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What’s your Earliest memory ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was when my brother shoved a Chop Stick in my ear and thought it was hilarious. I remembering thinking fuck me, who’s this cunt. What’s yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to hospital for sticking a load of tissue up my nose and getting it stuck when I was 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My uncle coming home from Australia and bringing me a toy wooden dog on wheels, I was around 2 and a half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad giving me a list of reasons why my brother was his favourite. Which is probably the reason why I’m on here now, seeking validation from random men on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dad giving me a list of reasons why my brother was his favourite. Which is probably the reason why I’m on here now, seeking validation from random men on the internet."

That’s such a heart warming story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad smacking my brother for taking a toy off me. I was 3 or 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking a bottle of Windolene, and being very sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My brothers earliest memory is learning how to use chop sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad giving me a list of reasons why my brother was his favourite. Which is probably the reason why I’m on here now, seeking validation from random men on the internet."

They fuck you up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday when i was reborn s dirty fuckrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yesterday when i was reborn s dirty fuckrr"

Meh.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Picking up Dads pipe to try, and been very sick. Would have been about 3 at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum splashing me on my birthday then me storming upstairs in a massive grump, I must have been about 5 or 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad giving me a list of reasons why my brother was his favourite. Which is probably the reason why I’m on here now, seeking validation from random men on the internet.

That’s such a heart warming story. "

It’s beautiful, brings a tear to my eye every time I think about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dad giving me a list of reasons why my brother was his favourite. Which is probably the reason why I’m on here now, seeking validation from random men on the internet.

That’s such a heart warming story.

It’s beautiful, brings a tear to my eye every time I think about it "

Send my regards to your Dad, tell him I haven’t forgotten that fiver he owes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad giving me a list of reasons why my brother was his favourite. Which is probably the reason why I’m on here now, seeking validation from random men on the internet.

That’s such a heart warming story.

It’s beautiful, brings a tear to my eye every time I think about it

Send my regards to your Dad, tell him I haven’t forgotten that fiver he owes me. "

Good luck getting that, you’re going to have to write in to can’t pay take it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 years old, and nearly drowning in my aunts swimming pool

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Having my chin stitched up at th age of 3 because I tripped and banged it on the side of the bath

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Having 'Weeble Wobbles' for my 4th birthday and a hideous jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in my living room with my mum and my aunties the night Elvis died. I remember my auntie screaming and crying for ages. I remember my eyes were nipping from the smoke. I must have been 3 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was in my living room with my mum and my aunties the night Elvis died. I remember my auntie screaming and crying for ages. I remember my eyes were nipping from the smoke. I must have been 3 x"

I remember watching his funeral on the telly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I poured my first vodka of the evening at 10:15pm. Think some unimportant stuff may have happened before that, but I remember the vodka bottle top unscrewing

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

About 4 years old, I tried jumping over my rocking horse. The time I never made it, I got the bridge of my nose on a concrete step. Broken nose, 4 butterfly stitches.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When I was 2, for my sister's baptism - it's funny remembering not understanding very much going on and being tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either, laying in bed and a black bird flying in the window and scaring me. Or, my grandad singing Sing a song of Sixpence, as he bounced me on his knee.

I must have been about 3, but I'm not sure which was first.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Me sitting in a pushchair at Canterbury bus station whilst my man hit a French man with her handbag for jumping the bus queue

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

About 3, took a dump in the garden, blamed the boy next door, got caught lying, got a smack round the legs for that. Terrible at lying ever since (and take all my dumps in a toilet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I poured my first vodka of the evening at 10:15pm. Think some unimportant stuff may have happened before that, but I remember the vodka bottle top unscrewing "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"3 years old, and nearly drowning in my aunts swimming pool "

Mine is similar but it was in the public pool with my nursery class, I remember seeing the shitty lifeguard chatting to some woman as I was sinking, genuinely thought I was going to die.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Christmas Eve when I was about 5 I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting my pigtails off and giving them to mummy, with the red ribbons on Christmas day. I don't remember anything before that at all.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Being in my pram under a tree. My mum said I was 18 months old. The tree is still there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being in my pram under a tree. My mum said I was 18 months old. The tree is still there. "

Is the pram still there to ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cutting my pigtails off and giving them to mummy, with the red ribbons on Christmas day. I don't remember anything before that at all. "

But your mum was happy with that ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Storming out of a horrible nursery classroom that I went to because they were trying to teach us to knit and I couldn't do it. I remember sitting on the stairs crying.

That nursery teacher was a wicked bitter woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get out of my cot

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Throwing my toy truck down the steps at my auntie. Just because I wanted her attention. Still has the scar on her forehead from the truck lol. I’ve also still kept the truck as a reminder.... 27 years ago lol

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Kicking my little brother in the cot

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My dad catching a salmon and throwing the fish into my hands as it was still alive. I was about 3 or 4. Haven’t eaten fish since

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Playing king of the hill at my primary school. Must’ve been 6 or 7. We thought the hill was massive and had to defend it. Went back years later and it was barely 2 feet high. My memories were of it being about 10 foot high. Disappointed much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cutting my pigtails off and giving them to mummy, with the red ribbons on Christmas day. I don't remember anything before that at all.

But your mum was happy with that ?!"

Horrified, she cried. I have photo evidence, hilarious pics. I had short hair for months and looked like a boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking out everything from inside kitchen cupboards to then "hide" inside.

My mum had to tie the cupboard doors for months

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Getting a damn good hiding from my mum when I laughed at someone who was limping, I didn’t understand why they limped as I was only 3 years old. I never did it again in my whole life. Violence seemed to teach me a lot in my early years.

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

Learning to ride a bike without stabilizers. Turning round to see my dad had let go and then instantly falling off. I was about 4 or 5 I think.

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