuffling a deck of cards or holding your breath, magic is pretty simple: It comes down to training, practice, and experimentation, followed up by ridiculous pursuit and relentless perseverance. I was obsessed with the idea of fasting and isolation. .... my name..... I'm David. David Blaine 5...4...3....2...1..." I call this stance... demure but ready to pounce. | |||
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"Have they walked past yet? Why do I always leave the fucking curtains open.... Yes, i use Daz for my whites I just can't hit that D Minor It's ok Jim, well just tell your mother we ate it all. Sorry, just looked like an American pie pose I used to be that guy in the back street boys Grandma..... Is that you? Twin peaks! Pink to make the girls wink " dam I was gonna say that lol. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 21/07/18 09:55:34]" I can kick my own arse dont need help | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug." Would settle for a pair hug... | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug." I genuinely can't think of anything to say except OMG! | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug. I genuinely can't think of anything to say except OMG!" Wet wet wet omg | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug. I genuinely can't think of anything to say except OMG!" I'm with you on that one lol. Nice photos. | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug. I genuinely can't think of anything to say except OMG! I'm with you on that one lol. Nice photos. " Boobs glorious boobs | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug. I genuinely can't think of anything to say except OMG! I'm with you on that one lol. Nice photos. Boobs glorious boobs " grabs my coat. I'll pull more tHan your finger. Lol. | |||
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"Weapons of Mass Excitrment wouldn't mind a bear hug. I genuinely can't think of anything to say except OMG! I'm with you on that one lol. Nice photos. Boobs glorious boobs grabs my coat. I'll pull more tHan your finger. Lol. " Tv tuners are back in fashion | |||
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"The best use for baby oil" Any second now it’s goin to escape and have your eye out | |||
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"The best use for baby oil Any second now it’s goin to escape and have your eye out " . Better clear the table before dinner is ready, or is that dinner! | |||
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"The best use for baby oil Any second now it’s goin to escape and have your eye out . Better clear the table before dinner is ready, or is that dinner! " Just keeping my hands warm down here xx | |||
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"The best use for baby oil Any second now it’s goin to escape and have your eye out . Better clear the table before dinner is ready, or is that dinner! Just keeping my hands warm down here xx " Sings* A rush of blood to the head... Well he said this is how I deep throat?! | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex" He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! " Assuming the position | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position " Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil" Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee" Let’s get this trial over with *insert OK hand sign emoji* | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee Let’s get this trial over with *insert OK hand sign emoji*" Baywatch - behind the scenes | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee Let’s get this trial over with *insert OK hand sign emoji* Baywatch - behind the scenes " The Full moon was bright in the night sky. | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee Let’s get this trial over with *insert OK hand sign emoji* Baywatch - behind the scenes The Full moon was bright in the night sky. " Gratten catalogue man found decapitate | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee Let’s get this trial over with *insert OK hand sign emoji* Baywatch - behind the scenes The Full moon was bright in the night sky. Gratten catalogue man found decapitate " Yippee kayayyyy Motha........ | |||
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"I can see right through me Triple sex He adopted the dead horse position but still she kept on flogging!! Assuming the position Before and After, using Turtle wax massage oil Weeeeeeeeèeeeeee Let’s get this trial over with *insert OK hand sign emoji* Baywatch - behind the scenes The Full moon was bright in the night sky. Gratten catalogue man found decapitate Yippee kayayyyy Motha........" Bond before the bow tie good luck mate | |||
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