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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just watched a documentary on men and how they've ended up in A&E having things stuck down their japs eye

A six inch stilleto heel had to be the worst as it still had the shoe on show and the heel completely...... down there!!!!

Come on boys and girls, we've all heard and possibly experienced embarrassing tales... So tell

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Crosses legs in anguish and consternation*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Without sounding a prude, I don’t like the idea of things rammed down my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never say 'japs eye' anymore..

well apart from just there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More men end up with items stuck in their bum. It's amazing what people accidentally 'sit on' by accident whilst naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Without sounding a prude, I don’t like the idea of things rammed down my cock"

I don't blame you at all, it made me cross my legs!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never say 'japs eye' anymore..

well apart from just there "

Intriged... What do you call it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More men end up with items stuck in their bum. It's amazing what people accidentally 'sit on' by accident whilst naked "

Such as??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??"

Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never say 'japs eye' anymore..

well apart from just there

Intriged... What do you call it? "

I'd probably more say down/up my bell end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??

Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.

"

Easily done

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Without sounding a prude, I don’t like the idea of things rammed down my cock

I don't blame you at all, it made me cross my legs!!! "

I wittily got a pun in as well.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember years ago reading a fascinating and um, highly plausible story concerning a chap who claimed to have been up a step ladder, naked, in his house when he subsequently and inadvertently fell and impaled his anus on a broom handle.

An all too common household mishap that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??

Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.

"

I'm sure I remember Paul Daniels doing that on his show years ago.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I watched a junior Dr programme and a guy got a toilet brush stuck up there hook end first. The hook got stuck so they couldn't just pull it out.

I once thought I'd lost a vibrator up my bum but I got it out.

I fakdi thought someone (naming no names) had got a suction nipple sucker thing stuck on my clit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tv station did a "100 things stuck up an arse" type od show once. It may be kicking around on you tube somwere.

That had things like false teeth, an tennis ball and most bizarre some one had pourd the powder tbat makes cement in there anus to "make a mould if it"

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There was a recent reddit askreddit post for A&E workers about whats the weirdest thing people have been admitted with up their arse.

A disturbingly high number of the answers were "lightbulb"

I mean...I get that the shape might be good, but really

It's not that sturdy! And the consequences of it going wrong...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There was a recent reddit askreddit post for A&E workers about whats the weirdest thing people have been admitted with up their arse.

A disturbingly high number of the answers were "lightbulb"

I mean...I get that the shape might be good, but really

It's not that sturdy! And the consequences of it going wrong..."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've posted before about losing a clementine in me. I wondered where it might have ended up if we hadn't got it out as I have no cervix or uterus. (This latter prevents me from identifying as a woman according to some recent threads. )

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"There was a recent reddit askreddit post for A&E workers about whats the weirdest thing people have been admitted with up their arse.

A disturbingly high number of the answers were "lightbulb"

I mean...I get that the shape might be good, but really

It's not that sturdy! And the consequences of it going wrong..."

One man one jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??"

What a mental image! haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XS7a59KQAw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled "

Probably not the first & probably not the last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Oh God, did anyone have the misfortune of seeing “Bottle Guy” A Glass jug pretty much, ouchies.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

There's a video called "One guy, one jar" that was doing the rounds on WhatsApp a while back, basically a guy squats over a glass jar and takes it up his rusty sheriffs badge, the jar subsequently breaks whilst in there and he has to pull all the gory shards out of his tattered ricker

A) What did he think was going to happen?

B) why do people share it?

C) how do I unsee it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are making me clench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doctor friend told me about some amusing mishaps that she had dealt with, including a vicar who had been hoovering the curtains in the nude when the chair collapsed and he fell backwards on to a bottle getting the screw top stuck up his ass. I suggested pushing the bottle neck in and giving it a quarter turn to pull it out but apparently it's more complicated than that.

Another time there was a young couple, the lady had a delicate glass Santa, a bauble from the Xmas tree so far up her that they couldn't get it out (she was not pleased..gave the impression it had all been his idea)

While the doctors were fishing around,elbow deep...the boyfriend was holding her hand and encouraging her saying 'push push.

Aww...how sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The time there was an article in like The Sun about that man “Hanging Curtains” and “falling on a potato” ??

Wasn't there a recent story about a man gardening in the nude, falling and ending up with a sweet potato stuck up his arse? When the potato was removed it was found to be peeled.

"

The rectum obviously absorbed the "jacket"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I knew a girl a while back ; well a long while back who had to go to hospital because a Cucumber had snapped in half inside her and for some reason she couldn't get it out . Very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never quite understood why some people seem to feel the need to get naked and lube up before hoovering the stairs.

An accident just waiting to happen, it seems.

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