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"I've found out about a new sexual position.... It's called ”Parcel force” you wait in all day and no one fucking cums!!!" Can I add another position: BT Openreach. Arrange to hook me up then give a lame excuse for each of their three no shows | |||
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"I'll add the Chinese lingerie. They promise a large one and when it turns up its tiny."  | |||
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"I'll add the Chinese lingerie. They promise a large one and when it turns up its tiny." Asian sizing yes. I had the opposite problem in Malaysia. I went into an H&M and the labels were in English and Malay. I assumed that the boxer briefs would be sized accordingly and bought large. Now I only wear those ones in the house, for fear of them falling down or me looking like a teenager with them hanging half down my butt cheeks | |||
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"A 71 is the new 69. Its a 69 with 2 fingers up her ass" Or the 99 - same as a 69 but you stick a flake up her ass. | |||
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